My years as a fortune teller

I couldn't watch it anymore, so I jumped up and shouted: "Enough!" Maybe my voice was too loud, or maybe my expression was a little hideous.Not only these infant spirits, but also those ghosts standing in two rows all trembled in unison.

Those little baby spirits ran behind the big baby spirit in an instant, hiding behind the adults like naughty children.Stealthily stuck out a small head, blinking those eyes looking at you.Seeing the appearance of the little baby spirit, I didn't know what to say.

At this moment, I only heard a "bang". The sound came so suddenly that I was shocked.Suddenly Lin Zhiren sat up abruptly, clutching his lower body and shouting "ah" "ah".

I didn't laugh or cry when I saw it, and I didn't know what to do.These little baby spirits actually tied a firecracker to Lin Zhiren's lower body.And it's not tied through the pants, it's tied directly against the flesh.Although I don't know what the firecracker is, but this can be seen from Lin Zhiren's painful expression.Even if he gets out alive today, he may only be a eunuch in the future.

I let out a long sigh and was about to speak just now.I just heard a crackling sound, and then heard a whining sound.I followed the sound and saw that the man sitting with the fat woman was tied up like a rice dumpling.His body was covered with firecrackers, and his mouth was tightly gagged.The crackling sound just now came from his legs.

I couldn't take it anymore, so I shook my head helplessly and said, "I'll give you a chance to take revenge and vent your grievances. Look at how you little villains have tortured people. I know The crime they are suffering now is what you have suffered in the past. It is almost the same now, can you let go?"

Unexpectedly, the big baby spirit stared at me with a pair of red eyes, and then pointed behind me with his finger.A ball of black air on his body suddenly rose up like a flame.

I closed my eyes and thought for a while and said: "I know what you think? I can promise you, but before that, you have to promise me one thing first, or you can just try it. See how much resentment you have , I'm still great."

Ying Ling rolled his eyes, looked at me and nodded.I smiled slightly and said: "This is a good boy, my condition is very simple. I just give each of you a name, and I will call your name later, just promise me. How about this condition is simple! Of course, after the matter is settled, each of you will give you a few candies." He said and took out an Alpine toffee from his pocket.

I waved the toffee in front of them, and then waved to a little baby spirit hiding behind me.This little guy looked at it for a long time, then ran over timidly, snatched the candy from my hand, and hid behind him in a blink of an eye.

This candy was just after I came to Shenzhen, when I was staying in the hotel, I saw the candy in a small box on the table, and put it in my pocket without thinking.Who knew it would come in handy here!Seeing the little baby spirits behind the big baby spirit, arguing around Youtang.I know what happened this time, half the battle.

I smiled and said: "Okay, I'll start naming you now! You are the biggest and the fiercest. It's like a little tiger. It just so happens that there is a tiger in my name. That's it How about Ah Hu?" He looked at me and nodded.I immediately lined up all the baby spirits and gave them names one by one.They are named according to the order of the twelve zodiac signs.

After I finished naming them, I was secretly happy watching them. At this time, the big baby spirit named Ahu pointed behind me again.A look of rage, as if I cheated them.

I frowned, then smiled and walked over.At the feet of the fat woman, he picked up a knife.A knife soaked in blood!I touched the blade on it, looked at Ahu and said, "I know that you hate Yin Tongyan and her daughter the most in your heart. I guess the rest of the children also hate it, well, now I will give you a chance to take revenge."

As he spoke, holding the blood-soaked knife, he went straight to Yin Tongyan's mother and daughter.An Demin and He Simin seem to have seen what I mean, they stood in front of me together, and An Demin said: "Brother, you can't..."

As soon as I saw it, I immediately hugged An Demin's neck with the other hand and said, "Go away, the wronged person has a debtor. It's only natural to kill and pay for life. If we don't kill these two women, we won't be able to get out alive." .” As he spoke, he pulled An Demin in, stood in front of him and said in a low voice: “Hide this knife well, don’t be seen.”

An Demin looked at me in a daze, nodded immediately, and quickly stuffed the knife into the inner pocket of his coat.I gave him the portrait of the Baby Eater Ghost King again, and said at the same time: "Hold it first, and when things are cleared up, I will resolve all grievances."

Since my back was facing the infant spirit, I basically stood next to An Demin.This action is so fast that almost no one notices it.At the same time, I handed it over to An Demin as the "King of Baby Eaters", so I didn't arouse the suspicion of the baby spirit.At the same time, I also pulled out the toy knife I just took from Longlong.

I pushed An Demin away and jumped in front of Lingling. Yin Tongyan saw that I was approaching fiercely.Immediately got up to protect Lingling, I gave a strong push.Then I lifted Lingling from her hair, and Lingling grasped my hand with both hands in fear and pain, and slowly stood up.At this moment, I said in a low voice: "When I stab you with a knife, shout and immediately fall down. Do you hear me?"

Lingling was still taken aback when she heard what I said.When I saw her, I pulled her hair hard, and the little girl just yelled in pain.

I gently pulled her hair, turned around and said to Yingling Ahu: "You want to kill her, don't you? Because this ignorant girl took you out of your body when you were less than a month old, and was killed by those People like beasts ate it?" Ah Hu nodded, and there was a hint of pain in his ferocious eyes.

I immediately stretched out the fake knife in my hand, and said to him: "Here, here is the knife. After all, she almost gave birth to you, and she is also your mother. Don't torture her, give her a good time. Hurry up !" Ah Hu stood there completely dumbfounded when he heard my words.I feel that at this moment, I am like a murderous demon.

I smiled secretly in my heart, and said to him: "You don't want to do anything, do you? But remember in the hospital? Didn't you want to kill her with your own hands? Why don't you move now? Good! If you don't do it, then let her go." I'll help you, why did I promise to help you!" Turning around and whispering, "The knife is here, get ready." As he spoke, the fake knife pierced Lingling's lower abdomen fiercely.

I didn't expect this knife to be retractable.The moment the tip of the knife touched Lingling's lower abdomen, the blade retracted miraculously.

I yelled into Lingling's ear again: "Call out, fall to the ground and pretend to be dead!" Seeing that the girl still didn't understand, I yanked her hair.I just heard a sound, and slowly lay on my body.I gently put Lingling on the ground.

One of Yin Tongyan's own daughters was really dead, and she rushed towards me like crazy.I hurriedly gave An Demin a wink, and An Demin immediately rushed to hug Yin Tongyan.In less than a minute, I saw Yin Tongyan's eyes lit up, and she looked at me for help.

I immediately shouted: "Brother An, go away, let me kill her and fulfill my promise." An Demin immediately walked away when he heard my words, and taking advantage of this opportunity, I rushed forward and gave Yin Tongyan a heavy blow.Fortunately, Ahu Yingling didn't notice at that time, and the retracted blade in his hand hadn't popped out yet.

So I basically took a rubber knife handle and punched Yin Tongyan hard.So Yin Tongyan yelled in pain, and I whispered in her ear to pretend to be dead.Yin Tongyan immediately made a look of vomiting, and slowly leaned on my shoulder.

This time, Chen Jianguo and others clearly saw that there was no blade on my knife.After all, was it facing them? Chen Simin was about to shout.It was An Demin who tightly covered her mouth with his hands.

After I put Yin Tongyan on the ground, I turned around and looked at Yingling Ahu with a sad expression on his face, "You are satisfied now, your two mothers. I killed the two mothers who didn't want you. Are you satisfied?" Come on! Tell me who else you want to seek revenge on, and I will continue to help you!"

All the baby spirits looked at me stupidly, and were stunned by my appearance.I saw that the goal was almost achieved, so I continued to say to Yingling Ahu: "Look at the three people under your feet, what you have tormented. They used spells to let you enter the pregnant woman's belly, and then lured the pregnant woman to have an abortion. Then I ate you! They deserve to die, and there is nothing wrong with you punishing them like this. Now that you have punished them enough, let’s be happy! But you have finished your punishment now, look at yourself, have you changed from the past? Did you return to the demon world, the ghost world, or the human world?"

Glancing at Yingling who was thinking with his head down, he stepped on Lingling's ass who was pretending to be dead and said, "Both of these two people were once possible to be your mothers, but why didn't they want to give birth to you? Have you ever thought about it? "

Looking at the silent Yingling, I continued: "Nowadays, after giving birth to a child, we must give the child a warm and comfortable home. I can give you candy every day and eat what you like. Take you to the playground every day, The family is happy. But sometimes conditions do not allow this. Once you are born, you will not only be unable to eat delicious food, but you will not be able to go to the playground. It will also make you suffer, so many kind-hearted parents are unwilling to have their own Children. So they can't bear you..."

Having said that, I am completely stupid, and I don't know what to say.I know that many words are so far-fetched.But what should I do if I'm not so far-fetched, if I stimulate these infant spirits, the resentment will hit one of them, probably the Jade Emperor will run away when he sees it.Only by dissipating their grievances can this matter be resolved smoothly...