Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy
Chapter 23 I really didn't mean to take your clothes off.
Chapter 23 I really didn't mean to take your clothes off.
"Uh."
Jiang Nanxi was stunned for a moment.
She stepped forward to check on Liu Qingyan's condition and found that the death aura around him was getting heavier and heavier, and a layer of black ghostly aura was shrouding his chest.
The ghostly aura floated above his chest, appearing to be the shape of a hand.
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Nanxi tore open Liu Qingyan's pajamas and saw a black ghost handprint on his chest!
"A ghost handprint? Where did that come from? This guy's been haunted by an evil spirit, doesn't he know how to get rid of it?"
He's not the Emperor of Fengdu, so how come he's being haunted by some unknown evil spirits?
Jiang Nanxi had many questions in her mind, so she squatted down next to Liu Qingyan and stared at his naked upper body for a long time.
This ghostly aura is very weak; it's not a very powerful ghost. When did it start clinging to Liu Qingyan? Wow, what a great physique! This ghost really knows how to pick its targets. Oh my, it even has eight-pack abs and a V-line. How come its physique is as good as the Underworld Emperor's?
It should be okay to touch it, right?
It's not like I've never touched it before.
Jiang Nanxi's gaze unconsciously shifted from his chest to his abs, and she even raised her hand to try out the feel of them.
"Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing?!"
Suddenly, the director's voice came through.
Jiang Nanxi noticed a group of people coming down the stairs staring at her, watching her as she prepared to grope Liu Qingyan.
Shen Lan and Song Shixing also returned, bringing a Taoist priest with them. They hadn't run away; they had gone to find reinforcements.
Jiang Nanxi said awkwardly, "I found a ghost handprint on his chest and was afraid he would die, so I took off his clothes to help him get rid of it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in men's abs, really."
The director's lips twitched. "If you take your hand off his abs, I might believe what you're saying."
Shen Lan said speechlessly, "You found a ghost handprint on his chest, so why did you put your hand on his abs instead of his chest when you saved him?"
"I just touched it... oh no, I put it down, you just didn't see it."
"?"
Although Jiang Nanxi turned off her phone's live stream, the camera set up by the director was still broadcasting live, and many viewers saw her actions.
[I'm speechless. What is Jiang Nanxi doing? Taking advantage of my crush?]
[What the heck is this handprint? I've been watching the live stream the whole time, how come I didn't see it?]
[Yan Shen hates being touched by strange women the most. A female celebrity once tried to use him to boost her popularity by touching his hand, and she was immediately blacklisted!]
[Jiang Nanxi, once I, Yan Shen, wake up, you're dead meat. You'll be blacklisted!]
Because Liu Qingyan's ghostly aura wasn't very strong, the camera didn't capture the ghostly handprint, and his fans proceeded to severely criticize Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi helped Liu Qingyan clear away the ghostly energy, and he woke up quickly.
Liu Qingyan saw Jiang Nanxi squatting down beside him, reaching out to button up his pajamas.
After a long silence, Liu Qingyan said, "Why... are you taking off my clothes?"
Jiang Nanxi didn't expect him to wake up so quickly. She looked at his somewhat gloomy handsome face and then at his pajamas that were half-buttoned up, and she couldn't help but let out a scream.
"Help! Help! I'm known as the purest and most innocent girl in our village. The village even erected a memorial arch for me! After seeing this, how can I ever face anyone again!"
Liu Qingyan:?
After shouting, Jiang Nanxi quickly left the guesthouse living room while crawling in the shadows.
Liu Qingyan: ? At this moment, the Taoist's voice came from outside the door, and he stood in front of Jiang Nanxi.
"Hey, this old Taoist priest has eyes of fire! I can tell at a glance that there's something on you. No normal person would do something like this. Stop right now and let me exorcise the evil spirit! Today's exorcism special offer: not 998, not 98, only 9998!"
"Oh no, how can I face people? How can I face people? I've already told you I was helping to exorcise evil spirits, why won't anyone believe me!"
Jiang Nanxi sent the old Taoist flying with a single blow, then quickly crawled away in the shadows and disappeared, as if some monster was chasing her.
The living room of the guesthouse.
Liu Qingyan straightened his clothes and stood up. Watching Jiang Nanxi's shadowy figure crawl away, he couldn't help but rub his temples.
Why is it still so abstract?
"Ah, how can this female ghost be so fierce!"
The old Taoist priest collapsed in the courtyard, got up covered in dust, and said to Song Shixing, "You've gotten yourself into big trouble. That woman is possessed by an extremely powerful vengeful ghost!"
Song Shixing frowned and said, "You mean, the ghost of this guesthouse has possessed Jiang Nanxi, which is why she did those strange things?"
"Yes! You all saw it too, she dared to mess with me. An ordinary person would only die if they encountered her! The 9998 package won't solve her problem, you need 99998 to solve it!"
That's nearly 100,000!
Song Shixing turned to the director and said, "Director, can the cost of exorcising evil spirits be reimbursed? I think it would be better to have him exorcise Jiang Nanxi; she's really acting very strangely!"
Before the director could answer, Jiang Nanxi returned at some point and poked her head out of the window, saying, "I'm fine. I've resolved the issue of the haunted doll. Director, you should pay me a million."
The director walked over, picked up the doll from the ground, and asked the old Taoist priest, "Master, do you see anything wrong with this doll?"
"There is indeed a problem."
The old Taoist priest said, "The doll has a ghostly aura, which means that a ghost was attached to it. However, that ghost has now left and attached itself to another place."
The old Taoist priest looked at Jiang Nanxi.
The director also looked at Jiang Nanxi, clearly not believing her words but believing the old Taoist priest.
Jiang Nanxi's lips twitched. "Please, I scared that child ghost away a long time ago. How could she possibly possess me? Even if I gave her a hundred lives, she wouldn't dare to possess me."
The director said to the old Taoist priest, "I'll give you 100,000 yuan. You can perform a ritual for her to expel the evil spirit from her body."
The old Taoist priest then asked, "Would you like us to place something here to ward off evil spirits? This little mountain village is quite eerie; strange things often happen. Placing something here to protect the house would be safer. Just add another 100,000 yuan."
Director: "Okay."
Jiang Nanxi was annoyed when she saw the two of them talking back and forth, completely ignoring what she was saying.
Jiang Nanxi angrily pointed at the old Taoist priest, "You stinking old Taoist, you're trying to swindle money and steal my business, are you looking for death?"
The old Taoist priest looked at her solemnly, "Her condition is very serious. We must perform a ritual immediately, otherwise the vengeful ghost will completely take over her body."
The director looked alarmed. "What will happen then?"
“Judging from your faces, each of you is destined for bloodshed. I suspect that after the vengeful ghost takes over her body, it will kill you all! Let’s perform a ritual as soon as possible. I will drive away what’s on her body, and then set up talismans to ward off evil spirits in the house, so the vengeful ghost won’t be able to come back!”
"Alright, let's perform the ritual now!"
The director gave Shen Lan and Song Shixing a wink, signaling them to restrain Jiang Nanxi first, lest she take the opportunity to escape.
Jiang Nanxi: ?
(End of this chapter)
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