My years as a fortune teller

After dealing with the matter of the Wang family, I returned to Xi'an.I didn't expect that I would send the jade pendant to Professor He, and the old man would not want it alive.I only found out later during a drinking session that the old man understood when he came back and saw the money I stuffed in the bag.So I am embarrassed to accept my jade pendant, but just took a few photos.

Master is still accompanying Master Uncle in the mountains, and only occasionally calls me when he goes down the mountain.Generally, they don't care about me, just teach me to learn more.

For me now, apart from sorting out the notes on feng shui and divination in the past few years, besides reading books, I just read books.Occasionally drink tea with Fatty Liu and others, and bully "Little Mantou" He Siminwai.Basically, it is reading and studying, and studying Taoism.

This period of time is very relaxing. After watching the whole "Tao Cang" and "Zhou Yi Tong Can Qi" several times, every day is monotonous and fulfilling.This day Cui Erye brought a person to the door!

To be honest, Erye Cui has been mad at me since we moved.I rarely come here.Every time I call to go out for a meal and drink tea.I know this old man is angry because I moved, and I didn't tell him!I didn't expect to come back to the door today, and bring a person with me.This surprised me so much!

I was about to pour tea for him, when the old man said, "Come on, don't be hypocritical, kid. I'm not here to drink water. If there's something troublesome, please help me."

I smiled and said, "I'm still angry when you ask me for help, and you still don't drink my tea. Is your old man trying to break up with me! Every time I go out to eat, I see that my nose is not my nose, and my eyes are not my eyes." Picking. What do you want?"

Cui Erye thought for a long time, and said: "I still get angry with you from time to time. You said that you moved here. What's the good thing? There are too many cars going back and forth, and you have to climb stairs. There are not as many customers as before. You Are you interested?"

That little black line on my forehead, what does it have to do with me?Am I being lied to too!It's not that he wanted to save him some trouble, so he didn't say hello to him.As for nagging every day?

So I made tea and said helplessly: "It's okay if I'm wrong, don't keep talking about these things. We are brothers no matter where we are! You always come to me today, isn't it just to nag about this matter?" ?”

Cui Erye glared at me and said, "It's as annoying as your senior brother." He drank a sip of tea and continued, "This is a friend of mine. Ask me to check your fortune today. , I couldn't see it anyway. So I brought him to you. Show me, something is wrong in my heart!"

"No way, Second Master." I said in surprise: "Qimen, you will always be my senior, and you can't tell. Do you think I can tell?"

In divination and feng shui, there is a saying that thousands of people can interpret hexagrams and have thousands of meanings.To put it bluntly, it is a hexagram or a feng shui, a concept for each person.The final results may be similar, or they may be different.This is entirely related to the knowledge learned by the fortune-teller, divination and the concept of Feng Shui.

Cui Erye said impatiently: "If you want to see it, you can see it. Where did so much nonsense come from? If I can't see it, do you think I will come to you?"

"Okay!" I said helplessly: "You are my uncle, I made a mistake just once and you will never end. Show me, what kind of strange door is difficult for Uncle Cui?" The old man was very unhappy , and handed me a piece of paper full of drawings.

I took a closer look and saw the sun disk of Yang Dun Si Geng.At first glance, this plate looked good, but when I looked closely, it was full of murderous looks. I shook my head when I saw this.

Second Master Cui looked at me and said, "Well, do you see anything? Is it a mess, and there are murderous intentions everywhere." I nodded.

Second Master Cui looked at the man and said, "Guo, it seems that I did a good job this time. You may not escape this disaster. Think about it, did you offend someone?" Shaking his head and waving his hands.

I thought it was dumb, so I immediately asked, "Second Master, what's wrong with this Mr. Guo? Is there something wrong with his voice, or can't he speak? He just shakes his head except for waving his hands!"

Cui Erye smiled and said: "He can talk, but this time he was punished? Open his mouth, and a corpse smell comes out. So he dare not speak! If you don't believe me, I want Guo to tell you a few words."

The person surnamed Guo was reluctant at first, but at the instigation of Second Master Cui, he finally opened his mouth and said, "Hello, Mr. Zhang!" Just this one sentence made me almost jump off the building.The smell is comparable to a toilet that hasn't been flushed for a few days.

I hurriedly told him to shut up, and then opened the window.Cui Erye said with a smile: "Well, I didn't tell a lie! In fact, where did he find me just now? He was in the yard? As soon as he spoke, the two birds on the tree were so smoked that they fell down."

I'm dizzy that this is too exaggerated, and it's still in front of others.I hastily pulled Erye Cui and winked.It means telling him to pay attention to other people's feelings!

Unexpectedly, Second Master Cui said: "It's okay, this is my own. Guo and I have been brothers for more than ten years. If this kind of joke can't be played, what kind of brothers are you. Guo, are you right?" The man surnamed Guo nodded.

I smiled and continued to watch the tape, what Cui Erye said was right.If there is only a bad smell in his mouth, he should go to the hospital to have a look.The problem is that this stench is very strong, and it is the corpse smell that Cui Erye said.

The meat bought at home is not stored in the refrigerator if the weather is hot.There will be a smell that night, if you put it on for a few days, you can imagine the smell.This is the taste in Guo's mouth now!

I sat up and rubbed my face with my hands, and suddenly thought of something.Immediately took out a ball of cotton from the bedroom, then tore off a little, crumpled it into a small ball and stuffed it into the nostril.Then I taught the rest to Cui Erye, indicating that he would follow my example.

Then I brought two chopsticks from the kitchen, one of which was dipped in the clean water I offered in front of the statue of the patriarch.Then he signaled Guo to open his mouth and put his chopsticks in.

I still have cotton balls in my nostrils!But a stench still came out.I endured and endured so I didn't spit it out.Just listen to the fish tank I put on the bookshelf, and the goldfish keep jumping out of the water.

I checked the chopsticks up and down in my mouth, and finally got a small worm on the root of the tooth.I slowly took out the chopsticks, together with the bugs.The little worm was as big as a rice worm, covered in white flesh, and squirmed non-stop along the chopsticks.

I put the worm on the ashtray, and the ash and cigarette butts in it immediately showed the whiteness of the worm.It seemed to be very uncomfortable with the environment here, and it rolled back and forth a few times before it stopped moving.

Cui Erye looked at the worm and shouted in surprise: "Corpse worm, my God! This is a corpse worm, how did it get into Guo's mouth? Damn, did someone put a curse on Guo?"

After I told the person surnamed Guo to shut up, I took out the cotton ball.Looking at the corpse worms on the ashtray, he looked at Guo again and sighed deeply.

I rubbed my brows and said, "Mr. Guo, how long has it been since you noticed the smell in your mouth? Besides the smell, do you have any other feelings?"

The man surnamed Guo took out a pen from his body and wrote on a piece of paper: "It's been almost three months since I have had a bad smell in my mouth, and I thought it was a change."I went to many hospitals, and finally it became more and more stinky and I dare not open my mouth to speak.The old father said that he might have been cursed.So I came to find "Cui Daxian".As for the rest, I really haven't found anything.

Seeing this, I smiled and said to Cui Erye: "Cui Daxian, what do you think about this matter? What should we do next?"

When Cui Erye heard this, he took off his shoes and called me.He even scolded: "Tell you boy to bury someone? See if I'm not skinning you today?" I was on guard against his move, and ran away as soon as I saw I was about to take off my shoes.

Seeing Erye Cui who was angry with me, blowing his beard and staring, he said with a smile, "Okay, it's just a joke. Don't be so rough, okay! There will be important things to ask!" Cui Erye stared He glanced at me before putting them on.

I sat down in my seat with a smile, and said to Guo, "Mr. Guo, have you offended any warlocks or the like. Or someone close to you knows such a warlock, and you have a bad relationship with him."

The person surnamed Guo quickly wrote: I have never offended any sorcerers, and I usually ask for fortune-telling and Feng Shui.I'll give the money whether it's okay or not.Only among friends, and no one knows a warlock.But I have a rival, I know a person who opened a incense hall.I heard that it is very good, it seems to be some kind of "Huang Daxian".Seeing this, I strained my eyes.

Second Master Cui immediately asked: "What's the matter, Xiao Zhang, is there something wrong? Do you know something about this Xiangtang of Huang Daxian?"

I didn't answer him, but continued to ask the person surnamed Guo: "Then have you ever been to this place? Do you know anything about it?"

The one surnamed Guo nodded and wrote: I have been there twice.This great immortal does not count divination or horoscopes, and sprays a mouthful of water on a piece of white paper after burning incense.Then you can say whatever you want.And the fee is not high, you can give it whatever you want.There are various statues of gods in the incense hall, including Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Lord Guan, and Taoist Taishang Laojun, etc.

I nodded my head when I heard this, and said to Second Master Cui: "According to what he said, he should have met the Chumaxian. As for whether the Chumaxian cast a curse on him, I don't know."

Cui Erye thought for a long time and said: "I seem to have heard of Chumaxian. It is said that it is very powerful, right? It seems that there are also near the Eight Immortals Temple, but I have not been there. I don't know where I went after that?"

I didn't answer Cui Erye's words, but just took out a few packs of cigarettes.I ordered one for myself, and another for Cui Erye and fell into deep thought...

This time I encountered another thing that I don't want to touch. If it's really "a horse fairy", should I take care of it?There may be a lot of sorcery and witchcraft in it.Many of them have never even come into contact with my master. Can I deal with them when I encounter them?Who cast a curse on the person surnamed Guo, and what kind of curse is it?Could it have something to do with Gu? ...

In fact, I didn't know that a series of Chinese folk witchcraft was waiting for me.This is also the most dangerous moment I have encountered in my divination career...