My years as a fortune teller

In fact, what I am most afraid of is that there will be an accident in the school. After the accident here, the students must be scattered.I remember that I made a bet with Yinxie, he was looking for nine meat buns, and now he has found three, and the remaining six are sitting in front of me.

After hurting him last time, Zheng Xiaolian committed suicide immediately.This time his injury was no worse than last time, if he went crazy again, he didn't know how many people would die.Where do I go to find these students if they leave campus?And Yinxie can find them according to various clues, then he will gather nine meat buns very quickly.

Principal Chen quietly came to my side, pulled my arm and said: "Thanks to you this time, Xiao Zhang, otherwise, it would definitely cause chaos. By then, it will not only be the Education Bureau who troubles me, so we Thank you very well."

I looked back at him, frowned and said to him, "Where is Luo Yina? Do you know? She was the one who sneaked up on me and Second Master Cui last night. If you don't believe me, ask Second Master Cui. But write down this account. By the way, you go to Gao Shengwen and ask him what your Luo Yina is." Principal Chen obviously didn't expect that I would say this to him, so he was surprised at first, Then he looked at me and Gao Shengwen walked over.

At this time, a girl stood up and said to me: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?" Before I said yes, she went on to say: "If we stay, you will protect us from being violated ?”

This is a very troublesome question, and I really don't have such a big grasp.After I closed my eyes and thought for a few minutes, I said to her, "I can only say that your hope of staying alive is greater than your hope of leaving the campus now. Because I can't guarantee that you will all do what I say."

As soon as I finished speaking, another girl stood up and said, "Teacher, you said that you should try your best, why don't you let us go back? Are we going to be the same as the two students who died?"

"It's three!" I corrected: "Maybe there is a higher chance of surviving if you don't go back, but this is only a possibility. Now we can say that as long as you can listen to me, it is the safest and safest place in the school, but the premise is that you must listen to me!"

"I'll stay!" A woman said and stood up, and I took a closer look to see that it was Su Lei.Then the girls Du Chunyan and Jing Lan stood up and said they would stay.They were willing to stay, and quickly led a large number of students to also be willing to stay, and the rest of the hesitant students gradually stood up.

I nodded and asked all the students to sit down.Then he said to the parents who came: "Parents, if you are worried, you can stay. I think there are still places to stay in the school. As long as we work together, I can give you a satisfactory answer in two days." Not many of them stayed, and I later learned that many were not far from the school.

After all the arrangements were made, I looked at all the students and said: "Now all the boys stand up and go outside to wait for me. I will teach the female students some ways to ward off evil spirits first, and then I will teach you how to do it. Yes Now, the same sentence, those who have been to that room, you understand, please register for me as soon as possible. Of course, if you don’t come here, write a note and put it in the suggestion box at the doorman’s place, or come to me directly It's okay, I won't go back tonight."

After the boys finished listening, they stood up and whispered while walking.After all the boys had gone out, I slowly stood up and said to the girls: "Why do the boys go out first? It's because we don't let them know some things. Let's say them secretly." The girls all laughed after finishing speaking.

I coughed and continued: "The so-called woman's magic weapon to ward off evil spirits, I think you all know what it is, yes, it is the sanitary napkin you used, this thing is not only dirty, but also can break extremely strong spells and evil spirits." strength."

When it came to this, many girls covered their faces and laughed.I also smiled, and said to them: "Taoism believes that women are based on blood. When the blood is prosperous, it will be full of essence, and when the heart is cold, it will produce blood. Once menstruation comes, the vitality is gradually broken, and the true blood is gradually leaked. So during your menstruation , contains the vitality of women, but it is polluted by blood again, so there is a certain righteousness in the dirty. After going back today, if the students who have recently had their period, you can take out the used ones and hang them on the back of the door and on the windows. Put them on the four corners of the wall. Secondly, I see that all of you are wearing jade Guanyin or golden Buddhas on your body. After you go back, wash your hands first, and then sincerely pray to Guanyin and Buddha. Finally, I went to Some cinnabar will be distributed to you some time, you send someone to collect it, put the cinnabar in a circle and put it in the center of the house, and then I will go to the dormitory to check, so that you can be safe."

All the girls were whispering, and when I saw this, I suddenly said: "By the way, students who are not on their period, you can take off the underwear you are wearing. Fold it into a square and put it at the end of the bed. This will ensure your temporary safety. Be safe. If you understand, go prepare!" Although the girls were a little puzzled, they quickly left the auditorium.From that day on, a new landscape appeared in this school. Almost all girls’ dormitory doors and windows were hung with underwear or sanitary napkins.

The girls left, and the boys came in.I looked at them and said: "One is more handsome than the other. You are boys, and you have a masculine energy in your body, so as long as you are upright, ghosts and evil spirits will not dare to invade; secondly, if some students are boys, You can prepare a little boy’s urine, this power is still great, enough to keep you safe. Of course, students who have amulets, go back and wash your hands and make a sincere wish. Finally, I will share some cinnabar later, and you can use cinnabar in the house Draw gossip on the doors and windows. These are enough to keep you safe, go prepare now!"

Seeing the boys leave, Principal Chen stopped me and said, "Huzi, why do you arrange boys and girls so differently? Can't they use sanitary napkins and boy's urine interchangeably?"

I reached out and touched President Chen's forehead and said, "You don't have hysteria, do you? It's not the beginning of the month or the end of the month. Where can we get so many sanitary napkins? How many boys are willing to take them? Besides, what do you think of your There are still a few boys in the school. Counting all the dogs running outside can be counted on one hand. With such a few people, do you think it’s just milking? I divide them by Yin and Yang according to their physique, which is the best. Method."

Cui Erye came over, looked at me and said, "Huzi, I think you use wild ways except for the method of cinnabar, so let everyone be at ease. I don't think those things are of any use to this evil. big."

"Nonsense!" I said to Cui Erye: "Don't I know? Besides, it's too late to set up the formation now, even if I use all the magic weapons I brought from Longhu Mountain, it's not enough to toss around here. So with these wild ways, it's better to block it." Cui Erye nodded with a smile.

I turned around and said to Gao Shengwen: "Take Cui Erye to my house. In addition to the money sword last night, you also find a suitable magic weapon. I remember there is also a thunderbolt peach wood sword. You take him Go. Remember to wash your hands before taking it, and burn incense to the ancestor after you are done. By the way, take the medicine I used for Cui Erye and me in the morning, which is placed on the desk. If there is not enough cinnabar, you can go again Buy some at the nearby pharmacy." Speaking of which, he stretched himself.

Principal Chen came over, looked at me and said, "Huzi, what should I do? What should I do, what magic weapon should I get?" Damn, this old cow who eats young grass still wants a magic weapon?It's fine if you don't give you both feet, but I'm ashamed to ask for a magic weapon.

I thought for a while and said to him: "You don't need to take anything, just follow me. It's better to have me around than any magic weapon. Let's go around together and see how many people have been to that room by the way." When they come back, let's go find your Comrade Xiao Luo!" Then he glanced at him, and walked out with a smile...