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Chapter 225 Don't Leak Pill and Crazy Master 5
Xiao Qi saw that I was distracted, and stretched out her small hand in front of my eyes: "Brother, what are you thinking?"
I grinned: "It's nothing, it's Daoist who made me feel a little bit more."
Holding the dzi in his hands, Xiao Qi said in a daze, "Actually, I only now know that Master Dao really has the face of a devil and the soul of an angel. No, he should be the soul of an archangel."
I said, "Qiye, did you buy a dzi bead for you?"
Xiao Qi pouted: "That's not it. I mean, he asked you to recite something just now to test your homework, and then asked you to take the medicine, which is actually to educate you."
I was surprised: "You can realize this too?"
Xiaoqi: "Yeah, sometimes my father would ask me to do some things at home, and I was very reluctant. But later, my father would reason with me and tell me why I was asked to do this, and I understood , adults, this is how children are taught.”
I looked at Xiao Qi's earnest expression, and now I understand that Daoist said Xiao Qi is a good girl, not a hypocritical compliment, but a heartfelt compliment!
Xiao Qi is really a very, very good girl.
I want to cherish...
At this moment, Xiao Qi tilted his head and laughed: "Brother, what kind of medicine did Master Dao give you just now?"
I was taken aback.
Yes, what did the old pigtail feed me?
Why is there no reaction in the stomach after eating?Ordinarily, the legendary elixir and panacea will detoxify, diarrhea, thirst, anyway, it is a lot of reactions.
But why, there is no reaction to the medicine I take?
While I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard someone shouting not far away: "seven, seven... start work, start work."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Qi quickly and carefully put the dzi bead close to her body, and then said loudly, "Is it Miss Xiaoge? I'm here."
Not long after, the translator Xiaoge came running out of breath.
"Oh, seven, where did I think you were going? Duwood is about to start filming. The first shot is for the people here chatting after dinner or something. Come back with me and get ready."
"Yeah!" Xiao Qi nodded, turned to me and said, "Brother, I have to work, we will talk later."
I looked at the back of Xiaoqi going away, and I deeply felt that I made the right choice to go home this time!
I walked around twice in place.
I think about the medicine I took in my stomach, who should I ask?Look at the way the old man looks, probably he won't tell me, my father, don't be funny.My mother... no?Taoist?Do you think he will tell me?
Come on, I still have to call third uncle.
There is a signal in the village, the tower built by the third uncle.I took out my cell phone and called my third uncle.
"Hey, eldest nephew, elder brother called me and said that you arrived safely."
I said, "Uncle, I'm so busy that I forgot to call you to report my safety."
"Haha!" The third uncle laughed for a while: "I don't worry about you, as long as you step into the mountain boundary of our village, it will be fine even if you lose it."
I smiled knowingly: "By the way, third uncle, grandpa asked me to ask Master Dao for medicine, and Master Dao gave me medicine. It's that kind of small green pill. What is that thing for?"
The third uncle laughed, hahaha, very, very smugly.
I gritted my teeth and said, "Third Uncle, what are you laughing at?"
The third uncle said: "Oh, my big baby finally bid farewell to being a virgin."
My face is darker.
"Third Uncle, tell the truth quickly. If you don't, I...I'll piss to death for you to see."
The third uncle haha: "Okay, big nephew, I won't tease you anymore. That medicine is my father, your father, and Taoist, who studied it together, the legendary 'No Leak Pill'."
I was surprised: "Uncle, there is such a thing."
Third Uncle: "Why am I lying to you? You boy, just wait. You know how troublesome it is to make, hey, it takes a lot of effort just to tell you. Anyway, you kneel down and thank the Daoist. This Dan, he put it in the Taoist prescription and studied it specially."
I was in a daze, I didn't hear what the third uncle said, and finally, I came back to my senses, said goodbye to the third uncle, put down the phone, and stayed there in a daze.
Don't miss out!
Hearing this name, it's quite evil.
In fact, this is not the case, how can I say this principle.
This has to be told from the perspective of Chinese medicine.Western medicine has not yet fully understood the ultimate mystery of the human body.
People are divided into nature and nurture.
The essence in the human body is divided into three types.
One is the innate essence, the other is the essence of water and grain, and the third is the acquired turbid essence.
Let me talk about the easy-to-understand first, the acquired turbid essence is the liquid that our men xxoo, which seems to be very little, but actually has many offspring.
The essence of water and grain refers to the nutrients absorbed by the human body after digestion through diet.
Congenital essence, this is a congenital true yang, which is the fundamental source of power to maintain all metabolism and physiological activities of the human body.
Men, growing up, looking for girls, fit, happy.
This, after being fit and happy, what is released is the acquired turbid essence.
Normal, regular fit and happiness will not damage the innate essence.
But if someone is suddenly full of lust, wanting to have more sex and more happiness, he is indulging in lust.Well, when your acquired turbid essence cannot come out, what you will lose is your innate essence.
The effect of Bu Le Dan is very wonderful.
It is equivalent to installing an encrypted lock for the innate essence.
That is to say, when you want to indulge in lust, if your acquired turbid essence is empty, no matter how much stimulation you receive, how many drugs you take, or how many supplements you take, as long as you don’t have enough turbid essence in stock, you will definitely not be able to get rid of it immediately. !
In the case of the wheelchair Luo, it was because of taking strong medicine that he stood up when he shouldn't have stood up, which damaged his innate essence, and ended up in that miserable state.
Don't miss the pill, the first is to put an insurance on me.
In case one day, your brain twitches and you want to indulge in sex, well, after taking this no leak pill, unless you have enough stock, otherwise, you will not be able to indulge.
Second, Bu Leu Pill can transform acquired turbid essence into congenital essence when you have a lot of inventory.So as to achieve physical fitness, improve brain power, and prolong life.
In conclusion, this never-missing pill can help men to have high-quality sexual intercourse in a safe and undamaged way.So as to completely avoid the occurrence of kidney deficiency! (I don’t know if students can understand this paragraph. If you understand, congratulations, you have mastered the basic knowledge of health preservation.)
The production of Bulou Dan is very troublesome.
Daoist has a set of bamboo slips that have been handed down, in which many Taoist prescriptions are recorded.It's a pity that 90.00% of the drug names in it, even grandpa, an orthodox Chinese medicine doctor, don't know what it is.
Master Dao, also knows a little about it.
Later, I heard that they traveled a few times for this purpose, and it seems that they have collected relevant information.Then, about two years ago, they started working on the medicine in it.
Not leaking pills is the result of their scientific research!
With infinite gratitude in my heart, I ran along the small mountain road and headed straight for the Taoist temple of the Taoist master.
But when I got to the door, I stopped in disappointment.
locked!
Hey……
Every time he looks like this, when I want to see him the most, he locks the door and goes for a walk in the mountains.
Yes, shopping is not popular here, but mountain walking is popular.
Master Dao may be chatting with the foxes at the edge of the den built by wild foxes on the mountain. I can't find it for a while.
Helpless, turned back and went home.
I went home first and had a warm conversation with my parents.
My old lady hasn't seen me for a long time. Thinking about this, she took out homemade beef jerky, sun-dried fruit, in short, stuffed all kinds of delicious food into my mouth.
My dad was talking to me while packing his medicine box.
At the end, he asked, "Did Master Dao give you medicine?"
I blushed, and weakly replied.
My father: "Well, in the future, I will grow snacks outside and do everything carefully, you know?"
Me: "Understood, Dad..."
I was chatting with my parents.
Suddenly, there was a clear and crisp copper bell sound outside the stilted building at home.
This ringtone is very refreshing. When you listen to it in your mind, you have a transparent feeling that your soul has been awakened.
When I heard the voice, I knew who was coming to see me.
At this moment, Dad raised his head, looked down at the door, and said: "Go ahead, people miss you, even though he is a lunatic, it's rare that he misses you so much."
I tried to nod.
I stretched out my hand to pack the beef jerky made by Dainiang, and rushed out the door.
In fact, before I came here, I thought about bringing some things from the city to the elders in my family.However, I went to the supermarket together, hormone meat, pigmented food, waste oil food, all kinds of adulterated products...
I knew it, forget it!
Just don't poison the villagers.
The well water in this mountain is ten times better than the most expensive mineral water in the city. I really don't know what to buy.
I rush out the door.
At a glance, there are six or seven children in a row, only five or six years old, smiling and lined up, stretching their arms, and moving forward with the rhythm of the copper bell.
In front of the children, there was an old man with gray and messy hair, wearing a tattered gray coat, ringing a copper bell in his hand, walking towards my house with a serious face.
He is Crazy Fifth Master, a mortician from Xiangxi.
Crazy Fifth Master was not crazy at first, and, I heard that he was young, not to mention handsome when he was seventeen or eighteen years old, and had a superb ability to Zhu You's corpse.
I am really unfamiliar with the ancient profession of exorcism.The degree of understanding is almost the same as that of the students who are studying, and their cognition is only in some novels.
What the Crazy Fifth Master has to teach is the true biography.
It's a pity that we didn't meet a good year.
Ten years of turmoil, that is, during the Cultural Revolution, he was classified as the five black categories, a stubborn feudal bad element.
The Crazy Fifth Master inevitably got into a fight.
Not to mention fighting, those people even asked Wu Ye to write a self-criticism, saying that his methods were all deceitful.
Those skills are the lifeblood of Master Wu!
How can he say he is a liar?If the fifth master kills you and doesn't say anything, he will be beaten, and if you don't say anything, you will be beaten again!
Just like that, a well-behaved person was tortured madly.
I vaguely remember what my uncles said, back then I was still a grandfather and Daoist, who walked hundreds of miles of mountain roads day and night, and then I did not know how to snatch Wuye from those people.
Grandpa and Taoist placed Fifth Master in the village.
Live for decades.
Delicious and delicious, keep it.
Fifth Master's insanity, although he often suffers from it. , but the fifth master is kind, even if he is sick, he just sits on the bed in a daze, and only repeats one sentence: "I didn't lie to anyone, it's all my ancestor's secret technique, it's to save and help people, I didn't lie to people..."
It's not like today, holding a copper bell, playing a game of driving corpses with the children.
Let the old brass bells...
Over and over again in the deep mountains and great swamps, echoing for a long time.
I grinned: "It's nothing, it's Daoist who made me feel a little bit more."
Holding the dzi in his hands, Xiao Qi said in a daze, "Actually, I only now know that Master Dao really has the face of a devil and the soul of an angel. No, he should be the soul of an archangel."
I said, "Qiye, did you buy a dzi bead for you?"
Xiao Qi pouted: "That's not it. I mean, he asked you to recite something just now to test your homework, and then asked you to take the medicine, which is actually to educate you."
I was surprised: "You can realize this too?"
Xiaoqi: "Yeah, sometimes my father would ask me to do some things at home, and I was very reluctant. But later, my father would reason with me and tell me why I was asked to do this, and I understood , adults, this is how children are taught.”
I looked at Xiao Qi's earnest expression, and now I understand that Daoist said Xiao Qi is a good girl, not a hypocritical compliment, but a heartfelt compliment!
Xiao Qi is really a very, very good girl.
I want to cherish...
At this moment, Xiao Qi tilted his head and laughed: "Brother, what kind of medicine did Master Dao give you just now?"
I was taken aback.
Yes, what did the old pigtail feed me?
Why is there no reaction in the stomach after eating?Ordinarily, the legendary elixir and panacea will detoxify, diarrhea, thirst, anyway, it is a lot of reactions.
But why, there is no reaction to the medicine I take?
While I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard someone shouting not far away: "seven, seven... start work, start work."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Qi quickly and carefully put the dzi bead close to her body, and then said loudly, "Is it Miss Xiaoge? I'm here."
Not long after, the translator Xiaoge came running out of breath.
"Oh, seven, where did I think you were going? Duwood is about to start filming. The first shot is for the people here chatting after dinner or something. Come back with me and get ready."
"Yeah!" Xiao Qi nodded, turned to me and said, "Brother, I have to work, we will talk later."
I looked at the back of Xiaoqi going away, and I deeply felt that I made the right choice to go home this time!
I walked around twice in place.
I think about the medicine I took in my stomach, who should I ask?Look at the way the old man looks, probably he won't tell me, my father, don't be funny.My mother... no?Taoist?Do you think he will tell me?
Come on, I still have to call third uncle.
There is a signal in the village, the tower built by the third uncle.I took out my cell phone and called my third uncle.
"Hey, eldest nephew, elder brother called me and said that you arrived safely."
I said, "Uncle, I'm so busy that I forgot to call you to report my safety."
"Haha!" The third uncle laughed for a while: "I don't worry about you, as long as you step into the mountain boundary of our village, it will be fine even if you lose it."
I smiled knowingly: "By the way, third uncle, grandpa asked me to ask Master Dao for medicine, and Master Dao gave me medicine. It's that kind of small green pill. What is that thing for?"
The third uncle laughed, hahaha, very, very smugly.
I gritted my teeth and said, "Third Uncle, what are you laughing at?"
The third uncle said: "Oh, my big baby finally bid farewell to being a virgin."
My face is darker.
"Third Uncle, tell the truth quickly. If you don't, I...I'll piss to death for you to see."
The third uncle haha: "Okay, big nephew, I won't tease you anymore. That medicine is my father, your father, and Taoist, who studied it together, the legendary 'No Leak Pill'."
I was surprised: "Uncle, there is such a thing."
Third Uncle: "Why am I lying to you? You boy, just wait. You know how troublesome it is to make, hey, it takes a lot of effort just to tell you. Anyway, you kneel down and thank the Daoist. This Dan, he put it in the Taoist prescription and studied it specially."
I was in a daze, I didn't hear what the third uncle said, and finally, I came back to my senses, said goodbye to the third uncle, put down the phone, and stayed there in a daze.
Don't miss out!
Hearing this name, it's quite evil.
In fact, this is not the case, how can I say this principle.
This has to be told from the perspective of Chinese medicine.Western medicine has not yet fully understood the ultimate mystery of the human body.
People are divided into nature and nurture.
The essence in the human body is divided into three types.
One is the innate essence, the other is the essence of water and grain, and the third is the acquired turbid essence.
Let me talk about the easy-to-understand first, the acquired turbid essence is the liquid that our men xxoo, which seems to be very little, but actually has many offspring.
The essence of water and grain refers to the nutrients absorbed by the human body after digestion through diet.
Congenital essence, this is a congenital true yang, which is the fundamental source of power to maintain all metabolism and physiological activities of the human body.
Men, growing up, looking for girls, fit, happy.
This, after being fit and happy, what is released is the acquired turbid essence.
Normal, regular fit and happiness will not damage the innate essence.
But if someone is suddenly full of lust, wanting to have more sex and more happiness, he is indulging in lust.Well, when your acquired turbid essence cannot come out, what you will lose is your innate essence.
The effect of Bu Le Dan is very wonderful.
It is equivalent to installing an encrypted lock for the innate essence.
That is to say, when you want to indulge in lust, if your acquired turbid essence is empty, no matter how much stimulation you receive, how many drugs you take, or how many supplements you take, as long as you don’t have enough turbid essence in stock, you will definitely not be able to get rid of it immediately. !
In the case of the wheelchair Luo, it was because of taking strong medicine that he stood up when he shouldn't have stood up, which damaged his innate essence, and ended up in that miserable state.
Don't miss the pill, the first is to put an insurance on me.
In case one day, your brain twitches and you want to indulge in sex, well, after taking this no leak pill, unless you have enough stock, otherwise, you will not be able to indulge.
Second, Bu Leu Pill can transform acquired turbid essence into congenital essence when you have a lot of inventory.So as to achieve physical fitness, improve brain power, and prolong life.
In conclusion, this never-missing pill can help men to have high-quality sexual intercourse in a safe and undamaged way.So as to completely avoid the occurrence of kidney deficiency! (I don’t know if students can understand this paragraph. If you understand, congratulations, you have mastered the basic knowledge of health preservation.)
The production of Bulou Dan is very troublesome.
Daoist has a set of bamboo slips that have been handed down, in which many Taoist prescriptions are recorded.It's a pity that 90.00% of the drug names in it, even grandpa, an orthodox Chinese medicine doctor, don't know what it is.
Master Dao, also knows a little about it.
Later, I heard that they traveled a few times for this purpose, and it seems that they have collected relevant information.Then, about two years ago, they started working on the medicine in it.
Not leaking pills is the result of their scientific research!
With infinite gratitude in my heart, I ran along the small mountain road and headed straight for the Taoist temple of the Taoist master.
But when I got to the door, I stopped in disappointment.
locked!
Hey……
Every time he looks like this, when I want to see him the most, he locks the door and goes for a walk in the mountains.
Yes, shopping is not popular here, but mountain walking is popular.
Master Dao may be chatting with the foxes at the edge of the den built by wild foxes on the mountain. I can't find it for a while.
Helpless, turned back and went home.
I went home first and had a warm conversation with my parents.
My old lady hasn't seen me for a long time. Thinking about this, she took out homemade beef jerky, sun-dried fruit, in short, stuffed all kinds of delicious food into my mouth.
My dad was talking to me while packing his medicine box.
At the end, he asked, "Did Master Dao give you medicine?"
I blushed, and weakly replied.
My father: "Well, in the future, I will grow snacks outside and do everything carefully, you know?"
Me: "Understood, Dad..."
I was chatting with my parents.
Suddenly, there was a clear and crisp copper bell sound outside the stilted building at home.
This ringtone is very refreshing. When you listen to it in your mind, you have a transparent feeling that your soul has been awakened.
When I heard the voice, I knew who was coming to see me.
At this moment, Dad raised his head, looked down at the door, and said: "Go ahead, people miss you, even though he is a lunatic, it's rare that he misses you so much."
I tried to nod.
I stretched out my hand to pack the beef jerky made by Dainiang, and rushed out the door.
In fact, before I came here, I thought about bringing some things from the city to the elders in my family.However, I went to the supermarket together, hormone meat, pigmented food, waste oil food, all kinds of adulterated products...
I knew it, forget it!
Just don't poison the villagers.
The well water in this mountain is ten times better than the most expensive mineral water in the city. I really don't know what to buy.
I rush out the door.
At a glance, there are six or seven children in a row, only five or six years old, smiling and lined up, stretching their arms, and moving forward with the rhythm of the copper bell.
In front of the children, there was an old man with gray and messy hair, wearing a tattered gray coat, ringing a copper bell in his hand, walking towards my house with a serious face.
He is Crazy Fifth Master, a mortician from Xiangxi.
Crazy Fifth Master was not crazy at first, and, I heard that he was young, not to mention handsome when he was seventeen or eighteen years old, and had a superb ability to Zhu You's corpse.
I am really unfamiliar with the ancient profession of exorcism.The degree of understanding is almost the same as that of the students who are studying, and their cognition is only in some novels.
What the Crazy Fifth Master has to teach is the true biography.
It's a pity that we didn't meet a good year.
Ten years of turmoil, that is, during the Cultural Revolution, he was classified as the five black categories, a stubborn feudal bad element.
The Crazy Fifth Master inevitably got into a fight.
Not to mention fighting, those people even asked Wu Ye to write a self-criticism, saying that his methods were all deceitful.
Those skills are the lifeblood of Master Wu!
How can he say he is a liar?If the fifth master kills you and doesn't say anything, he will be beaten, and if you don't say anything, you will be beaten again!
Just like that, a well-behaved person was tortured madly.
I vaguely remember what my uncles said, back then I was still a grandfather and Daoist, who walked hundreds of miles of mountain roads day and night, and then I did not know how to snatch Wuye from those people.
Grandpa and Taoist placed Fifth Master in the village.
Live for decades.
Delicious and delicious, keep it.
Fifth Master's insanity, although he often suffers from it. , but the fifth master is kind, even if he is sick, he just sits on the bed in a daze, and only repeats one sentence: "I didn't lie to anyone, it's all my ancestor's secret technique, it's to save and help people, I didn't lie to people..."
It's not like today, holding a copper bell, playing a game of driving corpses with the children.
Let the old brass bells...
Over and over again in the deep mountains and great swamps, echoing for a long time.
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