My years as a fortune teller

Su Huier took the talisman in the bag and said to me: "Fatty man, what are these talismans used for? I only know how to use one or two talismans, and I don't know how to use the rest. Can you explain it to me?" ?”

Why!I feel helpless for this little girl, she is like a person who guards a huge amount of wealth but treats her like trash.There are many such people in real life.I often encounter fortune tellers who say that they have no money or anything.In fact, fortune is good, but I just don’t know how to learn to master and use it.

So I took each talisman and told her how to use it.Then I said to her, "These spells are all your grandpa's brainchild. You little idiot, holding such a good thing, you're running around in fright."

As soon as Su Huier heard it, she came up and grabbed my ear and said, "Fatty man, tell me, you dare to teach me a lesson. Believe it or not, I'll cut off your ear and drink it with wine?" A smug look.

I blocked her hand with a backhand, and then carried her to the line where the zombies were trapped.Said to her: "Little girl, master, I hate people pulling my ears the most. How dare you break ground on Tai Sui's head, do you believe that I will throw you in right now to be with zombies?"

"Ah!" She hugged my neck tightly, and said with tears in her eyes: "My good uncle, I was wrong, just because I am young and ignorant, please forgive me, a little girl! I promise I will never dare again in the future, and I must listen to my uncle carefully."

Seeing her pitiful appearance, I put her on the ground.Who knew that the little girl jumped to the side as soon as she stood firm and said to me: "You fat man, you wait for me, and you dare to scare me. See how I can beat you to the bum when I become good at archery in the future." .”

Gao Shengwen came over, patted me on the shoulder and said: "Little Master Zhang, the hero of the first generation, was also beaten up by a girl today. This is the first time I have seen it. You will also fall in the hands of a woman in the future." People!"

"Go away!" I said to Gao Shengwen, "If it wasn't for the sake of her grandma and grandpa, do you think I would let her like this? Besides, this little girl is covered with spells, and without exception, he Painted by grandpa and grandma. These things are hard to come by, do you think I can treat them better?"

Gao Shengwen snorted twice, and Niu Bao came over and told me that everything was done.I covered my nose and looked over, and sure enough, there was a pot of black water in the pot.Although there is still a little meaty smell, there is still a stench in it.

I nodded and said to Niu Bao: "Two people go up and open the zombie's mouth, and then pour hot soup into it. It will probably change within an hour." Niu Bao showed a painful look on his face. expression.

I thought about it for a while and immediately understood that these people were afraid of being bitten when they pried open the zombie's mouth.Thinking of this, Gao Shengwen and I went over, and the two of us opened the mouth of a zombie.Niu Bao immediately took a bowl of soup, and carefully poured it in.

Then he saw this zombie, and his whole body trembled.It was like boiling water, rolling back and forth.Gao Shengwen saw this and said to me: "Huzi, how do I think zombies are easy to deal with?"

I looked back at Gao Shengwen, frowned and said, "Actually, this is not a zombie. To be precise, it should be called a human corpse. These are living people who have been bitten by a zombie, and their bodies have undergone obvious changes. Because zombies only drink Blood, so after biting a person, the toxins return to the human body with the blood, dormant like a virus. After a certain time, a collective outbreak forms the current human corpse. It’s just that in the broad sense of the people, they are collectively called zombies .So you can see that the villagers who were bitten or scratched just now have not changed. The earlier ones also had white hairs on their faces. The latter ones have black hairs, but if you look closely, they still have some white hairs. So , they are changing.",

Gao Shengwen nodded, and said to me: "So that's the case, no wonder I think it's easy to deal with. If it's a real zombie, isn't it particularly powerful?" I nodded and didn't speak.Because I thought of a question, if anyone here will be bitten by a zombie.So there must still be a zombie in this mountain.And judging from the situation of the villagers, it should be a more ferocious century-old zombie.

Just as I was thinking about this, Niu Bao came to tell me that the zombie that had been fed soup just now was bleeding.I went over to see if it was true, bright red blood flowed from the neck of the zombie.It seems that this method is correct. Thinking of this, I urged Niu Bao and the rest to speed up the soup.

Mr. Niu came over to me and said, "I'm convinced, I didn't think of such a complicated thing, and you got it all done with a few simple steps. You are the savior of our whole village, and you are a noble person sent to me by heaven!"

"Come on!" I interrupted directly: "Black-hearted old man, I don't want to hear these words now. If you really think of us as friends, tell me the whereabouts of my friends, and why this place is called Yinyang Village. Are the secrets you guard? Tell me about your relationship with Zhu Wenkui, Zhu Yunqi's son. These are very practical, and it is more practical than your red mouth and white teeth."

Mr. Niu was completely stunned when he heard that, stared at a pair of unbelievable eyes, and said to me: "Why do you know so much? You even know the biggest secret of our village. To put it bluntly, the villagers of the younger generation have A lot of people don't know about it."

I smiled and said nothing, "Fire Eye Dragon King" pulled me over, and said to me: "Little fat man, you are still here, don't you feel the danger? We must go well in the next step, otherwise we will One wrong step and there is no chance of survival.”

I understood what he meant, because the old man also felt the danger here.I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Master Gou, this is what I'm most worried about, and judging from the current situation, there must be one in the mountain, something similar to the Zombie King. If we are not careful after entering, we will definitely be killed fatal."

Lord Gou nodded, and said to me: "This is what I am worried about, and there is a dragon locked here. Who can guarantee that there will not be a water lizard in the mountain? In our team, you are the only one who can really fight People. If I encounter things like water gnats, I can still do something. But if I encounter other things, it is a blessing from God that I am not your burden."

Having said all this, what else can I say?So I said to the old man: "So I want to learn more about the situation here, and then make a new plan before setting off. I also know that as long as we leave this village, someone is likely to fall down every step we take." The old man took a picture He patted me on the shoulder and didn't speak again.

At this time, all the wounded drank the soup, so I told everyone to go to Qiancun, where the yang energy is stronger.In the end, we chose to come and go. We chose the parking lot, which is where the stage is located.This is the place where the yang energy of the village gathers. It is not only good for the injured, but also good for us.

After finishing all this, I pulled Mr. Niu over.He said to him: "Black-hearted old man, can you tell us about the origin of Yinyang Village now? Maybe tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, we will go into the mountains to find friends. You may be more aware of the dangers along the way than anyone else. So Please, old man, tell us more about the situation here, so that we won’t be able to get out if we poke our feet in!”

The old man looked at me, still worried and asked: "Are you really here to find someone, not a baby?" I smiled helplessly when I heard this.Then he told everything about his visit this time.He also said to him: "If you don't believe me, the daughter I took you out to teach is still waiting in the city with a big belly!"

When the old man heard this, he immediately took my hand and said, "Don't tell me, I believe you! I believe you! Hey, this period of history should also be uncovered. The people of our village live a human life for this secret. A life that is neither human nor ghost." As he spoke, the old man found a place to sit down and fell into the memory...