My years as a fortune teller

What surprised me the most tonight was the appearance of President Chen. Although it may be due to the seizure of the house, or the intrusion of evil spirits, but the fact that this incident happened to him shows that he is upright and has three points in his heart. Evil thoughts.

The two people talked and talked, came together and hugged and slowly began to tear their clothes.Seeing this, I completely understand that I want to practice a kind of Yin-Yang technique, what should I do now, should I leave or continue to watch free erotic dramas?

Uncle, you scolded me just now, would you want to do this kind of thing, really treat me as a dead person?That's okay, anyway, this will be their weakest time, it's better to eradicate them, so as not to hurt others again!

Thinking of this, I took out the silver slave, then painted my face black again, and shouted to the other side: "Oh! How dare you two shameless things stage a erotic drama here! You said it earlier, how much I am Call some people to watch, and prepare some melon seeds and tea by the way, otherwise it would be boring to watch the show."

While speaking, he walked around the boiler a few times and slowly walked out.In fact, when I spoke, I startled the two of them. While getting dressed, they looked around nervously.

When they saw me coming out, the two of them took a strange trick at the same time.I smiled, stared at them and said, "Look at the two of you too, at least let me know if you want to act in such an erotic scene!"

"Principal Chen" stared at me fiercely and said, "Who are you? Why are you hiding here? Did you hear what we just said? Didn't expect that there is a peerless expert hidden here. I didn't notice it To your breath!"

I blinked my eyes, stared at him and said, "I'm really sorry, I've been resting here for the past few days, my little one, and I accidentally saw this scene today. Hey, hey, I see you are as flirtatious as male and female dogs in heat , I’m blushing for you! I’m ashamed that you are still masters of the Shuangxiu sect, and you actually use the technique of stealing souls to occupy other people’s breasts.”

"What?" My words surprised both of them.At this time, I felt that I was surprised because the false identity of "Principal Chen" was exposed.But as things developed later, I realized that it was another reason.

"Principal Chen" looked at me and said slowly: "So it's you, I didn't realize that you have such a skill. You can hide your aura. I don't know who the master is?"

This sentence startled me, but I quickly calmed down and said with a smile: "Hehe, who do you think I am? When we first met, you seemed to know me. Young man, although your real age is over 50 years old , but in front of me, you should also call me an old senior!"

"You?" The fake "Principal Chen" stepped back a few steps and said to me after hearing my words: "Who are you? You know my real age. But I see your body shape, how do you look like me?" The fat guy I know."

"Huh!" I pretended to be angry and said, "It doesn't matter who I am, I want to see what this little girl's Five Thunder Art looks like. By the way, let's see how much truth you have, you shameless thing. Talent and practical learning."

As he said that, he pinched a Thunder Jue with his left hand, and quickly stepped out of the Tiangang step with both feet, and looked at them with the handle of the silver slave knife in his hand.This time it was the man in black who took a few steps back in surprise, looked at me and asked in surprise, "How do you know that I know the Five Thunder Art?"

"Do you really know it?" I looked at her contemptuously, and said, "If you really know it, use it to show the old man how successful you are. Don't think that talking big in the toilet and cheating the brat will be just for me. I'm afraid of you!"

Hearing this, the two were even more surprised.Because in their eyes, it might be normal for me to hide in the boiler room, but they didn't expect that I knew what happened in the toilet, let alone the conversation between her and the female ghost.She must have thought that if I hid in the toilet, I would be found if I followed this way, and even if I was not found, it would be impossible to find this place.

At the moment when the two of them were stunned, I quickly ran towards the man in black.Although I am fat, I admit this.But my speed is not slow, this is because of being beaten by the master.So when I was already a hand away from her, she found me and hurriedly hid to the side.

But this speed was still a bit slow, Yin Nu stroked from her waist to her buttocks.I have mentioned the sharpness of Yin Nu long ago, apart from the number one evil knife in the world, I am afraid there are not many that can compete with him.From the back of her waist to her buttocks, she immediately fell to the ground bleeding profusely.

I was about to step forward to finish her off with a knife, but I didn't expect "Principal Chen" to hit me with a strange object. Before the object touched me, a stench immediately hit my face.

I have seen this kind of scene a lot, and the best way is to roll like a lazy donkey. I have no way to hide. His weapon is aimed at the back of my head. If I turn around, I will be hit on the forehead immediately of.

So I dodged the fatal blow with a lazy donkey roll, then rolled aside, stood up and looked at him and said, "Hey, you bastard, you actually sneaked up on your Daoist from behind, come on, just in time for us Let's practice our hands."

As I said that, I was stepping on the sky, while silently reciting the Nine Heavens God Fire Mantra in my heart: "The chaos was first opened, the two qi coexisted, the god fire descended from the sky, and all living beings were born together. I, exorcising demons and destroying demons, I obey the decree of Yuanyuan Tianzun, writing"

This is what I used when I cleaned up the "corpse pigs" in the ancient tomb, and I don't know how to use it now. Before "Principal Chen" could react, he was knocked down by a beam of light.

Actually, to be honest, I don't want to use Taoism. After all, the opposite is President Chen's gun. If it breaks, old Comrade Chen will have to lie on the bed in the future.So my subordinates kept a little bit of sense and didn't use the Thunder Jue directly.

Unexpectedly, this beam of light hit him right on the back.He didn't even spit out the blood from his mouth, so he threw himself on the ground and remained motionless. Fortunately, the fire dragon behind this spell didn't appear, so it was considered lucky.

Looking at the two lying on the ground, I don't know whether I should go up or not.Seeing that they didn't move for a long time, I thought there should be no problem, so I moved forward a few steps gently, and continued to move forward boldly after seeing no reaction.

As soon as he was about to walk in front of him, "Principal Chen" who was lying on the ground suddenly raised his head and gave me a strange smile. He raised his weapon and stabbed at my heart. Seeing this situation, I hurriedly knelt down on my knees and body Lean back.

His stab flew past my nose, and as soon as his feet flew past my eyes, I jumped up and kicked him in the stomach.In fact, I have already forgotten who owns this **.

This kick went over and hit his chest and abdomen firmly, and there was only a "poof", as if a mouthful of blood was spurted out.I hurriedly let go, then hid aside and watched quietly.

He turned around, sat up from the ground, looked at me and said, "Hit as hard as you can. Anyway, this skin is not mine. If it is broken, the soul of the skin itself will not be able to enter. It depends on whether you will be punished by heaven or not. "

"Humph!" I snorted heavily and said, "My Lord, I will act for the heavens. I would rather kill someone by mistake than let one go. Besides, this skin is yours now, and I will not be punished by God, and you are in the skin." , I don't believe you are not injured."

"Since this is the case, I want you to see my methods." As he spoke, he pinched a hand formula and silently chanted a spell.Pointing at me with a strange weapon, a gust of fishy wind flew towards me.

As soon as I saw it, I made a tactic, drew a "fire" character in the air with a silver slave, and read: "The red flame descends from the sky, and it will benefit all things. The fire dragon is born, and burns the demons. As urgent as a law, burn" I just said "burning" when I saw nine red fire dragons flying out of the ground, flying towards the black lightning from different directions.This is the Red Fire Dragon Curse, although it is not powerful, it is enough to deal with him now.

Originally, his wind could blow out my fire, but the Red Flame Fire Dragon Curse consists of nine fire dragons, and these nine red dragons circle and wrap tightly around this pillar of wind. My Fire Dragon Curse cannot move forward, nor can his Wind Curse. go ahead.Just like the curse of the two of us, those who fight against each other can't move forward...