My years as a fortune teller

After drinking, you should rest peacefully. It is best not to drive or walk at night.Even if you have to walk at night, try to go with friends.In order to avoid any accidents, it will be too late to regret.

Don't you see that something strange happened to me?I ran into a girl for no reason, and I had to carry her back home if I couldn't leave.But this girl is too weird. When she jumped on my back, she didn't feel a thing. She just walked for a while with her back on her back, and immediately felt a chill.

This somewhat puzzled me, where did this chill come from?I was thinking about it when I heard the girl say to me: "Hey, big fat man! Where is your home? Why have I never seen you here?"

I didn't look back, and said to her: "I came from another place. Didn't a man appear naked in your ancestral hall a few days ago? He is a friend of my friend, so my friend took him back. , I just saw that I was coming here on a business trip, so I asked me to bring some money. It was said to be donated, and I wanted you to use it to build the ancestral hall."

"Oh!" The girl replied, "I've heard about this. That friend of yours seems to be very powerful. He cleaned up all the witches in our place. It's a pity that I won't be there that day, so I don't want to get to know you."

I smiled, the girl's words made perfect sense, so I didn't think much about it and continued chatting with her.It's just that the coldness on my body is getting heavier and heavier, and I always feel that something is wrong but I can't tell it.

The girl seemed to see what was wrong with me, and immediately asked: "I think you are sick, why are you sweating? Is it because I am too heavy, and it makes you uncomfortable. If so, I will come down and you will help me Let's go!"

As soon as I heard it, I said quickly: "Where is it, you have lost weight and reduced to a paper man, and you don't feel a bit on your back, but I don't know why, but I just feel cold all over my body."

The girl giggled on the back and said to me: "Stupid, look at your fat head and big ears, why don't you even have this common sense, and you still have the nerve to drink in the future! Let me tell you, you just finished drinking The wine is hot all over, and it will be blown by the small wind here, so I feel cold all over. This is very normal, and I made a fuss about it."

I nodded hurriedly when I heard it, and I was right!This is how it feels when you go out to blow some wind after getting drunk.But this time it seems to be colder than last time, I don't know if it's because of sweating on the back of the person.To be honest, I really didn't feel strenuous carrying this girl.

But the facts were before my eyes again, and my body was indeed chilling intermittently.I heard the girl say: "Don't worry, my father is a doctor. When I get to my house, I will tell my father that I will take care of your little illness."

As soon as I heard it, I quickly thanked him, but because of this, I didn't stand firm and slipped under my feet.Almost fell me, but I knew in my heart that I just couldn't drop the girl on my back.I struggled for a long time before I could gain a firm footing.

I wiped the sweat on my forehead with my hand, and it was at this time.I suddenly saw a shadow on the ground, only me, and there was no girl on my back.Oops, it's not good, could it be that the girl was thrown down.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly turned around to look for the girl, and I heard her say quietly: "Big fat man, why are you so stupid, you can't look at your feet when you walk, and you almost fell me. Tell you, if you throw me down again this time If you fall to the ground, even if you kneel down, I will not forgive you."

God, this voice is right in my ear.Not only can't feel people's breathing, but also can't see her shadow.Could it be that there is a ghost on my back, and this ghost is talking to me all the way?

This ghost is also too smart, it is not as indifferent as other ghosts, but chats with me along the way, and its logical thinking is so clear.You can't feel it at all, this is a ghost, and it will only treat her as a human being.

There are really many things about people carrying ghosts.My father also encountered it back then, and it was more serious than mine.I remember that the old man once told me that when he was young, he was a stunned young man. Others dare not walk at night, but he dared to, and often went back alone in the middle of the night.My old man works in a coal mine, and when he leaves the mine, the dormitory is arranged by the leader, but he just doesn't live in the dormitory, so he has to catch up with the two kilometers to go home.

However, the surrounding roads have not been repaired, and there is a cemetery to pass from the work unit to the home.It was said that one year the weather was extremely cold, and as soon as I walked to the cemetery, I heard someone calling for help, and the old man went to see it without thinking.It turned out that an old man broke his leg, and he left without saying a word.Later, when I walked through the cemetery, I met a colleague, looked at the old man and asked, why did he carry a short-legged paper figurine.

Only then did my old man know that he had encountered a ghost, but he was brave enough to burn the paper figurine with matches.When I was talking about this incident, I thought it was a scary story made up by the old man!Later, when I met a few colleagues of the old man, a group of old buddies sat and chatted together, they brought up this matter again and said it again, and I believed it was true.

When my master and teacher went to see my father that year, the master also said that after my father carried the ghost back then, the cold air entered the body, which led to the current situation.Otherwise, no matter how poor his father's health was, it was impossible for his blood to be extremely weak.

I didn't expect my father to carry ghosts in the past, and now I have encountered such a thing.Although my father and I are very courageous, there is one difference. I am a person who has learned the Tao. Although my cultivation is still lacking, it is still easy to deal with these little devils.

Since this female ghost jumped on me, well, I won't let you down.Thinking of this, I silently used the Hunyuan Kungfu, and then said with a smile: "There is no light at night, and the moon sees that I am carrying you, and hides in the clouds for a while. If you are not familiar with it, it is normal to miss it.”

The female ghost didn't speak, I pretended not to know, and turned her upside down twice.Then he said to the female ghost: "How far away is your home? Why did you go further and further away? Did you also remember the way wrong and take me around in circles?"

The female ghost patted me and said: "What are you thinking! You think I like to lie on your back, and I don't have a cushion, and I can't walk stably. What if I fall again? You fell in love with this Poe, just walk forward a few hundred meters."

I responded with a sigh of relief.Regardless of 21, just walk in the direction she said.But as soon as I got up the small slope, I heard her shout: "Hey, fat man, why are you getting hotter and hotter?"

I secretly smiled and said to her: "Look, you don't understand now! I've walked such a long distance with you on my back, and our bodies are so close, do you think it's not hot?" ? This is considered normal, if I walk for a while, I think it will be even hotter."

Upon hearing this, the female ghost said quickly: "Hey, stop then. I'm going to come down, and I won't be burned to death if I go on like this. It's so strange tonight, it's the first time I meet a person whose back is so hot. Hey , I want you to stop, do you hear that?"

"What?" I pretended I didn't hear it and said, "You want me to go faster? Okay, you hold on to it. Let's speed up now, and I'm relieved to get back to your house quickly. "While accelerating under his feet, the Hunyuan Qi in his body is also moving faster and faster.

The female ghost couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to leave my body, but was sucked by a strong breath again.Gradually, the breath of the female ghost became weaker and weaker. Fortunately, I really saw a big tree, and there was indeed a big hole next to it.But I can't guarantee that there must be water in it.

I quickened my pace and walked under the tree, and said to the female ghost: "How about it, my Hunyuan Qi is not bad! If you don't want your soul to be scattered, you can come down now. Otherwise, in the past few moments, I think You can only become a breath."

As I said that I received the Hunyuan Kungfu, something seemed to fall down after hearing a bang.When I looked back, it turned out to be a coffin board.Damn, it was actually this coffin board lying on my back.Let's see how I deal with you later, Young Master, but before that, I need to know some details...