My years as a fortune teller

Uncle Xuanhe slowly got up from the ground and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.Looking up at the black shadow, he said, "I thought it was something remarkable, but it turned out to be a hairy corpse. Hehe, I was unexpectedly attacked by you without paying attention."

"Mao Corpse?" Where did you hear such a familiar name?Oh yes!If I remember correctly, there is a passage in the Sui Dynasty's "Book of Corpse" that describes different corpses: "However, in ancient and modern China and abroad, after a person dies, the corpse takes on different appearances...these are stiff, hairy The most powerful..." Zombie here refers to "zombie", and Mao is the "hairy corpse" of Uncle Xuan He.

In the Song Dynasty, there was a discussion that the "hair corpse" was not a corpse in the true sense.Rather, some people believe that the corpse does not decompose and has some special functions.Some parts of the corpse were cut off as medicine, and the rest of the corpse was placed in the medicine jar.Soak with different medicines.Over time, a black hair-like thing grew out of the belly of the corpse.This kind of thing is very flexible, like a sword can not cut, and because it grows from the corpse, it is very poisonous.

I remember that when Master was explaining these things to me, he also took me to find a person who had been in the tomb robbers recently.It is said that this old man came out of the ancient tomb after being poisoned during a tomb robbery, and passed out on the road, and he was about to die.

Just happened to meet the master and master in Yunyou, the master saved his life with compassion.But the old man woke up just to thank the master for saving his life, but he also said honestly that he would go to the tomb in the future.

So when the master was treating him, he taught him various classics of Taoism every day.Until one day the old man couldn't take it anymore, he got up from the hospital bed and kowtowed three times.He vowed never to rob tombs again, and was willing to follow his uncle forever.

The old man was only in his 30s back then, but he was already well-known in both black and white.Master helped him up, let him lie down and told him.Now he agreed only because he was upset, not repenting from the heart.He also said that let's do it for now, when he is 40 years old, he will encounter a major event in his life.It will completely change your destiny, and you will escape into Buddhism and Taoism without persuasion.Then the master left a piece of paper, which wrote the prescriptions for the body to be prepared in the future, and where to find him when encountering difficulties.

When it was over, he took his master to continue wandering in search of his brother, which had been forgotten by his master at first.But I didn't expect that the old man found the master later.At that time, he was already scarred, and when he saw the master, he confessed that he did not obey the master's words, and suffered a disaster of extermination.Master just smiled and asked him to think about it in a cave.When you figure it out, come to him again.

But when the old man figured it out, the master and his brother died together.The old man sincerely asked his master, and the master shook his head to let him ask his heart.The old man thought about it for a few more years, and suddenly realized that he went to become a monk.Every few years during the Cultural Revolution, I lived a life of slash-and-burn farming in the mountains, and became a Taoist priest after I came out.

Although he was also in Zhongnan Mountain, no one provoked him because of his weird temper.It's just that I have the best relationship with Master, and I often greet Master with disciple etiquette.When Master asked me to act as a disciple to him, he insisted that I call him Senior Brother.If you don't agree, you will find a corner by yourself, draw circles and sulk.

In the end, I had no choice but to call him Senior Brother, and then he smiled and told me something like a child.That is, since then, I have a new understanding of the transformation of corpses into zombies.But this is just acquaintance, and I didn't really see "zombies" and "hair corpses" at that time.Later, I saw zombies in Qinling, and I didn't expect "hair corpses" to appear here.

Seriously, some old man told me that this "hairy corpse" is easier to deal with than zombies.Because the hairy corpse is a parasite growing in the corpse, which controls the movement of the corpse.The only problem is that the parasites are venomous and flexible.

A long time after Master Xuanhe finished speaking, I heard Sister Hua say with a sinister smile: "Old miscellaneous hair, don't you look good in your eyes! I thought you have three heads and six arms, and you can fly away from my old lady. In the end Come back obediently! Haha!" After speaking, he burst out laughing.

"Bah" Master Xuanhe spat and said, "Master Dao, I didn't pay attention, so I was attacked by your watchdog. But it's good, so I finally know what you are going to do."

As I was talking, I heard a woman moan not far from me.I took a peek, and it turned out that Chen Jing woke up.But it is estimated that this girl will pass out again soon.

As soon as I thought of this, I heard Chen Jing shout: "Where am I? Ah!..." She passed out again.And Lu Hua over there didn't wake up for a long time, and it seemed that he had passed out.It's no wonder Chen Jing didn't faint. How could she not faint when she saw so many people without clothes on?

I was having fun secretly, when I heard Master Xuan He say: "Fatty little fat man, where are you watching the western scene? Come here quickly, and then pretend to be careful that I will peel off your skin later!"

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly pulled off the belt on the top, and then said with a smile: "Uncle, I'm here, it's not because you have nothing to do. I know what you are going to do, and I am afraid that I will go over and disturb the situation you set up." As he spoke, he was about to step forward.

But I forgot that my upper body was opened and my lower body was still tied.As a result, the legs hadn't been pulled out yet, but because of the loss of center of gravity, they threw themselves on the ground together with the bed board.

There was a plop, and it took me a long time to turn over.Just like a tortoise with a shell on its back, it is too difficult to turn over.Then I cut off the belt with a silver slave, and slowly stood up and patted the dirt on my body.

Looking at the stunned people, he said: "Sister Hua, Boss Jin, go back and tell your master. Use better belts and bed boards in the future. These things are too weak. The body that is pressing on people is still dead, and I am not dead. No need for a coffin lid."

Uncle Xuanhe glared at me, and shouted: "Have you finished talking nonsense, didn't you see that I was still sitting on the ground. If you don't know, come and help me, you know I'm fooling around here!"

I smiled and hurriedly helped Master Xuanhe up, and it was at this very moment.Uncle Xuanhe whispered in my ear: "There are two hairy corpses outside the boy, one black and one white are very poisonous. Later you use silver slaves and blood jade to resist, and I will burn it with fire from behind." Then, I looked sideways at Master Xuanhe and nodded.

At that time, Master said this to me, and wanted to cut off the things on Mao's corpse.In the world, apart from silver slaves, there is only the number one evil knife, the cold jade knife.This is also the first time I heard about the Hanyu Dao!

After I helped Master Xuanhe up, I looked at the dimly lit hall and said, "Sister Hua, come out and show my young master, it seems that you want to suck my young master's Yuanyang. Come out and show me, what do you look like?" look!"

When Master Xuanhe heard it, he patted me.That's when I saw a bent over person slowly coming out of the darkness.Damn, it was the old woman who suddenly came out to pat me on the back after we just moved in.

I immediately vomited, Master Xuanhe thought something was wrong with me.While patting me on the back, he asked me if I was poisoned.I wiped my mouth, leaned on Master Xuanhe's shoulder and said, "Uncle Master still thinks of a beautiful woman after listening to her. I think you are no longer subdued by her, and it is worthwhile to suck Yuanyang. It turned out that such an old man Immortal goblin, I have nothing to lose."

As soon as Master Xuan He heard it, he knew that I was cursing someone around the corner.He patted me on the shoulder and said sadly: "It's okay, kid, there will be a monster who sucks your Yuanyang in the future. Uncle Shi will definitely check for you, lest such an old and ugly monster come out and scare you."

I couldn't bear it, Master Xuanhe could talk to me like that.I suppressed a smile and looked up at Master Xuanhe.Then he said: "Looks like I'm not a boy anymore, it's not good for her to have only one harm."

Uncle Xuanhe thought for a while, nodded his head and said: "In theory, it is so, it seems that you are not at a disadvantage. Then you can be a good person and go to comfort the old witch's heart!" I push forward.

I flew towards Sister Hua with all my strength. Sister Hua was stunned for a moment, and then she actually picked it up with her hands.Seeing that it was about to fall into her arms, I turned my wrist and took out the silver slave.

Sister Hua immediately felt the cold blade, and she immediately withdrew her hand to avoid it.But there is no rush, just the moment she tilted her head.The silver slave cut it close to the face, and saw that a large piece of skin was peeled off the face immediately, and an ear with a gold earring was cut off along the way.

Sister Hua rolled on the ground in pain and hid aside.I stayed there for a while, then took a few steps back and returned to Master Xuanhe's side.

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me in surprise and said, "Little Fatty didn't expect that your movements are quite flexible with such a bloated body. Quickly tell Uncle, where did you learn this trick?"

There are little black lines all over my face, I looked at him and said: "Master beat me, and I learned it when I fled all over the mountains and plains. If anyone can teach me such a high skill, isn't it just my own enlightenment?" ?”

Uncle Xuanhe grinned, and said: "It turns out that it is beneficial for the master to beat the apprentice! Not only will the apprentice's skin be thicker, but the skill will also be good. It seems that I will beat you a few more times in the future, or you are Can't be talented!"

I was speechless, Master Xuanhe, what kind of theory is this all about?Unexpectedly, Uncle Xuanhe patted me and continued: "But your reaction is still very sensitive. How do you know, I pushed you out to let you stab her to death."

"Of course!" I puffed up my chest and said, "You don't even look at who I'm with, the famous Uncle Xuanhe. If I'm not smart, don't you lose sight of the less conspicuous Uncle?"

Uncle Xuanhe patted me and said: "Go, stop flattering. You release those two people first, and then we will deal with this monster together. As for that hairy corpse, I don't think he dares to come in here." I clicked Nodding his head, he immediately understood what Master Xuanhe meant.

While walking towards Chen and Lu Hua, he secretly watched the movements of Boss Jin and the others.Sister Hua lay on the ground and kept rolling, but Boss Jin and others did not come to help her.It can be seen that the actual abilities of these people are not high, and the main fear is the hairy corpse.But it turns out that my judgment was wrong!

I cut off the belt on Chen Jing's body, and she immediately leaned towards me softly.I hurriedly pressed her neck with one hand, and with the other hand, I took off my clothes and covered Chen Jing's body.Then kept patting her face, Chen Jing slowly woke up and glanced at me.Just as I was about to ask me where I was, I saw a black shadow rushing towards me.

I hastily pulled Chen Jing to the side, and the black shadow rushed to nothing.I took a closer look, and it turned out that it wasn't the corpse of Mao, but Sister Hua whose ear I had cut off.I didn't wait for her to retreat, and took the silver slave and swished it in front of her a few times.

It may be because of lack of skill, these few blows did not hurt Sister Hua at all.But she was so scared that she hid aside and waited for me, panting heavily.The strange thing is that Boss Jin and the others didn't move but stood there quietly.

In fact, they didn't know that Master Xuanhe didn't have any energy at this meeting.If someone attacked him, even Chen Jing would be able to defeat Master Xuan He.That's why Uncle Xuanhe asked me to stand in front of him just now, and he wanted to burn the corpse with magic.It's because I'm afraid that I don't have enough physical strength, and the spells I use can't repel the hairy corpse at once.

Master Uncle Xuanhe played a trick on me, and I was going to rescue Lu Hua.Suddenly, a pair of white hands stretched out from behind and ruthlessly inserted into Lu Hua's chest...