My years as a fortune teller

After I just entered the teacher's school, I had no interest in learning things for a while.This is actually very normal, just like the students who go to school, when they enter the school gate, they feel that everything is so fresh, but gradually the novelty passes, and they feel that everything is meaningless, resulting in a certain laziness.

And I stayed in the mountains to study, and every day was filled with boring content.After the freshness is over, I always think about the colorful world outside.At that time, the master didn't care much about me. After teaching the content every day, I went out to gather medicine or visit fellow practitioners.

The brother saw that I was very tired of life in the mountains at that time, so he took me to the river to catch loaches or bring some frogs over when he was free.At first I thought that the senior brother was going to make a delicious tooth-beating ceremony, but who knew that the senior brother just took a little bit of blood from these animals.

Then use the juice of a special plant to reconcile the blood, and then take me to the village at the foot of the mountain, and my brother will tell me that the descendants of that family are not filial, and that the family belongs to someone who has a little money and is very domineering.Then, after dark, he took out special buns and fed them to the dog. After the dog fell asleep, he slipped over and wiped the mixed juice on someone's door.

After wiping it, we quickly retreated to find a place to hide, but we haven't hidden yet.I heard a knock on the door, and my brother and I secretly laughed and hid to watch the show.That night, there will be absolutely no peace.

The next day, there must be family members who went to the mountains to look for hermits. Generally speaking, people who know the situation will turn around and leave without saying anything.So I can only ask my senior brother to go out, and after a swearing, I don’t need money. I take a bag of flour, and then leave a talisman, telling me to wash the gate after turning it into water.

Sure enough, it will be fine in the future, these people will never dare to make old mistakes again, and they will bring flour to see my senior brother when they are fine.Although I and my brother will definitely be punished afterwards, I gradually became interested again.That's how I became who I am today.

So I have always kept a feeling for my senior brother, even today he was expelled from the school, in my heart he is still my senior brother.It's a pity that we can't fight side by side now.

Because I just heard a knock on the door and went out after watching it.I immediately understood in my heart that this is the same method as my senior brother used back then.It's just that I was a little careless at the time and forgot that this was in a hotel, not outside.

Suddenly there was a violent knock on the door, as if someone had hit the door with a fist.I'm the type of person who can't rest well if there's even a little movement.So I stood up, rubbed my face, coughed and walked to the table in the room.I pulled out the chair, sat on it and lit a cigarette.

There was a sudden silence outside the door, I looked at the door and snorted and opened the notebook on the table.

Even though there is a power outage, the laptop is still usable.I opened my QQ mailbox, and there was no useful information in it except for some messy advertisements.It seems that Pei Hong's ghost has nothing to do after seeing me, and I will save her after I finish the things here!

Thinking of this, I stretched and looked at the time, it was only after three in the morning.Seeing that there was no movement outside the door, I sneered twice in my heart and prepared to go back to sleep.If it doesn't work, I'll just meditate.

But who knew that just as I stood up, there was another knock on the door.This time I'm completely angry, it's endless, isn't it?After thinking of this, I took out my silver slave and walked towards the door.I don't have the talisman of my senior brother now, but I still have a silver slave.I don't believe it anymore, even silver slaves can't break this.

I took the silver slave and walked over. Just as I walked to the door, a cool breeze came from behind me.I couldn't help shivering, and when I was about to look back, I felt a hand suddenly grabbing my neck.

Before I could understand it, I immediately felt that the force of my neck was getting stronger and stronger.I suddenly felt out of breath, and slowly stuck out my tongue; my eyes seemed to burst out of their eye sockets, and I let go of the silver slave and fell on the carpet.

I hurriedly grabbed my neck with both hands, as if I wanted to break away the hand that was strangling my neck.But there are no hands at all, but my neck is still strangled to death.What is this thing that is so powerful?

I made a very low sound, uh, how I wished that the little monk would wake up now.But this pig's ears were tightly plugged, and it really slept like a dead pig.I cursed secretly in my heart, why did I bring such a dead pig monk, and I couldn't wake up when the disaster was imminent.

At this time, there was a burst of laughter outside, looking very happy.Damn, my silver slave fell to the ground, otherwise, you will be killed.Don't think it's okay if you follow your way, wait for me to come down and see how to deal with you.

I didn't expect it, so I thought about it for a while, and the force that pinched my neck became stronger.Damn, this is my life!It's hard to catch my breath, and it's hard to miss a formula.The only savior is the little monk who sleeps like a dead pig.

But he is so sleepy, how can I wake him up?Thinking of this, I tried my best to use Hunyuan Gong to make the last trace of resistance.Suddenly a slipper on my foot fell off, yes, I can use a slipper!

But with slippers, I can only kick now.But the little monk slept in the aisle between the two beds, and this place was not something you could just kick over if you wanted to.Depend on!This is the way that pig head thought. He insisted on letting him sleep in the aisle and plugging his ears.

Suddenly I felt that it was me who came up with this idea.Weighing to death, I missed Jingzhou so carelessly!Being too lazy to deal with the things outside the door, he insisted on coming up with such a bad idea.No, are you going to pay for your own life?

Seeing that my Hunyuan Qi couldn't resist anymore, I was already resigned to my fate.The little monk turned over and sat up suddenly, rubbed his eyes and walked towards me in a daze.When he moved, even the force on my neck was much lighter.

The little monk walked to the door and saw me sticking to the door.After squinting his eyes for a long time, he said to me: "Brother, what kind of kung fu are you practicing? Why are you standing against the door? If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you know how to mess around."

I was moved a few times by his angry mouth, but I couldn't fully speak.After the guy finished speaking, he walked into the bathroom with his slippers on, and then I heard the sound of urinating.What an elm-headed monk, can't you see I've been tricked!

The strange thing is that at this time, the strength that was pinching my neck seems to have loosened a lot.But I still can't cry out.Just when I was depressed, the little monk suddenly ran out of the bathroom without lifting his pants.

He looked me up and down carefully, and asked nervously: "Senior brother, what's wrong with you?" Just after he finished asking, a strong force pushed him to my side.The only difference is that I was leaning against the door, and his face was stuck to the door.

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter outside, and I glanced sideways at the little monk.Because the ghost was very powerful, his hand was also attached to the door.It was probably because he woke up suddenly when he went to the toilet just now, so his pants were not tied up but were held in his hands, which would be due to being pushed against the door.He wanted to push the door away with both hands, so when he let go of his hands, his pants fell down, revealing his white buttocks.

I smiled bitterly and kicked his ass with a little strength.But at this moment, suddenly a hot current flowed to my foot next to him, and I heard the little monk say with difficulty: "Brother, I peed again!"

I'm sick of this dead bald man, he's just a wimp.I was scared to pee the day before yesterday, but today I was scared to pee again.Scared to pee, by the way, the little monk is a boy.Thinking of this, I looked at the slippers stained with the boy's urine and kicked them towards the window.

At first I thought it was useless, but who knew that this kick flew over, and with a sound, a female ghost in a red windbreaker lay down on the ground.And the strength that pinched me and the little monk disappeared without a trace.finally survived...