Sister Meidi looked straight at me, then folded her arms and said like a woman, "Why?"

I said calmly, "Your daddy set me up as your legal guardian, and I have the right to restrict your behavior."

The girl didn't take it seriously: "I'll go, I'm over eighteen, and I'm still the legal guardian, why are you teasing my little girl? I don't need a legal guardian."

I am still indifferent: "Whether you need it or not, your drinking rights are in my hands. I want you to drink, you can drink, I don't want you to drink."

I gritted my teeth: "If you kill me, I won't let you drink."

Sister Meidi squinted her eyes, gathered murderous aura, and looked straight at her.

I squinted, gathered murderous aura, and looked at each other.

We two, just like this, fought murderously for a while.

The girl waved her hand, twisted her body, and said, "I'm going!"

I said: "Come back, the prelude to drinking hasn't started yet, why are you going?"

The girl stopped and turned around: "What? Prelude?"

I sternly said, "What's your name? How old is it? Where is your hometown? When was it born?"

The American imperial girl folded her arms in disdain: "Fannie, 18 years old and four months old, Texas, born at xx pm on xx xx, xx."

I went, it turned out to be a Texas girl.

It is said that only Texas girls are the toughest in America.

No wonder, under the quiet appearance, there is a strong woman's heart hidden.

"Okay, it's okay." I sent my sister Shan.

The girl rolled her eyes.

Muttering in his mouth: "You let my little lady dodge, but my young lady won't dodge. My little lady will fight against you!"

Then he sat down on the sofa, took the remote control, and started looking for a TV to watch.

I ignored it, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and started counting the girl's horoscope.

The horoscope can reveal a person's character, talent, and nature.

I pinched it, and the girl's horoscope gradually took shape.

The girl sits in the sun, Xinyou, hits, has no official position, but is prosperous in the year.His body is prosperous and his life is hard.It should be consumed, not supplemented.

What kind of information is this?

The general idea is that the girl is a sharp person, and people from Xinyou, especially the girls, are all fair and delicate.

There is no official in life, but a weak woman has an official, which is the most precious.

But this is an old saying, and it needs to be reinterpreted now.

Because now, there are many strong women.

Guan refers to a woman's husband.The ancients said that when you marry a husband, follow your husband, and when you marry a dog, follow your dog.There are officials, officials are prosperous, the consciousness is that someone is in charge, someone is restricting, and the husband is strong and can control this woman.

But in modern times, with more and more female men.

This statement needs to be changed.

This girl has no official life, which indicates that she is very likely to be an ignorant, unintentional, or even foolish type of person when it comes to the relationship between men and women.I just don't know how to deal with things like feelings.

Wealth is prosperous this year, that is to say, this girl has a good background and a relatively superior family background.

But the key problem is that the girl's life is too hard, and it's not enough to rely on the little fortune in the first year, but she also needs partial wealth.

Fanny's fortune is nothing...

I pondered this over and over again, and my mind gradually became clear.

Therefore, the first step of personality trait analysis, starting from the perspective of personality, and the plan to reverse its bad character came to mind.

Watched TV for a while.

At this time, the doorbell rang.

I ran out to pick it up.

Li Xue stood at the gate with a bottle of wine in one hand and said to me: "I really convinced you, people want to quit drinking, and you still bought wine. These two bottles of Erguotou almost broke my legs."

I said: "This is just the first step, you have to buy something for me." After speaking, I said a few more items.

Li Xue complained.

I said, "Come on, Goddess, Goddess is awesome."

Li Xue gave me a shy and angry look, got into the car quietly, and ran away again.

I watch, watch...

The car ass just disappeared.

Suddenly, I tightened my wrist, and watched little Fanny grit her teeth and grab the wine bottle: "Give me the wine, you give me, give me."

I won't give it, I just won't give it, even if you beat me, I won't give it either.

The two of us twisted and fought all the way, and rushed to the living room.

Then, I held up the wine bottle and said, "Here comes the wine, but now is not the time to drink it. After a while, everything is ready before you can drink it. If you snatch it from me, I will smash the two bottles of wine immediately."

"no..." The little demon moth was pitiful, with tears in her eyes...

I hug the bottle and watch TV.

Little demon moth, drinking the mineral water one gulp at a time.

After another two hours, I said, "It's time for lunch, you, who cooks in your family?"

The little demon glared at me, picked up the phone, talked on the phone, then put down the phone and asked me if I was eating seafood-flavored pancakes, or fruit flavors, or something else.

Dare love is a takeaway, so let’s skip this.I said, "Stop screaming, I'll do it for you."

I put two bottles of wine in my trouser pocket.

Then go to the kitchen and look around.

Well, I have them. I have flour, eggs, beef, and some vegetables in the refrigerator.

Take flour, pour water, beat eggs, knead dough, cut, then cut into diced beef, fry the pot, cook noodles, garnish with diced vegetables, and finally put seasoning.

All together!

Here comes the beef noodles.

The little demon moth looked dumbfounded.

I said, "Eat it! Please."

Take a fork, roll the noodles, and make them in one pass.

This is fragrant.

I can't wait to lick the bottom of the bowl for the little demon moth.

For the Chinese, to gain a foothold in the United States, their biggest capital is restaurants!

That's right, the Chinese's improved dishes have attracted a large number of American fans. These people are all fascinated by the taste of Chinese food.

Of course, not everyone likes it, and some people criticized it, saying that ours is a dark cuisine, and listed preserved eggs and stinky tofu, these two powerful foods.

Anyway, Xiao Yao'e is quite satisfied with my beef noodles.

Eat and drink well.

The doorbell rang again.

When I went out to meet her, Li Xue stood at the door with a big bag of things.

I accept.Shouted: "Long live the goddess, the goddess has worked hard."

Li Xuele.

I said again: "Why don't you go into the house together, have a drink with me and that little girl?"

Li Xue waved her hand: "I'm terrified of her, you can deal with her slowly, a few patients came to the clinic today, looking for Susan to see a doctor, I have to go to work."

I said: "It's hard work."

Li Xue: "By the way, Yizhuo is coming soon. She is going through the work visa process."

I said, "Well, work harder."

Li Xue smiled: "Definitely."

He took the things and said goodbye to Li Xue.

Going back to the house, the beautiful emperor girl said pitifully, "You can drink now."

I said: "Drinking is fine, but what! You have to learn a word for this wine, take a sip, understand?"

The American emperor girl doesn't understand.

it is good!

I let you understand.

What did Li Xue buy me?

Among them are pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, the four treasures of the study.

There are a lot of the above things in Chinatown, and they are easy to buy.

The girl was dumbfounded.

I spread the rice paper, took a marble paperweight to press it, found a pen, adjusted the ink, calmed down, moved my wrists and shoulders, and wrote a line of words!

girl...

"what is this?"

I use a Chinese saying: "If you don't see it, the water of the yellow stream comes up in the sky, and it rushes to the sea and never returns."

The girl frowned: "What?"

I put on the English translation again: "Ah, brother, don't you know? The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky. It rushes across the earth and flows into the sea. It will never turn back."

The girl nodded slowly this time, indicating that she understood.

I said, "This sentence is in Chinese. You can only drink it if you memorize it by heart."

The girl glared at me bitterly.

I will throw the wine bottle.

The girl gritted her teeth and used her strength to suck her milk: "Sir, no, rape."

I said: "It's not that you don't cheat, it's that you don't see it! You must pronounce your words correctly, and start over..."

To my surprise.The American Emperor's sister is quite spiritual.

Half an hour later, I was able to read the words correctly. Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River came up from the sky and rushed to the sea, never to return.

I said hello!

Come!Take a bite.

I took out a small five-cent cup from the paper pocket that Li Xue brought.

Then I rinsed it and poured two cups. I handed the cups to the girl and said, "I represent the Chinese. Nice to meet you, Fanny."

Fanny made me a little embarrassed.

After a moment, she thought about it, and then said, "Welcome to America."

Go one!

swoosh...

A small cup with five renminbi, it's stuffy in one sip.

After drinking this glass of wine, Fannie stretched out her hand and wanted to take it.

I held up the wine bottle and said, "If you want to drink again, you have to learn a sentence..."

This time, maybe Fannie was attracted by the 5000-year-old culture of Greater China, or maybe, the four treasures of the study are really new to the American girls who are used to laptops, ipads, and mobile phones.

So, she didn't refuse.

I write.

On the rice paper again, write it down.

"You can't see, Gaotang Mingjing is sad and white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening turns into snow."

I read a sentence in Chinese first, and then said in English: "Brother, don't you see that your parents' hair is all white? You didn't see that the hair that was originally black turned into snow in their old age. Is it white?"

This sentence is quite sad.

I said to Fanny: "Your parents brought you into this world, and you are getting old day by day. In the future, if you can't walk, get sick, or die, don't you feel sad? And the reason why you Being able to grow up so big is not only the obligation of your parents, but also their concern for you. Do you understand?"

Fanny was in tears!

This drunk lunatic, sister of the US Emperor, finally hid her tears.

After weeping twice, Meidi's sister suddenly jumped like a kitten, ran into my arms, leaned on my shoulder, and cried.

Here, an explanation is needed.

The American emperor's girl is crying in the arms of a man, but she just thinks that you are a temporary support, a support that makes her feel warm when she cries.

It has nothing to do with love, affection, or anything.

I patted the girl on the back lightly, and I said, "You must be very sad in your heart, you are wronged, just cry as much as you want."

As soon as the words come out.

The result was the opposite, the girl stopped crying, she twisted her belt and got up: "J, I want to drink."

I gritted my teeth: "First memorize this sentence before drinking!"

The girl took a deep breath: "You don't rape..."

Again.

"I don't see you, I don't see you, okay?"

Most of the afternoon!

I taught that "five-flowered horses, thousands of gold, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrows with you."

Then he made sense and made sense.

After the girl recited it by heart, she didn't snatch the five-dollar cup, but murmured in her mouth.

Hu Goose will come out to have fun with the beautiful uncle, and sell the eternal smoke with the evil father...

Eternal draw...

"Jack, I... "puff"... ah."

I said: "If you have any 'pumping', just say it and listen."

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