My years as a fortune teller

I slept beautifully at night, it seems that this is the most peaceful sleep I have had since I was born, and it is also the first time I wake up naturally after sleeping, I feel extremely comfortable all over, stretch my waist and sit up to check the time, my God It was only six o'clock in the morning.

In the past, the alarm clock woke me up, and it was 08:30 in the morning.It's so easy to take a vacation for myself, and it's still approved by the master. Why is it so difficult to sleep in, if I can't, I will continue to lie down and sleep for a while.Thinking of this, as soon as the body lies on the back, it is ready to sleep back into the cage.

But I didn't expect it. I heard a thud, and there was a pain in the back of my head. I immediately sat up and looked back at the head of the bed.Why do I carry my back like this, it is so difficult to get back to sleep.I rubbed the back of my head, forget it, since I can't sleep, no one else can.

As I got out of bed, I took my mobile phone and dialed Cui Erye's number.After a long time, Second Master Cui's voice came from the phone: "Huzi, why did you call so early today? Is there something wrong? Oh, by the way, are you going to travel abroad?"

"Yeah!" After I answered, I said to him: "Second Master, I think the weather is good, the sun is rising and the breeze is blowing, I think today is a good day! So I will call you in advance, Tell you to get up and pee. This man is old, so he needs to get up early to go to the toilet, or he will get prostatitis. Okay, after I finish talking, hang up the phone, you should also get up and pee!" He hung up awkwardly cell phone.

Then he looked at the phone and laughed thinking of Cui Erye's expression at this moment.Then I quickly dialed Gao Shengwen, said the same thing, and quickly hung up the phone.Then he looked at the phone and smiled, turning the phone to silent.

I hummed a ditty that I didn't understand, went to the bathroom to wash up, and after I incensed the patriarch's altar, I dressed neatly and walked down the stairs slowly.This meeting should go to Guanghua Road to have a bowl of Hu spicy soup and eat two meat buns.

From the time I went downstairs to the time I queued up to buy Hujiamo, the calls from Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye never stopped.Just after finishing the first Roujiamo, I felt someone tap me on the shoulder from behind.

I turned around and saw, whoops, it was Gao Shengwen.I saw him with a livid face and an angry look.I picked up another Roujiamo, shook it under his nose a few times and said, "The hot bun that just came out of the oven, this waxed beef is also good, would you like to have one? And this Hu spicy soup is also delicious!"

Without saying a word, Gao Shengwen snatched the Roujiamo from my hand and took two bites.A little unwillingly said: "Huzi, you are so mean, you called me up at six o'clock to go to the bathroom. My wife thought I was looking for Xiaomi, and almost started fighting again."

He didn't pay attention to the occasion when he spoke. There were a lot of people eating breakfast around us. When they heard what he said, they were either laughing or whispering.I winked at him, but he ignored him completely and said, "You have to bring me another Roujiamo and a bowl of Hu spicy soup."

I laughed, and went to buy two more Roujiamo and a bowl of Hu spicy soup. Gao Shengwen sat opposite me and drank the Hu spicy soup and said: "You seem a little excited today, do you want to go somewhere to play? By the way Have you called Cui Erye to harm this old man?"

I sat upright and was about to speak when I saw Second Master Cui coming towards me angrily.I smiled and said to Gao Shengwen: "This call is reserved for you. I can't let me do all the bad things alone." Gao Shengwen turned his back to the road, so he didn't notice that Cui Erye had come.

Hearing what I said, Gao Shengwen took my phone with a smile on his mouth, and then dialed Cui Erye. I pretended not to see Cui Erye, and lowered my head as if I was drinking spicy soup.

Gao Shengwen called Erye Cui, and the old man answered the phone even after he came to us.Gao Shengwen told Erye Cui in my appearance, and Erye Cui replied behind him: "OK".And when I looked at the two of them, I almost spit out the hot and spicy soup.

After Gao Shengwen made the phone call, he said to me: "Huzi, your non-brand mobile phone is still very loud. It sounds like someone is by your side. Where did you buy this phone? I will also buy one in two days. department."

Hearing this, I couldn't help it anymore, and I covered my stomach and laughed out loud.Gao Shengwen was about to ask me what was wrong, when he suddenly felt that there was something behind him, and when he turned around, it turned out to be Erye Cui.Gao Shengwen jumped up in a jiffy, then stood aside and looked at Second Master Cui.

The people around laughed, Cui Erye ignored me, looked at me and said, "Torturing me early this morning, who will make up for this loss." I stroked the beard under my chin, turned around and gave Cui Erye also bought a breakfast.

While eating breakfast, Second Master Cui said, "Which of you two can explain to me what happened this morning? After climbing the mountain yesterday, I was so tired that I couldn't straighten my back. I finally fell asleep and someone woke me up." Pee. Tell me, what do you all want to do?"

Gao Shengwen said with an aggrieved face: "Second Lord, don't ask me that. You don't know that I am also a victim. This kid also called me after six o'clock. My wife thought it was Xiaomi. We There was almost a fight, so I came to him one step ahead of time."

After Cui Erye finished listening, he looked at me and said that it is time for you to explain.I smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing. I woke up feeling very comfortable, but when I looked at my watch, it was only after six o'clock. When I wanted to go back to sleep, I couldn't fall asleep anyway. I just wanted to remind you It's time for you to get up and go to the bathroom. So I called you, nothing else, let's have breakfast together. As for Brother Gao calling the second master just now, I just want to prove that there is such a loud noise outside, will he Notice someone behind you."

Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen were completely stunned after listening.The two looked at each other for a long time, and then Cui Erye said to Gao Shengwen: "Did this kid eat something wrong yesterday to be so excited today?" Gao Shengwen shook his head.

I took out a pack of cigarettes, gave each of them one, then lit one myself and said, "It might be a little bit exciting, but the main question now is. Where am I going to travel? Who are you?" Give me some pointers."

Cui Erye lit the cigarette, looked at me and said, "This is too easy, it depends on what you like. If you like places with beautiful scenery, you can go to places like Guilin. If you like history and culture, go to some famous places. Look at it historically and culturally."

I thought for a while and said, "You can't have both. I must like history and culture. In this kind of place, I can learn a lot. Especially some museums, it can be said that I linger."

When Gao Shengwen heard it, he said to me: "There are too many places like this, such as Beijing, our Xi'an, all of which are famous historical and cultural cities. Just find one, enough for you to play for a while. This kind of place is not easy to find. See how it hurts you."

I sighed, and said to them: "Hey, these places are full of materials. Besides, a famous historical and cultural city like Beijing is full of people. It doesn't make any sense. It's better to stay at home."

After thinking for a long time, Cui Erye said to me: "Then you can go to Pingyao ancient city, Fenghuang ancient city and other places. I don't believe that China is so big that you can't find a place to play. I think you are lazy. I'm sick, maybe it's because I don't want to go out!" He laughed.

Gao Shengwen also laughed, but what Cui Erye said still reminded me.So I smiled and said: "I know where I'm going now, but I don't want to tell you for the time being. After I go there, I will call you if it feels fun. Okay, you guys eat, I will go back and clean up Get things and leave." After speaking, he stood up, patted his buttocks and walked towards the house.

Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen followed me back to the house, but they didn't ask me where I was going, because they knew very well that if I didn't want to ask, it would be useless to ask.After packing up my things, I finished offering incense to the patriarch, left the key to Cui Erye, and walked out of the house with my luggage on my back.This place is not very far away, and it takes two or three hours to get there by bus.Although the journey is very short, I never thought that there would be something important waiting for me there...