My years as a fortune teller

I am not the head of the sect, yet I still have to entrust me with what the head of the house should do.No, no matter what you say, you have to bring at least one master, otherwise, the journey will be full of bad luck, and you will also need to take care of a pregnant woman "Little Mantou".

I scanned the people sitting around, and then looked at the teacher with a bad face and smiled.When he saw me smiling at him, he immediately understood what I was going to do.Quietly raised his right hand and made a slapping motion.

This is typically threatening me not to pull him in.I'm so dizzy, how can there be no teacher at this time?Thinking of this, I was about to tell my uncle that I hope he can send the teacher to go with me.

Who knew that a voice suddenly said: "Sounds so exciting! Grandma, I want to go too!" As soon as I heard this voice, my three souls and seven souls immediately ran out of two souls and three souls.Opening his mouth wide, he looked towards Aunt He.

As for whoever is sitting here, I agree with it with both hands. This will at least guarantee that I will come back alive, and maybe I can learn something.But Aunt He's granddaughter, a typical wild girl, if she really went, I don't know how she died, besides, the road is full of dangers, if something happens to her girl, how can I see Daoist Zhengqing What about couples?

Thinking of this, I swallowed my saliva, and when I was about to refuse, I heard the teacher say: "I think this is okay, this girl is too pampered to stay next to Zhengqing and his wife. It’s not a bad thing either.”

I'm so sick, this is naked insult to injury!If you don't go out with your feelings, your back won't hurt if you sit here and talk, right?This girl is as troublesome as she wants, and she has the typical temper of a young lady. If she really goes, should I save her or serve her!Besides, there is also a "little steamed bun" He Simin this time, if these two meet together, they will either fall out or fight each other.

Thinking of this, I looked back at Master Uncle and said, "Master Uncle, I am absolutely right. You can ask the teacher to accompany me, but you must not ask this little girl to go with me, even if it is Heyi and Zhengqing. , we can’t go together.”

Master Uncle looked at me and said: "I invited Zhengqing and Heyi to come here to refine the elixir. The two of them must not go with you, even your three-dimensional master can't go with you. So this time You have to go by yourself, and you can decide whether to take this child with you!" After speaking, he got up and left.

Looking at the departing master and uncle, I was completely dumbfounded.What am I here for, aren't I here to rescue soldiers?Now that it's over, none of the rescuers can go, but a little girl who can't go becomes the only one who can help me.

Aunt He and Daoist Zhengqing lowered their heads for a discussion, then raised their heads and said to me: "Little fat man, since my Huier wants to go with you, you can take her to play together, it's not bad to take this opportunity to practice. "

I jumped up when I heard it, and said to her: "Uncle, you see that I hit this little girl just now, and you want to find a chance to vent your anger, right? Or if you say how to vent it, it's up to you, just don't Let me take her out. It's not like you don't know, the danger of this trip is there. In case something happens, I can't afford this responsibility. Besides, there is a big belly woman inside, when you say How am I going to take care of them both?"

In a hurry, he slipped the tongue, and looked at the puzzled looks of the teachers.So I briefly talked about He Simin's matter, and then said to them: "Masters, think about it carefully, her father and husband are both in the archaeological team, and it is impossible for them to disappear collectively now. So I Now the head is already big, and I need to bring this little girl with me."

As soon as I finished my words, the little girl said: "Oh, I understand, the fat man has an affair with this big belly woman, and he just took advantage of this opportunity to go out to have an affair. So we are not allowed to go, so as not to ruin his plan." Good thing."

I was already anxious enough, but when I was pulled by this little girl, a burst of anger went straight to my forehead, and I was so angry that I couldn't speak, coughing and coughing violently.The teacher just took a sip of water and sprayed it on me with a puff.

When Daoist Zhengqing heard this, he immediately said sharply: "Fantasy Huier, he is your uncle. Why are you talking to him like this? You have no manners at all at such a young age. Hurry up and apologize to uncle."

Hearing this, the little girl snorted and came to me, tugged on my sleeve, seeing that I didn't pay attention to her, she directly took my hand and said, "Uncle Fat, my niece is still young, sometimes I talk Don't hold back your mouth, you old man has a lot, so don't be angry!" These few words were whispered, with the expression of an ignorant little girl.

I was about to teach her a few words, but she came over and said to me: "Fatty man, if you dare not take me there, I will make a short story about you having an affair with a pregnant woman Post it again on the website, the name is Hei Pang Daoist Abducting Pregnant Women, hehe, let's see how you mess up in the future!"

I am completely dumbfounded!Damn, I feel a little dizzy, and my eyes are full of gold stars flying around.No wonder the sage said: "Only women and villains are hard to raise!" I finally saw it today.This is typical, the most poisonous woman's heart!

I shook back and forth a few times involuntarily, and then felt exhausted and wanted to sit down.Suddenly a big hand supported me from behind, and then a gust of hot air came from the back of my heart. I looked back and saw that it was Master who injected Hunyuan Qi into my body.

The master looked at me and nodded, and then said: "Zhengqing, you hand over the child to my apprentice, which shows your approval of him. I am very happy, but before that, we have to make three chapters of the law. Otherwise, even if the patriarch comes, there is no need to follow him." go."

Aunt He and the little girl asked together: "What is it?" After asking, the grandparent and grandson looked at each other and laughed together.To be honest, the grandparents and grandsons have some similarities in their personalities.

I heard the master say to them: "First, you must completely obey my apprentice's arrangements when you go out; second, no matter what you do, you must accept punishment if you do something wrong; third, if any accident occurs, it has nothing to do with my apprentice. "Master looked at them and smiled after finishing speaking, and said: "There must be many difficulties along the way, this girl's character is just like Heyi's. If you can't accept these conditions, it's better not to go."

The little girl pondered for a while, and immediately said: "Okay, I promise you! Huh, isn't it just a small adventure? Can this stump me? Grandma, just promise, I will definitely give you a hard time."

After thinking about it for a long time, Aunt He said to us: "Kong Wu, I promise you, isn't it just these three conditions. Hmph, I promise you now. Let's go, Hui'er, let's pack our luggage, and we will meet you later." Uncle Fat is going down the mountain."

Looking at the figures of the grandparent and grandson, I was completely stunned, why did I agree?At this time, Daoist Zhengqing came over and said to me: "Nephew, please don't worry, I will trouble you this time. There is no way to do this!"

I was even more surprised when I heard it. I looked back at Master and heard his old man say: "This child has turned the place upside down recently, and we old guys can't control her. I should have started alchemy a long time ago, because of this child." It hasn't started yet. You just came, so I took her out for a while. Anyway, this time is mainly about saving people, and she also got the true biography of Zhengqing and his wife. Maybe when the time comes, I can help you too."

help me?Why!It would be nice if you don't add trouble to me!The teacher suddenly said: "Little fat man, take Jiang Xinjing with you this time. After you go there, look for the Fire-Eye Dragon King. It's close to the Yellow River. I think that skeleton just now is not a good thing. If you have him by your side, At the very least, I can remind you. If we can end here early, some of us will rush over. You have to remember that if there is danger over there, you should focus on saving people. Don’t go deep, wait for us Let’s talk about these old guys in the past.”

Oops, the teacher finally said something I wanted to hear.Yes, if there is danger, you must not go deep.But things are not as simple as we said, it is not a question of whether you want to go deeper, but when you take the first step, you have already fallen into the whirlpool...