My years as a fortune teller

Mr. Wang Wende got up and was about to take us to the basement to visit his collection.I suddenly asked: "Mr. Wang, do you have any sandalwood at home, or other incense for Buddha. If you have, please bring some for me."

I don't know if my local accent is too strong, or these people have a problem with their ears."Xiang" listened to the "box", and kept asking me what "box" I wanted? I was so anxious that I wanted to jump into the sea, man, the more anxious this is, the more I don't understand.In the end, it was Professor He who explained that incense should be used for offering to gods.

Uncle's pure bullying!They all said it was sandalwood, and I still remember that the old lady of his family made offerings to the Buddha and said it was incense for offering to the Buddha.I was taken aback and turned to the "box".

After Mr. Wang Wende understood it, he asked the second wife to fetch a handful of incense from the eldest wife.Before it was brought to the front, a heavy sandalwood scent hit the nostrils.

The second wife handed the incense to me, and I fanned it lightly and said: "This is made of high-quality sandalwood, and the spices inside should come from Indonesia and other countries. It's not the low-quality sandalwood commonly seen in the market. Just by smelling it lightly, you can tell that there is something calming and calming in it.”

The second wife laughed and said, "Master Zhang is really powerful. With just a few sticks of sandalwood, you can tell that there are soothing spices in it. This is specially made by my master in Indonesia for my eldest sister. It is given to me by a Zen master from the Miaofa Temple in Hong Kong." An ancient method. Then follow the ancient method to make the incense."

I nodded, then smelled the sandalwood and said, "Although this kind of sandalwood is good, it is harmful to the body if you smell it too much. After all, some spices are poisonous, and I hope the eldest lady pays attention to this." !” As I said that, I took out the lighter and lit the sandalwood with the help of Professor He.

When I came to the entrance of the basement, I said to Mr. Wang Wende: "I see there are lights below. I will walk in front. If you go wrong, please remind me. By the way, tell your security to turn on the surveillance, but turn off the fire control. equipment. Otherwise, there would be so much incense, and the police would be called before entering.”

Upon hearing this, Mr. Wang Wende immediately arranged for people to do these things.I took the incense and walked towards the steps in the basement. The steps are not very long, and there are lights installed inside.After walking about ten meters, we came to a big iron gate.

There is a steering wheel on the big iron door, which seems to be the handle to open the door.I looked around and saw another mahogany talisman I gave hanging on the right.I nodded secretly, took out three incense sticks and placed them on the wall below the mahogany talisman, found a gap and inserted them in.Then silently read a sentence: "Tianzun Taiyi saves the suffering!"

I stood up and nodded to Mr. Wang Wende, indicating that he could open the door.Mr. Wang Wende came to the turntable and opened a small cover on the iron door, revealing a digital keyboard the size of a palm.

The second wife smiled and said to me: "Thanks to Master Zhang today, I have only been here twice. Every time the master opened the door and made arrangements, I was able to come in. This is the third time. I finally saw that the master still has a password to enter."

I laughed and said, "Mr. Wang has collected all his life here, and he must love it very much. It is understandable to do so, but I don't know who will pass on these treasures in the future?" I immediately knew that I had made a mistake. This kind of big family is most afraid of the children and grandchildren competing for property, which has existed since ancient times.Fighting for family property and fighting for the throne made a mess.Today's rich people also face such problems in their later years.

I was regretting what I hadn't said through my brain, so I heard "Mummy Daddy", followed by the sound of ladies' high heels descending the stairs.Before anyone saw it, a strong perfume came over.

The smell was so strong it made me dizzy.At this moment, a girl flew down like a butterfly.Then he put his arms around the second wife's neck, and said in a coquettish voice, "Mummy, why are you here? I'm starving to death, and you don't ask Mama Zhao to cook?"

The second wife pointed her nose and said: "You! The bigger you are, the more rude you are. Your father's distinguished guests are here! You don't know how to say hello, you just know how to act like a baby!"

The girl looked at me, then at Professor He and said, "I know this old gentleman. I saw him last time I came here. But why haven't I seen this fat black man?"

Her words almost caused me to vomit blood and die, why did I become a black fat man.At this time, Mr. Wang Wende turned around and scolded angrily: "Why are you so unruly, you are spoiled by your mother. Apologize to Master Xiao Zhang!" Maybe she was frightened by Mr. Wang Wende, and the girl lay on the bed pitifully. The lady sobbed.

I hastily said to Wang Wende: "Forget about the little girl, besides, I was already dark. I don't know what's wrong now, I will get fat after eating a little. It may not be true that I will become a black fat man!" laugh.

Wang Wende also laughed along with me, and then said to me: "Hey! It's all my fault for my negligence in disciplining my little girl, so I offended Master Zhang like this, don't take offense!" Then he made a gesture and said, "The door is open. , Master Xiao Zhang, please come in!" He said and opened the heavy anti-theft door.

I let out a long breath, stood in front of old Mr. Wang Wende and said, "I'll go in first, and you follow me. No problem, you are telling me about the origin of your treasures." Mr. Wang Wende nodded .

As soon as I stepped in with my left foot, I felt a strong wind hit my face.Blowing into my hand, the lit sandalwood flickered.I coughed, looked into the bright basement, and walked in.

The second wife of "Master Zhang" grabbed me and said, "The wind came from there just now, is there something dirty in it? Why don't we stop looking!" She said, and she was about to drag her daughter out.

I smiled and said: "Second wife, don't be afraid, it should be caused by the ventilation equipment here. If there is really something dirty, it will come straight to me. Don't worry, nothing will happen. But if you are afraid, don't follow gone."

Mr. Wang Wende heard it and said: "I'm afraid there is Master Zhang here, you have seen what he showed just now. Lucy, haven't you been looking at Daddy's collection? Just follow Master Zhang to take a good look." .” Then he followed me and entered the basement.

I took a look and felt nothing dirty, so I asked old Mr. Wang Wende to walk in front.Lucy ran over obediently and helped Mr. Wang Wende.

Wang Wende came to explain each collection to me one at a time. His here is mainly exquisite brick carvings, which are also mixed with a lot of murals, porcelain and jade.

Professor He kept nodding while looking at it, and said: "Mr. Wang's collection here is getting richer and richer. Especially these brick carvings. Some of them are unique in China, but it's just..." Speaking of this He paused.

As soon as Mr. Wang Wende heard it, he immediately stopped and looked back at him and asked, "Just what? Please be frank, the professor. I also want to hear the professor's comments on my collection!"

Professor He slowly talked about some exquisite cultural relics and giant snake sculptures seen in the Qinling tomb.Then he continued to Mr. Wang Wende: "Just because of the ancient jade that the cursed old Qin man gave Xiao Zhang after leaving the ancient tomb, it can completely match all your collections here."

Wang Wende was shocked when he heard it, and quickly asked: "Master Xiao Zhang, is that so? Can your ancient jade open the eyes of this old man?" Seeing that I didn't answer, I asked several times in succession.

In fact, when Professor He opened his mouth, I knew it was not good.So I lowered my head and went to add incense to a few corners.Hearing him ask at this time, I knew I couldn't escape.Professor He is an old guy, nothing happened!

So he stood up, walked over gently, glanced at Professor He, then at Mr. Wang Wende and said, "There is such a thing, but the piece of ancient jade you want to see is hopeless this time. I didn't bring it with me, but I still have one here for you to look at." He said and took off the jade tablet that old man Bai gave me.

After I left the ancient tomb, I went to look for Mr. Bai once and gave him the ancient jade tablet.The old man didn't accept anything, and said that I helped him solve the doubts in his heart, and this jade plaque was left for me to think about.

Old Mr. Wang Wende picked up the jade tablet with trembling hands, and then looked at the light again and again.Professor He pulled my arm and said, "Didn't you say you gave it back to others? Why are you still here?"

I glared at him and said, "You old man, can't you let me cheat? Besides, besides you, there are people like Liu Fatty and Cui Erye. If you know that I have this jade card, you don't want Liu Fatty." I will snatch it too. So I lied to you?"

When Professor He heard it, he immediately said to me: "Then you said last night that you would give me that piece of jade. Could it be that you lied to me too? I remember it clearly, you kid, don't play tricks?"

I didn't answer his words, but said to old Mr. Wang Wende: "Mr. Wang, can this jade tablet still be in your eyes? It should be said that this piece is not the best, but it must belong to the pre-Han period."

Wang Wende slowly handed over the jade tablet, and said again and again: "Open your eyes, open your eyes. There is no such treasure yet, and this old collection is nothing compared to it?"

I smiled slightly and said, "If the old man likes it, keep it. Anyway, I don't like these things. Jade is about fate. Since there is fate, I will give it to you."

Wang Wende was shocked when he heard it, and quickly said: "This is too precious, this is too precious. I can't accept such a noble gift from Master Zhang, please take it back from Master Zhang."

I pushed his hand back and said: "No, you'd better accept it! But I'm not very kind, if you accept my ancient jade card, you must first agree to one of my conditions."

One day Mr. Wang Wende hurriedly asked: "Please tell me what conditions, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree."

I smiled and said, "If I want to practice Taoism in the future and come to you for help, don't say you don't know me." Wang Wende said immediately after hearing this: "Then why, you have come to help me so much this time. When the time comes, you can speak as much as you need."

I smiled and walked forward a few steps, and the old man was in front of a display case covered with a red cloth.Before I asked Mr. Wang Wende, I felt a fire in the pocket containing the blood jade.I know that evil comes from here...