My years as a fortune teller

My master admired my habit of reading books.It turned out to be like this, sometimes when Master went out, I sat in a corner with a book and peeked at it, but when Master came back to see that I was not there, he looked around for me and finally found that I was peeking at the book.

At first, the master was very angry at his disciples peeking at the books, but after seeing me reading the books many times, he didn't say anything, and instead felt a sense of indulgence.So during those two years, I read almost all the books in Master's collection.If you don't understand something, just memorize it by rote and ask the master in a roundabout way.

When I came to Taoist Xunshan's room today, I saw this location at a glance.There was a closet next to his bed, but for some reason there was a gap between it and the corner of the wall.And I was sitting in this gap, the light was good and it was not easy to be harassed.

Not to mention that in the notes of Taoist Patrol, there are really many records of tomb town beasts.It's just that I watched it for a short time, and I felt tired for a while.After I yawned, I adjusted my sitting posture and fell asleep with my head tilted.

The main reason is that after coming here yesterday, I have been tossing all night.In the early morning, I encountered an unknown Yin thing and two corpses.I was really exhausted, so I took a short rest during lunch.If you don't fall asleep at this meeting, then something is wrong.

I don't know how long I slept, when I was suddenly awakened by a movement.I opened my eyes and saw that it was pitch black and I couldn't see anything.It's getting dark no matter what, I guess the Taoist patrolling the mountain is back.I rubbed my eyes to get used to the environment, and was about to stand up and go out.

I heard a voice that was sulking and said: "It's strange, I remember that it was put here, why can't I find it?" No, it's not the voice of the Taoist priest patrolling the mountain.Did someone come in and steal something?

Thinking of this, I curled up again and pricked up my ears to listen. "It's rare that the old guy wasn't here, so I couldn't find anything. By the way, did you remember clearly, is that thing placed here?" This was another muffled voice.But this person's voice is rough.

The person who spoke at the beginning immediately said: "Don't worry, we are all grasshoppers on the same rope. How could I lie to you? Did he take his things with him when he went out today?" It seems that this person, I am familiar with everything here.

Another person with a rougher voice said, "Impossible! When I went out today, I saw that I didn't take anything. By the way, did he put things in the cabinet?" side.

As soon as I heard this sentence and saw the light of the flashlight again, I almost jumped up in shock.This means that you have to come to the cabinet to have a look.Uncle, I hide here, and I usually won't be found.But if you approach with a flashlight, you will definitely find me.

Just when I was very nervous, I heard the person who started talking say: "It's impossible, I know his habit. This kind of thing is definitely not put together with clothes, I'm afraid that there will be something on the clothes." The filth makes this treasure incapacitated."

"Hmm!" The person behind hummed and said, "That's right, how could I have forgotten this. If so, it seems that the things are hidden in another secret place. Did he find out about our affairs? ? Was it given to the fat guy from yesterday, I don’t think this kid is a good one.”

I just breathed a sigh of relief, I didn't expect him to say such a sentence immediately.You uncle, who did I provoke?This kind of thing can think of me.What you need to know is that the Daoist patrolling the mountain still has his own son, no matter how good the baby is, it is impossible to give it to me?

While thinking this way, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach.It can't be such a coincidence, is this going to fart?If this is farting, wouldn't it just provoke these two thieves?I endure, I must endure.

But my stomach was actually fighting against me, the more I wanted to bear it, the more I wanted this fart to come out in a hurry.I covered my stomach with both hands, desperately trying to hold back the fart, but I still couldn't hold it back. After the loud noise, my stomach felt a lot lighter.

I didn't expect that after the two thieves heard it, one of them would actually say: "Why is there thunder this day? And it's so close to us." When I heard this, I covered my mouth and refused to laugh.

Another person said: "Is this thunder? Why do I feel that someone is farting, and it is in this room?" The person who spoke was the one with a very rough voice.It seems that he still has some knowledge!

"Is this fart?" The person who spoke at the beginning said in disbelief: "Try it, it will be so loud. If it can be so loud, I guess your stomach must be eaten." He said with a laugh up.

Is this any theory, but my stomach does hurt a little.It's just that I don't know what these two are looking for, and I don't know when they will leave.If it goes on like this, maybe one after another farts will come.

The man with a very rough voice said: "Well, you still listen to me. When the old guy uses this thing, he can go directly behind and snatch it away. We have searched for it no less than ten times, and the boss is a little unhappy .”

The person who spoke at the beginning was silent for a long time and said: "Give me one more chance. If it really doesn't work, just do as you said. In short, this matter can't wait anymore, and the stuff inside is about to come out. Let's go." , let's go back to rest first, let's talk about it in two days! By the way, it's almost time for you to bring me to meet the boss." The man with a very rough voice didn't speak, but there were footsteps and the sound of doors opening and closing.

I turned my head slightly to look out, and then made a quick roll to get under the bed.I can't guarantee that these two thieves will not look back.Anyway, I'll just stay under the bed for a while and then go out the back window.

After waiting for a long time and seeing no movement in the room, I quietly crawled out from under the bed.Then he opened the rear window, jumped out through the window.Going out from the rear window is the outside of the Taoist temple.I looked around and ran towards the small woods beside me.

My stomach is rumbling, I need to find a place to rest.In this wilderness, there are toilets everywhere.I came to the grove and found a better place, and squatted there to enjoy it.

After such a pull, I felt empty in my stomach. I took out the cigarette and took out the paper inside. This is one of the benefits of smoking, and I will never run out of paper in the toilet.Just as I was about to pull up my pants, I heard footsteps.

I hastily and secretly changed the place, pinching my nose and squatting down.The moonlight is very good tonight, and you can see the surrounding situation clearly.I saw a tall, thin man and a bent man walking over.

It's strange, what are these two people doing here in the middle of the night?Could it be that they came to rob graves?No way, is there a tomb near here?It can't be where I have diarrhea, it's out of luck for them.

The two people stopped not far from me, and saw the tall and thin man let out a long breath.Then he said to the bent man: "It was very dangerous just now, if it weren't for those two talismans, I almost wouldn't be able to come back alive."

I rely on!It's really a grave robber, but this guy is tough enough, and he still has two talismans. It seems that this kid has a lot of background.It's just that I didn't know what I encountered, but it was so powerful that it took two talismans to get rid of it.

The man bent over immediately asked in a rough voice: "Boss, what is so powerful? It actually used two talismans. Has it been killed by these two talismans now?"

The thin and tall man sighed and said: "Hey, it's just temporarily trapped him. If you want to kill this thing, you probably need something more powerful. I think I'll take the time to see Mr. Liu. I heard that he has already appeared. I'm in prison, I have to ask for a way to control this thing. This is the first hurdle, if all the things behind come out, it is impossible to solve it without Master Liu's guidance."

Mr. Liu, you just got out of prison, are you talking about my elder brother?Why are these people so familiar with my senior brother?What kind of role does my senior brother play here? ...