My years as a fortune teller

On the third day after returning from the home of Old Zhao Tou, Professor He called me and said that he had another class today.Ask me to go over and listen, and get familiar with the situation there by the way.I was going to back down, but when I wanted to agree to it, I had to go over.

This is a school located in the western suburbs, about ten minutes away from Gaoxin.And this is not a private school, but a public undergraduate university.However, all the professors in the main school are postgraduates, and this college is a joint college with other schools.It's just that what I can't figure out is why it is necessary to set up an archeology major.

After going in and listening to Professor He's class, I realized that this is a sub-major under the Department of History.There is no Feng Shui in the textbooks I have learned. It is completely about cultural relics appraisal and field archaeology.I was dumbfounded seeing this, can I teach this?

But it was too late to regret at this time, because Professor He not only greeted the school.I also announced in class that I will be lecturing to students starting tomorrow.But I feel that I have fallen into another trap.

But the good thing is that there are surprisingly few people attending classes here.It was only later that I realized that children today are not like us back then.Those who come to university are not mainly studying. The focus of coming here is to get a diploma and then talk to someone.

I can't step down now, so at least go home and take Professor He's materials to make up for it.However, there is one thing that is very helpful. These books on field archeology have given me a new understanding of ancient Chinese funerary studies.

The next day, I walked into the classroom on time with my book between my hands.Unexpectedly, there are fewer students today than yesterday.If there were 20 people yesterday, today there are only about ten people.

Seeing so few students, I was secretly happy.But after standing on the podium for a whole day, I realized that my legs were still shaking.If it wasn't blocked by the desk, the students would probably have seen it.Just like what is sung in a song: It is inevitable to feel flustered on stage now!

I took a deep breath and wrote my name on the blackboard.Then I turned around and reported to everyone. I didn't expect that I would find that there were two more students missing.I was very helpless but continued to describe myself, but I didn't expect to attract a burst of laughter from the students below.

I looked at myself very depressed. Is there anything dirty?Could it be that there is something on my face? It's impossible that I just looked in the mirror before entering the door.

So I scratched my head and said to the students: "I'm sorry, is there something dirty on my body. If there is, I hope the students can point it out to me." I looked at the students below very sincerely.

A boy sitting in the front row smiled and said, "Teacher, you wrote your name wrong on the blackboard, and you also wrote your gender wrong." After he finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter.

As soon as I heard it, I hurriedly looked back, oops, it was all wrong.The text in the name is written as big, and the male is written as female.If I were a student, I would laugh like this too.

Thinking of this, I turned around and revised what was written on the blackboard, turned around and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, I'm really nervous. After all, this is my first time on the podium, so I hope everyone understands." He paused here, Then he continued: "Well, let's chat casually in this class and get to know each other. If you have any questions, you can ask them."

I had just finished speaking when the little boy who had just pointed out my problem raised his hand.I smiled and motioned for him to ask a question.The boy asked with good intentions: "The teacher studied archeology in that school, do you have actual combat experience?"

I was most afraid of such problems, but I still gritted my teeth and said: "To be precise, I am not majoring in archaeology, I am majoring in finance. I have never participated in archaeology, but I have had such a similar event once. "I'm not lying, I really haven't participated in archaeology.The only time I went to Qinling's tomb with Professor He.

After listening to my words, the students whispered to each other for a while.The little boy who asked the question just now looked at me and said, "Oh, the teacher doesn't know about Mount 24 anymore? Do you know Kanli Qiankun?"

I was taken aback when I heard it, and immediately asked: "Did Professor He teach you all these things? I don't see these things in the textbooks, so I didn't expect to teach you these things."

After the little boy finished listening, he took out a compass and dazzled me.Standing up and walking, he said, "You come to teach us without knowing anything. I really don't know what Professor He wants to do?" He walked to the door

As soon as I heard this, I immediately shouted: "Stop!" Then I took a look at the compass and smiled in my heart.But he said with a serious expression: "Holding a ternary compass, why are you dangling in front of me? Sit back in a good manner!" The little boy was frightened by me, and returned to his seat without raising his head. superior.

I looked at the compass in my hand again and said: "Sanhepan is the most popular in Huizhou. Therefore, it is also called Huipan or Yanggongpan. It is said that it was made by the ancestor Yang Yunsong in the late Tang Dynasty. The name of Sanhe here is said to be It is taken from the double-mountain three-in-one five-element theory in Shushu. Its main feature is composed of three layers of 24 directions, that is, there are three rings of the positive needle of the earth, the middle needle of the human disk and the suture needle of the sky disk. The two rings of the last two rings The set azimuth system and the first positive azimuth system are staggered 7.5 degrees from each other. Such a setting should be derived from the discovery of magnetic declination, thus forming the combination of three plates and three needles; the three-yuan plate is also called Gua plate or Yi Pan." Speaking of which, he looked at the little boy and said to him: "Do you know who Master Yang Junsong is? Do you know how to use your compass?"

The little boy looked at me, froze for a long time and then shook his head.I threw the compass at him, and then slowly said: "I may not be the opponent of Professor He in archaeology. But how to find the tomb accurately and how to use the compass. Ten Professor He plus one is not worth one of my little fingers."

After I finished speaking, the students gathered together to discuss again.I ignored it, and then said softly: "No matter what kind of compass, there are only a few features. One is that it uses a compass to orient itself; the other is that it has a rotatable circular engraving plate; Good or bad azimuth. Due to the difference of users and objects, compass has different sizes. The larger one is about a foot in diameter, and the smaller one can be placed in the palm of your hand; Forty layers. Generally speaking, a small compass has a small diameter, less circle content, and slightly poorer accuracy, but it is easy to carry. A large compass has a lot of circle content, a large amount of information, and high accuracy, but its size is large and inconvenient to carry .A mid-size compass is somewhere in between, and will suffice most of the time."

Then when I said this, I looked at the little boy and said: "Look at the compass in your hand, I will tell you how to use it. The first layer: Tianchi compass This layer is called "Tianchi", which should be derived from the early compass needle. It is in the form of water injection and floating needles. Because it needs to be filled with water and floating needles, it is named "Pond". It also has a name called Taiji! The second layer: Dragon Shang Basha. Some of Longshang Basha are called Ba Yaosha, sitting on the mountain Basha, etc. Its form is divided into eight circles, and each grid is marked with one. It is divided based on the relationship between the eight trigrams of King Wen and the eight branches in the 24 directions, so it is seldom directly listed on the emblem plate. Eight Diagrams. This involves the coordination of Eight Diagrams, Earthly Branches, and Five Elements. The third layer: Basha Huangquan. Basha Huangquan is also called Eight Ways Huangquan. Its form is also 24 grids, that is, each grid of Bagua is divided into three grids, of which ten The second frame is marked with words. Among the 24 directions, the four are the four branches of Zi, Wu, Mao, and You, and the left and right of the four branches are the heavenly stems; Separate Earthly Branches..."

After finishing speaking in one breath, my throat was about to burst into smoke.The little boy sniffed twice, and said to me: "Teacher, please continue to talk! There are many things that Professor He will not understand." His voice was echoed by the other students.Only then did I realize that these students were all gathered in the front.

I coughed twice, cleared my throat and said, "Tell me a fart! From now on, listen to my lectures obediently. Maybe I will tell you a little more when I am happy. As for what Feng Shui knowledge you teach, please give me some advice. The shoes don’t even match.” He took a breath at this point, and continued, “I’m so exhausted, my class is twice as much as usual.”

A girl came timidly from behind and handed me a piece of throat lozenge.I said thank you and took it and put it in my mouth.The girl smiled and said, "Teacher, do you know how to do fortune-telling and fortune-telling?"

I ignored her, and said casually: "This is my profession. Take you for example, the root of the mountain is flat and boneless, the bridge of the nose is relatively short, and young people often encounter setbacks in life. The face is haggard, the eyes are dim, and the spirit is exhausted. Fatigue is typical physical weakness, caused by irregular menstrual blood." When I said this, I suddenly realized something, and immediately stopped and looked outside the door and then at this girl.

The girl looked at me eagerly and said, "Teacher, please continue to talk. You said that I am super accurate because I am very weak. And I am often late for menstruation!" She said and looked at me embarrassedly.

I glared at her and said to her: "Go, go back and go. Young master, I just missed it in a moment of complacency, and wait for you to study hard. I was happy that day, young master, so I will definitely show you a good look." Then look The next table, the class is about to end.

So I continued: "I didn't give you a complete lesson today, and I will definitely make up for you when I come tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Remember not to laugh at me next time, or I will clean you up if you don't care!" After finishing speaking, I laughed.At this time, the get out of class bell rang.

I had just packed up my books and was about to leave when several students rushed over and surrounded me.Asking for a while, asking that for a while, either the content on the compass, or pointing to his face and asking this and that.

I was trying to get out when I heard two people walking over with a smile.I looked up and it was the professor, and another older man.I nodded at them and reached out my hand.

The older man looked at me and said, "I've heard Lao He keep mentioning you for a long time. He said that without you in the sarcophagus and Qinling tomb last time, he couldn't even find the door! I didn't believe it at first, but just now I saw you. Talking about the compass without even blinking, I knew you had a unique skill!"

The old man spoke too carelessly, and the students must think that I am a grave robber.So he hurriedly said: "Thank you, it's really inappropriate for you two to eavesdrop together just now."

Professor He smiled and said: "I'm afraid you won't be able to suppress these little devils. Director Chen is also careful about the people I introduce. He doesn't have real talents and learning, so come and have a look. I didn't expect your remarks. My boss and I Chen Ke is really not qualified to lift your shoes." After speaking, he burst out laughing.

I was a little embarrassed, and then said with a smile: "Excuse me, Director Chen, I am just such a person who speaks casually. I didn't mean to say that just now, but I just expressed my feelings. I am not as good as you in archeology and cultural relic identification. "

Director Chen patted me with a smile and said: "Don't be modest, I will definitely come to listen to the content about Fengshui in the future. There are many archaeological practices, which are more realistic than books. And we will never be able to compare with you in field archaeology. Just look around and you will know where there are ancient tombs."

Why does this sound like saying that I am a grave robber.But at this time, I felt a chill on my back. It turned out that I was a little nervous about the lecture just now and my back was soaked in sweat...