My years as a fortune teller

I took the teacher and walked while looking around.The teacher was walking, and suddenly stopped and said to me: "Little fat man, I will understand now, you just called me a foodie, right?"

When I started to hear him think clearly, I was able to figure out something important.But when I heard what he said suddenly, I scratched my head helplessly and said: "My dear teacher, foodie is not a curse, but a compliment to this person, who loves to eat and can eat; look at those who can't eat, look Those of us who know how to eat are jealous. So let’s say we are foodies, don’t worry if you think too much about it.”

The teacher thought for a while, looked at me and said, "Is what you said true? If you let me know that you lied to me, hey, be careful of your fat ass. If you don't give me eight dollars, you won't know me sharp."

I shook my head helplessly, and brought the teacher to the door of my fourth aunt's house.As I was about to open the door and go in, the teacher grabbed my hand and said, "Don't move, something is wrong here." As soon as I heard what the teacher said, I immediately withdrew my hand.

The teacher looked around, found a branch and pulled me to hide to the left of the door.Then I tried to poke the door with a branch, only to hear a creak and the door opened a crack.There was no sound of anyone asking questions, and the teacher pestered him with a branch again.

The door opened completely with a creaking sound, and the teacher poked his head out and looked for a long time, but there was nothing.So he beckoned to me and pulled me into the courtyard gate together, but just as we each stepped in with one foot, we heard a loud bang.

Then the dust rose into the air, choking us to cough.It took a while before the dust in front of us settled down. I looked down and saw that there was a deep pit under my feet, with sharpened wood inserted upside down.

Seeing this, I stretched my neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said to the teacher: "Teacher, how do you know that there is a mechanism here? Fortunately, we are with you. The two of us only stepped in with one foot. It's skewered."

The teacher patted me and said: "Silly boy, go back and take a good look at Qimen Dunjia. If you really understand the content above, you can see it at a glance." I came to visit with my disciples, but I don’t know if there is anyone at home.”

Hearing the teacher's self-reported family name, I almost fainted. He didn't use his own name, but insisted on using the master's name to bluff here.But the good thing is that no one answered his words.

The teacher glanced at me and said: "It seems that the person is gone, let's go, step over the pit in front and go in to have a look." I nodded, and walked across the pit with the teacher towards the house.The layout inside is the same as when I came, but there is no sign of my fourth aunt.

The teacher nodded and took me back the same way without saying a word.I don't know where the fourth aunt went, but judging from the layout inside just now.Fourth Aunt should have left here very calmly, without any trace of mess in the house.

After we went back, we told Master about the situation. Master shook his head and said to us, "It seems that something happened to her. Oh, I didn't expect that!" He closed his eyes, shook his head and continued to meditate.

I really wanted to tell Master about the matter of Teacher fraudulently using his name.After thinking about it, I endured it.But the teacher winked at me from time to time, so I could only secretly laugh.

About an hour later, Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye came with food.He first handed Jiang Xinjing to me, and then handed us several boxes of rice and vegetarian dishes.Everyone didn't speak, just ate in silence.

After eating, the master was meditating, and suddenly opened his eyes and said to us, "Sit down and don't move, evil spirits are coming out. The three of us, the old lunatic, will protect them three times."

The teacher agreed.Sitting on both sides with Uncle Xuanhe, the master sat on the top.It looks like an equilateral triangle, enclosing me, Cui Erye, and Gao Shengwen in the middle.

As soon as we were done, a child ran in with a smile.I opened my slightly closed eyes and saw that this place was no longer what we saw just now, but it was spotless, and the tables, chairs and benches were brand new.

The child ran in front of me, turned around and shouted: "Mom, come quickly, mother come quickly!" Looking at this child, I was deeply surprised.This child is none other than Xiao Zhaodi.

Isn't this child in the intensive care unit of the hospital?Why did she run out suddenly? Could it be that her injuries are all healed?Impossible, I only saw her in the hospital this morning.What's going on here, Xiao Zhaodi is not dead, how can the soul come here?

The teacher said softly beside me: "This is the child's soul that has been released from the body. It seems that this child will not live long. With the current appearance, it is estimated that it will last until the next year."

When I heard the teacher's words, I felt chills in my heart. I didn't expect that Xiao Zhaodi would pass away at such a young age.Just as I was about to say something to the teacher, I heard a woman say, "You child, why don't you take your brother out to play if you don't do your housework well?"

When I heard this voice, I looked up, and it wasn't Xiao Zhaodi's biological mother who came, but her stepmother.Xiao Zhaodi took a few steps back in fright, looked at her stepmother and said timidly: "I didn't go out to play, I just finished school."

Her stepmother snorted and said, "Hmph, I know how to talk back. Go, quickly boil the water, and someone will come to play cards later. Be smart with me today, or I will peel your skin accidentally." Xiao Zhaodi frightened Shaking a bit, he turned and ran out.

I looked back at Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen, the two of them didn't seem to understand when this happened.In a blink of an eye, several women were sitting in front of us, smoking and chatting while playing mahjong.

A fat woman played a card, squinted at Tian Ruifu's wife and said, "Your husband is in the hospital, why don't you go to the room to play mahjong with us. Be careful when your old Tian knows and picks up your card." Skin."

Tian Ruifu's wife took a puff of a cigarette, looked at the fat woman and said, "It's okay, I can't die, but I will be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. Besides, he happened on the construction site. I have seen their heads who are very talkative. When the time comes, I will Take the child to make a fuss, how can I get a million 80. Besides, I have to take care of two small children, how can I take care of the hospital. So I came to withdraw money while I was here, so I didn’t go, just look at them What about the leaders of the company!"

"Hey, this is a good idea!" Another long-faced woman said, "The people who are engaged in real estate have lost their money, and your old farmer was injured on the construction site. You don't want to go, let the hospital find their leader. If the leader doesn't care, you Just take the children to make trouble. Anyway, you orphans and widows, the common people will definitely favor you. At that time, call the TV station and newspaper office, and they will definitely ask for more money if they go to expand their influence."

"The second sister-in-law is right!" The fat woman continued: "After all, the second sister-in-law is a person who has seen the world, and she just thinks of a way to follow suit. Girls will post it when the time comes, don't forget the sisters! Huh! Give money give money!"

I looked back at Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye, but I didn't expect their faces to turn red.It seems that he is really angry, and if it is really me, he will be angry too.This is purely taking people for fools!

At this time, Tian Ruifu's wife suddenly called out: "Zhaodi, Zhaodi, pour us some hot water." She called a few times and saw that there was no response, and cursed: "This child is either born or is not caring, and is not I know where I died, Zhaodi!" Finally, he shouted at the top of his voice.

Xiao Zhaodi walked in slowly, wearing slippers, rubbing her eyes; Tian Ruifu's wife shouted: "Are you deaf? I've called you so many times. I pretended not to hear you? Do you think your father You're gone, no one can care about you anymore." The two women next to her hurriedly tried to persuade them.

Tian Ruifu's wife snorted and said: "Go and boil some hot water for us. It took me a long time to drink the water and I didn't know how to pour it for me. She didn't wink at all. It would be a shame to marry in the future."

When Xiao Zhaodi heard this, she went to the kitchen to boil water for a long time, and then came in with a kettle not much shorter than herself.It could be due to the sill being too high, or it could be due to slipping underfoot.The kettle fell forward, and the fat woman jumped up screaming...