Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 40 Taking You for a Broomstick Ride

Jiang Nanxi stared at the broom in front of her, its handle gleaming with gold, and she was utterly speechless.

She thought it would definitely not work this time either, so she just randomly drew a talisman on the broom, and it worked!

She drew several symbols on other things, but none of them worked. Only this one did.

Is she the chosen broom fairy?
Jiang Nanxi: "Forget it, let's look on the bright side. At least it's the same weapon my master used when he first beat me up. It's at least the same weapon my master used."

She sighed and quickly accepted that her first magical artifact was a broom.

Jiang Nanxi drew talismans on other things, all of which were her own, except for this broom, which belonged to the village chief.

She even went to the village chief and bought the broom with her own money.

The village chief said in surprise, "This is just an ordinary bamboo broom. You can just buy one at the market outside. Why would you buy mine?"

Jiang Nanxi: "As a ritual implement."

village head:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't underestimate this ordinary broom. I've actually modified it. It's not only my weapon, but also my mount."

village head:?
The village chief glanced at the coffin in the yard, recalling how Jiang Nanxi had carried the coffin back earlier and her rambling words. He felt that she seemed somewhat wise, yet also somewhat mentally challenged.

Especially now, Jiang Nanxi, wielding a broom, shouted, "The outcome is uncertain, we are all dark horses; when the alarm clock rings, we are all just oxen and horses. Knowing there are tigers in the mountains, we should retreat quickly, so we can run home faster from now on!"

The village chief fell silent for a moment, then asked Song Shixing beside him, "Is she really a celebrity? I think she might need to see a doctor."

Song Shixing also fell silent.

He had actually seen a lot of Jiang Nanxi's skills and originally wanted to say a good word for her, but the next second Jiang Nanxi picked up a broom and said, "Little Flying Man, let's go for a ride and let me see how fast you can fly. Then I won't have to squeeze onto the bus to go to work anymore!"

Song Shixing walked over and kindly reminded Jiang Nanxi, "You're not Harry Potter, your broom can't fly. Wake up."

Jiang Nanxi countered, "My broom can carry one more person. Do you want to come along?"

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she straddled the broom and raised her chin at Song Shixing.

"Come on, let me take you for a ride."

"..."

Song Shixing left immediately, leaving behind the comment, "Your mental illness must be intermittent."

As soon as he left, Li Chu ran over, "I'm coming, I'm coming! I'm bored after eating, Nanxi, take me for a drive!"

Song Shixing turned his head and saw Li Chu, who was also sitting on the broom, with her arms around Jiang Nanxi's waist.

The camera also captured this scene.

When the audience saw Jiang Nanxi riding on a broom, they were only shocked by her mental state, but when they saw Li Chu and Jiang Nanxi riding on it together, their feelings became more complicated.

It's quite remarkable that Jiang Nanxi can find fellow patients just by appearing on a TV show.

No wonder you two were assigned to the same team, turns out your conditions are similar!

[Is Jiang Nanxi a die-hard Harry Potter fan? But doing something like this on a variety show is a bit embarrassing.]

I wouldn't have done something like that until I was ten. I suspect Jiang Nanxi's IQ is like a ten-year-old's, or maybe she has delusions.

No sooner had netizens finished complaining than Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Peter Pan, take off!"

next second.

A golden light flashed across the broom, carrying Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu into the air, and then they flew out of the courtyard in a whoosh.

Song Shixing: ?

audience:?
The director was watching the live stream the whole time. He was about to send a message to Jiang Nanxi to tell her to act normal when he saw the broom suddenly fly out.

He quickly instructed his staff to operate the drone camera to follow them out, and they captured footage of them riding brooms and flying around the village.

The audience was completely dumbfounded. [Huh?! ...

Holy crap, is this really not special effects?!

[This is a live broadcast, how do you add special effects?]

Are you serious?

The audience wondered if they were hallucinating, or if the director had used wires to suspend the two actors.

But after observing for a long time, no one could find any trace of faking it. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu were indeed flying in the sky on broomsticks!
Li Chu's excited shouts could be heard from the air, "So cool! So cool! So this is what it feels like for Harry Potter to fly around on a broomstick!"

Jiang Nanxi was humming a song.

Harry Potter flies away on a broomstick!
Sorry, sorry~~
And my broom

But all they can do is clean up the garbage dump.
What is Happy Planet?

You poor bastard, you poor bastard, you poor bastard, sorry sorry~~

Li Chu: "I'm on Happy Planet now too, so I'm just sorry since you're not here."

Jiang Nanxi: "Sorry~ Sorry~"

Li Chu: "sorry~sorry~"

director:"……"

audience:"……"

Can you two be normal for once?!

Seeing the two of them flying happily in the air, some viewers couldn't hold back their excitement.

[My God, I can't even imagine how fun this would be. If I rode one of these to work, I'd definitely be the coolest guy in the whole company.]

If I had one of these, why would I even bother going to work? I'd just go deliver food, throw it through the window, and kill the other delivery drivers.

[You two get down here and let me go up and play for a while. Don't force me to kneel down and beg you!]

[Jiang Nanxi!!! I've been your fan for fifty years! Have you forgotten me? Hurry up and post a link so we old fans can buy it!]

[Sister Xi, I want to buy it too! Have you forgotten how we knew each other when we were little? We used to play at each other's houses, we were such good friends! Hurry up and send me the link!]

Jiang Nanxi had no idea how excited the audience was by her actions, to the point that her Weibo followers were increasing at an alarming rate.

After taking Li Chu for a ride on her broomstick, she returned to the village.

I was on my way back to the village chief's house when I passed by a house and heard a piercing scream coming from inside, "Ah! My...my stomach! What happened!"

The broom paused for a moment as it flew.

Li Chu also heard the voice and couldn't help but say, "It sounds like that pregnant woman's voice. Is she going to give birth to Yaozu tonight?"

"Go down and have a look."

Jiang Nanxi lowered the broom, which landed on a tree outside the family's yard. She and Li Chu were about to squat on the tree to see what was happening in the pregnant woman's home.

The scream just now came from An'an's mother. She was lying on a deck chair in the yard, and her belly was visibly growing bigger.

Her belly, which was only slightly protruding at first, has now grown to the size of a soccer ball.

And her belly continues to grow bigger.

Li Chu stared at the scene in shock, exclaiming, "My God, her belly is getting bigger and bigger! It can't be a normal pregnancy. Is she carrying a ghost?"

Jiang Nanxi said, "You guessed half right."

As soon as the words were spoken, a lot of blood flowed from between the woman's legs; something was being born!
(End of this chapter)