My years as a fortune teller

Just as Pei Hong and I walked to the side of the flower pond, we heard a flapping sound, and then a bird flew up. Pei Hong was so scared that he hugged my arm and hid behind.Women are like this, they are often scared and hide behind men.

I smiled and said to her: "Aren't you very courageous? You still want to accompany me to Mr. An's house. How can a bird scare you like this?" Pei Hong gave me a blank look and said nothing Go inside angrily.

I smiled and followed her, only to see that the altar table inside was empty.Fortunately, the altar was empty, but the altar did not move.This is the traditional Chinese culture. Even if you know that some things are taken out, there is no way to use them at home.Because from ancient times to the present, Chinese people have many taboos.

There was a thick layer of dust on the table, and it seemed that no one had been here for a long time.But there is not much ash on the ground. As the name of the village told us at the beginning, there are indeed a few condoms thrown here.

Although I didn't count them, I could see that there were almost ten of them.And these condoms are indeed used.I looked at these things and said to Pei Hong: "Hey, we can go back. It seems that the situation here is the same as what the villagers said. I just can't figure it out. How did Gao Shengwen find this place?"

As soon as Pei Hong and I walked to the entrance of the ancestral hall, we heard singing and dancing outside.I hastily opened the door and saw a middle-aged woman wearing strange clothes, holding a small drum in her hand, dancing and singing.

Fortunately, the villager who showed us the way just now hadn't left yet, so I grabbed him and asked, "Is this your witch here? She's dancing and making noise, what is she trying to do?" I was just asking, so I looked at the witch Sprinkled something on me and Pei Hong.

It was small particles, so some got on clothes.I took one off and smelled it, and said to Pei Hong: "This is cinnabar, but I don't know what is wrapped in it? I don't know what I want to do, so that every one looks like mouse droppings."

The villager who led us just now said a few words to Pei Hong.I heard Pei Hong say to me: "This is what the sorceress is doing. Because your friends are here, they have done things that are ashamed of their ancestors, and they have offended Huang Daxian, so they will do rituals for three days here."

I curled my lips in disdain, then pulled Pei Hong to leave here.But I didn’t expect the sorceress to jump over suddenly, sprinkle water on me for a while, then sing and dance around us, making us feel like there are dirty things on us, and an assistant took advantage of our carelessness and pasted a talisman on us .

I just tore it off, looked at the messy and unfamiliar content painted on it, rubbed it into a ball in my hands and threw it on the ground, pulled Pei Hong up and prepared to leave here.But I didn't expect that my behavior just now angered the villagers, and we were surrounded by people before we even moved.

Then they chattered words that I couldn't understand, as if we had committed some taboo.Pei Hong knew that I didn't understand, and immediately explained to me: "These people said that our friends don't respect the customs here, mess around in the ancestral hall, and angered Huang Daxian. They are kind enough to drive away evil spirits for us. We don't He also threw Huang Daxian's talisman in gratitude. These will be added to their crimes, so they don't let us go, they want us to stay and accept Huang Daxian's punishment."

This is an old man who can speak some Mandarin, but with a Cantonese tone, he said to me: "Young man, you are so reckless! These talismans are all drawn by Huang Daxian. You will know how to do this." You angered Huang Daxian. If you leave now, Huang Daxian will bring disaster to us."

This is superstition, although I also understand Feng Shui and some things between ghosts and monsters.But I know that all things have a law of development, and I can't just believe in these things without knowing some inside information.This is the basis of superstition, which deeply harmed the ancients for thousands of years.We can only truly understand what our ancestors left behind if we believe in it but not be fascinated.If others say that you have something, you have it, that is superstition.

I walked over and looked at the old man and said, "I understand. Aren't you just worried that what I did was not good and would cause disasters? Then after we left, the disaster was passed on to you. Good old man, I help you solve this problem."

As I said that, I cleared my throat and shouted into the air: "Seniors, you guys are being polite! My friend broke into here by mistake and committed adultery, and now he is too weak to apologize in person. I apologize to you guys! Promise, when he recovers, he will definitely come here to make amends." As he spoke, he turned around and bowed three times towards the door, then knelt down and kowtowed three times.

Then he stood up, picked up the talisman on the ground and said to the sorceress just now: "The so-called Huang Daxian, you old man, please listen to me, you have succeeded in cultivation here, which is something worth celebrating, but you pretended to be a god. Tempting the local people, this crime is not light, be careful and the punishment will be aggravated. If you really want to take revenge, I will stand here and give you a chance. If I count to ten, if you don’t come to take revenge, I will leave.”

As he spoke, he stood there and closed his eyes slightly, and began to count slowly.Although I closed my eyes, my nose and ears didn't stop, and I watched everything here all the time, although our eyes couldn't see some things.But the ear, or the nose, can perceive much more.It's just that we haven't used these organs well for a long time, and they have begun to degenerate seriously.

When I counted to eight, suddenly a gust of wind blew over.Hehe, the little thing has been cultivating for so long, but he still can't get rid of the foul smell on his body.Thinking of this, I opened my eyes, and everyone was staring at me.

Pei Hong pulled me and asked in a low voice, "Why don't you count?" I didn't speak, but glanced around all the villagers.This thing will come out, and there is a smell on it.Therefore, it cannot be transformed into a human form, but can only be attached to the human body.

But after looking around, no one seemed to be possessed.Hey, wait a minute, where is the sorceress?Where has this old hag gone?Yes, she has been acting as the messenger of "Huang Daxian", so it must be her who is possessed.

Thinking of this, I was going to look for her again, but suddenly I saw that the shadow behind me was wrong.It seemed that there was someone behind me, slowly sticking out its head.I quietly pinched the middle finger with the thumb of my right hand, the index finger pressed the thumb, the ring finger lightly pressed the nail cover of the thumb, and the little finger tightly clasped the joint of the ring finger.The sword finger of her left hand was also ready, just waiting for her to poke her head over.

Sure enough, this lifeless thing slowly poked its head over my left shoulder.At this moment, all the villagers saw it, even Pei Hong saw it.But they were all so surprised that they couldn't open their mouths. They didn't expect that an old woman in her 50s could stretch her neck so long. ,

I saw that the time was almost up, so I stretched out my right hand towards my left shoulder suddenly, and said in my mouth: "The spirit of Yangming, the power of the gods hides people, absorbs the evil spirits, and hides the human form. Go back, if you resist stubbornly, the heavenly soldiers will come. I obey the order of the Supreme Lord, take it!"

As soon as the word "received" came out, there was a bang, and then a bang, as if something heavy fell to the ground.I looked back and saw that the sorceress flew backwards into the yard, and then fell heavily beside the flower pond.

When I saw it, I jumped over with a stride, stepped on her chest where she was about to sit up, pointed at her with a sword and said: "I don't know how to live or die. Seeing that you have practiced for many years, it is not easy. I don't know if you can continue to live in silence here." Penance, but instead tempted the villagers to worship themselves. Believe it or not, I will abolish you now."

She opened her mouth, but no words came out.I removed my feet from her body and said, "Get out of this woman's body quickly, and go back to the mountains and forests to practice hard! If you want to charm the world again, even if I can let you go, the heavens will destroy you too." .”

She nodded, and a wind with a foul smell drifted in front of me.The sorceress seemed to have been sucked out of her strength, and suddenly she was powerless and passed out.I turned around and was about to leave, but found that the crowd surrounded by villagers was tight...