My years as a fortune teller

I carried the thermos and electric kettle up to the second floor, and when I came to the guest room, I put down the thermos and sat in front of the bed with a depressed face.Then he used the electric kettle to boil water, plugged in the power and sat down beside Master Xuan He depressedly.

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and said, "What's the matter with you, little fat man, you look depressed. Did you see something when you went downstairs, tell me the old man. Let's see what you encountered again! "

I forced a smile, looked at him and said: "Uncle Shi saw no one when he went downstairs, but an old lady appeared out of nowhere. Her skin was very dark and dry, but she wore a very beautiful Behind the small door facing the main entrance, there is a strange sound coming from inside."

Uncle Xuanhe nodded with a smile, and said to me: "Didn't you realize that this place is full of ghost energy? Thanks to you, you are still a Taoist, and Feng Shui can tell where the evil energy is. Could it be that you can't see it?" Where there is Yin Qi, is the Ghost Qi heavy?"

Uncle Xuanhe's words still reminded me, but to be honest, I still can't see the ghostly aura.What we generally call Yin Qi means that there is not enough sunlight here.The cold breath is very heavy, and this kind of breath is easy to attract ghosts and other dirty things.But ghost qi is two different things, only places where ghosts often haunt have ghost qi.

In ancient times, there were few people, so many places were desolate.And some Taoist priests can easily distinguish ghost qi from yin qi, but now it's different. Not to mention the dirty air, people's bodies are covered with a strong fragrance.So in many places, I can only distinguish Yin Qi.If you want to distinguish ghost qi, it is very difficult to rely on acquired practice in addition to your natural sense of smell.

I stood up and bowed to Master Xuanhe, and then said: "What Master taught me is that the disciple's cultivation at this level is really not enough. I also hope that Master can give more pointers to the disciple so that he can understand a thing or two. "

Uncle Xuanhe nodded, and said to me: "From now on, try to call me Master outside. You heard what I told the shop owner just now. We are two masters and apprentices. Where there are no people, you can continue to call me Uncle Master. Even if you don’t want to admit that I am your master after you leave.”

As soon as I heard an idea, I knelt down and said: "Master is above, please accept my disciple's worship." After I finished speaking, I kowtowed.Uncle Xuanhe was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

I fell on the ground and smiled secretly, but didn't dare to move.I heard Uncle Xuan He say: "You are very slippery, get up first! Even if you want to accept your words, you have to get Shui Laodao to agree." I stood up when I heard it.Seeing that the water in the electric kettle next to him was boiling, he poured a cup of hot tea and served it to Uncle Xuan He.

Uncle Xuanhe held the tea and smelled it, and said to me: "Hey! Such a good teacup has been ruined." I was very surprised when I heard it, and I shouldn't have spoiled the tea.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Xuanhe handed me the cup and said, "Do you smell what's in this tea?"

Apart from a strong tea fragrance, should there be nothing else?But since Uncle Xuan He said so, there must be something wrong.So I put my nose to the cup and took a deep breath.

Tilting his head and thinking for a long time, he said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Master, we seem to have a faint smell, which seems to be a very unnatural smell." Then he moved his nose closer to smell it carefully.It's good that there is a faint smell, as if I've smelled it somewhere.

Uncle Xuanhe nodded, and said to me: "It's not bad that you can smell this, and you will naturally feel it after more experience in the future. After you put down the teacup, sit next to me."

After I put down the teacup, I hurriedly sat beside Master Xuanhe.Uncle Xuanhe said to me in a low voice: "Just now we saw that there is no water in front, and the vegetation on the mountain behind is not flourishing. So how did this water come from?"

"Can you dig a well?" I said without thinking.Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and patted my head, and said to me: "Now I have learned to answer quickly. Congratulations, you got the answer right!"

I nodded my head in embarrassment, and I heard Master Xuanhe continue to say: "They can dig a few hundred feet and dig a well. But have you ever imagined that they can dig a well to dig water. But what about this waste water? How will they deal with it?" Woolen cloth?"

Uncle Xuanhe's words stopped me, yes, when we looked at the feng shui of the yard just now, we didn't seem to see a place for drainage.How do they use this sewage?Never leave it for me to use!

Uncle Xuanhe saw that I hadn't figured it out yet, so he said to me: "Go and see what's in the electric kettle! If you can't see clearly, you can pour the water into the washbasin." Pass the electric kettle, open the top cover and look inside.

I saw a few small white spots floating on the water, and I was a little surprised to see these small white spots.Go over and pour the water in the electric kettle into the basin.Because the washbasin is relatively large, there is less water and those small white spots appeared immediately.

I flicked it gently with my hand, and then took out a small white dot stuck to it for a look.I was so scared that I almost sat down on the ground. Why is there such a thing in the water?

Uncle Xuanhe said to me: "Don't talk, and don't be surprised! Come here and I will explain to you slowly." I nodded when I heard it, and flicked the little white dot into the washbasin to Uncle Xuanhe. around.

"Hey!" Uncle Xuanhe said to me: "What you saw just now are corpse worms. The best water here is not only for their own use, but also for washing off the dust on the corpse. Ordinary tourists, only Can use the water that washed the corpses."

I felt nauseous for a while, looked at Master Xuanhe and said, "Master, how do you know so clearly, could it be that you have been here before?" Looking at Master Xuanhe, I was full of greetings in my heart.

Uncle Xuanhe touched my head with a smile, and said to me: "My child, I have not only been here, but I have also run such a hotel in the past. To be precise, I have been running such a hotel since my grandfather. An inn only for exorcists to rest!"

"No way!" Master Xuanhe's words surprised me, and I stared at him for a long time in disbelief.Then he said: "Master's ancestor also opened a corpse inn."

Uncle Xuanhe nodded, motioned me to sit down, and said to me: "There are some things, it's not time to tell you yet. But there is one thing I still want to tell you, I am a Miao. I belong to the Corpse Hotel, so from now on, you have to listen to me on what you eat and drink. You can’t make your own opinions, do you understand?” I nodded.

Then Master Xuanhe looked at me and said: "This store is no longer a corpse store in the original sense, to be precise, it is no longer a corpse exorcism spot in the actual sense. This store may be a black store, so we Be careful everywhere."

I frowned, and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Master, how did you find out, I just feel a little strange. But why is it a black shop?"

Uncle Xuanhe smiled and said: "How can there be so many corpses to chase now? Now all kinds of transportation are very developed, and you can just borrow the transportation. Besides, as far as I know, there are only a few people who chase away corpses. There are two or three more people. But look at the corpse worms in the water, these corpse worms are very fresh and not dry. What does it mean? It means that another batch of corpses has just passed here, do you think this is normal?"

I nodded and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "It's a little abnormal. In this day and age, corpses are usually transported by corpses for other purposes. But these can't explain it. Is this a black shop?"

Uncle Xuanhe patted my head heavily and said: "Why are you so stupid, I made it very clear. What would happen if there were corpse insects on the corpse of the corpse hunter?"

I immediately nodded my head in understanding, and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Understood, Master is talking about the corpses driven by the corpse hunters. Once there are corpse insects, the corpse has basically begun to rot."

Uncle Xuanhe let out a long breath, and said to me: "It's okay, you are not stupid. Think about it, if this is a regular corpse hotel, and a batch of corpses just left. And these corpses have A corpse worm, isn’t this kind of shop a black shop?”

Hearing this, I immediately asked: "Master, what should we do next? Should we just ignore it like this? If it is really a black shop that seeks money and kills, we just ignore it and find evidence, and then inform the public case." !"

Uncle Xuanhe smiled, and went to the window to have a look.Then he said to me: "When something like this happens, you and I don't care about it. Why do you need us? Get ready, if there is no accident at night, they will come back to find us."

I understand what Uncle Xuan He said, if this is a black shop.They will definitely come to us at night, and of course they will bring the murder weapon.It seems that there will be a fierce battle at night. Thinking of this, I am going to meditate.But helpless, very upset, this will suddenly growl.

I rubbed my stomach and shook my head helplessly, and was about to ask Uncle Xuanhe.I heard him say: "Are you hungry? In fact, I am a little hungry now. Go down and see if there are any instant foods." I nodded immediately when I heard Master Xuanhe's words.

When I came to the bar again, the woman was sitting there eating melon seeds.I smiled and went over to her, and said to her, "The lady boss is so elegant, she actually eats melon seeds here."

The woman stood up with a smile, looked at me and said, "It's you, little brother. Don't call me the proprietress, but call me Sister Wu if you want." I quickly called Sister Wu.

After she happily responded, she asked me, "What are you going to do, little brother? We don't have many people here, so if there's anything wrong with greetings, just mention it, little brother!" Her attitude changed too quickly. , is completely different from when we were just about to come in.

I smiled and said to her: "Sister Wu, my surname is Zhang, you can call me Xiao Zhang from now on. I came down to ask you if there is anything like instant noodles here. We are leaving here tomorrow. Not enough."

The woman surnamed Wu thought for a while and said to me: "I don't have any here, but you go out and go left, and there is a dirt road going straight forward. About two kilometers, you will reach the expressway. There is a small shop there. You go over there and have a look."

I thought for a while and said to her: "Sister Wu is like this, please draw me a rough picture. I will go up and have a look, if Master allows. I will buy some now, if not, I will buy some tomorrow!" Woman Nodding his head, he found a piece of paper and drew a picture for me.

I turned around and went upstairs, came to the dormitory and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Master, there is a canteen about two kilometers away from here. I want to go there to buy more things, so as not to have nothing to eat in the future."

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and smiled, and said to me: "Alright, you can go now. But remember one sentence, try to speak as little as possible when you meet people on the road. Especially some elderly women. Here you Try not to eat things that are too much for you, and let yourself calm down first when doing anything. Don’t worry! Also remember to bring your blood jade and silver slave with you, and don’t leave your body casually!” I feel that Master Xuanhe is Give me an explanation on my deathbed, but I still nodded.

So when I went downstairs, I didn't expect that the woman surnamed Wu had already drawn a picture for me.Well, I prepared a bicycle and asked me to go there by bicycle.I thought about it, four kilometers back and forth.If you want to run, you must run my legs thin.

So without even thinking about it, I rode on the bicycle that was ringing except for the bell, and set off towards the canteen...