My years as a fortune teller

Cui Erye called for the door for a long time, only to see the door slowly open.But before Second Master Cui could react, a black dog suddenly jumped out from the yard.Second Master Cui hurriedly took a few steps back, but the black dog had already jumped on Second Master Cui.

The moment it opened its mouth to bite down, it suddenly heard a woman shout: "Come back with money!" Hearing this voice, the black dog ran into the yard with its tail between its legs and its head down.Then came a woman, a fat and vulgar woman.

If I am fat, this woman is absolutely bloated.Just look at her whole body, there is a pile of flesh on the left and a pile of flesh on the right.There is no woman's figure at all, but she is wearing a pair of translucent black leggings.The legs, like elephant legs, stretched the leggings tightly.It is estimated that if you want to sit or squat down, this pair of leggings will be split into several pieces.

The chestnut-colored hair is curled one after another, and I don't know how much gel water has been applied, and it condenses on everything like touching glue.The round, fleshy face is covered with cheap skin care products.From a distance, it looks like a wall that has just been painted with latex paint. A layer of white powder will fall off as long as you talk or laugh.On a thick lip, it was as blood-red as if it had just been injected with chicken blood.On the two ears, there are two shining gold earrings, and on the thick and short neck is a gold chain as thick as a smiling little finger.There is also a piece of Hetian jade that is a statue of Buddha of unknown origin.He was wearing a set of open-screen cheongsam tops with pink flowers on a white background, a black leather skirt and black leggings on his lower body.Wearing a pair of short boots that reach the calf!

When Gao Shengwen saw this dressed woman, he stretched his neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then turned to me and said, "Huzi, why is this woman dressed like this, she looks like an old goblin!" I pursed my lips and smiled and got out of the car .

The woman looked at the picture and Cui Erye shouted: "Oh, my cousin-in-law is here. Look at what it says, get up, get up!" Eyes of hands with golden rings.

Cui Erye didn't reach out, got up from the ground and said: "When did you raise such a vicious dog, it almost scared me to death. What about the rich people? Why don't you see him come out, is he avoiding me on purpose?"

The woman watched Cui Erye patting the soil, and said from a distance: "The rich people have gone to the village. Don't you know that it will be Chinese New Year soon. You should take care of the leaders in the village, or business will not be easy next year." .Brother-in-law, who are these two?" He looked at us as he spoke.

To be honest, I am used to dressing indiscriminately, so I seldom pay attention to appearance.Because Gao Shengwen wanted to come here, he didn't wear too high-end clothes.Even the car is a Nissan, not his big book.So in the woman's eyes, there was a look of looking at a bumpkin.

Cui Erye didn't pay attention, and frowned and said to her: "It's not that the rich man called my wife and said that the old lady is dying, and asked me to come over and show me a better land. I am an expert in this field, so I put the little girl on the phone. Master Zhang has been invited here. The one next to him is Mr. Gao of the real estate company. I heard that Xiao Zhang is going to come to see Feng Shui, so he is specially serving as the driver for the queen."

When the woman heard that Gao Shengwen was the boss of the real estate company, she immediately reached out and walked towards Gao Shengwen.He clicked his tongue and said, "I didn't see that the real person doesn't show his face. It turns out that he is a big real estate boss." Gao Shengwen couldn't hold back, and so did Second Master Cui.Because today I am the protagonist, but Gao Shengwen is the protagonist in the eyes of women.

I'm used to all of this. For such a person, I can't count with my fingers and toes.So I was very calm in my heart, and besides, I came here for the face of Cui Erye, and I would ignore it if someone else said it.

Gao Shengwen didn't reach out, and took a step back to hide behind me.This action makes the woman very embarrassed, and it is not true that the hand is retracted.I reached out and shook hands with her, and then said, "Lao Gao's arm was sprained just now, so it's inconvenient to shake hands."

When the woman heard this, she said with a smile on her face: "It's okay, it's okay, Master Xiao Zhang is in full bloom when he comes to my house! Please come in, I'll call Fu Min and tell him to come back quickly." She turned around and pulled the dog let's go in.To be honest, a woman can still look at it without smiling, and I got goosebumps all over my body when I smiled.

Cui Erye walked in front of me, I grabbed Gao Shengwen and said, "Even if you don't give face to this woman, you have to give Er Ye face! If you do that, how will Second Ye talk to you in the future?" Gao Shengwen clicked. He nodded and remained silent.

After entering the small courtyard, there are no houses built on both sides, only the three-story small western-style building facing the door.To be honest, I have also seen the layout of many houses, but I have never seen such an unconscious house.As soon as you enter the door, you can see the red carpet covering the whole room, and the walls are all pieced together with colorful bricks. In addition to the landscape, there are flowers, birds, fish and insects.On the left side of the door is a floor-standing fish tank, and there is nothing but two dead fish floating in it.There is a large Western-style crystal chandelier hanging in the living room. If you are a little taller, you can touch it.There is a circle of sofas on the left hand side, but there is a big tea sea around it.On the right is a piano with bonsai placed on it.Not far from the sofa, there is a steel and wood rectangular dining table surrounded by eight chairs.Corresponding to the dining table is a neat row of bookshelves.There are all kinds of books densely packed inside, and it seems that the owner is very educated.

The hostess asked us to sit on the sofa, and we didn't expect to sink into the sofa as soon as we got down.I am dizzy that this sofa is too soft, and I can sleep directly on it.I sat on the edge leaning on the armrest, and saw that Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye were the same as me.

The woman ran a pot of tea for us, and poured it into a small purple sand cup while talking about the appearance of southerners on TV.Then he said to us: "Try it, everyone, this is the Longjing tea brought by our rich people from the south."

I almost fainted, and insisted on calling it Longjing even though I was holding Tieguanyin.Forget it, what else can we say when we come here to meet all the wonderful things?People say it's Longjing, let's drink it as Longjing!

Cui Erye took a sip of tea and said to me: "Fumin said on the phone that the old lady is dying. What is the disease? Your sister-in-law said after she came back last time that the old lady is in good health!"

When the woman heard this, she immediately said with a crying face: "Last month, my mother kept saying that my stomach hurts, but we didn't take it seriously. I thought it was something unclean. Think about it, it's autumn and the food is bad." The stomach is also very normal. But I vomited after eating for a few days, and when I went to the hospital for an examination, it was advanced gastric cancer, and it was said that I would not survive this winter."

"Oh!" Second Master Cui said in surprise: "Then you didn't send it to the big hospital in Xi'an for a checkup, maybe it was a misdiagnosis? If you really can't, go to Beijing to see, the medical skills there are still high."

The woman wiped her eyes that were not shedding tears, and said to Cui Erye: "Brother-in-law, Fu Min and I also want to send her there, but the old lady is unwilling to die. She said that she would die at home instead of going to a place like a hospital. So Fumin and I had no choice but to let my mother rest at home first. Then Fumin said that my mother had worked hard all her life and must find a better land for my mother. Besides, I also wanted to move my father here so that the old man The two can still be together underground."

To be honest, this is a good thing to say, but I am a little puzzled.So far not a servant has been seen, nor a nurse.If you want to say that this woman takes care of patients, I don't think it looks like it.

Cui Erye pondered for a while after listening, and said to me: "Huzi, my sister-in-law has also made it clear, why don't you tell them the location of the land they are looking for. Let them choose, and we will take it when we are done." They are choosing carefully."

As soon as the woman heard that we had chosen a place, she leaned forward and said to me: "Master Xiao Zhang, you have already taken a good look at the place, so please tell me where it is. If Hui Fumin comes, let's drive to have a look .”

I thought about it, and said to her: "Don't worry about this, can you let me meet the old man? I'll see how the old man's luck is, so I have a good idea when choosing an auspicious point." I have nothing else Meaning, because this is the first step in choosing auspicious points