My years as a fortune teller

I don't know what I had for dinner, but many of them are dishes I have heard of.Since eating shark fin is too cruel for sharks, I specially asked Mr. Wang Wende to cross this dish.

At that time, the children of the Wang family were very puzzled, especially the third daughter who said that even if we don't eat it, others will eat it.There is nothing wrong with this statement, but I think I can't gain a few pounds if I can eat more of this, and it doesn't matter much if I eat a few less.So at my strong request, Mr. Wang Wende still crossed out this dish.

Also, there are too few dishes on the plate, almost not enough for each person.So many of them are looking at, or gently picking up a chopstick head.I haven't chewed it much in my mouth, and there is nothing left.It’s super addictive to eat, it’s not as good as Shaanxi’s sheep’s head steamed buns or water basins!The more I eat, the hungrier I get, I'm too embarrassed to say.Really suffer!

However, Mr. Wang Wende is still very dignified, no matter what the children do, how busy are they?They all sat down at the table within the allotted time.This includes the second wife's niece and the eldest wife's nephew.

While enduring the delicious temptation of not having enough to eat, I secretly looked at the appearance of these people.It seems that these people are all serious, but from the twinkling eyes, it can be seen that these people are playing their own tricks.There is nothing wrong with it, who wouldn't want such a big family business?

I drank some red wine during the meal, which is said to be wine of some years.It is not easy to buy in the market, but it tastes like that when I drink it, not as good as Erguotou at all.Maybe I really don't know how to taste it!

After dinner, I returned to Mr. Wang Wende's residence. The old man drank a little too much.With the support of the second wife, I went to rest first.I chatted with the eldest wife and went to rest.I don't know why, but when I was talking about Buddhism and Taoism with my eldest wife, my head hurts.It was very uncomfortable as if a needle was pricking my head.So I also went upstairs, ready to meditate and rest!

However, after going upstairs to the guest room, he felt dizzy just after walking a few steps.Before he could stand still, he fell to the ground.Eyes scratched a few times, and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, but my eyes were hurt by a burst of light.I rubbed my eyes and slowly got up from the ground.Why!I wonder where this place is, am I not at Mr. Wang Wende's home?Why did I run here, did I get here by evil spirits, or was it just a dream?

What am I thinking?Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from a girl and the sound of running water.Following the sound, I walked a few steps forward, bypassing a tree and saw a steaming pool of water.I rubbed my eyes and looked inside, oh my god!There is a piece of white meat in the pool. This is someone's girl taking a bath here in broad daylight.

I just wanted to turn my face away when I saw a monk approaching not far away.Don't say that this little monk is handsome even though his face is angry. If he doesn't go out, he can still fascinate some little girls.If you raise an idol drama, you will definitely be able to surpass some people.

The little monk walked to the edge of the pool and got angry at the girl who was taking a bath inside.Then he turned around and went into a room not far from here, shouting loudly in it, and kept throwing some things out.

After venting for a while, he called someone and whispered something in his ear.Then the man turned around and ran outside.Not long after, the little monk came out of the house, got on a horse with some people and ran in one direction...

I stood there stupidly, I must be dreaming!How did you suddenly come to such an era and such an environment?If it is a dream, why is it so clear?Don't say that the little monk in the dream is my previous life.I don't even believe that if you kill me, let alone if you can't kill me?

I was thinking wildly here when suddenly the screen changed.Two noble ladies appeared, conspiring with a middle-aged man in the dark waiting?One of the ladies was a bit older and dressed very carefully.It seems to be of high status, while the other lady is much younger.

Both of them were a little fat, and the young lady didn't know what to say.The older lady nodded in disobedience, and finally gave some instructions.The young lady and the middle-aged man slowly withdrew.

I haven't figured out what's going on, and the picture rotates quickly.I saw the young monk who appeared first, wearing a brand-new monk's robe, riding a horse and passing by me.His face was full of joy, followed by nearly 100 followers.

Seeing this, I followed behind and walked forward, and there was actually a tall city gate in front of me.There are three big characters "Men Wuxuan" engraved on the top of the door opening.Sir, which country is this, and what dynasty built the city gate?What is the name "Men Wuxuan" for such a bird?

But at this moment, the young monk left all the minions at the door.Riding a horse by himself, he went in braggingly.It seems that "Men Wuxuan" is a forbidden area, and not everyone can enter it.then i...

Before I figured out whether I could go in, a sudden strong suction sucked me into the doorway with a whoosh.I was still a certain distance away from the rider, so I followed neither far nor near.When he came to a palace, a gorgeously dressed woman greeted him with a smile. The young monk dismounted from his horse and followed his wife into the palace.Turning around and coming to a remote palace, the little monk muttered something in his mouth.

Suddenly a dozen strong women came out, what did the little monk want to shout?Seeing these strong women, she jumped at the little monk like a group of crazy hags with a stick in her hand.

The poor little monk didn't even have time to shout, so he died tragically under the stick.At this time, the young lady who was seen under the dim light slowly came out from the corner.The corner of his mouth turned up slightly, and he made a chopping gesture with his hand.

I saw the middle-aged man who plotted together that day jumped out with a dozen or so armored warriors.Without saying a word, it was a burst of slashing.In less than 10 minutes, except for the head accident, the rest of the place was regarded as a pile of meat paste.

The young lady waved her hand, and the middle-aged man led the warriors back out quickly.The noble lady called the woman who had brought the young monk in, and whispered in her ear for a while.After speaking, he looked at the head with a smile, turned around and walked inside.

The woman immediately called the woman with the stick over, and spoke softly to them.This group of dominatrix-like women actually had a blush on their faces.Then they wriggled and walked towards the head whose eyes were still open, and gave in to each other for a while.A fat woman, holding her skirt and walking towards the head...

It doesn't matter if the person is dead, this lady doesn't know how much hatred there is.Actually let these yaksha-like women urinate on their heads.When he saw the fat woman, she walked towards the head with her skirt up.I had a faint feeling in my heart that something was going to happen.Sure enough, I had to close my eyes when I saw her facing the head and trying to take off the pants inside.

I don't know how long it took, I opened my eyes and took a look.The group of yaksha-like women were gone, and there were several elderly men standing there.It can be seen from the clothes that they should be farmers or craftsmen.

The woman who brought the young monk in did not know what to say to these few people.These people listened tremblingly, while looking at the pile of meat paste from time to time.Finally, after the woman finished speaking, these people brought the soil, and then put the pile of meat paste into the soil.After a while, bricks containing meat paste were made in the mold.

The lady came out to have a look, then took out a roll of drawing paper and handed it to the leader of these people.Glancing at his head, he burst out laughing and turned to leave.The woman who came in with the young monk ordered someone to put the head in a brocade box and send it out.

Who is this little monk!How on earth did he provoke these high-ranking officials and nobles, and was beaten to death with random sticks?That's all, and it was chopped into a pile of meat.This is not enough, and people will urinate on their heads.This is a lot of hatred!

Just thinking about it, the screen quickly changed.I saw an elderly monk, leading several young monks and a group of Taoist priests, silently praying for the brocade box containing the head.After the old monk finished his salvation, he ordered people to bury his head under a tree.Turn around and lead people towards a Taoist temple called Hongshouguan...

It's all a mess, the monk brought the Taoist priest to save him.I'm running to the Taoist temple when I'm done, what do you want to do?Could it be that seeing the tragic death of the little monk, I don't want to be a monk myself, and I'm ready to become a Taoist priest?

I was thinking wildly, and the screen quickly switched again.I saw a group of craftsmen opening the furnace cover and taking out pieces of burnt bricks from inside.An old man came over, looked carefully at all the bricks and nodded.Order people to lift the bricks outside...

The screen changed quickly again, and some craftsmen used these bricks and some other bricks to build a small house.There is also a painter who is painting murals one after another in the built place... I am just wondering!Suddenly, out of nowhere, a vicious dog rushed towards me.I yelled out in fright and sat up.

I sat up abruptly, opened my eyes and dressed roughly.I took a closer look at Professor He, Wang Wende, the eldest wife, the second wife, and their children, actually surrounded me tightly and looked at me.

I was taken aback and said: "You...why are you all here?" Seeing that I was awake, the eldest lady recited a Buddha in a low voice and said, "Master Zhang, you are awake!"

Professor He jokingly said, "Why did you sleep on the floor if you didn't have a bed? Could it be that the bed was too soft, and you slept on the floor because you were uncomfortable sleeping? Look at how deep you are sleeping, and some of us called you I can't wake up for half a day."

I wiped off my sweat and said, "What time is it, why did you come in?" He took a long breath and slowly stood up and moved his limbs.

Old Mr. Wang Wende said with a smile: "It's fine. I saw that Master Zhang was still awake just now. I thought something was wrong. I arranged for someone to call the hospital. It's fine now. Come and let us go out. Let Master Zhang Take a shower, change into clean clothes, and let's have lunch together."

When I heard it shouted, is it already twelve o'clock?Looks like I've had a long enough sleep...