My years as a fortune teller

I persuaded the old man for a long time, and he gradually calmed down.I took the old man out for a midnight snack, and then returned to the residence with the old man.The old man has no energy at all, as if he has lost his soul.

I know the feeling of losing a loved one, but this is the first time I have seen an old man like this.To put it bluntly, Song Juan is just his niece, she shouldn't be like this, even though he and Song Juan's mother are very close, but Song Juan is not his immediate family after all!

Because there is no place to live at night, I arranged for the old man to live in my room first.If the old man doesn't leave tomorrow, I'll go and book a hotel for you.But there is only one bed in my house, so I have to squeeze with the old man.

But as soon as the old man took off his shoes, I couldn't take it anymore and jumped out.If Fatty Liu's feet could stink to death in a village, the old man's feet could stink to death in a city.These feet are two typical stink bombs. If there is not a window leading to the outside in the bedroom, it is estimated that I will not be able to enter this house for ten days and a half months.

I had to go to the sofa in the study to deal with it all night, but I really didn't sleep well that night.I just fell asleep in a daze, when I heard the old man shout: "Xiaojuan, run slowly, be careful of falling!" Or "Xiaojuan, where are you, Xiaojuan? Woohoo!" The door is still closed Well, I really heard it.

It was easy to fall asleep in a daze, but it didn't seem to fall asleep again.I clearly saw the old man come out of the bedroom and went to the bathroom to go to the toilet, and I could also hear clearly the sound of the toilet flushing in the toilet and the sound of the old man talking in his sleep.

But I just have no strength all over my body, and I can't sit up even if I want to sit up.It's strange, did I have a nightmare, or was I crushed by a ghost?Forget it, I turned over and said, I didn't expect that I could turn over easily.

It seems that I really didn't fall asleep. Thinking of this, I pulled the towel off my body and continued to sleep.Suddenly a ray of light shone over, my eyes were filled with whiteness, I blocked it with my hand, and slowly opened my eyes.

I rely on!This is where?How come the house in front of me and the small bridge on the waterside pavilion are so familiar.Hey, I was wrong, there is an incense burner here!Is this a temple or a Taoist temple?I was thinking about it when I saw someone walking across the bridge talking and laughing.

I walked into the stone arch bridge and saw a sign in front of it that said Yuxian Bridge. Then I looked at the bridge, how did it look like the Eight Immortals Temple?Just as I was thinking about it, I saw a few people holding something and beating something under the bridge. I looked down and saw that they were beating the bell in the middle of a huge copper coin under the small bridge.This is exactly the same as the Eight Immortals' Temple. Did I come to the Eight Immortals Temple?

Oh, why did I forget to buy incense when I came in?Thinking of this, I turned around and prepared to go to the door to buy some incense.But at this moment, a hand patted my shoulder lightly, and I turned around to see a pretty girl.

She looked at me with a sweet smile, and said to me: "Brother Zhang, do you want to buy incense? You see, I have bought it for you. Here it is for you. This is yours and this is mine. Come on, take me to worship God!" He said and gave me some incense sticks.

I looked at the incense in my hand, and hurriedly pulled her back and said, "Girl, if you worship God, it's better to buy the incense yourself. How much is this, I'll give you the money first." Then I took out 20 yuan from my pocket money.

The girl shrugged her shoulders and said to me: "As far as your rules are concerned, my mother and I don't have to pay attention when we go to worship Guanyin Bodhisattva." The girl pouted, took the money in my hand, and gave it to me again Two five yuan.

While stuffing money into my pocket, I said with a smile: "I buy incense to show my sincerity. I don't buy it myself. It's not good..." I just said this, and it suddenly occurred to me that I didn't know this girl.So I looked at her and said, "Girl, who are you? Why don't I know you?"

"Brother Zhang!" The girl said anxiously, "Why didn't you know me so soon? I'm Song Juan! Look how long we've been apart, and you don't know me anymore. I'm so sad, I ..." He squatted on the ground and was about to cry.

ah!It was Song Juan!I hurriedly squatted on the ground, and said to her: "Oh, no, isn't it because I'm out of spirits? Besides, it's been a long time since we saw each other. Look at you, I don't know you anymore!"

Song Juan stood up and pouted and said, "What you said is true? Well, I will forgive you this time, and there will be no next time!" Then she smiled at me and said, "Let's go then, Let's go worship God!" Then he turned around and was about to leave.

I suddenly remembered something, so I grabbed her and said, "Wait, are you really Song Juan? Why did I hear your uncle say that you are no longer alive? Who are you, and you haven't shown your original shape yet." !” As he spoke, he pointed his left sword at the back of her head.

"I'm dead? That's right, I'm dead!" She didn't look back, but said lightly, "I thought I wasn't dead, but I didn't expect that I was really dead!" As she spoke, I started to cry, and I was about to turn her around .Just a whoosh, she disappeared without a trace.

Strange things happen every year, except this year.It is unbelievable that a dead ghost actually came to the runway in broad daylight.Thinking of this, I turned around and was about to leave, but I didn't expect that there was a person standing behind me.

The man was tall and I only reached his chest.I took two steps back and looked up and down twice.This man was wearing a full suit of armor and was holding a steel whip in his hand, looking at me with wide eyes.What is this for?Set up a stage to sing!Thinking of this, I smiled and said, "Why, a ghost just left, and now there is another opera singer. Are you going to sing here today? Why haven't I heard that there is an opera in the temple fair of Baxian Temple? ?”

But I didn't expect that he suddenly stretched out his giant hand like a cattail leaf fan, and I hurriedly dodged back, but before I could dodge, he picked me up like a chick!I was so dizzy that I weighed more than 200 kilograms, and I was lifted up with such a light grab.How powerful this opera singer should be!

He took me two steps forward and threw me heavily to the ground.I knelt down on the slate floor, and both knees felt a sharp pain.I gritted my teeth, and without looking back, I scolded: "Master, you are sick! You can't speak well if you have something to say, why are you throwing me so hard?" I rubbed my knees and stood up slowly. .

Because the place where I fell was the door of the house I saw.When I stood up, I turned around and saw the statue of the majestic Wang Lingguan sitting inside, holding a steel whip in his hand, staring down at him with wide eyes.

I hurriedly saluted, when I was about to kowtow.It suddenly occurred to me that the person who threw me was somewhat similar to this statue?So I got up and looked back, oh my god!I didn't expect that the opera singer standing behind, oh, it wasn't an opera singer, it was Wang Lingguan who was exactly like the statue.

Seeing this, I hurriedly shivered, knelt down and said, "Your old man is Master Wang Lingguan! This disciple has eyes that don't know Taishan, offended you so much, please forgive me, Master Lingguan." Sweat dripped down involuntarily.

I looked up secretly, and saw another eye appeared between his brows. This eye emitted a golden light, looked me up and down and said: "You can really hear me, Song Juan, a believer, is dedicated to goodness. She was framed by the villain before the end of her lifespan, and she wants you to help her clear up her wrongdoing, can you hear me clearly?"

I frowned, and said to him, "If her life is not over, it would be good to send her back. There's no need to ask me to clear up her wrongdoing. Besides, I'm not a policeman, so how can I help her clear up her wrongdoing!"

Just as I finished speaking, something hit me on the head.Then I heard: "It's a pity that her penis has been damaged, and it is impossible to return her genitals. You will have the opportunity to go to her house in a few days. This is your best chance to clear her wrongs. Ru Ke Understood?"

I nodded, and felt a flash in front of my eyes. I looked up and saw that there was nothing.Wang Lingguan is gone, and Baxian Temple is gone, only a bare piece.But a white figure slowly walked over.When I saw that it was Song Juan, I saw her knelt in front of me and said, "Brother Zhang, please clear up my wrongdoing!" As she spoke, she knocked her head heavily to the ground.I said yes, and was about to go to help her up, when suddenly I felt my feet loosen, and I opened my eyes with a yell...