Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 42 Thank you everyone, this is what I deserve.

Just as the ghost baby was about to touch Jiang Nanxi, her figure suddenly disappeared from the spot.

The director and the audience were stunned for a moment, wondering how she did it. The ghost baby couldn't find her and looked somewhat bewildered.

Jiang Nanxi reappeared behind the ghost baby, then grabbed the broom in her hand and smacked the ghost baby's head hard.

There was a pop.

A flash of golden light appeared on the broom, and it slammed the ghost baby to the ground, flattening it.

"hiss--!"

The ghost baby let out a weak scream, and the ghostly energy tried to re-coalesce its body, but Jiang Nanxi grabbed a broom and started hitting it wildly.

Bang bang bang!
This slap shattered the ghost baby into a large mass of ghostly energy, rendering it unable to make a sound.

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand, and the ghostly energy flew to her fingertips, where it was absorbed into her body and transformed into spiritual power.

The scene fell silent instantly.

Jiang Nanxi jumped over the courtyard wall, picked up her phone and glanced at it. She saw that the screen was full of donations, even more than when she dealt with the Mother-Child Demon.

I thought there was going to be a fierce battle, but you just resolved it like that?

[This is ridiculously strong! I can't believe it. Is this really not scripted?]

[Sister Xi, I gave you twenty rockets as a reward, could you please share the link to this golden broom?]

[Me too! I want to go too! I've tipped seven Carnivals, I want to go to Happy Planet too!]

Jiang Nanxi: "There's only one golden broom, and I don't know when I'll be able to make a second one, so I can't upload a link. But thank you all for the donations anyway, as I deserve them."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she exclaimed "Wuhu!" and then rode away on a broom with Li Chu.

Jiang Nanxi: "What is Happy Planet?"

Li Chu: "This is Happy Planet!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Since you're not on Happy Planet, then I can only say sorry~ sorry~"

Li Chu: "sorry~sorry~"

director:"……"

audience:"……"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

You little brat!

[That bitch is so mean! Where's my forty-meter-long sword? I really want to kill her!]

Waaaaah, can't you really take me with you? I want to go to Happy Planet too!

I wish I could fly up into the sky on a broomstick too!

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu were riding brooms, originally planning to go back to the village chief's house, but when she looked down, she suddenly noticed a sneaky figure approaching near An'an's house.

Jiang Nanxi rode her broom back, but instead of landing, she remained in the air, watching the situation in the yard.

A tall, thin man in tattered clothes climbed over the wall into the courtyard, then took out a small knife and dug out the hearts of the two corpses on the ground.

Li Chu also saw the man. Her eyes widened suddenly, and she whispered, "Nanxi, he... he... he's the murderer!"

Jiang Nanxi saw the man cut out his heart and put it into a burlap sack full of blood.

Her eyes darkened. "He's never killed anyone, he's not a murderer. It seems the hearts he dug out were all from the dead."

Jiang Nanxi stared at the burlap sack and found it bulging inside, clearly containing more than two hearts.

Jiang Nanxi did some calculations with her fingers, then rode her broom around the village once more, her expression changing slightly.

She exclaimed in shock, "Is this thing really that ferocious? It can release several ghost infants to kill people; more than ten people died in just one night!"

"hiss--"

"hiss--"

In the darkness, the cries of other ghost infants could be faintly heard, but after killing certain people, these ghost infants did not linger in the village and ran directly towards the back mountain.

Jiang Nanxi found the man again and discovered that he was carrying a burlap sack and was also running towards the back mountain.

"How does this guy know where people will die, and why does he immediately run to dig out their hearts after they die? Is he in cahoots with evil spirits?"

Li Chu hugged Jiang Nanxi's waist, saying with a mix of timidity and curiosity, "How about we go take a look?"

Jiang Nanxi said, "Do you know what's hiding in the back mountain? That thing can control ghost babies to come into the village and harm people, which means it's even more powerful than ghost babies!"

Li Chu: "Then let's get rid of it, and then the two of us can just go on a rampage!" Jiang Nanxi turned to look at her, her expression seeming to say, "How come I didn't know you were this strong?"

Li Chu coughed lightly, "What I mean is, I'll take care of the 'ga ga' (a sound effect), and you take care of the 'random killing' (another sound effect).

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

audience:"……"

Jiang Nanxi rode her broom to the back mountain, curious about what was causing the trouble.

Once inside the back mountain, the ghost baby's voice disappeared, and the forest became exceptionally quiet, without even the chirping of insects or birds.

Deep in the woods stood a dilapidated little temple, its roof broken and one wall collapsed. The temple was surrounded by piles of rubble and overgrown with weeds.

Jiang Nanxi pondered and said, "There's only one temple here. Could this be the temple where An'an was talking about seeking divine pills?"

Li Chu was surprised, "This dilapidated temple is called a temple? It looks so gloomy, it feels like a ghost temple."

"Go down and have a look."

Jiang Nanxi rode her broom faster than the man, who hadn't even reached the dilapidated temple yet.

They got off the brooms and hid in the nearby woods to observe the dilapidated temple.

One wall of the temple had collapsed, and they could clearly see the scene inside the temple.

There is a brand-new statue of the Goddess of Fertility in the temple. The statue seems to have been carved recently and looks out of place in the dilapidated temple.

Beside the statue, an elderly woman with white hair sat cross-legged, muttering incantations.

Jiang Nanxi was a cultivator with excellent hearing, and she could hear the old woman saying, "Dead, all dead, all sins should end."

After saying this, the old lady sat cross-legged and began chanting sutras for the deceased.

"Is this the sorceress who sells medicine?"

Jiang Nanxi could hear what the old woman was saying, but the temple was shrouded in a thick ghostly aura, forming clumps of black mist, so she couldn't see the old woman's face clearly.

The old woman closed her eyes, and the sound of chanting continued. Jiang Nanxi then saw a female ghost in red covering her ears as she crawled out from the corner of the wall.

This female ghost is quite pretty, but she exudes a strong aura of malevolence and is a high-level vengeful spirit.

at this time.

The man who had been digging out hearts also arrived near the ruined temple. He saw the female ghost by the wall and walked straight toward her.

The female ghost looked at the man excitedly, "So many! Give them to me, quickly! The old woman has gone mad, she's going to kill us all! Give me the hearts, then I can kill her!"

Just as the man was about to hand the burlap sack containing the heart to the woman in red, a gust of wind blew out of the dilapidated temple, sending him flying.

The woman in red seemed unable to leave the ruined temple area, and said anxiously, "You idiot, how can you be so stupid? Quickly throw the thing to me!"

The man looked at the dilapidated temple with apprehension. "She knew I was here, I...I..."

There was a snap.

The female ghost used her ghostly energy to slap him out of thin air. "What do you mean, 'you'? I became like this because of you! Can you stop being such a coward? Hurry up and give me your heart, give it to me! You shameless man, you're both shameless and stupid, hurry up!"

"Okay, okay, I'll throw it to you right away. Don't be angry, it's all my fault!"

The bag fell a little further away, and the female ghost obviously couldn't touch it with her ghostly energy. The man quickly crawled over, picked up the burlap sack, and was about to throw it to the female ghost in red.

Jiang Nanxi rushed out and kicked the burlap sack even further away.

"Who are you! What are you doing!"

The man glared at her.

Li Chu also ran out, looking at him in surprise, "So you're not a murderer, you're just a simp."

Jiang Nanxi: "Nonsense, he's not a simp, he's clearly a puppy-like boy."

The man angrily pulled out a knife.

Jiang Nanxi said, "I didn't mean to insult you. I just wanted to express that animal-type boys are very loyal and cute."

But you're so loyal, even after she became a ghost you still help her, and all she does is beat and scold you. Why are you still helping her? She doesn't care about you at all! Don't get trapped in love. A young person's ambition should be freedom and distant places, so you should leave her as soon as possible.

Man: "Heh, what do you know? She only hits me because she loves me, otherwise why doesn't she hit other people?"

Jiang Nanxi: ?

Li Chu: ?
After the man finished speaking, he took the knife and stabbed Jiang Nanxi directly.

(End of this chapter)