My years as a fortune teller

I can think of everything, but I didn't expect that my master and uncle would agree with my idea, and would send a master to accompany me down the mountain. This is the most happy thing for me.With the support of the masters, you can let go of everything you do. Anyway, the sky is falling, and there is a big man to support it!

So I happily walked in, and prayed secretly in my heart: "My ancestors, please don't send the teacher down the mountain with me this time. Otherwise, my ass will be unlucky again. It's best to let him retreat here. "

I walked up to my uncle and knelt down, and I heard my uncle say: "Just now you also said that this time you will appear as the doctor you introduced. If this is the case, your medical skills are not high, and the people who go must have some medical skills. And you Among the three masters, apart from your master, the other two are good at medicine, and their comprehension of Feng Shui formations is not comparable to that of ordinary people. If you want to go too far this time, you have to use formations to control .So after much deliberation, I decided to send your teacher down the mountain with you, what do you think?"

"What?" I thought my uncle would say it was Master Xuanhe, but I didn't expect it to be the teacher.I yelled in surprise, and at the same time felt that something was wrong. The teacher must know that I have a problem with him, and he might not know how to deal with me.

Sure enough, the teacher said in a nonchalant manner: "What's the matter, little fat man, do you have an opinion on this decision? Or do you have an opinion on me, the old Taoist, so why should you make such a fuss?" He squinted at me and smiled.

"This... this..." After thinking for a long time, I said to the teacher with a smile: "Hey! How dare I have an opinion on you, teacher, and even if I have an opinion, I dare not have an opinion on my uncle's proposal. I think that Tongchuan is the place where Master Sun Simiao practiced, even if Master Uncle didn’t send my Master there, he would choose Master Uncle Xuanhe.”

"Stinky boy!" Master Xuanhe said with a smile after cursing: "You are really all-round now, see what you can do! I still don't know what's wrong with you, isn't it because I'm afraid of going out with the old lunatic, Is my butt suffering again?" Upon hearing this, I scratched my head in embarrassment.

The masters all laughed, and the master uncle said with a smile: "Go ahead, among these people, your teacher has been personally taught by Ge Zhenren, and his medical skills are not a problem, so he is the only one who is the best candidate."

I sighed and said: "Hey, okay! But I have two conditions, please promise me, my uncle, or else I dare not go down the mountain, you can do it yourself!" Kneeling there a little rascally.

Master said to me: "How did you get here by being a rascal? You didn't say any conditions, how can you ask Master to agree? Tell me what kind of moth you are going to do, and you have learned to blackmail us after only a few days?"

Master Uncle smiled and said to me: "You tell me, as long as it is reasonable, I will agree to you." He looked at the teacher with his eyes.It's over, and I was seen through by my uncle again, which made me dare not open my mouth.

In the end, he was heartbroken and said to his uncle, "These two conditions are very simple. First, I hope that the teacher can change his clothes in a different way. This is to prevent unnecessary troubles from being discovered in the subsequent investigations. Second. Well, I just hope the teacher won’t kick my butt, my butt was still swollen for a week when I came back from Bird Mouse Mountain.”

"Haha!" As soon as my words fell to the ground, everyone immediately laughed.Then the master uncle said with a smile: "I support the first condition, and I will do as you say. As for the second condition, I can't promise you. If you do something wrong, he is your master. How can you punish you?" It makes sense."

"Hey, okay!" I said helplessly, "I knew you would never agree to the second one, and it's useless to say it. Let's do it this way, who wants my ass to be more fleshy!" Said Then there was another burst of laughter.

Master Uncle asked us all to go out, and Master and Teacher kept whispering as they walked.Uncle Xuanhe pulled me over and said to me: "Little Fatty, it's hard for you to still want me to pay homage to the Patriarch. I don't have anything to ask you to go this time, but remember one thing, if that While verifying that everything is true, you should clean up that kid for me, you better give me a few more kicks, do you hear me?" He said, tugging at my ears, and striding forward.

Looking at Master Xuanhe's figure, I was in a daze when I heard Master call me.I hurried forward, and the master said softly to me: "When you went out just now, the old master said that the world in the middle of the mountain has been in the world for thousands of years. I figured out what the old man meant. It might be that something happened there suddenly. There has been a change, so I chose the old madman to go down the mountain with you, so you have to listen to his instructions more. I told him to stop kicking your ass!"

When I heard it, I said excitedly: "The real master! Hey, the master is still facing me. You should have told him so a long time ago, and I, Niaoshushan, will not suffer such a big grievance." I leaned my head on the master's arm superior.

"Really?" Master asked back, and then said: "I told him not to kick your butt, or beat your hands directly, and punish you to practice brush calligraphy when you come back. Or pull your ears, anyway, you are not obedient if you have ears!"

"Ah!" I looked at Master in shock and said, "You are too ruthless! Besides, I have never heard of your words, and I have to practice calligraphy with my hands swollen? I am speechless, as expected of me. Master!"

Master looked at me and smiled, and said to me: "Okay, don't be talkative, go down the mountain quickly, remember to find your friend Cui Erye after you go back, and explain the matter clearly, I think this person understands righteousness , I shouldn’t be fooling around. I told the old lunatic just now, and I went to help you enlighten him!” I nodded.

In this way, my teacher and I went down the mountain. After returning home, I immediately bought a Tang suit for the teacher.Then he called Erye Cui and asked him to come here immediately to talk about things.There will be some things that should be revealed!

After Cui Erye arrived, he was taken aback when he saw the teacher in Tang suit, and immediately saluted with a smile.After the courtesies were over, I pressed Second Master Cui on the sofa, and then told Second Master Cui what happened there.

But Cui Erye didn't believe anything, I smiled and said to him: "You are right if you don't believe it, even I don't believe it too much, so I invite the teacher down from the mountain, and the three of us will go to Tongchuan again to clarify this matter." After careful investigation, can you see it, old man?"

But the teacher interrupted and said: "Little fat man, it's best to call your friend who is driving, so that there are two witnesses, no matter who it is, don't try to play tricks. Cui Lay, what do you think?"

I smiled and said to the teacher: "Teacher, the second master is not a fool, at least a little bit better than me. Besides, Lao Gao has a bit of a temper. I think it might not be good to call him."

The teacher shook his head and insisted that I call Gao Shengwen.So when Cui Erye was in a daze, I called Gao Shengwen. He was also surprised when he saw the teacher in Tang suit at first, and he smiled and saluted after recognizing him.

I recounted the incident in Tongchuan again, and expressed all my thoughts this time.Without further ado, Gao Shengwen asked to go with us. I winked at him and looked at Erye Cui who was still hesitant.

I patted Second Master Cui on the shoulder and said, "We have known each other for so long, and I know what kind of person you are, so I didn't act rashly. I want to investigate as much as possible before I speak. If you have any questions, just say , and don’t take it to heart, it’s not good for your health at such an old age.”

Second Master Cui smiled wryly, and said to me: You can decide when the time comes, I won't say more, I just hope that when you start, think about his parents and children! "

I nodded and said to Cui Erye: "That's why I want you to go this time, just to clarify the matter face to face. Just give him a small punishment, why don't you see why I invited a teacher? Afraid that I have done it, and it is not good to anyone, do you agree?" Cui Erye nodded his head in agreement.

So I started to arrange tomorrow's itinerary, but beyond my expectation, things have changed over there, and we have to change a lot of things for this reason.In short, intentionally or unintentionally this time, it made me understand more the truth that God's will cannot be violated...