My years as a fortune teller

In fact, if he doesn't poke me with this thing, I'm really worried.When he poked me like this, I immediately felt that this guy was holding something like a branch.I really didn't expect to meet someone who robbed me with a tree branch here.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help touching the silver slave in my waist, he pushed the branch again and said: "Don't move, if you dare to move, be careful, I will cut off the meat from your butt with a knife and feed it to the wild cats in the mountains. "

I snickered and said, "I didn't intend to move around, I just have a photo in my pocket, which can prove that I know everyone over there, and I want to show it to you." twice.

"Photo?" He asked me back: "Where is the photo, I will get it for you. If you dare to play tricks, be careful I will cut off the meat on your buttocks and feed it to the night cats in the mountains." As he spoke, he came over and rummaged through my pockets .

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I grabbed his arm and twisted it outwards, turned around and swept over his calf, and with a bang, he fell down firmly, then I let go of his hand, and went over Ready to grab his hair.

Knowing that I was grabbing his hair, he shrank his head in fright, but I had already grabbed the hair on the top of his head, and he shrank his head, but he didn't expect that I even pulled out the scalp.I was still taken aback at first, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be wearing a hood.

I looked at him who was standing not far away, and said in a daze, "Hey, it's actually a bitch, why don't you take care of the children at home in broad daylight, and run out wearing a hood, pretending to be a robber and robbing the road?"

"Damn!" She spat at me and said, "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, Grandma Bendao is only 16 years old. Who is the wife of the family, and who has a child? You pig-headed San, how dare you deceive Grandma Bendao?" .”

To be honest, I saw just now that this is a little girl in her teens, about 1.6 meters tall, with delicate features and a red mole between her eyebrows; her hair is pulled up high, and then a Chopsticks pass through the middle; he is wearing a dark blue Taoist uniform, holding a mahogany sword in his hand, and wearing a pair of exercise shoes on his feet.The Taoist uniform is already very fat, and the one she is wearing should not be her own, so I really didn't see it from the reflection just now.Let's talk about this little girl, she imitates the way a man speaks.

In fact, judging by her attire, it is estimated that it was brought by the teacher or Master Xuanhe.So I don't want to make it difficult, I just want to ask her a few words, but who knows that this little girl threw the mahogany sword over while I was not paying attention.

I didn't pay attention, the mahogany sword just hit my head, and my anger suddenly flared up; but the little girl looked at me furiously and said: "You stupid pig, do you have the ability to catch your grandma? "After speaking, turn around and run away.

But he didn't take two steps, and fell a dog eating shit beside a tree.Just when she turned over and sat up, I walked over with a smile and said, "Little girl Pianzi, who are you going to be the grandma for? If you talk too much, you flash your tongue and eat shit, right?" she.

As soon as he took a step, he felt something caught his ankle.I immediately yelled that I was not good, but I found out too late, I felt my center of gravity was lost, and then there was something pulled up by my ankle and jumped up.

At this time, the little girl ran over, looked at me who was thrown up, clapped her hands and said, "Haha, look at me calling you a pig-headed Asan! You dare to come to me to show your prestige in front of me after just a few strokes." A small stone was thrown at me.

I knew it was impossible for her to put me down, so it was like a sit-up, I sat up and pulled the rope, took out the silver slave and cut the rope and jumped down.The little girl was still working hard, and she was startled when she saw me jumping down.Turning around to run, I grabbed her as soon as I reached out.

Then he raised his right foot and kicked her hard on the buttocks, and said to her: "Little girl, who brought you here? Is it Taoist Xuanhe, or that Taoist?" I don't think so Uncle Xuanhe is the teacher, and the master will definitely not bring such a little girl.

Who knew that she looked at me and snorted, tilted her head and said to me: "I don't know the person you are talking about, Grandma Bendao? Fatty told you, if you are sensible, you'd better let Grandma Bendao go. Otherwise..."

When I heard that I was holding the silver slave, I shook it in front of him a few times and said: "Otherwise, what can you do? If you dare to scold me, be careful that I will strip you naked. I will tie you up inside, For those savages in the mountains, the monkeys will appreciate it."

As soon as she heard this, she folded her hands in front of her chest, and said to me with tears in her eyes: "You are a pervert, a stinky pervert. Be careful, I will tell my grandpa, I peeled your skin and cramped your tendons." The girl's mouth is really tricky, and she scolded me with tears in her eyes.

So I made a hideous expression and said to her: "If you dare to scold me again, see if I dare to take off your clothes. Shut up for me!" While talking, I untied the half-pull rope around my ankle .

The little girl was completely terrified by my appearance, I twisted her hands and tied them behind.She shouted in horror: "What are you going to do? I...I tell you, don't mess around." I looked at her and laughed twice.

Then he went over to pick up the mahogany sword, slapped her hard on the buttocks and said: "Remember, I'm not interested in you, young master. It's because you pissed me off by treating you like this. Calling yourself Grandma Dao all over the mountains and plains, this Who taught you. Look at your madness just now, you don’t look like a girl at all. I’m educating you on behalf of your parents and master!" Then he hit her with a mahogany sword on the buttocks, making her She walks forward.

The little girl walked forward while crying.Every few steps, I hit her on the butt with a mahogany sword.When I arrived at Taniguchi, many mountain people who had been cursed greeted me from afar when they saw me.But when he got closer, he shrank back in fright.

Strange, what is this hiding?Isn't this little girl from here?If it wasn't for the people here, why set up an ambush at the intersection ahead to prevent others from advancing?I was a little confused when I thought of this, but I felt a little strange looking at the eyes of those people.

At this moment, the little girl suddenly struggled a few times, and ran forward crying with a cry.I was about to step forward and grab her when I saw a person standing by the ladder of the tree house in front of me.I froze for a moment, as if I had seen it somewhere?

At this moment, the crying of the little girl attracted everyone.Except for Master, Teacher and Uncle Xuanhe.There is also an old Taoist priest, he is looking at me and smiling.This priest seems to be...

Oops, I remembered, thinking of this, I hurried a few steps to the old Taoist priest and said, "Uncle Zhengqing, when did you come here?" The person who came was none other than the one who rescued me in the Shanghai hospital Daoist Zhengqing.

Before Daoist Zhengqing could speak, someone patted me on the neck and said, "You only have him in your eyes, don't you think I'm not there?" .

If it weren't for the words of Daoist Zhengqing, if it wasn't for what she said, I really couldn't remember who it was, but now I remembered, and immediately clasped my fists and said: "Heyi..." Just calling out the name, I Immediately froze there.

There is no mistake, the little girl jumped into Aunt He's arms. Could it be that she is Aunt He's apprentice?I don't see it!Could it be her granddaughter?It can't be such a coincidence!Thinking of this, I was completely stunned.

At this time, a hand was placed on my shoulder, and I turned around to see that it was the teacher.I just heard him say in a neutral tone: "Little fat man, you are doomed this time. We old guys can't save you, so please do it yourself!" After speaking, he patted me on the shoulder.

Aunt Heyi looked at me with a smile and said, "Little fat man, did you just tie my granddaughter's hands and spank her ass to come here? I'm such a baby bump, I can't bear to lift a finger. Have you eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard?" As he said that, he stretched out his hand and grabbed my shoulder... Oh my god!If caught by this old woman, I'll be blamed if I don't flatten...