My years as a fortune teller

At night, I came to Tian Ruifu's house again with Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen.Due to the landslide in the morning, the route of the repaired expressway was changed again, and the survey was busy here, which made the old village not far away full of traffic.

On the contrary, it makes the current village too quiet. Maybe these villagers don't want to see their old houses being demolished like this.When we came to Tian Ruifu's house, the lights inside were still on.It's just that the door is locked, which doesn't bother us.

Passing by here almost every day in the past few days, Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen had already taken a fancy to a hidden place.It's not the first time I've done the thing of climbing over the wall, so I know how to do this kind of thing even if I close my eyes.

Gao Shengwen turned over first.But when Erye Cui and I were about to turn over, he held me down and motioned me not to move.I was wondering, when I felt a stench coming, what place is this, why is it so smelly!

After about ten minutes, Gao Shengwen sent a signal to tell Master Cui and me to turn over.Only after I climbed over the wall did I realize that this was the toilet in the courtyard.Seeing that the lights inside were still on, Erye Cui and I looked at each other and smiled.

"Xiao Gao, go home and wash your eyes!" Second Master Cui looked at Gao Shengwen, and said with a smile: "Look at where you are staying, you can see people going to the toilet. Did that bitch come here just now? Go back and ask Tiger Zi wants a prescription to wash it quickly, lest a few days later, the eye of the needle will grow!"

Gao Shengwen's face turned red immediately, he glanced at Second Master Cui and said, "Damn, I can't get enough of my own wife's, but I still want to see this bitch's. But then again, Huzi must wash my eyes." prescription."

Cui Erye and I covered our mouths and laughed straight, and then said to them: "This bottle of liquid is given to me by my teacher, you go and wipe it on every door. Especially on her bedroom and the door of the main house. When it's over, come on." Xiao Zhaodi’s house is looking for me.” Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen nodded, and ran away quietly with the liquid.

I looked at the bright bedroom lights upstairs and smiled, and pasted two paper figurines on the door of the main room in an unobtrusive place.Then I tiptoed upstairs, and through the curtain I saw her smoking a cigarette and thinking about something.I rely on, really calm enough.To be able to sit here and smoke a cigarette, the young master will let you know what it means to be restless later.

Thinking of this, I went to Xiao Zhaodi's room next to her room, and opened the door with a silver slave to lightly pry at the crack of the door.Then I stepped into the room, I looked around with a small flashlight, and there was no change at all.I came to Xiaozhaodi's mother's portrait, bowed three times to her, and then put two paper figurines in front of the portrait, and waited quietly after all this was done.

Less than ten minutes later, Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen also tiptoed up.After entering the room, he said to me: "The tiger is all done, what do we need to do next?"

I smiled and said to them: "Now sit down and wait for the good show. By the way, what time is it now!" Gao Shengwen looked at his watch and told me that it was around [-]:[-].I nodded and started chanting the mantra.

Before I finished chanting the spell, I heard someone knock on the door and shout: "Meizi, is Meizi at home?" The voice was very old and familiar.But is this not what I imagined?No one should have knocked on the door!

Just when I was depressed, Tian Ruifu's wife responded.He dragged his shoes and went downstairs, then went to open the main door.Although we can't see the situation outside, we still vaguely see that there should be no one outside.

Tian Ruifu's wife yelled outside for a long time, but no one answered her.She closed the door angrily, and walked in cursing.Gao Shengwen said to me in a low voice: "This bitch is really a shrew, why is she not afraid at all!"

I didn't answer him, at this time Tian Ruifu's wife had already started to go upstairs.At this time, there was another knock on the door, and he shouted: "Meizi, Meizi, open the door for me. See what you can do!"

We couldn't help laughing when we heard this, what kind of thing did the teacher give this to?Although we laughed so much, we still heard her go to open the door again.

Still the same effect, no one is there after opening the door.Now the woman lost her temper, pointing at the door and cursing.Gao Shengwen babbled and said, "Damn, I'm really a shrew. I can't get anything out of my mouth except children. Fortunately, I didn't go to my company, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stand it."

Cui Erye and I smiled and did not speak.Seeing the woman close the door again, my God almost knocked the door apart.Then he went back to his room angrily.

Gao Shengwen looked at me and said, "Huzi, that's the end of it, and it's too boring. Why don't you recruit that god like last time. Give her a whip and see if she dares to keep her mouth shut."

I smiled and said to him: "Don't worry, as the saying goes, the lion rolling the hydrangea will be behind. This is the prologue, and the curtain has not yet opened!" I said and smiled at them.

I then continued to chant the mantra to urge the five ghosts to come out, and after half an hour, I heard the voice of "Mei...zi...mei...zi..." came one after another.The voice was cold and long.

Gao Shengwen rubbed his arms, and said to me in a low voice: "Huzi, why do I feel that it's a little ghost screaming soul? It won't kill this woman! If that's the case, I won't be able to hand over to your master at that time." Worse."

I smiled and said to him: "Ann, you don't know what I am doing. Just watch a good show. Didn't she love mahjong? Didn't she say no evil? Well, I'll let it go now." She has tasted the rewards of the present world!"

When Second Master Cui heard this, he quickly asked, "What do you mean? Do you want her to play mahjong with the ghost? And if she loses, she will be punished once? I seem to have heard of this, but I don't know how to do it."

I nodded and didn't speak.At this time, I heard the door next door open, and then a person came out slowly.I hastily took out three invisibility symbols and stuck them behind us.Hearing that she was going downstairs, he motioned for her to go downstairs together.

When Gao Shengwen passed by that house, he took a look inside, then pulled me and said in a low voice, "Huzi, there is someone inside. I look so much like Tian Ruifu's wife."

Second Master Cui turned his head and said to Gao Shengwen: "You are stupid, how can people play mahjong with ghosts. It must be to call out the soul of the person, otherwise this mahjong would not be able to play." Gao Shengwen nodded when he heard this.

We quietly came to the window of the main house and looked inside, almost full of people standing inside.And none of us knew each other, I frowned when I saw this.Turning around, he said to Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye: "I remember I knocked you twice just now, why are there so many innocent souls coming in?"

How did Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye know, they looked at me and shook their heads helplessly.I saw the soul of a woman sitting in front of a mahjong table. Fortunately, the mahjong table was not far from the window where we were standing.

I thought about it, patted Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen and walked towards the door.Because we have invisibility symbols on our bodies, the ghosts inside cannot see us.Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen were taken aback for a moment, then they saw me pointing at the invisibility talisman and walking in.Immediately understood what I meant, and walked in behind me.

We came to the mahjong table, and I took a look at the cards in the woman's hand, which surprised me.Look at the two ghosts next to them, no matter how you look at them, they are not as good as women.Can I play with this?No matter how you play, the woman wins, so my curse is not in vain.

I was thinking about it when I saw the woman play a card.I heard the three ghosts yelling at the same time: "It's muddled!" Upon hearing this, I hurried over to have a look.Isn't that right, it hit three shots.This is too awesome, obviously not as good as a woman's card.But the woman lost, and the three ghosts next to her were confused.

When the woman saw it, she hurriedly took out a hundred-yuan note, and the three ghosts looked at it and said it wasn't enough.The woman continued to pay, until she paid more than 1000 before giving up.Seeing this, even I feel that these ghosts are really dark...