My years as a fortune teller

The hug was so intense that I couldn't breathe.This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that a stench drilled straight into my nostrils.No, it's about to be smoked to death.

I pushed the person who was holding me hard, but I didn't expect him to hug me tighter and tighter.I had no choice but to slowly raise one leg against his stomach.I exerted my hands and feet together, and I saw the person who was holding me back a few steps, and sat on the ground.

I took a closer look, and it turned out to be Fatty Liu.This guy is getting darker, but his body is getting stronger.I looked at him and said with a smile: "Your boy went to dig coal recently, but he went to Africa to play. Why did you suddenly become a black bear spirit!"

As soon as I finished my words, I saw tears in Fatty Liu's eyes.Just when he was about to cry, he heard "Fire Eye Dragon King" shout: "Is my meat ready?" Hearing the voice, Fatty Liu turned and ran into the house trembling in fright.

I looked at the "Fire Eye Dragon King" and said, "Master Gou, you've pretty much cleaned up Fatty Liu, but why don't you let him take a bath. Do you smell the smell on his body? It's like a pile of worrying meat!" The old man I laughed when I heard it, but I didn't know that I would be the same as Fatty Liu in a few days.

As he was talking, Fatty Liu brought out two plates of barbecue with tears in his eyes.One plate of fish I saw was accidental from the size, and the other plate did not see anything wrong.But I can also guess that it is a plate of rat meat.

The teacher looked at it and said with a smile: "The old loach is finally fully cooked now. I remember the last time I came to see you. You still ate half raw and half cooked."

"Fire Eye Dragon King" smiled and said, "Yes, the teeth are not good now that I am getting old. I can't chew the raw ones, so I eat some cooked ones." He picked up a skewer of roasted mice, and clicked eat up.

If you say that he has bad teeth, I really don't believe it, just look at whether he ate meat or not spit out his bones.To put it bluntly, the old man ate all the meat and bones into his stomach.He is about the same age as the teacher, and he doesn't look like an old man of this age when he eats.

The teacher smiled and said to me: "Where can we order our own dry food, and get a copy for this friend of yours." I answered and walked towards the luggage bag, who knew Fatty Liu rushed forward like crazy .He opened the bag and took out the pancakes, and stuffed them into his mouth without even looking at them.

I didn't know until later that the boy was waiting for us at the Yuwang Temple and fell ill.He was taken home by the old man, and after recovering from his illness, he heard that he was waiting for us.The old man asked Fatty Liu to wait at his house. From that day on, Fatty Liu had nothing but rat meat except rat soup.

I shook my head and handed some dry food to the teacher. "Fire Eye Dragon King" suddenly said: "I saw the copper sheet that fat man surnamed Liu got. It should be from the mountains in Longwan area. After eating, you should have a good rest. I will take you to see it tomorrow." Teacher nodded.

After dinner, the teacher chatted with the "Fire Eye Dragon King", and I pulled Fatty Liu aside and asked quietly: "How did you find that piece, and you didn't tell me. When I was at the Temple of the Eight Immortals a while ago, I I wonder why I didn't see you."

"Hey!" Fatty Liu sighed and said, "It wasn't that time when I came out of Qinling, I saw you got a piece of jade. I just thought that if I could get such a piece of jade, I would give up completely. Is it? When I went to Baoji to collect things together, I accidentally received this piece.”

"I'm dizzy!" I pointed at him and said, "You kid is just lucky. The first time you were blind, you tricked Professor He into finding a sarcophagus. The second time, you received this thing again. Tell me about your luck." How wonderful, I'm so envious."

"Bah" Fatty Liu spat and said, "You're lucky! I wanted to show it to you first, but you weren't there when I went back to find you. I went to Qinling to find your master and the others, but your master and uncle didn't like it after seeing it." It really is. So I entrusted me to come here to look for it, hey, you don’t know. How much I have suffered here.”

Fatty Liu asked me for a cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath and said: "I got another piece here, although the two pieces can't match. But the words inside are exactly the same, so I'll give it to you." Master called. They asked me to come here to wait for you, but I didn't expect to meet this old guy. Do you know? Since I came here, I haven't taken a shower or smoked a cigarette. I follow it every day He went all over the mountains, either catching mice or drilling caves. It’s been almost half a month, and I’m eating pancakes for the first time today!” I was secretly happy when I heard this, and patted Fatty Liu on the shoulder.

At this time, the teacher told us to rest, and I saw that it was not too early.So I went to the house with Fatty Liu, and we slept on the floor bunk on the ground.Because there are no beds in this house, we can only sleep on the ground.

I fell asleep in the middle of the night and felt urgent to urinate, rubbed my eyes and ran outside with my pants up.I vaguely remembered that there was a pool in front of me, so Smear came to the edge of the pool, half-closed my eyes and unbuttoned my pants before peeing.

Just halfway through peeing, I suddenly heard: "What is this? Damn, you peed on me, the old man. See if I won't cut it for you, and eat it for breakfast tomorrow morning." There was a clattering sound, and then a bright thing flew over.I was so scared that I didn't dare to pee anymore, so I ran away with my pants up.

Seriously, I forgot about the old man sleeping in the water.And the moonlight was not clear that night, so I think there is a pool here based on memory, and I think the urethral pool is better than the outside.Unexpectedly, Dangdang pissed on the old man, no wonder he got angry.

I ran inside the house with my trousers in my hands, and the teacher came out with a smile and pulled me behind. "Fire Eye Dragon King" came to the teacher, held a knife in his hand and said, "Get out of the way, this little bastard actually pissed on me!"

The teacher said with a smile: "How old are you, old loach, and you still sleep naked in the water. This child just came here and doesn't know your habit. If you urinate, just urinate and rinse it in the water tomorrow. As for Getting so angry, jumping all over the yard with a knife in hand?"

"Fire Eye Dragon King" glared at the teacher and said, "It's all because of you, an old bastard. You wait for me to throw you into the water for three days and three nights." After speaking, he twirled the knife in his hand, Went back to the pool to sleep.

The teacher covered his mouth and smiled secretly, and said to me: "Did you do it on purpose? I tell you that next time you do this again, you must be castrated. Go back to the room and sleep, it will be dawn."

I replied that I was just about to enter the room, then turned around and ran to the side and said, "I haven't finished peeing yet, I was so scared that I shrank back just now. You go in first, and I'll talk after I finish peeing." I continued to pee while running.

The next morning, we ate something casually.Under the leadership of "Fire Eye Dragon King", they walked down the mountain.The old man glared at me from time to time along the way, still angry about what happened last night.

Now there are bridges on the Weihe River, which are connected twice.In addition, this is not a major traffic point, and there are basically no ships on the river.Occasionally, one or two sightseeing boats pass by on the river.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" is still a sheepskin raft, let us all sit on it.Then he said to us: "Just treat you as tourists, just enjoy the beautiful scenery on the raft. Remember it's best not to look into the water, there are everything in this muddy river."

Fatty Liu dismissed it, and muttered from behind: "If something has been exposed early, we still need to talk about it here. If you have nothing to do, you like to scare people, cut it!" I patted Fatty Liu on the head hard, and lowered my He told Fatty Liu what the teacher said in a loud voice.

Fatty Liu was startled when he heard this, and looked at me with his mouth wide open.Since I turned my head sideways, I could see into the river, and suddenly I saw a huge black shadow slowly swimming under our raft from one side.

This is a black shadow like a snake, and it can be seen that the body is very thick.I hastily pulled the teacher lightly, and then pointed to the sheepskin raft.

The teacher immediately put his finger on his lips, and then pointed to "Fire Eye Dragon King".The old man had stopped paddling the raft, and his eyes were fixed on the water below.

Fatty Liu didn't understand what was wrong, he pulled my clothes and was about to talk.I hurriedly covered his mouth and gave him a wink.At this moment, the raft suddenly swayed from side to side, as if something below was about to overturn our raft.

I hurriedly looked at the "Fire-Eye Dragon King", and saw that he calmly pulled out a handful of bronze-colored towels.Only the blade was shiny and shiny, the rest was rusty.

It was also to blame that the raft stopped shaking when he drew the knife.I just saw a black shadow shaking its head and tail, swimming far away and making some waves from time to time.Looking at You Yuan's black shadow, I let out a long breath and let go of the hand covering Fatty Liu's mouth.

Teacher "Old Loach" looked at the black shadow going away and asked, "What is that thing? Why did it grow so big? Is it a dragon or a snake? How do you look at it, just like your relatives?"

Hearing this, "Fire-Eyed Dragon King" not only didn't get angry, but said with a smile: "Your relatives look like that! This is an elephant-nosed snake king that has become popular. If I'm ten years younger, I'll go down and catch it for you to try." .But now it won't work, I'm old!"

"Elephant-nosed snake?" I asked back: "No way, it has grown so big. I believe that if the raft is overturned, the few of us will become its food. What do you usually eat? It is said that This snake is only found in Southeast Asia, and generally there are very few in our country.”

"Fire-eyed Dragon King" said cheerfully after hearing this, "You know the elephant-nosed snake, tell me about it. I thought you didn't know the things in the water, but you know it too!"

I smiled and said: "Grandpa Gou, I also read about it in the book. The elephant-nosed snake is commonly known as the elephant-nosed snake. It is completely aquatic and feeds on fish. Fish hunting is mostly carried out at night. It is entangled and swallowed in one gulp. Because there are some rings on the neck, it is also called pheasant-necked snake, and its scientific name is tiger-necked snake. The Henan saying is called pheasant-like snake! A poison master in the late Qing Dynasty, Liu Heshang, wrote It was mentioned in a book "Snake Species Handbook."

"Fire Eye Dragon King" widened his eyes when he heard this, looked at the teacher and said, "That's right, old fellow, you, a disciple, know quite a lot. You are much better than you were back then, and you also know so many things about snakes."

Then he looked at me and continued: "Boy, let me tell you, there are some differences between the elephant-nosed snake and the pheasant-like snake. The elephant-nosed snake is not poisonous, but the latter snake you mentioned is very poisonous. At the same time, the elephant-nosed snake with the head It’s also bigger than the latter snake you mentioned. But it’s good for you to know these things, and at least you can save your life when you reach your destination.”

"What do you mean?" I immediately asked, "Master Gou, what do you mean? You can at least save your life later. Are there any snakes?" When I think of snakes, my heart can't help but move.

The old man smiled and did not speak, but said to the teacher: "We will dock here and walk up the river. If we continue to walk by water, there will be a cliff in front of us and there is no way to go up."

The teacher nodded and said, "You are the Dragon King in the water. I don't know what you are on land? Let's go ashore and see if the Dragon King is a loach on land?" After speaking, he burst out laughing.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" snorted and said, "Don't look down on old people, I am more familiar with this place than you. You should pay attention later, there are many snakes here."

What?As soon as I heard his last two words, my head suddenly became dizzy...