My years as a fortune teller

All the people were discussing quietly, and suddenly they were taken aback by my oops. "Fire-Eyed Dragon King" opened his eyes and looked at me and said, "Little fat man, what kind of wind are you having? It's been a busy morning, and you still have the energy to shout without eating?"

When Grandpa Niu heard this, he quickly smiled and said, "Hehe, I'm sorry everyone, I'm really tired today. The food should be ready soon, and we can have dinner later. Little master, I want to ask you when these children Can it be good?" He pointed to those who were bitten behind him.

I looked at it and said to Mr. Niu: "These people want them to be exposed to the sun for two hours every day. Remember to start drying at this time. Then I will leave you a prescription, and you can add or subtract the medicinal materials in it according to this prescription." That's good." Mr. Niu nodded.At this time, I suddenly asked: "Old man, what kind of fish is the most delicious here. Can you introduce it to me?"

Mr. Niu was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "In the river in the mountains over there, there is a kind of giant salamander. The meat is very delicious, especially if it is made into soup, it is very nourishing. It's just that it is generally difficult to catch, and they are very vigilant."

"Fire Eye Dragon King" sat up in a daze, wiped the corner of his mouth and said, "Where is it, tell me I'll catch it myself, you don't need to do it yourself. I haven't eaten fresh salamander for a long time!"

I grabbed him and said with a smile: "Master Gou, there is a saying that eats people's mouths and grabs people's hands. Can you lift the curse for him, or why don't you have the nerve to eat fish! "

"Damn!" The old man spat at me and said, "Why do you have so many eyes, kid? I'm not a fan of your family. As for being so distressed? Besides, lifting the curse is the job of you, a fat Taoist, and my old dragon. what is the relationship?"

"Master Gou!" I wiped my face with a smile and said, "How dare you say this is a curse? I guess you already knew it wasn't a curse when you went to the well that night. It's just that you don't want to say it, you have to wait for me to say it, right? "

The old man stared at me and said: "I see that your old fellow is also very simple. Why are you so thoughtful? Yes, I can see it. At worst, I won't eat salamander. When I have a chance in the future, I will find a way to satisfy my greed. What!"

"And!" I said disdainfully: "Okay, old man, continue to bear it, let's eat first. Some people can't eat it after listening to the deliciousness, and the five viscera temples don't know how to churn! Oh, sin, sin ah!"

The old man couldn't bear it anymore, turned over and walked towards me.When I stood up and ran quickly, the old man chased me and scolded: "Fatty, you wait for me. Don't let me catch you, now I am getting more and more courageous."

I smiled and said while circling: "Master Gou, you see that you are the same old man. Your stomach will growl with hunger. If you insist on running to catch me, you might as well sit down and think about my proposal. Maybe, you There will be unexpected gains!"

Hearing this, the old man suddenly stopped and said, "Stinky boy, come here and let's talk about this curse. I'm really afraid of your kid's mouth. Every sentence can speak to my heart."

I walked over with a smile, but the old man grabbed my ear and said, "If you dare to torment me like this in the future, be careful I'll pick your skin. You son of a bitch, always find trouble for me if you have nothing to do." Loosen my ears.

I rubbed my ears and said, "Master Gou is doing justice for the heavens and saving the suffering people. This is what my teacher's master told you. It's for your own good. You see, your old man still blames me, it's so embarrassing!"

Su Hui'er came over, scratched her face with her finger and said, "You have a thick skin, don't be ashamed!" She stuck out her tongue and made a grimace.It doesn't matter to me, as long as it helps people.

Grandpa Niu came over with a puzzled expression on his face, and said to me, "Little master, what did you mean just now? Could this old man be able to lift the curse on our village?"

I smiled and drew the picture on the ground again, and said to Mr. Niu: "Look, old man, this is probably the terrain of your village. If it is cursed, then it must be caused by a powerful spell. But we have so far , I didn’t see any spells. Secondly, if it was a curse, there would be no difference between Niu Bao and some people. So I concluded that this is not a curse, so I drew a picture of your village just now.”

After pausing for a while, he continued: "Look at the whole village, surrounded by mountains on three sides, and there is only one road leading to the entrance of the village. In this case, once the airflow enters the village, it cannot go out. Because here is surrounded by mountains on three sides, which seriously affects This is called Pixiu swallowing gold in Feng Shui geography! It is estimated that senior Liu Quanzhong also saw this terrain, so he chose this place to build your village. But these two days I found in the village that your drinking water is It flows down from the cliff over there. So I think it’s because the qi here can’t swirl, forming two yin and yang qi. The back village here is more yin than the front village. At the same time, the water source is polluted, which leads to the appearance of your body. The difference. So I asked Lord Gou for advice, hoping that the old man can solve this mystery and help you!"

"Ah?" Mr. Niu and everyone screamed, the old man pulled me and said, "Little master, is what you said true? If this is true, you will become a great benefactor in our village. Please accept me here." I will bow down to the old man." He said and led the crowd to kneel down.

I grabbed him and said to him: "Old man, I can't bear your prayers. Besides, this matter is calculated. If there is no mistake, the person you want to thank is Lord Gou, who has nothing to do with me." nor."

When Mr. Niu heard this, the old man burst into tears and said to me: "We treat you like this, you not only ignore the past, but also serve us wholeheartedly. This is worthy of the old man's worship." He knelt down again.I managed to help him up, and the old man walked up to Lord Gou and knelt down again.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" didn't reach out to help, but shouted to me: "Little fat man, get these people away, what are you going to do? If you have the skills, go and get me two salamanders. Kneel and kneel all day long." , I don’t think my legs hurt.”

I knew that the old man was not good at communicating, so I hurried over to pull Mr. Niu and others up.Unexpectedly, as soon as Mr. Niu stood up, he said to Niu Bao: "Hurry up and get two salamanders, and serve this old man as a drink and dish. By the way, tell your wife, it must be the most delicious."

When Lord Gou heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.Shouted to Niu Bao: "That old boy, remember not to put too much oil. It's best to leave half of it for me, this thing should be eaten fresh."

I smiled and said to Niu Bao: "How about this, you wash the doll and bring it to Lord Gou directly. By the way, give him some good wine, as for how to eat it is his business." Niu Bao I was taken aback for a moment, then nodded in agreement immediately, and then went to prepare.

After the old man came over, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are really a roundworm in my stomach, why do you know everything. Haha, just because you are so clever, I tell you that your analysis just now is correct. Although I don't know about the changes in Feng Shui and air flow you mentioned, the water source has indeed been polluted. This has a lot to do with the dragon in the well. If you want to change the water quality here, you must either release this loach or kill it. Eat meat and see for yourself."

Ok, returned the question to me again.I looked at Lord Gou helplessly and said: "You can do what you want, who told you that you and it are relatives. My job is to take Niu Bao and the others to change the feng shui pattern here. Otherwise, the water quality will be better, and the terrain It’s not enough to be perfect.”

The old man snorted and stopped talking, and I looked up at the sky for a while, feeling bored.I stretched out and looked at the mountains not far away.The feng shui here will be the biggest change I have made, and it has nothing to do with man-made feng shui.It's about fighting against the sky and fighting against the earth.Thinking of this, I became very trendy. This is the first time I have made such a big change in Feng Shui.Whether successful or not, it is something I will never forget...