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What I'm doing now, to put it in the most plain words, is pretending to be aggressive!

Do I have that much spare money?No, am I a spendthrift character?no!

But at this juncture, you really have to pretend, pretend to be real, pretend to be real!

Having said that, no one can pretend to be rich, and no one can spend money when given money.But pretending to be a patient is a great knowledge.

Let’s take the needle I’m piercing now, which is also called the Cynomorium needle. In ancient times, there was a saying, it’s called the needle for pretending to be sick.

The minister, for some reason, did not dare to go to court.

The emperor asked, why didn't the old and the young come here today?

Re: sick.

Oh, let me take a look at this little Ai Qing.

I'm not sick, so I pretended to be sick at home, and then this letter, what should I do?

Invite the ancestors of my Ji family to come and get a needle. Hey, sure enough, he is sick.

The basic principle is to block the emission of the positive energy of the body and bring it back into the dantian.When it was over, the skin and flesh lost their nourishment and began to show a serious sickness.

Right now, I took off my trousers, put on a trousers top, and got the stitches.

After a short time, I felt that all the strength, energy and blood in my whole body were drawn down to the belly button.

After the work was over, I lay on the sofa, leaned on a big pillow, closed my eyes, and pretended to be dead.

Some time passed.

There was a cheerful sound of high-heeled shoes at the door, followed by the door opening sound, and then someone sang.

Clap!The movement of flying high heels.Then, the door was gently closed.

"Hey, boss, I went down to pick up the car. The security guard in the parking lot said that we owed half a year's parking fee, property fee, and more than 5 yuan. I gritted my teeth and swiped my card. Turn around You have to report to me... Hey, what's wrong with you, pretending to be dead?"

I pretended to be struggling to open my eyes, then looked at Xue'ezi and said, "Xiao Mi, I, I can't do it anymore. I got the needle, it was wrong, I'm going to die..."

Lan Xue'e panicked all of a sudden, her little face turned pale.

She ran up to me with bare feet, squatted down, looked at my body full of needles, and said tremblingly, "Boss, what's wrong with you? You...you can't die."

I stretched out my hand, grasped Lan Xue'e's little white claws, and said weakly, "I will die before my ambition is paid off! Xue'e, I'll take a step ahead. The big responsibility will be on your little shoulders."

Lan Xue'e: "I...my little shoulders can't bear it, I...what should I do, I...you...don't die. You..."

Me: "Uh..." I managed to let out a breath, then rolled my eyes and kicked my legs!He secretly adjusted the way of the turtle's breathing, made the breathing seem to be indistinct, then straightened the sofa, pretending to be dead.

Lan Xue'e is busy.

First he pinched my middle with his fingers, and then scratched the soles of my feet. Anyway, he kept tossing, but he still didn't see me wake up.

In the end, Lan Xue'e stopped torturing.

He began to walk back and forth in the living room repeatedly, as if he was thinking about a decision between his brows.

My heart is snickering, little moth, let's be small!hey-hey……

After a while, Lan Xue'e took out her mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Old Uncle Huang, it's me, I'm Xue'e, Mr. Ji, he's dead. He said he made a mistake with the needle..."

……

"Ah, what, I fell for it? Are you kidding me? No way!" Lan Xue'e heard this, hung up the phone, and rushed up through gritted teeth, "Da Jibai, don't pretend to be dead with me! I... You, if you don't get up again, I... I'll take off your pants. "

I laughed, Youyou: "If you have the ability, you can pick it up. After it's done, I promise you won't have a big aunt for ten months."

Lan Xue'e was aggrieved, she plopped down on the ground, stretched her two big white legs, and kicked wildly: "You are a bad person, you bully people, you... don't wear such a thing, I am a little girl, who am I to provoke?" Who is it, I am so unlucky, I am in South America, I was almost killed by someone... woo woo woo..."

Seeing that the trouble was getting a bit serious, I hurriedly advised: "Okay, okay, I mainly want to try it out and see if I can succeed in pretending to be sick. I didn't expect you to be quite into the show, hehe. Yes Now, tell me honestly, did Uncle Huang call you here, and what is Uncle Huang's real name? What does he look like?"

With tears on her eyelashes, Lan Xue'e looked up at me, wiped her nose with her hand, twitched again and said, "Huh! I won't tell you, even if I kill you. Anyway, you are a man, you can't bully girls Son. I just won't say..."

I relented: "Okay, listen to you. Can't I stop asking?"

Lan Xue'e just gave up.

After finishing the work, she took a tissue to wipe her crying face clean.Then she said to me solemnly: "Anyway, you just need to know that my job is to monitor you, and... and..." At the end, she lowered her head, quietly: "In addition to take care of you, that's enough..."

I sighed: "Take care of me. In the past, there was no need to take care of me, but now, it's impossible not to take care of me. Come on! Help me up first, and then give me a bath..."

"Ah... give you a bath? No way!" Lan Xue'e stared at me with wide eyes.

I smiled bitterly, pointed at the bottom of my trousers and said, "I wear this and wash it, can't I? After washing, I will change it by myself."

Lan Xue'e pouted: "That's pretty much the same. Otherwise, apart from seeing dead people on the dissecting table, I really haven't seen what a living person looks like."

I snickered: "Do you want to see?"

Lan Xue'e became weak: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I... Let me just say it casually, I really don't want to."

I asked Lan Xue'e to help me get the needle first, and then, I tried my best to move my tired legs, and walked to the bathroom step by step. After taking out the shower gel and rinsing it off, she turned off the nozzle, turned around and left.

I sat on the toilet, took off my underwear with great difficulty, and then shouted: "Xue'e, Xue'e, get me a pair of underwear."

"You wait."

After a long time...

"Oh, boss, you forgot to buy underwear."

I said, "Then you go downstairs and buy one for me at the convenience store outside."

"Ah..." Lan Xue'e cried out in despair, and then replied weakly: "Okay."

About 10 minutes later, Xue'ezi came back, entered the room, changed her shoes, went to the bathroom, and opened the door.

I stand up.

Xue'ezi: "Ah, jb! Alive!"

After shouting, whoosh, I threw the box of underwear on my face, covered my face with my hand, and ran away.

I laughed, unpacked, took out the underwear, compared them and shouted: "Xue'ezi, you bought too small."

Lan Xue'e: "That thing of yours doesn't look very big, so it should be suitable."

"Whether it's big or not, it doesn't depend on looking, it needs to be used!"

"Dead pervert, dead hooligan, ignore you!"

boom!The bedroom door is closed.

I smiled and changed my underwear, then walked back to the living room step by step, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV and started watching.

I can't sleep now.

Cancer is not so easy to pretend, one-way needles, no.It's a disaster!

Watching TV and staying up late is not counted, so I called Lan Xue'e to help me buy cigarettes.

I sit in the living room, watch TV, smoke, don't drink water, don't eat!

For the next two days, I survived in this way, and at least three times a day.

On the third day.I really can't do it.

Lan Xue'e looked at me and said that I was almost lost in shape, but when I spoke, I had a hoarse voice, weak and half-dead, and it was absolutely correct to describe me.

That’s not all, I put the wig I bought from the props store on my head again. As for the beard, I don’t need to wear it anymore. After two days, the beard grew wildly, absolutely artistic.

From the third day onwards, I couldn't stop sleeping, because if I didn't sleep, I would die!

But I must strictly control my sleep time, and only guarantee four hours a day.

Needling, of course, cannot be interrupted, this must be guaranteed.

On the fifth day.

I'm totally out of shape!

Limp and weak, his complexion is pale and waxy yellow, blue with blackish, black with purple.

The eyes are also dull, and people look dead.

ok!The actors are in place!Now let's set up the plot.

I started to ask Lan Xue'e to go to various pharmacies to inquire about and buy medicines for advanced cancer, and to go to major hospitals to find out where there are special medicines for advanced cancer.

At the same time, I asked her to let her go, we are not short of money!As long as you can survive, how much money will do!

For this matter, Lan Xue'e drove a Maybach around Xhai City for two full days.

It cost more than 40!

Bought a bunch of advanced cancer medicine.

"Hey, boss, do you mean this China Merchants Bank? Can you lure people out? There is also a large pile of medicines, all of which are regular medicines. It's a pity to throw them away. What should I do?" In the room, Lan Xue'e Pointing to a pile of medicines on the coffee table in a daze.

Sitting in a wheelchair, I said in a weak tone: "The medicine, when this matter is over, all will be donated. Someone needs it, and they have no money."

Lan Xue'e nodded, and suddenly she seemed to remember something, and took out a big invitation card from her LV bag.

"I went to a high-end shopping mall today, and found that there were postings for beautiful girls. I took it over and took a look, and said it was a rich man's blind date. I brought it along."

My heart moved, I struggled to shake the wheelchair over, took the post, and opened it.

It probably said that a rich man's blind date meeting will be held on a xx cruise ship in x sea. At that time, beautiful and confident girls can sign up for free, and men, each with at least 100 million identity deposit and 10 yuan Ticket money!

I looked at this post and I knew my opportunity was here.

Immediately, I called Lan Xue'e and said, "Well, you sign up for me immediately to participate in this meeting. In addition, when you sign up, you make it clear that I am a terminal cancer patient, a Singaporean, and I want to find a doctor in mainland China Pretty girls go back and carry on the family line!"

Lan Xue'e was stunned for a moment: "Is this okay? This trick is a bit damaged."

I laughed and said: "No loss, no loss at all, just wait and see the good show!"