My years as a fortune teller

I asked the master's date of birth, and took out the compass to look at it.Sitting on the sofa in the living room, he looked at the tall man and said, "I don't know what your name is? I've been looking at Feng Shui since I came here."

The tall man was obviously a little dissatisfied with what I said to the old man just now, and now he forced a smile on his face and said, "My name is Zhang Ping'an, and I am Zhang Yujun's father. Master is fine, just watch your own."

I smiled, looked at the old man and said: "This master must be the Fengshui master you invited. I heard from your family Zhang Yujun that this master is very powerful. Unfortunately, I took a look and it was just a name. .”

"You..." The old man immediately lowered his face, and was about to say something when Zhang Ping pressed his hand and said, "Xiao Zhang! Although Master Gao is a little old, he is the most famous in our area, and I have It was only after listening to his words that the business went smoothly."

Oops, the address has changed, and you actually call me Xiao Zhang directly!It seems that he has become superstitious about this old man surnamed Gao.But it doesn't matter, let's see how I expose his disguise.

Thinking of this, I stood up and said: "Your business is going smoothly, but why don't you think about it? Energy has been relatively tight in the past two years. Can you make a fortune in coal business? But getting rich is a good thing, and you can earn a lot every year. Few survived. Am I right!"

Zhang Ping'an was taken aback by what I said, looked at me and asked, "What do you mean by that? I don't understand it very well. What do you mean I earn more every year and save less?" I read it. Looking at Gao Shengwen, he grinned.

I smiled helplessly and said: "What I mean is, you earned 100 million this year, which could have been put in the bank or in your treasury. It's a pity that the money is just invested, and it's a meat bun. There is no going back!"

"This..." Zhang Ping'an stuttered, and I ignored it and continued: "If I'm not mistaken, you should have an older son, but it's a pity that once you live in this house, you will lose him, right?"

"This..." Zhang Ping'an was taken aback again. At this time, a woman ran out quickly, grabbed my hand and said, "Master Zhang, what you said is right. How did you know that?" , is there a way to crack it?"

She came out too fast, and then took my hand quickly again.This really surprised me. Fortunately, my psychological quality is relatively good, otherwise I would have been scared and jumped on the table.I took a long breath and looked at this woman.

A head of curly hair, still chestnut-colored; the wrinkles on the face are like Goubuli's buns, with eighteen folds; Lu Lai fell straight down with a splash; on his thick and short neck, he wore a golden necklace; on his hands, he also wore three gold rings inlaid with precious stones.Wearing corset underwear at an old age, I insisted on squeezing two pieces of meat out of the low-necked jacket; the most terrible thing is that I don’t know how much perfume I have sprayed on my body, which made me almost pass out.

I stood up and shook my head, frowning at Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye.They looked at me, covered their mouths and kept laughing.I calmed down and asked Zhang Ping'an with a smile, "Uncle Zhang, who is this?"

Zhang Pingan was thinking about something, when I asked him to look up at the woman, then at me and said, "This is my wife, Xiaojun's mother. I have been offering incense to Guanyin Bodhisattva just now." , don’t be surprised when it comes out now.”

I nodded, looked at the woman and said, "Auntie, did you ask me how I know? It's actually very simple. Your family's Feng Shui told me so, but I don't know if Master Gao told you?"

The old man surnamed Gao can sit or stand, he is at a loss what to do, and when I say that to him, he doesn't know how to answer.I smiled and said to the woman: "Look, you have opened up the entire first floor, which completely meets the Feng Shui standard of Chinese mansions. What was required in ancient China was a square house. But you see The east side is missing a corner, and you still have a door open, which is facing the stairs, right! Zhengdong represents the eldest son of the family, this place lacks a corner, and is directly washed by the stairs. Your Zhang Yujun is alive and kicking now, Uncle Zhang is fine and healthy, so it can only be blamed on your other son."

When the woman heard this, she immediately shed tears and said to me: "You are a real master! Few people in our family know about this matter. Even Xiaojuan, I have never mentioned it. I didn't expect you to see it today. "As he spoke, he wiped his tears with his hand.

To be honest, it's better if she doesn't cry or wipe her tears.After crying like this, and then wiping the tears with his hands, immediately there is a black line on the face, a white line, and a flesh-colored line; the black line is eye shadow and the like, the white line is powder rubbed into a ball, and the flesh-colored line is wiped off. place.This look, this look, reminds me of the wild ghosts I met outside.

After I coughed twice, I looked at Master Gao and said, "Master, didn't you see these things? You still saw it, and you deliberately didn't tell others? You have to be conscientious, and you have to be a Feng Shui master." Speaking of conscience."

The old man surnamed Gao was completely speechless this time, staring at me with eyes like copper bells.Humph, Xiao Mian, if you have the ability, continue to give me cows!I don't believe it, how capable a person who looks up to the sky can be.

I stood up and walked to the balcony, looked at the scenery below with my back to everyone, and said: "The good Fengshui with jade belts around the waist has turned into anti-bow water. It's no wonder that the family's money can be kept; there is no reason for the back mountain. It's half short, so it's no wonder that the descendants of the people in the whole building have good luck; and there are several holes in the backing facing the direction of the ninth floor. Your family has no future heirs. It's been a long time. Uncle Zhang and Auntie probably think I have been thinking about holding a grandson for too long, but there is no way to realize it, am I right?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a bang sound from behind me. I looked back and saw that it was the old man surnamed Gao who fell headlong under the sofa.Before I could speak, the woman kicked her and shouted, "Hey, get up! Don't pretend to be dead in our house."

When I saw it, I hurried over and grabbed her, and said, "Don't be like this, it should be a rush." ​​After saying that, he and Cui Erye squatted on the ground, pinching the person, and at the same time stroking their heart.After a long time, he let out a long breath and opened his eyes.

I helped him to sit on the sofa, smiled and said to him: "Master Gao, I was reckless just now. Don't be offended if you are old, just take a rest first. I actually read this Feng Shui, it is according to folk traditions It is arranged according to the eight house method. If we don’t look at the shape and say it without reason, this Fengshui arrangement can be regarded as a habitable person.”

Zhang Pingan grabbed me and said to me: "Master Zhang, what do you mean by being able to live in people? Isn't this the best according to Master Gao's method? Then what you say is the best way." OK?"

I turned around and said to him with a smile: "The Bazhai school is among the people, and it is only based on its shape. It means that after seeing this house, find a reasonable and unreasonable method based on the shape of this house; this is just to surround the house. As I said, I didn’t completely open my mind; orthodox speaking, I also need to take into account the Feng Shui outside. Just like our cooking, not only must the inside be cooked, but also the outside should look good. , you said I was right?"

Zhang Pingan nodded, and said to me: "This is the first time I've heard someone explain Feng Shui to me in such a systematic way. And you were right when you said that my eldest son is gone, and we want to hug our grandson in a hurry. Almost no one outside knows these two things, so I believe that you must have figured them out. Here I beg Master Zhang to change my Feng Shui. As for how much money you want, I will give you whatever you ask .”

My lord, the nature of the local rich man has been revealed again!Am I for the money?Forget it, first look at Feng Shui, and then slowly educate this local rich man...