My years as a fortune teller

After everything was ready, Senior Dong Qi went out to check the sky outside.Then I walked back and measured the approximate size with my feet while walking.Master Xuanhe saw it and hurried forward, and handed him the Ghost King Ruler that he was carrying with him.

Senior Dong Qi was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to keep this thing. It was given to you by your brother, right? Hey! It's a pity, he is also a good corpse hunter!" Xuan He The uncle nodded, but did not speak.

Senior Dong Qi took the ruler and started measuring from the door.Uncle Xuanhe winked at me hurriedly, I was taken aback for a moment, then ran to Senior Dong Qi with a "Oh".He smiled and said, "What is the old man doing? Do you need my help?"

Senior Dong Qi glanced at me and said with a smile: "This ruler is based on the Luban ruler brought by your master. I have been thinking about it for more than a week before making it. Others call it the ghost king ruler, and I call it measuring the land. Ruler. In fact, the principle is similar to that of the Luban Ruler, except that there are some ghost-path terminology."

After speaking, senior Dong Qi measured it on the ground, pointed to the scale on it and said: "Look at one foot and two inches, the canopy is on the right. If I didn't make a mistake in measuring this place, there will be a hole below it." It's black water. If a corpse passes through here, it will be covered with Yin Qi."

I looked at senior Dong Qi suspiciously, and Master Xuan He shouted: "Fatty, follow!" I turned around and saw a shovel thrown over, and Master Xuan He said after reaching out to catch it, "I know you don't believe it, Dig it out and have a look."

Upon hearing this, I looked back at Senior Dong Qi, only to see that he also nodded with a smile.Fortunately, this is not a concrete floor, so I dug a small hole quickly.I saw black water gushing straight out of it, and there was a fishy smell in the water.

Such water is called bad water in Feng Shui.Once the house faces such water, the family will inevitably decline.I was stunned again when I saw this, because this ruler is so accurate.It seems that when I look at Feng Shui in the future, it can play a great role in me.

Senior Dong Qi looked at it and smiled, and continued to explain to me while measuring.Originally, I had a little understanding of the Luban ruler, so I didn't have any trouble listening to Senior Dong Qi's explanation of the Ghost King Ruler.

After the measurement, I looked at Senior Dong Qi, and I asked again: "Senior, do you have to measure every step you take? If that's the case, you'll be exhausted! And this can't be done by one person. Yes, at least three or four people are required to complete it together."

Senior Dong Qi said with a smile: "It's not that exaggerated. Generally, when we need to camp in the forest, we use this ruler to find a suitable place. Then when we go out, we must measure it. Because we spend the night in the barren mountains and ridges. Yes, if you go to the gate of ghosts, if you attract ghosts to make trouble, it will not only be bad for the corpse you drive away, but it will also cause harm to the corpse driver." I nodded.

Senior Dong Qi looked again, and said to Master Xuanhe and me: "Go away, you two, I'm going to pick up the corpse. If you get too close, the soul sealed in the corpse will feel uneasy."

Uncle Xuanhe nodded and waved to me. We reached the stairs and went up a step.I saw senior Dong Qi standing in front of a table, melting a talisman into a bowl and pouring some water.Then he silently chanted a few spells towards the water, and drank the talisman water in one gulp.

Then he walked to the body of Senior He Qingshui that had been brought out in advance.After spraying He Qingshui's body three times in a row.He waved several gestures with both hands, and gestured at the corpse of Senior He Qingshui.

Then he walked to the table and picked up a talisman, and said to us: "Can you two come over and help me, I'm a bit busy." He smiled at us as he spoke.Uncle Xuanhe walked over without saying a word, and I followed suit.

Master Xuanhe and I came to the bundled bamboos just now, Master Xuanhe picked up one and motioned for me to pick up one too.I'm a little depressed. What is this for?However, he still followed Master Xuanhe's wishes.

Holding the bamboo and coming to Old Man He Qingshui's body, Master Xuan He took one of Old Man He Qingshui's hands, and stuffed one hand in along the position that had been tied with strips just now.Looking at his appearance, I also stuffed one of the old man He Qingshui's hands into it.

Then Uncle Xuanhe handed me a strip of bamboo, and said to me: "Fix it according to my shape, or it will fall off later." He also took a strip of bamboo and wrapped it around a few times quickly. lock up.

After I finished it according to his appearance, I asked puzzledly: "Uncle Master, what is this going to do? Could it be that he is pulling these two bamboo boards later, like pulling a cart to drive away corpses?" Master Xuanhe Uncle looked at me and smiled without answering.

At this moment, Senior Dong Qi came over wearing a black Taoist robe, looked at Master Xuan He and nodded.Master Xuanhe picked up the bamboo board tied to the arm of the old man He Qingshui, and quickly tied the other end to Senior Dong Qi's shoulder with a strip.Then he motioned to me to do the same, and I did it even though I didn't understand.

After everything was done, Senior Dong Qi moved his left and right shoulders.Said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Chouwa, please take good care of me along the way! Get ready, we're going!" Uncle Xuanhe responded, go ahead and pull Chouwa out.

I smiled and stuffed a luggage bag to the ugly baby, and he actually looked at me and smiled.Although Master Xuanhe gave me a look, he didn't object.He just helped the ugly baby to fix the bag on his body, and then signaled to Senior Dong Qi that he could start.

The old man Dong Qi nodded, took out a stack of paper money as if by magic, put the conch in his mouth and blew three times, and shouted: "When relatives go home, paper money will open the way. Strangers are not in the way, and shady people are not allowed to stop." Come!" Bang a gong, and then shout: "Jump!"

Seeing a jump, Senior He Qingshui, who was standing behind him, jumped to the ground.After shaking his shoulders, senior Dong Qi shouted: "Let's go!" Then he knocked on the gong.I saw him taking a figure-of-eight step, two steps up, knocking on the gong and shouting: "Jump!" Only the corpse of the old man He Qingshui behind him would follow and jump two steps.

Seeing this, I scratched my head and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Uncle, why is the corpse being chased like this? I thought the person in front was walking alone, and the corpse behind was jumping and kicking according to the order."

"Hehe" Master Xuanhe heard it, smiled and said to me: "Why don't you use your brain yourself, the corpse is stiff at this moment. How could it be possible to keep stretching your hands and jumping back and forth behind you. Secondly, everyone is dead Now, everyone can guarantee that he will always obey your orders. So this method not only avoids the above problems, but also ensures that the corpse will not be lost when the corpse is driven away."

I nodded, and then immediately asked: "However, if you walk like the old Dong Qi, when will you be able to reach him? Doesn't this delay us a lot?"

"You don't have to worry about this!" Uncle Xuanhe said: "Going like this is just the beginning, and he will leave normally later. This is mainly because the corpse has just been urged by the spell. Some people are not used to it. , so there must be a process."

I nodded, and Master Xuanhe went on to say: "It is the things used to drive corpses, which are different in the whole of Xiangxi. For example, the snails used by the old master Dong are used by the elders. Nowadays, soul-rescue bells are often used. , even the clothes on the body, and now some corpse hunters don’t necessarily only wear black.”

When it comes to this, it can be seen that the old man Dong Qi has already walked out.Uncle Xuanhe and I put the ugly baby in the middle, and followed us out.Sure enough, at this time, Senior Dong Qi obviously quickened his pace.

Uncle Xuanhe smiled at me and said, "See, isn't the speed of this meeting faster? And look at the corpse behind, is the jumping speed and coherence getting faster and faster." I clicked nod.

At this time, I heard senior Dong Qi blowing the conch horn.Uncle Xuanhe pulled me and said: "This trumpet is to tell the ghosts around, don't get close to him and the corpses he drives away. Otherwise, there will be a catastrophe!"

Just as Master Xuanhe finished speaking, he heard senior Dong Qi banging the gong a few times, and shouted: "The world is in panic, and the road of ghosts is boundless. The mountain god protects, and the spirits of the earth help each other. All ghosts, don't worry." Don't be disturbed, nothing will be disturbed. Anyone who passes this way will leave money." He said and threw a handful of paper money into the air.

Before I asked, Master Xuanhe said: "Is this buying a way from ghosts and gods? This is something that all corpse hunters must do. I'm afraid that my lack of etiquette will offend the gods." Or demons."

Looking at the paper money falling around me, I nodded and said: "This paper money is still in the shape of copper coins. It seems that the ghosts and gods here don't recognize the current RMB." I covered my mouth and laughed secretly.

Uncle Xuanhe didn't speak either, just watched Senior Dong Qi walk up a small slope.The corpse didn't know why, it kept spinning in place and couldn't jump up.Uncle Xuan He hurried forward a few steps, went over to look at Senior Dong Qi and said, "There is a small hole here, senior, and the corpse's feet got stuck in it."

"Hmm!" Senior Dong Qi hummed, then stood there for a minute or two.Holding the snail, he blew twice, and then shouted: "The corpse is passing by here, please make it easier for everyone." The person who said clang gong knocked the gong three more times, and shouted: "Jump!"

The strange thing is that this time the corpse did not encounter any resistance, and jumped up gently.Continue to follow Senior Dong Qi, jumping forward.Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and said, "What about you little fat man, it's interesting! The subtlety of driving corpses is here, and the essence is often what we can't see."

I nodded and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Understood, we saw that the corpse's feet fell into the small pit and couldn't jump up. In fact, it may be the pit god or the land here that blocked the corpse's progress. But I think it's a little strange that a corpse can jump up with just a few words from Senior Dong."

"Look there!" Uncle Xuanhe pointed to a stone on my left side, and only then did I realize that there was a talisman on it.I was about to step forward to have a look, when Uncle Xuan He stopped me and said, "That is a god-respecting talisman, don't approach it!"

After walking forward like this for a while, Senior Dong Qi suddenly stopped.He took his arm out of the strip, took out a handful of paper money, and silently read a few words and threw it forward.

At this time, I could clearly hear the sound of water flowing, and it seemed that there was a river ahead.After all, there is a certain distance between us and senior Dong Qi, this is intentional by Uncle Xuanhe, he is afraid of disturbing the corpse, and at the same time, he is also afraid that our yang energy will be directed at the dead.

After Senior Dong Qi sprinkled the paper money, he went over to prepare to carry the corpse.I ran two steps hastily, and said to senior Dong Qi: "Senior, do you want to carry the corpse across the river? Or let me do it. I'm young and strong, and I can still do this."

Senior Dong Qi shook his head, and heard Master Xuanhe say: "Old senior, let him carry a section, or this little fat man's lazy flesh will itch again. Just let him carry it, and you know how to get rid of the dead body." poignancy and weirdness."

When Senior Dong Qi heard this, he thought for a while and smiled and said to me: "Okay, I will listen to you. But you have to be careful, don't underestimate this small river. There are many ghosts in this water. If you don't If you pay attention, you will be dragged into the river by wronged souls, and we will not be able to save you at that time. Also, this corpse is a bit heavy, try carrying it on your back first, if it doesn’t work, replace it with me.”

Sick!As for what, I can't carry old man He Qingshui's bones?You just underestimated me, and walked to the front to pick up the corpse...