My years as a fortune teller

Looking at a pair of fake mother and daughter, and Guo Fumin who is not a human inside and out, I laughed in my heart.In fact, we can all see the money-greedy nature of this family.If it weren't for the instigation of the mother and daughter, Guo Fumin would not have gone home to organize the funeral.The fortune-teller surnamed Cui made this very clear, and taught him all about funerals.Even if Second Master Cui called again, he wouldn't be able to come back if he didn't think about the last thing clearly.

Besides, what happened last night was originally directed by me.It's impossible for me to say this, but now that's the case.No matter what, I have to give others some explanation, otherwise I will not be able to pass this test.

Thinking of this, I said to Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen: "You guys sit here for a while, and my aunt and I will go to another room to chat." Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen immediately understood what I meant.But Guo Fumin didn't understand and wanted to ask me why?

I didn't answer him, just helped his mother-in-law to the next kitchen.In the kitchen, I gently asked: "Auntie, can you tell me the truth, if you treat me as a friend, just say it. This matter is also very important, otherwise I have no way to solve your matter."

The old lady was shocked when she heard what I said.Immediately nodded nervously, and said to me: "Master, if you have anything to say, just ask, I have always regarded you as a friend. Besides you, I will not trust anyone easily."

I smiled, and immediately said seriously: "Auntie, can you tell me about getting the gift money back. Is it what you and your daughter mean? I just want to know this, and please don't hide it from me!"

The old lady was stunned for a moment, looked at me after a long thought and said: "This is really not my intention. You see, master, I have two coal mines and a building materials factory in my house. I really don't lack money. Then A little money is nothing to me. But Huahua told me that it was all given by friends of Fumin. If you don’t care about Fumin’s face, it’s impossible for so many prestigious people to give the money. So Huahua The meaning is that the rich people worked there for a few days, and the money was given out for the sake of the rich people. So I wanted to get the money back, and I agreed when I thought it was right."

"Thank you, Auntie!" I said to her, "I don't understand everything you said. Now I finally know how to deal with this matter. Let's go back, but you still have to help me deal with your daughter. Thought work." The old man nodded.

I helped her back to the living room, sat down and said to them: "I have already understood the cause of this incident, and I don't want to say who is right and who is wrong. I will now have a good chat with you about the gift money."

Except for me and the old lady, no one else understood what was wrong with me.I ignored it, and said directly: "Our country has been a state of etiquette since ancient times. Gift money is given for marriage, gift money is also given for children to go to school, and gift money is also given for family funerals. What are these gift money for? Everyone knows. But I still want to focus on the matter of funeral gift money."

I took a breath and said to them: "Because my family was not well-off in the past, so I have a mentality of support from all sides. Everyone joins together to help bury the dead. In fact, this is also a kind of sinful virtue, because there are people in the family. After the death, it costs a lot from the funeral to the burial of the dead. So over time, such a system has been formed. As time goes by, the dead should spend the first seven or one hundred days of these important sacrifice days. So the family will Using these gift money to give back to the people who helped at the beginning, and at the same time helping the dead to get rid of some things in their hearts, so that the dead can feel more at ease on the road to the underworld."

Having said that, I took out a cigarette and lit it, and continued: "But you see, many people have broken up with their families because of the gift money for funerals. All of this shows a problem. What you have done is detrimental. The dead will not be happy, and will naturally use various methods to punish you. So you ask those who have no conscience and take the gift money to have a good life? Similar to the rich people who took the gift money but don’t remember to leave it to their own mothers , Do you think his dead father can be happy? So his father will definitely think that this was instigated by your mother and daughter. That's why what happened last night is no one's fault. "

I feel that my words have been put in place, and I have ordered everything that should be ordered.Who knew that Guo Fumin's wife said, "Master, can't you think of a way to kill this ghost?"

I almost vomited blood when I vented my anger at this sentence, but I still said calmly: "You have to look at this matter in this way. The first is that what you did was wrong first. I can’t kill ghosts. Third, of course I can drive away ghosts or trapped ghosts, but first of all, the rich people must agree that this is his father after all. Secondly, you should think about it. If I do this, I will damage my virtue and shorten my life. Even the three of you may not be able to hide!"

Upon hearing this, the old lady said nervously: "Master, if we return the money, he won't come to harass us. We don't want to compromise your morality, but we don't want to compromise our own morality either. I Let’s just return the money and forget about it, we don’t lack that little money, so let’s just buy something safe!”

As soon as I heard it, I immediately burst into laughter in my heart, and finally fell into my trap.How can there be such a cheap thing, why don't you and I treat the dead old man well?Besides, there are old beggars who need me to avenge their grievances!

Thinking of this, I shook my head lightly, and said to them: "It's too late to think about it now, you have missed the best time to accumulate Yin virtue. Unless you can sincerely repent, even changing Feng Shui master will not help."

As soon as the old man heard this, he immediately took my hand and said, "I will believe you. Master, you have to do what you say. Hey! These two ignorant little villains can produce these things as soon as they slap their heads. Master, tell me , what should we do!"

I nodded, smiled secretly and said, "No matter what kind of relationship Fumin's father had with you, please remember that the dead are the greatest. Look at other people who have passed away, except Fumin, you and your aunt My daughter didn't say anything. If it were anyone here, wouldn't there be any resentment in my heart? So I hope that the Fumin couple will go home tomorrow and take good care of the old man over there. The deceased sees that you can take care of him alive. Wife, I must be very happy that I will not come to trouble you again. Secondly, you should also go out and give alms to those who are begging. You should give a little to those begging. Doing a good deed every day must accumulate yin virtues. If there are more yin virtues, blessings will naturally come. Let alone ghosts, even evil spirits would not dare to find fault with you."

After I finished speaking, Guo Fumin looked at his wife.His wife was reluctant, but the old lady said: "Master, if you do this, he will definitely not come at night. Besides, we have to wait until dawn to do this, so what shall we do tonight?"

I pretended to think about it, and said to them: "Actually, if you do this sincerely, you have already made a good wish in your heart. I am sure that no ghost will come to you tonight. If you make a good wish, there will be ghosts tonight." Come to you, tomorrow I will set up formations for you personally."

The old man pondered for a while, and immediately said: "That's it. Fumin and Huahua will go back tomorrow. I will stay for a few more days, and Huahua will take good care of her mother-in-law. After I rest for a few days and make arrangements, I will also go to stay for two days." sky."

I was secretly happy when I heard this, and then said: "Remember, you must be willing, otherwise it won't work. I will come to see you tomorrow morning, what do you think?" The three of them nodded, and I and Cui Erye Gao Shengwen stood up and said goodbye.The old lady forced me a red envelope, but I pretended to shirk it and put it on my body.After all, the few times Gao Shengwen came here, he spent his own money.I have to compensate him no matter what, this is the compensation fee...