My years as a fortune teller

Fatty Liu and Gao Shengwen also saw the girl's boyfriend. Fatty Liu shook his head and said, "How did this girl find such a boyfriend? She looks very handsome, but if she wears women's clothes, she must be more beautiful than this girl." .”

I glared at Fatty Liu, and said to him: "What are you talking nonsense about, uncle? You see people wearing women's clothes, so you just talk about them, and it has nothing to do with you if they are good or not. Talking about people behind their backs , watch out for hemorrhoids on your mouth."

Fatty Liu didn't understand it for a while, and he followed my words directly: "Hey, by the way, Fatty, you said that I didn't gossip about others a few days ago, why did I have a hemorrhoid on my mouth, it hurts me so much I can't even eat it."

Gao Shengwen looked back at us with strange eyes, and then said slowly: "I said, brothers, can this hemorrhoid grow on the mouth? How did I hear that other people's hemorrhoids grow on the butthole, but Xiao Liu's hemorrhoids grow on the mouth inside?"

Fatty Liu and I just stuffed a mouthful of rice into our mouths. When we heard Gao Shengwen's words, we looked at each other and spewed out the rice at the same time.Then I just covered my stomach, lay on the ground and laughed.

The girl didn't know what was wrong, but she saw us spit out the rice and hurried up and asked, "Brother, what's the matter with you, is there something in the rice? How about I change it for you, don't ruin your stomach. "

I sat up with a smile and shook my hand, and said to him: "Sister, it's okay. Just now you, a fat man, asked me why you only have a dimple on your face. I said it must be after your mother gave birth to you, seeing your pink face It was pink and tender, so I poked it on the face with the tip of a chopstick, and a dimple was poked out; if the other side was not willing to poke it, there would be no dimple. But your fat brother didn't believe it, and said that he would go home and try it on his daughter .So, this is just your fat brother teasing us, and accidentally sprayed the rice out of your mouth."

The girl touched her face with the back of her hand half-clasped, and said to us: "It turns out that they are some big brothers, it's okay to make fun of me!" She blushed, turned around and was about to go down.

Fatty Liu hurriedly shouted: "Sister, what's your name?" The girl looked back and said, "Song Juan, Song from the Song Dynasty, Juan from thousands of miles away." After speaking, she flew to her boyfriend.

I looked at Fatty Liu with ecstatic eyes and ignored him, and said to Gao Shengwen: "Brother Gao, eat quickly, and take a rest after eating. I guess I will be busy in the afternoon, and rest may become a legend again." Gao Shengwen ordered nod.

We haven't had much rest since coming here.Sometimes just after falling asleep, the aftershocks came, and we had to get up to check around; we finally fell asleep, either from mosquitoes or other things.So here, almost everyone who rescues is overworked.

The next day Gao Shengwen went to Chongqing, where he contacted Cui Erye to distribute another batch of drinking water and food.However, the rescue work here has come to an end, and some agencies have notified our rescue team to leave here.We all understand that the later stage is less tense and can be completely handed over to the government.

But in the last few days, we got to know Song Juan and her boyfriend quite well, and we all came from Shaanxi, so we left a phone call with each other.It can be regarded as we made a friend!

After returning to Xi'an, Cui Erye handed over the remaining money to me.I didn't see much of it at first glance. Although we only transported two trucks of water and food, the cost was really not a small figure.After resting at home for a day, I took a taxi to Qinling.

I gave the rest of the money to Master and told them everything I saw during this trip.My uncles and masters are quite satisfied with the results of my trip.But the master didn't take the money, and gave it to me, and asked me to prepare to go to the disaster area together in the hundred days, and do a ritual ceremony for the dead souls there.

I nodded and put the money away, then went down the mountain and returned home.This period of time is too tiring, so I basically thank guests behind closed doors.But I can't stop people like Cui Erye, they come to my house for tea every day.

On this day, I saw that the days in the almanac were good, so I thought of going to the Temple of the Eight Immortals to burn incense.I usually go to Baxian Temple at around 8 am, so I have already walked out of the door of Baxian Temple at nine o'clock.I am about to go to the antique market to see how many old friends I am familiar with.

Before he could take a few steps, someone patted his shoulder.When I looked back, it was a girl wearing a mask and a woman in her 50s.I was taken aback and thought who is this girl?

I heard the girl say to me: "Brother Zhang, I am Song Juan, why don't you remember me?" She stretched out her hand enthusiastically.I was still a little dazed, and for a moment I couldn't remember where I had seen this girl.

But I also stretched out my hand, held his hand and said: "Song Juan's name is so familiar, don't tell me, I really met you somewhere, why can't I remember it all at once, it seems that I am really old gone."

Song Juan pouted and said, "Brother Zhang is really a noble man who forgets things. He ate my boxed lunch in Sichuan a while ago. Why didn't he remember it so soon?" She said with a very unhappy look.

As soon as I patted myself on the head, I quickly said: "Sorry, sorry! I have a nervous breakdown recently, and I really didn't remember it for a while. Don't be surprised! By the way, why did you come here. Who is this old man?"

Song Juan smiled and said to me: "Okay, I will forgive you this time. In fact, I will be the same as you when I go back. This is my mother, who came to see me. I will bring her here to say goodbye. I heard that this place is very spiritual. How about you, Brother Zhang, did you come here to pay your respects too?"

I said to Song Juan's mother, "Hello, auntie, when did you come to Xi'an?" The old man just smiled and didn't answer my question.I had no choice but to say to Song Juan: "This place is very clever, especially the lottery inside is very accurate. To tell you the truth, I used to open a shop on the street over there to tell fortunes for people."

"Ah?" Song Juan said with a big mouth: "It turns out that Brother Zhang can tell people's fortunes, so I will call you Master Zhang from now on. Hehe! By the way, Master Zhang, I just asked for a lottery. The Taoist inside He said that the sign is very good, but some setbacks required me to ask for a talisman and to burn it in the incense burner. I thought he said little, so I asked for a talisman but did not burn the lotus. I happened to meet Master Zhang, Can you untie the sign for me!"

I smiled wryly, and said to her: "Sister, don't call me Master Zhang, you should call me Brother! If you want me to untie the sign for you, then go back with me, because the sign is not detailed, I Go back and find a book to read before I can explain it to you."

Song Juan nodded quickly when she heard that, and said with a smile: "Okay, I just know someone. If I have something to do in the future, I will come to ask for advice. Brother Zhang, don't think I'm troublesome!" I smiled and said nothing .

After arriving at my house by car, I let the mother and daughter into the study.After burning three pillars of incense in front of the statue of the patriarch, he took a book from the bed in the bedroom.Because I usually like to read before going to bed, there are some books on the bed.

After I got the book, I went to the study room and said to Song Juan: "Show me your signature first, and then I will give you a detailed answer." Song Juan hummed and took out a small yellow paper from her wallet On the piece, there is Lu Zu's divine lottery No. 30 written on it, followed by four sentences: When the water is smooth and the wind is urging, Gao Cai is proud of it.Learning to write and martial arts is easy to cultivate.

I took a look, found the sign on the book again, and said to Song Juan: "Look, there is still content behind this sign, but the piece of paper is too small to be printed in its entirety. It must be a good thing, but you can read the story in the back of the book that the Marquis of Wu handed over to Jiang Wei, and the general also loyally assisted him, so he made nine expeditions to the Central Plains. This is the story of Jiang Wei assisting Zhuge Liang, the story of the nine expeditions to the Central Plains. " You should have read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to know that Jiang Wei died tragically in the end. So this lottery is not a lottery, no matter what you look at, it is a good luck with a bad luck, and it is impossible to escape!" After finishing speaking, he looked at Song Juan...