My years as a fortune teller

Mr. Niu, this old fellow, has avenged his kindness, and I helped him trap the villagers who turned into corpses after being bitten by zombies.Hey hey, this old thing turned around and tied us up.You don't even open your eyes to see what kind of person I am, my lord!You actually play this trick for me, and see how I will play you to death later!

Mr. Niu walked over with a sly smile on his face, and after looking me up and down.He said to me: "Old man, I have never misjudged anyone in my life, but why did I misjudge you? You are a Taoist, what is the purpose of coming here this time?"

I glanced at him and said with a smile: "I'm a student, and I came here this time to find someone. But I didn't expect that I saw a lot of people, and I didn't see you as an ungrateful person this time. people."

Grandpa Niu snorted, and said to Niu Bao and the others: "What are you guys still doing here? Go up and search and see what's on them." Niu Bao and the others were taken aback when they heard this. come over.

Absolutely don't let them search your body, I have silver slaves in my waist.Besides, Su Huier is a girl, so they must not be allowed to search randomly.Otherwise, if something goes wrong, how can I have the nerve to meet her grandpa and grandma in the future!

Thinking of this, I roared angrily: "If you don't want to live, come and search, don't be shameless. I tell you that if you don't let me go, you will be like those two people in less than two hours. At that time, the gods will descend to earth. , can’t save you either.”

Niu Bao and the others flinched when they heard this, and stood there looking at each other.When Mr. Niu heard this, he said sharply: "He is scaring you, hurry up and search for me." He said and kicked Niu Bao.

I smiled and said with a slanted mouth: "Master Niu, don't lie to these poor children, you know this better than anyone else. The reason why you tied me up is to use the array I set up to trap the villagers who turned into corpses. Hehe, I'm not wrong, Mr. Niu!"

"You...you..." Mr. Niu said two words about you, and then he was speechless.I smiled and continued: "Your wishful thinking is good, but unfortunately I'm not an idiot. Do you think there are no loopholes in the formation I set up? Haha, you underestimate Xiao Zhang too much."

When Mr. Niu heard this, he stepped back a few steps and sat down on the ground.I know that one sentence hit his mind, he guessed that I was the one who went to his house last night, but now there is no proof.They want to tie us up and slowly interrogate them.It's a pity that I just don't admit it, and only talk about his little tricks.

At this moment, only a scream was heard from the crowd, and then the crowd began to be confused.Many people run around like headless flies.But I seem to understand something, it seems that this will be a good show.

As soon as Su Huier heard the screams, she immediately jumped into my arms in fright.Fortunately, the back of this girl's hands is tied, otherwise she would have hugged me tightly.Gao Shengwen called me and was about to ask me what happened.Just look at a person's body, whoosh flew into the air.There is still a piece of something outside the body, which is dragging out for a long time.

Then I saw a black-haired thing with blood-red eyes and long fangs bouncing towards us.Gao Shengwen looked at it, and quickly shouted: "Hu... Huzi, is this a zombie?"

Before I could answer Gao Shengwen, a zombie had appeared before our eyes.But as if he didn't see us, he turned around and went after other villagers.Su Huier has been leaning in my arms, secretly looking out with her eyes.

When I saw the zombies coming, I was so scared that I put my head on my chest and tried to hide.As a result, there was no movement for a long time, so I slowly looked up.Seeing that the zombies ignored us, they went to chase others again.Immediately sat up straight and asked: "Fatty man, why don't these zombies come to bite us?"

I didn't even look at her, and said loudly: "Because our meat is stinky, Mr. Niu's meat is delicious. So other zombies look down on us, but go find fragrant meat to eat." Speaking here myself Couldn't help it, he laughed.

At this time, I heard a bang, and I followed the sound to look.It turned out that "Fire Eye Dragon King" Lord Gou broke the rope, and then helped Gao Shengwen to untie the rope.Su Huier said with some dissatisfaction: "Grandpa, you can break the rope, why didn't you do it sooner? You see, you have tied me up for a long time!"

The old man glanced at me, and said to Su Huier: "You have to ask the little fat man, I don't think he is in a hurry. So I said to wait, and do it when necessary. The result is that the zombies are coming. It doesn't matter, I was a little anxious to start."

Said that the rope on my body had been untied, and I moved my body.Su Huier kicked me, turned around and was about to run.I grabbed the little girl by the hair and said to her: "Your uncle, why did you kick me? You are not a donkey!"

Su Hui'er slapped my hand and said to me: "You old man is pulling my hair, you are too shameless." When I heard that I hurriedly let go of his hand, she pulled her hair and said to me : "Fatty, you are covered in meat. It doesn't matter if a zombie bites twice, but my grandma, who has delicate skin and tender flesh, doesn't want to be bitten!"

After speaking, I turned around and ran, this time I didn't pull her.Gao Shengwen came over to me and said, "Huzi, what is this grandma? Are we just going to stay here? Why don't we find a place to hide first!"

I looked at Gao Shengwen, then looked at Lord Gou and said, "Nowhere is it safe to go here. The talisman I gave you just now is an invisibility talisman. It can cover up the anger on us, and people can see us, but Yinxie can not see."

After speaking, he led them to a big rock, and we sat on the rock leaning against each other.I turned around and said to Lord Gou: "If there is something to eat now, we can eat here while watching wonderful people fight fiercely. Lord Gou, do you think this is also a kind of enjoyment?"

As she was talking, Su Huier ran over out of breath, and saw us sitting on a rock chatting.He ran over and got into Lord Gou's arms.I smiled and said to her: "Little girl, is it more lively over there?"

Su Hui'er raised her head and glared at me, then said, "Fatty man, you are a bad person. You know it's dangerous over there, but you still ask me to go and see. When I go back and tell grandpa and grandma, I'll take your skin off."

I'm dizzy, this little girl ran over by herself, and it will be on me when she comes back.Hey, it's hard to be such a good man!If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have given her the talisman, and let her suffer a bit too.This little brat actually said that to me.

Just as he was talking about Niu Bao carrying Mr. Niu on his back, a group of people ran over behind him.Seeing us sitting on the big rock chatting, he immediately came over and knelt down in front of us.It startled the other three people, especially Su Huier turned around and hid behind me.

I looked at Mr. Niu and said, "How is the old man? I didn't lie to you, old man! You see, you are not tired of being chased by zombies all over the village. Come here early, drink tea and chat with us!"

Mr. Niu wiped the sweat from his brow, and said to me: "Master, the little old man is blind. Please forgive me, Master! Look up and down the village, so many people have been bitten. I hope Master can save us. !"

"Hey!" I sighed and said to him: "We saved you first, and then tied us up with ropes, didn't we? I'm not that stupid, anyway, zombies don't eat us, I'm still in Sit here and watch the excitement."

Mr. Niu kowtowed quickly when he heard this, when a black-haired zombie appeared behind them.Anyway, these people have also learned their lesson, and there can be no more casualties.Thinking of this, I stood up, pulled out the silver slave from my waist, and went up to meet him.

I already have an invisibility charm on my body, so zombies can't feel me.I was in front of his eyes, but he didn't see me.I secretly smiled, and scratched the nose with the silver slave.The silver slave is very sharp, just lightly touch the zombie's nose and it immediately falls off.Greenish black liquid emerged from the wound.Sure enough, it's not an authentic zombie, otherwise it really wouldn't be so easy to deal with...