My years as a fortune teller

Today's Gao Shengwen is very strange, showing himself everywhere; it's fine to just insult me, and I often choke so hard that I can't speak.It is estimated that they saw a few beautiful little girls and wanted to show themselves.Don't tell me to seize the opportunity, I will definitely deal with you once I seize the opportunity.

I was thinking about it when I heard a little girl say: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?" Her voice was very small and she seemed a little timid.I watched her search for her name in my mind, and I remembered Du Chunyan introduced it.

I nodded, and then I heard her ask: "Is the fairy we invited with the pen fairy the soul of Chunmei? If so, has she already become a god or a fairy? I always feel that the pen fairy last night Xian seems to be very familiar with us." After speaking, he looked at me helplessly.

This question is really a headache, it looks very appropriate, but it is so mentally handicapped.I rubbed my temples, and said to her helplessly: "Do you think there will be so many gods, who would come to play with you on the pens that you guys are holding in their hands? He has a mission or job. Who would come to play these boring things with you! Let’s talk about a ghost who just died less than twelve hours ago. It is estimated that there is no time to go to the bottom of Mount Tai. How is it possible to become a god immediately? What about immortals? The so-called pen immortals or dish immortals are just wandering ghosts."

"No way!" The girl who asked the question and several other girls were taken aback.Several people turned back one after another to discuss with their friends.It seems that they don't quite accept the idea that Die Xian and Pen Xian are ghosts or wild ghosts.

I snorted coldly and said to them: "Hehe, pen immortals and dish immortals were first differentiated from Fuji. Fuji is a divination method in Chinese Taoism, also known as Fuji, Fuluan, Huiluan, and Jiangbi , Please Immortal, Bu Zigu, Jiaji, etc. Remember, Fuji has another name called Jiangbi; why it is also called Fuluan, because in the past, the Queen Mother of the West had a divine bird called Luanniao, which was used to convey the will of the Queen Mother of the West, so it also It's called Fu Luan!"

Upon hearing this, Gao Shengwen said with a smile, "Master Zhang Du, don't be fooled and spread the knowledge quickly. Sir, I wanted to ask you, but you just said it yourself. Haha!" Looking at this kid , I really want to smoke him.

But I thought about it, stared at him and continued: "The method of holding up a shaman is to write on a sand table with a shaman pen; the shaman pen is nailed into a T-shape with two small wooden sticks, and the sand table is to put sand or rice on the dustpan. Carry out the handshake activity At that time, burn incense and light candles, invite the gods to come down to earth, let the shaman pen shake on the sand table, and the wizard will say a certain word or sentence according to the graphics on the sand table, and predict good or bad according to this word. The methods of shamanism in different regions and periods are similar. Then according to Evolution, and gradually formed a dish fairy or a pen fairy. But, people who really understand these know that it is impossible to invite gods. Generally, ghosts come, or wizards do their own tricks. So the Chinese use I am very Ah Q thinking that this is "immortal"!"

Hearing this, Cui Erye said to me: "Huzi, if this is the case, is it true that the ancient Fushi also invited ghosts? But according to some information, such behaviors were all carried out in Taoist temples, so how could it be possible?" How about a ghost?"

I nodded and said to him: "Second Master asked well, this question is the key. First, in ancient times, when doing Fushi, there was a set of strict measures, the most critical step of which was to invite God; There are rumors, and it can be seen in the southeast coastal areas. The second is to collude with each other and make fakes here." Cui Erye nodded.

I went on to say: "In Liu Jingshu's "Yiyuan", the Fushi first appeared. It said that people usually greet Zigu God in the toilet or by the pigsty on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and predict the future sericulture by the beating of the idol. That is to say At first, this method was used for divination of agriculture. But later, it gradually became a favorite game of literati and bureaucrats. Fuji was also mentioned in "Mengxi Bi Tan" in the Song Dynasty. In the Ming and Qing Dynasties, this kind of divination was the most popular In the middle of the Qing Dynasty, Ye Zhixuan, the father of Ye Mingchen, a famous minister of Ye, was a devout Taoist and loved Fushi, so Ye Mingchen specially built the Changchun Immortal Hall to enshrine the two immortals Lv Dongbin and Li Taibai.

I paused at this point, and continued: "Volume 1 of "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes" records a story. A man named Yao An failed the exam all the time. He told him that he had a bright future, and asked when he would be able to pass the exam. The spirit supporter told him that he would have to wait [-] years to get the first rank. This meant that he should be promoted by other methods. Sure enough, in the second year, he was awarded the title because of the longevity of the emperor. When En Chong became an official, this person understood a little bit. Later, he became an official in Yao'an Prefecture, Yunnan Province. When he was old, he asked for leave to go home to take care of himself, but he never came out again. This also verified the saying that being an official is far away."

After Su Lei finished listening, she said to me: "Wow, the teacher has read a lot of books! I have even read Ji Yun's "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes". I have always wanted to read it, but I just don't have time to read it."

"Hehe!" I smiled and said to her: "Didn't a philosopher say it? Time is like water in a sponge, and it will appear as soon as you squeeze it. I am a Taoist, so I need to read more. Classic." Su Lei nodded.

I continued: "In the 40s and [-]s, Die Xian and Pen Xian were popular in old Shanghai, and they became more and more popular, and they tended to overwhelm the formal divination methods. But after all, it was only a flash in the pan, and in the end it was only popular among the people. I once knew a so-called Fengshui master in Beijing. From the outside advertisements and some word of mouth, he was advertised as a master in this area. In my opinion, he is just a two-handed sword. One year I went there to participate in a Zhouyi I met him during the seminar, and this person didn’t hide anything. He said that before he failed, he used Dixian to calculate whether he could become a generation of Fengshui masters in Beijing. Now that he is famous, he has been advocating this to others. But After I went to his house, I looked at the feng shui of his house and the photos from the past, and found that he had been injured by ghosts so badly that he was out of shape."

"Ah?" Everyone was taken aback. Gao Shengwen looked at me and said, "Huzi, this will still hurt people? Why? I just invited you to ask something. How could it hurt the essence of people?"

I looked at Gao Shengwen and said, "I've been talking all night, and these few words are still personal. Let me ask you, have you ever met someone who doesn't want any benefits? Ghosts are like this, they also want benefits." Yes. If you don’t believe me, ask this kid if he has bad luck after playing with the Pen Fairy?”

After Jing Lan finished listening, she looked at me and said, "Teacher is really like this. Every time I finish playing Bixian, it's either that my menstrual period is messed up, or I lose things for no reason. The last time I went to the bath with Zhou Na, my underwear It’s only a hundred dollars, and my underwear disappeared when I came out, Zhou Na’s is still in good condition, hers are more expensive than mine, and we put them together.” Hearing what Jing Lan said, we couldn’t bear it. stop laughing.

I smiled and said to her: "This is the case, including last night. You are nothing more than playing pen fairy, but in the end? You all stayed in the police station for a long time. What does this mean? It can only mean that you please When I was a pen fairy, I gave my good luck to the pen fairy. This is a kind of reward, a kind of reward that you can’t tell. Your so-called pen fairy can come, and at the same time he can take away the most precious thing from you , such as luck, and even your lives are possible. So I am here to solemnly warn you, don’t play with these things in the future. If there is really something that cannot be resolved, go to the temple to burn incense and ask for a lottery or something.”

Having said that, I paused for a while, looked at the time and said to Su Lei: "Su Lei, you can continue to tell us what happened last night now, it will be [-]:[-] noon soon, and you will be full of yang energy You just say it generously."

Su Lei was taken aback at first, and then said generously when I said it was three quarters in the afternoon.Cai continued to tell us about what happened last night. With Su Lei's story, I gradually understood what happened to several girls last night...