My years as a fortune teller

This fall was really hard, and it was still a punch away from the pillar.Otherwise, if the mouth hits the pillar, not all the teeth in the mouth will fall out, at least three or four teeth will fall out. Just like this, it hit the pulled out silver slave.The front teeth were a little loose, and a little blood dripped on the silver slave.

My movement seemed to be a little loud, and they stopped fighting and looked at me.While getting up from the ground and patting the soil, I looked at Master Xuanhe with a mournful face and said, "I'm about to fall to my death, you must have cursed me!" As I spoke, my nose twitched a few times.

Upon hearing this, Master Xuanhe came towards me with a jade knife.While saying: "Good boy, it's because you are too fat and have no center of gravity. How could I curse you? Come on, uncle, see if there is any injury?" Walking up to me, I opened my lips to see .

I rely on, is this to look at people, or to look at animals.In the past, when looking at horses and donkeys, people opened their lips to look at their teeth like this. There are people who look at people like this.I blocked Master Xuanhe's hand with some extreme disgust, stared at him and said, "Master, my mouth is smashed, so you can't be gentle. Besides, I'm a human being, not an animal!"

Uncle Xuanhe smiled and dragged me to the front and back.He whispered to me: "Little fat man, I told you not to come out just now, and now I give you two choices. One is to capture Princess Jade as a shield and threaten the ugly baby to stop; the other is to stalk the ugly baby and try to delay the time." .You pick one!"

"Wow!" Looking at Master Xuanhe, I said in a low voice: "Master Uncle caught Princess Yu and threatened Ugly Baby with such a despicable thing, I must be the only one to do it!" Uncle Crane.

"You are so beautiful!" Uncle Xuanhe pushed my head and said to me: "Come up to me with the jade knife, and I will do something with the old man who drove the corpse. Before we can deal with it, Remember not to let the ugly baby come over." Saying that, he stuffed the jade knife into my hand, and said, "Go!"

As I spoke, I pushed me, and I ran two steps forward with the silver slave in one hand and the jade knife in the other, looked back at Master Xuanhe, frowned, and walked slowly while thinking about how to deal with the ugly baby.As a result, Master Xuanhe just kicked in the air, and I immediately raised my heel and ran towards the ugly baby with my toes on my toes.

The ugly baby was also unprepared, so I jumped on him suddenly.Immediately, a rotten smell pierced my nose, and my hands were sticky as if stuck to glue.

It was so easy to separate from the ugly baby. I cleaned up the mucus on my body and said, "Damn it, how long have you not bathed? You smell yourself, it's like coming out of a cesspool. Uh, it stinks to death !"

"Ugly baby!" Princess Jade said angrily, "Kill this fat man for me, and chop him into pieces. Take him back to Ghost King's Cave, and feed the wild dogs on the mountain." She looked at me viciously as she spoke. .

I rely on!The most poisonous woman's heart, did I provoke you?Even though I thought so, it was too late to say it.The ugly baby swung the weapon with both hands, and slashed at me like crazy.This guy didn't know what he ate to grow up, and his arms had at least a thousand catties of strength.

My silver slave is too short, so I use a jade knife to block it.I blocked it three or five times, and my arm went numb, and the tiger's mouth was a little cracked.I hastily stepped back a few steps, stretched out my hand and shouted: "Stop, stop for me!"

The ugly baby saw my movements, and wondered if she understood.Holding two weapons, he tilted his head and looked at me.I hurriedly shook my hands, looked at Master Xuanhe and shouted: "Master, this ugly monster is too powerful, my arm is numb from the chop!"

Uncle Xuanhe ignored me, and heard Princess Yu shout: "Ugly baby, kill him, kill him! Don't give him a chance to breathe, kill him quickly!" Damn, I didn't offend this woman. hate me so much?

When the ugly baby heard it, he waved his weapons again and rushed towards me.Since he was slashing at my head with two knives at the same time, I raised the silver slave and the blood jade to block them together.At the same time, kick your right leg backwards, preparing your center of gravity to sink.

Unexpectedly, there was only a click.Then there was a clang, and an iron object fell to the ground.At first I thought it was my silver slave that was cut off, but when I stood up, I found that the broken weapon was actually the weapon in Ugly Baby's hand.

Both Ugly Baby and I were stunned for a moment, and I looked at the weapon that turned into black water in an instant.I looked at my silver slave again, and scratched his head with the hand holding the jade knife.Ugly Baby looked at her broken weapon, and looked at the broken blade in disbelief.

Uncle Xuanhe looked at it and shouted to me: "Fat boy, his weapon has corrosive poison, be careful not to get it on your body." I was dizzy!Only then will you tell me why you went so early.Thinking of this, I looked down and saw where the weapon was just now.A long line was sunken, and smoke rose from time to time.

"Oh!" Ugly Wa howled a few times, and slashed at me again with the broken blade.If we talk about the previous time, there are still some tricks and changes.This meeting is purely a gangster cracking down on fakes, and his hands are slashing at me like a windmill.

"Master, can you fight hard!" I yelled while dodging: "Are you fighting? You are purely crazy, I don't have the energy to accompany you like this, sir?"

Ugly Baby ignored me at all, and rushed towards me like crazy.Fighting with this kind of lunatic is very disadvantageous, that is, you can only hide a few times.He didn't even have a chance to use a spell, otherwise he might win if he fired a mine.

In this way, the ugly baby has been forced to the corner, and there is nowhere to hide.Seeing that I had no way of escaping, he held up the broken blade and stabbed at me. He was about to stab me. I was quick to wit, squatting down and getting out from between his legs.

Damn, Han Xin got through his crotch back then.Don't say that I am not a military strategist like Han Xin.Thinking of this, I immediately turned around and kicked Ugly Baby's Mingmen acupoint.

The ugly baby was completely unprepared, and ran towards the corner with his hands on his chest.Seeing this, I flew up and kicked him in the waist.Raising the jade knife, he was about to plunge it in fiercely, which made his heart feel cold.

At this moment, I heard a sound of "ah".This voice is obviously from Princess Jade, I thought Master Xuanhe got it.Looking back excitedly.Unexpectedly, Princess Yu just covered her mouth nervously, staring at this side with a pair of beautiful eyes.

It was because of this moment of negligence that Ugly Baby straightened his back.Immediately, I lost my center of gravity again and fell backwards.But the good thing this time is that there is no viscous liquid.The moment I fell backwards, he turned around sharply and threw me aside.

Although my arms had an intimate foundation with the wall again, I stood up quickly.Waving the silver slave in his hand, he rowed towards him.At this moment, Ugly Baby didn't dare to block me with the broken blade, nor did she dare to touch me directly with her body.

So I used the silver slave first, and then the jade knife.Bow left and right, and stab at the ugly baby.At the beginning I avoided him, but now he is hiding from me and I dare not touch the silver slave and the jade knife.

Although the ugly baby hides quickly, unlike him, I only attack in one direction when he hits me. I stab at non-stop parts in turn.Suddenly left and right, suddenly up and down.Not long after, I saw the ugly baby's arms and chest were slashed by the silver slave.

But what surprised me was that it wasn't blood coming out of these openings.It was something like ink, with a stench of stench.The most unbearable thing for me is that from time to time, a few white maggots as thick as a little finger fall out of it.

Just as I was suppressing my vomiting and trying my best to force the ugly baby back, Uncle Xuan He shouted: "Little fat man, you can stop now. We have captured Princess Jade, and he won't resist anymore." After hearing Master Xuanhe's words, I stabbed a few more times before stopping, and then took a few steps back.

As soon as he stood firm, he spit out with a mouthful of wow.Uncle Xuanhe saw it, and quickly asked: "Little fat man, are you okay! Did you inhale the poison of the corpse? After spit it out, take the medicine I gave you.",

I shook my hand, looked up at Master Xuanhe and said, "I threw up all the food I ate!" Master Xuanhe glared at me angrily.Look at the ugly baby screaming anxiously, but he dare not rush forward.

Uncle Xuan He smiled, and said to Princess Yu: "Your Highness, you are going to kill me before I finish talking just now. Fortunately, the old man has a good life, otherwise it would not be very wrong to die like this!" Black line!I didn't carry it, how can your life be so big?

Then Master Xuanhe took a look at Chouwa, and said to Princess Yu: "Just now I negotiated with the old corpse exorcist. I have a plan to save you, but only one of you and Chouwa can live. You think about it." In order to tell me, who survived, you or the ugly baby."

Saying that Master Xuan He let go of his hand, Ugly Baby ran to Princess Yu like crazy.He knelt down on the ground, rubbing his head on Princess Yu's leg non-stop.It looks like a pet cat or dog, who comes to the owner to act like a baby from time to time.

Princess Yu looked at Master Xuanhe, and gently stroked the ugly baby's head with one hand.Said to Uncle Xuanhe: "You really have a way? Can't you let both of us stay?"

"Hey!" Master Xuanhe sighed and said, "You have only one yang energy in your body, which is what we often call the earth soul and seven souls in your body. And the ugly baby has pure yin in her body, I can't think of letting you live at the same time." The way to survive. The princess is mainly willing, and the poor can only try. But who survives, you choose yourself."

Such a cruel multiple-choice question, no matter who you choose, it will not feel good.Princess Yu raised her head, two lines of tears dripped down her chin.After a long time, Princess Jade gently wiped away her tears.

Then he bent down and kissed the ugly baby lightly on the forehead.He stood up and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "If the Taoist priest really has a way, I am willing to save the ugly baby with my own life. After I am gone, I hope the Taoist priest can help me take good care of him."

Uncle Xuanhe looked not surprised at all, looked at Princess Yu and said, "Has your highness thought it through? I can tell you clearly that even if you use your vitality to save the ugly baby, he will not live long, at most 20 You will still die in a year's time."

"Think it over!" Princess Jade said decisively: "After all, I was young and went out to see the world. But since he came to this world, this is the first time he has walked out of the ghost king's cave. Even if it is only a day, I hope He was able to see the world."

What Princess Yu said made my heart sour, I don't know if what Master Xuan He said is true.But for a mother to make such a choice, I believe it is not easy.

"What a fool!" At some point, a man in black suddenly appeared next to old man He Qingshui.Next to Senior He Qingshui was the place where Uncle Xuanhe and old corpse exorcist Dong Qi were standing.The other side is closer to a pillar, and this man in black is standing here.

Everyone heard the voice and looked this way together, only to see him stretching out a hand with inch-long nails.Shaking at the old man He Qingshui, the sharp nails pierced the chest of the old man He Qingshui.In an instant, a red heart was pulled out, pinched in his hand and stuffed into his mouth.

The old man He Qingshui didn't even have time to scream, his body twitched a few times and then stopped moving. "Instead of dying like this," the man in black said slowly, "it's better to live freely like now."

Uncle Xuanhe and Dong Qi, the old corpse exorcist, rushed towards the man in black together.Unexpectedly, this person kicked the ugly baby away with Princess Jade and rushed out the door at an extremely fast speed.Disappeared without a trace in an instant, without a trace...