Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 104 Baby, you're not allowed to eat him, he eats poop.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the jade beads on the stone coffin and said, "Those are the nine orifice plugs. In ancient times, some people would use the nine orifice plugs to block all the holes in their bodies after they died in order to prevent the loss of their vital energy. Then, they would use special methods to prevent the body from decaying."

The jade bead in your hand is slightly larger than a human thumb and is cone-shaped. This shape is used to plug the anus.

The program's drone happened to be right next to Jiang Nanxi, and the audience was able to hear her explanation of science.

[That's true. I studied archaeology, and this thing is a posterior orifice bead. But shouldn't the jade plugs used to seal the nine orifices be inside the corpse? Why are they all piled up in this stone coffin? Where is the corpse?]

[Huh... So, Shen Lan kissed the thing stuffed in someone's ass? That's really disgusting!]

Shen Lan's face turned ashen, and she immediately put the cone-shaped jade bead back into the stone coffin.

The thought of kissing that cone-shaped jade bead just now made Shen Lan feel nauseous.

I feel like throwing up!

Jiang Nanxi narrowed her eyes and said, "These things are covered in heavy yin energy and resentment, which means that the ghosts of their owners have not yet dissipated. Aren't you afraid that people will come after you for taking so many?"

Although Shen Lan threw away the back acupoint bead, she did not take out the other jade beads from the bag, and even wanted to pick out other jade beads to put in.

Clearly, they didn't want to give up this immense wealth.

Shen Lan sneered, "I've known you for so many years, how come I didn't know you knew so much about burial goods? You haven't studied any related knowledge at all, so don't pretend to know what you don't!"

Jiang Nanxi had not learned any related knowledge in her life, but she had been a ghost for thousands of years after her death. How could she not understand these dead people's objects?

She chuckled, "A leopard can't change its spots. It's normal that you like the smell of this stuff. I suggest you put it in your mouth and suck on it again. Maybe it'll satisfy your craving. After all, there's no shit to eat in this tomb."

"Jiang, Nan, Xi!"

Shen Lan's voice, filled with gritted teeth, rang out.

You're the dog, you son of a bitch!

Seeing Shen Lan walk over in a fit of rage, even picking up a stone from the ground to throw at her, Jiang Nanxi quickly raised her hand and said to him, "Wait a minute."

Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm just kindly reminding you not to touch these filthy things from the dead. They might even save your life. How can you treat your savior like this?"

Shen Lan: "Is that how you remind someone?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, I misspoke. How about I apologize?"

Before Shen Lan could even agree, Jiang Nanxi looked at him with a very sincere expression and said, "I'm sorry, but I think that back orifice bead is just perfect for you. It matches your temperament so well!"

Shen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Look at your temperament, so cool and roguish, it suits you so well. Especially your eyes, they're the perfect roguish eyes, the standard for a cool and roguish handsome guy."

Shen Lan:?
audience:?
【Huh? Sis, that's so crude of you, hahaha!】

[Since that's the case, from now on we'll call Shen Lan "the handsome rascal with roguish eyes," to match his roguish charm.]

Shen Lan was so angry that her eyes were practically blazing with fury that she charged at Jiang Nanxi, yelling, "Jiang Nanxi, I've been putting up with you for so long!"

Shen Lan rushed to Jiang Nanxi's side, raised the large rock in her hand, and was about to smash it down on her head.

Jiang Nanxi nimbly dodged, then kicked Shen Lan in the back, sending him sprawling face-first to the ground, where he slid a considerable distance.

"you……!"

A large bloody scratch appeared on Shen Lan's face. He turned to look at Jiang Nanxi, whose bald humanoid puppet roared at him.

"Woof—!"

The underground palace was so vast that the giant human-pig puppet roared, and the echo reverberated.

When Shen Lan saw the grotesque expression on the human-pig puppet's face, and its body writhing eerily, baring its large teeth as if to charge at him, he was instantly terrified, his face turning deathly pale. He collapsed to the ground, too frightened to move. What kind of monster is this?!
Why would Jiang Nanxi be leading such a terrifying monster like a dog? That's ridiculous!

[Shen Lan, can't you learn your lesson? Why did you provoke her? You just put up with Sister Xi scolding you!]

[I'm dying of laughter, I think Shen Lan is about to pee his pants in fear. Wasn't he so arrogant just now?]

Wait, didn't anyone notice the human-pig puppet bark like a dog? Does this thing really think it's a dog?

Jiang Nanxi pulled on the rope, holding back the human-pig puppet. "Baby, don't be impulsive. You can't eat him. He eats shit. You're a pet dog. You can't learn from him."

The human-pig puppet immediately lay down quietly.

Shen Lan:?
audience:?
Shen Lan was so angry when he heard Jiang Nanxi's words that his nose almost twisted, but he couldn't beat Jiang Nanxi and was afraid of the big monster beside her, so he could only hold his breath and stay away.

When Jiang Nanxi saw that Liu Qingyan had woken up, she ignored Shen Lan and went to find him.

This relieved Shen Lan.

While they weren't paying attention, Shen Lan sneaked back to the stone chamber and continued packing the jade artifacts, putting all the jade beads into her bag to take away.

After he finished storing the jade beads, he discovered that there were many gold, silver, jade, and bronze artifacts in the underground palace.

Shen Lan glanced at the other path in the stone chamber, then at the gold, silver, and jade artifacts in the underground palace, and a hint of greed flashed in his eyes.

"Since we're already here, we might as well take more."

Shen Lan carried her backpack back into the underground palace, preparing to collect the valuable burial items on the ground.

Jiang Nanxi noticed his actions immediately and said coldly, "You can't touch anything in this underground palace. If you mess things up and cause us any trouble, I'll beat you to death."

"I'll move, so what!"

Shen Lan immediately picked up a pile of gold bricks at her feet, put them in her backpack, and then took several pieces of high-quality jade carvings.

This is not enough.

He also wore various precious jade pendants, jade ornaments, and jade charms around his neck, and his wrists were covered with jade bracelets.

His eyes grew increasingly excited. "No wonder some people like being tomb raiders! These things are enough for me to live comfortably for the rest of my life! Why would I need to work in the entertainment industry anymore? I'll never have to work a regular job again!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly said, "Tomb raiding is illegal. The drone is still broadcasting live. If you dare to take these things out, you can expect to go to jail!"

Shen Lan paused for a moment.

He turned to look at the drone not far away, picked up a gold brick, and threw it at the drone, trying to damage it.

[Guards! Protect the Emperor! Quickly, protect the Emperor!]

【Shen Lan, you unruly commoner, try hitting me! I'll call the police and have you arrested!】

[You idiot, you think smashing the camera will get you away with it? The police will still find you!]

The drone narrowly avoided the BRICS summit.

Seeing that his first attack had failed, Shen Lan wanted to continue, but suddenly a scream came from inside the underground palace.

The young tomb raider shouted in panic, "How come the lid of this crystal coffin is open? I remember it was sealed shut last time I came! And the concubine's body inside is gone!"

(End of this chapter)