My years as a fortune teller

I had just made tea and was about to pour it when I suddenly felt the table shaking and looked up to see the small chandelier on the roof swinging.Cui Erye turned around and looked out the window, and shouted back: "It's not an earthquake!"

Fatty Liu also yelled that there was an earthquake, jumped over my lap, and ran outside with a bang.Then Erye Cui and Gao Shengwen also ran out, Gao Shengwen even grabbed me before leaving.

I checked the time and it was only past 2:10 noon. I don't know where the earthquake happened.Thinking of this, I took the purple sand pot, poured myself a cup of tea, put it on my nose and sniffed it, and then drank it into my stomach in one gulp.I closed my eyes very much, leaned on the sofa and savored the fragrance of tea.After almost [-] minutes, I walked downstairs slowly.

I saw that the downstairs was crowded with people, and everyone's face was full of fear.Everyone held their mobile phones at the same time to report the safety of their relatives far away, but only blind voices came from the phone...

Fatty Liu saw that I was going downstairs, grabbed me and shouted, "Big Fatty, you are really not afraid of death. You can't get down even if the earthquake hits you. If the house collapses, you will be killed." Stuck downstairs?"

I glared at Fatty Liu, then looked at Erye Cui and Gao Shengwen and said, "I see that you have lived such an old age for nothing, don't you have any common sense? When a big earthquake comes, you can't run even if you want to; little When an earthquake hits, you don’t need to run at all. Think about it, it only takes a few seconds for an earthquake to strike. How many floors can you run in such a short time as we live on the [-]th floor? Besides, when the earthquake strikes, people will Everyone is in a panic, and the elevators are generally useless, and even if they are used, they are dangerous. Everyone runs the stairs, and if it is a little crowded, there will be stampedes immediately. So when the earthquake comes, we should calm down first."

Fatty Liu gave me a blank look, and said to me: "Big Fatty, you think everyone is as calm as you. This is also a normal reaction for us, besides, don't you think we are all fine?" He said a little smugly.

Cui Erye kicked Fatty Liu, and said: "Huzi is right, it was fine just now, if something really happened, who would you tell this to? Hey, in fact, the disaster is not terrible, it is terrible It's disturbing."

I nodded, and Gao Shengwen shouted: "Look at the cracks on the opposite floor!" His voice was a little high, not only we followed his voice, but also the people around.

This is a time when people's hearts are floating, and if they cause panic again, it will lead to suicide.Thinking of this, I said to Gao Shengwen: "Mr. Gao, do you have some common sense in construction? The current developers are a little unscrupulous when developing real estate. The foundation is dug shallow, and the material allocation is not standard when making the foundation. Let alone an earthquake." Even if it is hit by a car at high speed, cracks will appear."

Then he pulled them and said: "Go up and drink tea, the tea here is the strongest. You may not know that, generally, the tea will be the sweetest after brewing for 3 minutes. It's a pity that you missed the best time, now It's not bad to go up and drink." He said and took the lead upstairs.But my heart is tightly pinched together.

Cui Erye and others sat on the sofa, but it was obvious that they were a little flustered.I patted Cui Erye's leg and said with a smile: "Okay, don't be like a bird of fright. You have lived in Shaanxi for a long time, and you should understand that Xi'an belongs to the Guanzhong Plain, not to mention the mountains on all sides, and the soil is relatively poor Thick. In such a terrain, major natural disasters rarely occur. Of course, specific factors and some human factors cannot be ruled out."

Second Master Cui nodded and said to me: "I know a little about this, but in my memory, I heard from the old people that there seemed to be a huge earthquake in Guanzhong one year, and many people died, and there were dead bodies everywhere."

After I took a sip of water, I said to Cui Erye: "Your old man said that the Guanzhong earthquake occurred in the 34th year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty! If I am not wrong, the epicenter of the earthquake was in Hua County, and it almost wiped out some of the nearby areas. The area was shaken into ruins. Hehe, if this is the case, there will be more happenings in Gansu."

Fatty Liu took my hand and said, "Big fat, you seem to know everything. Even remembering this kind of thing is from the Ming Dynasty. I, a native of Xi'an, can't compare to you."

After I shook Fatty Liu's hand away, I said to him, "You think I'm a god, and I know everything. It's just that when I'm free, I like to read history books. Occasionally, I also read these geological books. , so what I can say is introduced in these books.”

Having said that, I paused for a moment, looked at them and said, "However, from the situation just now, we can see that the place where the earthquake occurred was not very far from Shaanxi, and the magnitude of the earthquake was not small, so the casualties must have been heavy. Although the current government is We are very dedicated in disaster relief, but we can't hold back, after all, we are all descendants of the Yellow Emperor, and when one side is in trouble, all sides support. When we need to help, everyone has money and strength to contribute!" The three nodded together.

I can see that the time is about the same, more than half an hour has passed.He said to them: "It's been half an hour, you guys go back too! The earthquake just ended, I'm afraid there will be some chaos outside, if you go back, it won't be good if there is another accident. I guess everyone has calmed down now, you guys Go home and check to see if you are safe." Cui Erye and the others glanced at each other, and said goodbye to me together.

After they left, I came to the statue of the Patriarch.I naturally understood that this was the great tribulation Master had mentioned.Although so far, it is not known exactly where the disaster occurred, nor the number of casualties.But I know, this has to be the biggest thing I've ever experienced growing up.

After burning the incense, I immediately called home.After the phone rang for a long time, my mother answered the phone lazily.When I heard my mother's voice, I knew that the old man was taking a lunch break, so after saying a few words, I hung up the phone and continued to call Master.

But I seem to never be able to get through to Master's phone, only when he calls for me.I opened my laptop and kept searching for all the information about this earthquake.I refreshed the screen over and over until I saw the news about the Wenchuan and Guangyuan earthquakes in Sichuan Province.

Just like this, I read the news all afternoon, then I ate something and rested.Early the next morning, I had just finished offering incense to the patriarch when Gao Shengwen, Cui Erye, Liu Fatty and He's father and daughter came.

It's just that Professor He's arm has a plaster cast and is hung around his neck with a belt.I looked at Professor He and asked, "Professor, what's wrong with you? You were fine when you left yesterday. Why did you become like this overnight?"

He Simin smiled wryly, and said to me: "Brother Huhu, wasn't there an earthquake at noon yesterday? My dad dragged me and ran downstairs. Halfway through the run, I rolled down the stairs without stepping on my feet. I'm fine." , it was my dad’s arm that was stepped on.”

I looked at Fatty Liu and said, "See, I told you yesterday that I still didn't believe it. Fortunately, he only stepped on one foot. If he stepped on a few more feet, the professor would probably be lying in the hospital today." He Simin asked, "Are the professor's legs okay?" The father and daughter shook their heads together.

I let them into the study, and while I was making tea, I heard Professor He say: "Hey, the world's science is almost the same in predicting natural disasters such as earthquakes. If it can be predicted in advance, it may not be so. Big casualties."

I knew that they had just watched the news, so I heard Fatty Liu ask: "Big Fatty, can you predict this in advance of what you said about your divination. If you can predict it, you will benefit mankind."

I smiled, Fatty Liu just happened to ask my vital point.In fact, when I was watching the news yesterday afternoon, I was also looking for spells to predict natural disasters such as earthquakes.I don't have the ability to observe the sky as my uncle and master, but I can find out the method of prediction from the magic number.Although it cannot be said that it is for fame, at least it can reduce unnecessary casualties.But I failed...