My years as a fortune teller

Before dawn the next morning, we got into the commercial vehicle that Gao Shengwen had brought.Although there are only more than 500 kilometers away, I still ask Gao Shengwen to rest first.I will drive for a distance by myself, and then he will drive.

This road is high-speed, so it is relatively smooth to go.He Simin and Su Huier were still chatting at first, but then they both fell asleep.These two women finally calmed down my ears.

After entering Tianshui City, I parked the car on the side of the road, woke up the people in the car, and went to have some food.I took them to the door of a small shop selling buckwheat gua gua, and ordered two gua gua and one sweet fermented grains.

Su Hui'er is from the south, she doesn't know how to eat these northern snacks, and He Simin is no better, she just doesn't know how to eat when she looks at the food.Only me and Gao Shengwen, grab it and eat it.

Su Hui'er watched Gao Shengwen and I gorge on it, picked up a small piece of buckwheat, chewed it a few mouthfuls, then immediately opened his mouth and fanned the air with his hands.Because He Simin is pregnant, the hot and sour taste of croaking just suits her.

I looked at Su Huier and said, "Girl, don't be so particular about it when you come out. You eat lighter food in Shanghai, but here is the Northwest, mainly hot and sour, and the food is greasy. You have to get used to it slowly, otherwise you But you will be hungry. This quack is hot and sour, if you are not used to eating it, go for sweet fermented grains!"

Su Huier is also the kind of person with a very stubborn temper. The more kind you are to not let her eat, the more she will feel that you underestimate her.When I said that, I thought I was laughing at her, picked up the quack with chopsticks and put it in my mouth.

But soon there were thin beads of sweat on his forehead.I didn't try to persuade her anymore. You have to experience many things yourself to know what it's like. If she still can't accept it now, then the next journey will be even harder.

After eating, I drew a rough route, and said to Gao Shengwen: "You follow this route, and you will be able to reach Weihe County in a short time. Then you can take a rest, and I will go to the mountains to find the old man. "

Gao Shengwen nodded, and drove off according to the route I drew.Su Huier pulled me from behind and said to me: "There are so many restaurants here, why did you take us to eat those things just now? Did you mean it!" She said and looked at me with aggrieved face.

I smiled wryly, and said to her, "Ask the two of them. It wasn't as simple as eating when I came out that time. First, what we ate just now was local specialties. Don't underestimate the rice of Gua Gua. It is said that it was made in the Western Han Dynasty. Yes, this is an authentic history and culture; second, we saved people in the past, and before that, we still need to look for the old man. Think about the old man, would he stay at home and wait for you? So it counts as looking for the old man The time of seniors, plus the hours we drove, how much time do you think we wasted? The people over there are still waiting for us to save their lives!"

Su Hui'er snorted angrily when she heard this, and sat in the back without making a sound.Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly closed my eyes and rested for a while.I was sleeping soundly when I was shaken awake by someone. I saw it was Gao Shengwen, and he pointed to the hotel in front of me.

I stretched and said to him, "Why are you in Weihe County? What time is it?" I sat up and yawned, and checked the time on my phone.We set off at six o'clock in the morning, and it will be two o'clock at noon, minus the time for eating and resting, damn it!Walked for nearly seven hours or so.

I asked them to rest in the hotel room and wait for me. I went to the mountain to find the "Fire Eye Dragon King".But I didn't expect that the three of them were unwilling to take a break, and wanted to go with me to see what the old man I said looked like.

I have no choice, as long as I want to go, I will definitely take it with me, because I am afraid that these people will never be able to eat again after seeing the old man.Thinking of this, I took them up the mountain and told them about the style of Niaoshu Mountain along the way.

This time I knew the old man's house, so I didn't go to Yuwang Temple, but went directly to the old man's house.As soon as I walked to the gate of the fence, I saw something hitting me. I squatted down hurriedly, and the thing hit Su Huier on the shoulder.

The little girl immediately lost her temper, and began to curse at the top of her voice.I hurriedly covered her mouth, then looked around and shouted: "You little bastard, either come out obediently, or wait until I catch you and skin you."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw a movement on a tree behind the house, and then a "monkey" as big as a ten-year-old child jumped over.Su Huier saw it, and immediately shouted in surprise: "Big horse monkey!"

I gave her a contemptuous look and said, "Miss, this is a mandrill, the mandrill recorded in the "Shan Hai Jing"! Can people who are not educated not be full of culture?" After speaking, I walked over and patted the mandrill's head.

The guy remembered me and immediately did a backflip on the flat.I smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to grow taller. By the way, old man? Are you going to catch mice again?"

The mandrill didn't answer me, but quietly looked towards the lower right corner with its eyes. This place is a pool, and I even peed last time!It seems that the old man is inside, but why is it all mud?

Thinking of this, I said to Su Huier and He Simin: "This pit is the toilet. Brother Gao and I leave here first. If you two want to go to the toilet, be quick. We will go to the old Dragon King later." I winked at them both. .

Su Huier blushed, and was about to scold me, when the mud in the pool turned over, and a man covered in mud jumped out.Looking at me, he cursed: "Damn fat man, you sincerely don't want me to have a good rest, do you?" After speaking, he suddenly saw He Simin and Su Hui'er, and the old man ran towards the house with an ouch.

Because he was covered with a thick layer of mud, the other three people didn't know what happened.But I know very well that this old man must not be wearing clothes, because no outsiders will come here unless he is very familiar with him.

I pushed open the fence door and said as I walked, "Master Gou, I won't publicize this matter today, but you have to promise me one thing, otherwise I'm afraid I'll let it slip." I finished speaking for a long time After that, no one answered me.

The mandrill looked at me, jumped up and down and gestured for a bath.I signaled the mandrill to take care of the old man, and then asked everyone to wait in the yard.He Simin suddenly pointed to the place not far away and screamed. I looked along and it turned out to be a mouse in a cage.

I smiled and briefly told a few people about Master Gou, and the three of them were speechless.At this time, the old man came out from the back of the house and said to me: "Little fat man, why don't you see that old man in your house?"

Although I have roughly said it once, the strange appearance of the old man still startled everyone.Su Hui'er and He Simin held my hands tightly respectively, I hurriedly shook them off and said, "Master Gou is the old man I invited this time, you should respect the old man and say hello quickly."

As soon as the three of them heard my words, they hurriedly greeted the old man, but the old man ignored me and sat down.I found two photos of the skeletons and handed them to him: "Master Gou, please look at these two photos first!"

The old man took the photo with disdain, but after a glance, he was completely stunned.The mandrill also came to look at the photos, and it immediately ran and jumped to make gestures.After glancing back, the old man said to me: "Little fat man, where did you find this?"

Looking at the old man's expression, I knew he was tempted.So I said: "Master Gou, my teacher can't come. A group of friends are trapped here again, so I come here to ask your old man for advice. At the same time, I also want to ask your old man to help!"

The old man looked at him and shook his head, and said to me: "If you were a few dozen years younger, you would definitely be tempted to see the skeleton of this dragon. But you, Lord Gou, I am old, and now I have more energy than energy." I was deeply surprised by what the old man said.This skeleton is actually the legendary Jiao!No wonder even the mandrill was so surprised.God, what did Professor He discover this time?It seems that this old man must be invited to appear...