My years as a fortune teller

Many people don't believe these karma claims, and feel that they have had abortions, or asked their girlfriends or wives to have abortions.But why is there no retribution?It seems that the retribution is all made up by people from Buddhism and Taoism, or fortune tellers to deceive him (her).

But you must know that many things are not something you can see, such as the saying of retribution, it may come from tomorrow, or it may come from a few years later.Once your fortune is low, the retribution will come faster.This retribution may not require your blood to be splashed on the spot, but it will definitely make your luck drop to the extreme.Without the help of noble people, everything is limited in doing things.

Even if the retribution does not come to you now, it will be reflected in your husband (wife), or even in future generations.There is an old saying that good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It’s not that the time has not yet come... If the real retribution comes to your door, remember not to blame others.

An Demin, this old boy, told me everything at the beginning, as long as I go, he will definitely accompany me.But when something really came out, he wanted to avoid it.Is this something you can avoid?If you provoke me, you have to be obedient to me.

After the route is set, I will ask An Demin to arrange the rest.And I went to find a hermit, who has a very important wall chart, which is the key item I will use this time in Shenzhen.It's just that the old man is a bit stingy, and in the words of Shaanxi people, he is "stingy". It's not easy to borrow from him.

Early the next morning, I took a taxi to the Louguan platform.The old man lives in a nearby village, which is only a few hundred meters away from Zhao Gongming Temple, the famous first temple of wealth in China.

This Temple of the God of Wealth and the later Louguantai Temple of the God of Wealth are two different things.Not only is Zhao Gongming, one of the gods of wealth, enshrined here, but also the genealogy portraits of the Zhao family.It is said that there is also a clothes tomb, but it was built by later generations.

The people in this village are basically surnamed Li except for those surnamed Zhao.It is said that Zhao Gongming's heirs and descendants all live here and married Li's family.So the people in these two villages are basically surnamed Zhao or Li.Now the only preserved statue of Zhao Gongming in the whole country is here, and the textual research is from the Yuan Dynasty.Hei Lian held a steel whip and a black tiger under his crotch.I had the good fortune to see this statue once.This is also the only place in the country where the authentic method of offering sacrifices to Zhao Gongming is preserved.

Every year, people seeking money from all over the country will come to sacrifice to Zhao Gongming on the fifth day of the lunar new year.I also met this old man when the master brought me here to pay respects after I had just apprenticed to the master.He has a very good relationship with his master, and it is said that he is also a disciple of Zhengyi Shenxiao.Later, due to some accidents, the old man returned to his hometown to work in agriculture.

In some lands, the elderly, in addition to growing some vegetables and fruits on weekdays, teach their children and grandchildren some Taoism.It's a pity that few children can really learn these things nowadays, so the old man sighed for a long time that he was about to lose his ability.But I don't want to accept apprentices...

After driving for more than an hour, I finally arrived at the old man's house.The old man's home is very ordinary. He neither rebuilt the house nor rebuilt the door of other people's house.It's just a very ordinary small farmyard. Once the door is opened, there is a road paved with green bricks.This is just for the convenience of walking when it rains.

I stood at the door and shouted: "Old man Zhao, someone has stolen your peaches. Come out quickly!" After I shouted, I ran to the door and stood against the wall.Wait for the old man to come out.

Not long after, the old man was wearing a piece of clothing, pulled a pair of muddy black cloth shoes on his bare feet, and ran out with a stick in his hand.Standing not far from me, he cursed: "F*ck, where is that bastard stealing peaches? Come out to me."

Looking at his appearance, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.The old man looked back and saw that it was me, pointed at me with a stick and said, "It turns out that you are a bastard. I came here to bully the old man for nothing. Waiting to tell your old man, I will break your dog's legs." The old man stared With one glance, I turned around and entered the yard.

I hurriedly followed the old man to enter the yard, but the old man picked up the stick and was about to beat me.I was so scared that I took a step back, and the old man took the opportunity to close the door with a bang, and then said to me: "You son of a bitch, go and play, Mr. Zhao has no magic weapon here. You don't want to come either."

Why!This was the last time I snatched a mahogany sword from the old man's hand, and the old man still holds a grudge.There is no way who told him to use lightning to split peach wood.Peach trees can be seen everywhere, but those struck by lightning are extremely hard to find.Besides, on the mahogany sword, there are several mage's seals.Putting this kind of treasure in the old man's place is a bit reckless.So I kept it for him for a while, I didn't expect the old man to still be worried about it now.

I quietly came to the door again, and saw the old man looking at me through the crack of the door!So he raised the object in his hand, shook it at the crack of the door and said, "Old man Zhao, what do you think I brought you?"

The old man opened the door with a "wow" and said, "Haha, you have some conscience, if you know how to take Moutai, you will come to honor Master Zhao!" The old man snatched the things I brought.Taking advantage of the trend, I also hurried into the yard.

As I walked forward, I said: "Okay, don't worry about it, Moutai is fake. It's just a box, which contains the good tea that someone gave me, and the West Wind 30 years later is the real one. Drunkard!" When the old man heard that he was holding Moutai, he really felt that the weight was wrong.He tried to hit me again with a stick.

I jumped up and said, "Stop it, old Mr. Zhao, I'm in the yard. If you dare to hit me, believe it or not, I'll trample all the food in your yard for you. I'll see you ass." When the old man heard it, the stick stopped in mid-air.Stared at me angrily.

His yard is quite big, and his children have bought houses in the urban area, so now he lives alone.He tidied up the land on both sides of the bluestone road in front of the door and planted some vegetables.These are what he eats. The vegetables grown in the vegetable field outside and the fruits harvested from the fruit trees in the orchard are all exchanged for money.Then support some poor people and children who are out of school.Just this old man has sponsored two children and graduated from college.I really admire him for this.

While looking at me, the old man walked in with a stick and said, "You little bastard, don't you feel super uncomfortable if you don't come here to harm me? Don't come here if you have anything to do. Get two bottles of broken zephyr and some rotten tea leaves. Master Zhao, can I see it?"

Upon hearing this, I snatched the things I had brought and said, "You damn old Zhao, I'll come and see you, sir. You're still babbling, why don't you like these things? That's it! Take it back and drink it yourself, you always go home and eat some corn-bread and pickles!" Said he was about to leave.

The old man hurried over, snatched the wine and tea from my arms, and said, "What! What! Do you want to go out after entering your Master Zhao's door?" He said as he walked towards the house with his things, and said as he walked: "I'll get two good dishes later, and I'll have some West Wind. I haven't drunk for a long time, and the wine worms in your stomach and mine have rebelled." I smiled secretly and followed the old man into the house.

The furnishings in the room are almost the same as when I came here, without any change: on the wall facing the door, there is a painting inviting fish every year, and a square table below.There was a china jug and some cups on the table.I don't know how long no one has scrubbed it, and the color of the pot can no longer be seen clearly.On my left side is a floor cabinet with messy things on it.

The old man ignored me, and gently put the gift I brought on the table, then turned around and started cooking.In less than 10 minutes, the old man came in with a plate of scrambled eggs with green peppers, a plate of lotus white with green peppers, and a plate of fried peppers.

I looked at the dishes carefully and said: "Old man Zhao, it's not easy for me to come here once, you only get these few dishes. Except for the scrambled eggs with green peppers, which are freshly fried, I think the other dishes are from yesterday, right?"

The old man glared at me and said, "Whether you like to eat or not, Mr. Zhao, that's all I have here. Even if you invite Mr. Zhao, I will go to the restaurant, and I won't give you face!" Then he went to the kitchen to get the cut pot helmet Come in, then turn on Zephyr and pour yourself a glass.Meimei took a sip, looked intoxicated, then looked at me and said: "Good wine! Spicy buns, and another glass of West Wind. Hehe, it's not suitable for an emperor." He smacked his mouth, looked at me and said: "Little bastard, it's for the sake of giving wine to Master Zhao and me today. Tell me, why did you see Master Zhao and me again this time?"

As soon as I heard that I was sitting opposite him, I picked up the pot helmet and took a bite, and then I picked up the egg and scrambled peppers and took a bite.Hmm, what's wrong, it's like something hard after eating very spicy food, it makes a crackling sound when chewed? .No, there is still a smell of chicken excrement.

"Old Zhaotou..." I swallowed the food forcefully, and said, "Old Zhaotou, what else do you have in here? Why does it smell like glass shards when you chew it? And why does it smell like chicken manure when you eat it?"

Old Zhao took a look at me, took a sip of wine and said with a smirk: "Just now, an egg was stained with chicken manure. I wanted to clean it up before frying it. But it accidentally fell into the oil pan, so..." As soon as I covered my mouth, I ran outside, retched a few times, pointed at the old man and said, "I will bring you wine, and you will eat scrambled eggs with green peppers and chicken feces. And there are egg shells in it." , don’t you know how to break the eggs into the bowl first? Stir them and fry them?”

The old man glared at me and said, "Don't gossip about me, why are you here this time?" I wiped my mouth and told the old man everything that happened after asking for divination that day.

After hearing this, the old man immediately said, "You want that portrait?" I nodded.The old man looked at me again and said, "Please send me a note. Return this portrait as soon as it is used up. Do you hear me?" .

There is no way who can claim that the thing is not ours, so I have to write a note to him...