My years as a fortune teller

There is such a record in "Historical Records? Qin Shihuang Benji": Liao said: "The king of Qin is a man, bee-reading, long-eyed, loyal bird chirping, jackals sounding, little kindness but a tiger-like heart, easy to make appointments with others, and easy to eat people when he is successful .I am a commoner, but I see that I always go down to myself. Sincerely, King Qin can achieve his ambitions in the world, and all the world will be captured. You can't play with Jiuyou."

The translation of this passage means that "the king of Qin has a high nose, big eyes, an eagle's chest, and a jackal's voice. He lacks benevolence and virtue, but has the heart of a tiger and wolf. Cannibalize people easily. I am a commoner, but he is always so humble when he sees me. If King Qin's wish to seize the world is realized, all people in the world will become slaves. I cannot associate with him for long.

Wei Liao, I don't know the last name.Because he was a national captain in Qin State, he was called Wei Liao.A famous military theorist, author of the military book "Wei Liaozi".He made great contributions to Qin Wang Yingzheng's unification of the six countries!This person has another ability that others don't know, that is, he knows how to divination by face.And his comments on Qin Shihuang have also been certified in later generations.Especially when Sima Qian wrote "Historical Records", he used his comments.

Therefore, judging a person's character based on his appearance and voice has been recorded since ancient times.However, in modern physiognomy, there are fewer and fewer discussions on the sound.The main reason is that the descriptions of the ancients were not very careful, and they were put forward through metaphors. For example, when Qin Shihuang spoke, he barked like a wealthy wolf.Therefore, later generations gradually abandoned these, and it is difficult for us to see them in some books.

But when I visited an old man in Huashan, I saw a part of the fragments of "Mai Shenxiang Comments" in his collection, which divided the voices of different people into 72 types, 36 types for men and women.But because it is a fragmented volume, there are many kinds, and I haven't read all of them.

But Zhang Yujun's voice today reminded me of the one explained in the book.His voice was very strange, and it was pronounced in three words. At first hearing, he sounded like an 80-year-old man, babbling somewhere, but it dropped suddenly in the middle, like a sick person.But when it came to the last word, the tone rose again, as if it was the voice of a woman screaming.

This kind of sound is recorded as the sound of embarrassment and harmony in "Mai Shenxiang Comments".That is to say, the sound is like when a wolf and a wolf scream together.Because I practiced in the mountains for a long time in the past, I was really fortunate to hear the sound of wolves screaming together.So when I heard his voice today, I immediately thought of what I heard in the mountains.

In fact, not only me, but Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye also heard it. Gao Shengwen frowned and said to him: "Does Xiao Zhang have a cold? Why is his voice so strange?"

Before Zhang Yujun answered, Song Juan explained: "He's not sick, it's been like this since he was a child. Last time I heard his mother tell me that when he was a child, his family was poor and there were wolves in the ravine that scared him to such an extent. like."

Zhang Yujun nodded immediately, and said to us: "When I was a child, I fell into a ravine once, and I woke up after being in a coma for a long time. It was dark at that time, and when I was crying, I saw two things flickering in the distance. Yes, it’s pretty, not to mention it’s shining. I wanted to go in and have a look, but I didn’t expect to be thrown down, and I saw clearly that it was a wolf. If I hadn’t arrived in a hurry, I had shot the wolf in the head. It is estimated that this time, there will be no me!"

As soon as I heard it, I quickly said: "This is the blessing that survives a catastrophe. It seems that your luck has not yet come to an end. Come, let's use drinks as wine, and congratulate Xiao Zhang. From now on, Song Juan will follow you, and you will have endless enjoyment." What a blessing." He said with a smile and raised his wine glass.

But I know very well that he told us a lie.It's okay to lie to Song Juan, but it's a bit difficult to lie to the three of us.Everyone knows that when a wolf pounces, it will growl, and when it pounces, it will bite off the neck of its prey.If it is a large animal like a cow or a horse, the wolf will take out the animal's intestines through the anus.And the most important thing is that people with some common sense know that a wolf's copper head and iron tail are tofu waists, which means that the wolf's weakness lies in the waist. .In addition to the introduction of this knowledge in the book "Wolf Totem", there is also the fact that I have seen real wolves.

Cui Erye also heard the problem in the words and kicked me under the table.I know it very well in my heart, but there will be a lot of things that are inconvenient to say.So I will continue to eat and drink, continue to chat, just keep talking about this topic.

The meal was almost finished, and Song Juan suddenly said, "Brother Zhang, I have a small request, I wonder if I can say it?" She stood up and poured me a drink, while secretly looking at Zhang Yujun.

I definitely knew what she was going to say, and I also knew that she didn't tell Zhang Yujun, but wanted to say it out of the blue, so that Zhang Yujun could accept it without any other choice.This girl used to know how to play tricks, but she was far behind Zhang Yujun.

Thinking of this, I smiled and nodded, and Song Juan immediately said to me: "I want to ask Brother Zhang to go over and help me see the feng shui of the wedding room. Although my mother-in-law has also asked someone to look at it, I still want to hear about Zhang brother's opinion."

As soon as Zhang Yujun heard it, he immediately asked: "Mr. Zhang also reads Fengshui? But our family's Fengshui has always been read by an old man here. Our parents especially trust him, and we have relied on him for the past few years." Thanks to his guidance, we have achieved today’s results.”

Look, I knew that girl Song Juan couldn't play Zhang Yujun well, so what she said was so decent, not only told me the Feng Shui of their family in a reasonable way, there is no need to go to see it, but also told me that their family knew a very tall senior Man, you better get out of trouble.

If I usually don’t say anything, but I don’t know why today, I just want to take a gamble, and immediately said: “I have traveled all over the world and visited many places. There are really few Feng Shui masters that I can admire. .If the senior you mentioned is so powerful, then I have to go and learn more."

When Gao Shengwen heard it, he immediately answered, "Isn't that right, Huzi can be controlled in Hong Kong, let alone here, if there is really a Feng Shui master who is taller than Huzi, it would be great It’s good to see that I have learned two tricks from others.”

In fact, what Gao Shengwen and I said were all angry words, but to Zhang Yujun, they were a bit harsh.He seemed to have noticed something, and immediately said to me: "Mr. Zhang, I have no other intentions. I just think that you must have more important things to do when you come to Yulin. There is no need to bother you with such a trivial matter."

Just as I was about to say it, Erye Cui said, "What are you talking about? Originally, you met in the disaster area. This is a kind of heaven-sent fate. Besides, Ms. Song specially invited Huzi to the wedding. This little thing is also a big deal for Huzi. It’s so easy, why bother! If it’s for Feng Shui’s money, I don’t think Hu Zi would want it at all, so it’s just a wedding gift for you, don’t you think it’s right, Hu Zi?”

I nodded, what Cui Erye said was really tight.I see no matter how this kid Zhang Yujun talks, to put it bluntly today, I have to read this Feng Shui no matter what.Sure enough, what Cui Erye said worked, Zhang Yujun didn't say a word for a long time, his face was as red as a monkey's butt.

Song Juan immediately smoothed things over and said, "Why do we not let Brother Zhang watch Fengshui because of some money? It's just that Xiaojun is afraid that if the Fengshui that has been set up is changed, it will affect the wedding date." I showed Feng Shui, but I didn't want to hurt Zhang Yujun's face.

Zhang Yujun also followed Song Juan's words and said, "That's what I meant. Hey, besides, this was all arranged by my old man. I'm afraid that if it really changes, both sides will be unhappy."

Sure enough, he is a smooth donkey, but don't you see what we are all doing?Let me save face for you now, and then educate this kid slowly after it's over.But from the actions just now, I am more and more convinced that the description in the ancient book should be correct, he is such a person...