Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 67 Liu Qingyan: I predicted your prediction!
Jiang Nanxi ran all the way back to the guesthouse with the cat in her arms and found the director.

The director glanced at the tabby cat in her arms and said regretfully, "You've got the wrong one. I wrote in the mission clues that it should be a gray tabby cat with white gloves, but your gray tabby cat doesn't have any white fur on its four paws."

Jiang Nanxi: ? ? ? ? ? ?
The camera then shifts to Liu Qingyan's side.

He stood outside the bamboo forest, looking in the direction Jiang Nanxi had run off in. There was no anger or resentment on his face, but rather a meaningful look, with a faint smile on his lips.

After a while, Song Shixing came out of the bamboo forest carrying another gray tabby cat.

This tabby cat has all four paws covered in white fur, which is what the director meant by a gray tabby cat with white gloves.

[Hahahaha, damn it, Liu Qingyan had a trick up his sleeve—hiding crucial mission information!]

[So Liu Qingyan had already anticipated Jiang Nanxi's attempt to steal it? He deliberately brought out the wrong cat, leaving Song Shixing to hide in the bamboo forest with the correct one?]

[Jiang Nanxi: Haha, I predicted your prediction! Liu Qingyan: Yeah, I predicted your prediction of predictions!]

These two are more than 800 cunning individuals combined; they're at least 1,600!

When Liu Qingyan returned with the cat, she saw that the director had already prepared the stage for the awards ceremony.

Jiang Nanxi lay on a table in the audience with a look of utter despair. “I’m so tired. It feels like an eighty-year-old left-behind elderly person carrying sixty buckets of water under the scorching sun to water vegetable seedlings at the village entrance, only to find out after they’ve finished watering someone else’s land.”

Seeing Liu Qingyan approach, Jiang Nanxi glanced at him quietly, then suddenly laughed, "Haha, you accidentally fell into your brother's trap, how happy you are, it turns out you were hanging yourself."

Jiang Nanxi writhed in the shadows on the table like a maggot. "There are too many shadows in life... Hehehe, it's so cool, I like it. I'm a coward, you mess with me and although nothing seems to happen on the surface, nothing really does happen in reality, hahahahahahahaha."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

other people:"……"

Is she really okay?

After Liu Qingyan went on stage to receive the award, she held a large card with a prize of one million yuan in her hand.

He went to the table where Jiang Nanxi was lying and said to her, "I'm so happy to have won the award today, I couldn't help but want to share some with others. How about I give you 500,000? It's not much, but..."

Jiang Nanxi sprang to her feet with a swift movement, looking at him excitedly, "Okay! I don't mind!"

Liu Qingyan: "But I held back."

Jiang Nanxi: ? ? ?

Seeing her smile freeze on her face, Liu Qingyan smiled back, and turned to leave in a good mood.

[Haha, the smiles don't disappear, they just shift... well, they shift to my and Yan Shen's faces. This is the first time I've seen Jiang Nanxi get the short end of the stick on this show!]

[You two should just stick together! You're both so mean, you're both ruining each other's lives, don't ruin others'!]

"Liu Gou, I'll fight you to the death!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly shouted and jumped off the table, rushing towards Liu Qingyan from behind and grabbing his neck with her arms, putting him in a chokehold.

Jiang Nanxi roared, "Do you even know who I am? How dare you mess with me? Let me tell you, it's not that I say goodnight after the sun goes down, it's that the sun only dares to go down after I say goodnight!"

Liu Qingyan: "I'm so scared! Who exactly are you?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Remember this, Satan has two horns, but I, Madan, have three horns!"

Liu Qingyan was shocked, "Could it be that you are... Makka Pakka!"

Jiang Nanxi: "That's right, I can say goodnight to you with a smile, or I can make you stay goodnight forever! Try messing with me again!"

Liu Qingyan was silent for a moment before saying, "Then do you know who I am? You'd better let go of me now."

Hearing his icy tone, Jiang Nanxi's heart skipped a beat. "Who are you?"

Haha, finally stopped pretending, huh?! I knew it was you, the King of the Underworld, the Great Emperor of Fengdu!

I admit you're very strong, but you're still not quite up to the task of fooling my discerning eyes!
Liu Qingyan: "Why do you think I'm waving at you? Actually, I'm just measuring your height to see if my shroud is long enough."

That's right, I am... Igubik! Jiang Nanxi: "..."

director:"……"

audience:"………………"

My silence was deafening.

[Some people wear interstellar commander's robes, but secretly they want to wear the same hospital gown as Jiang Nanxi.]

I was watching "In the Night Garden," and you two were watching "Lao Tzu's Garden," right?

Jiang Nanxi also wrapped her arms around Liu Qingyan's neck from behind.

Because Liu Qingyan is quite tall, nearly 1.9 meters, Jiang Nanxi's actions forced him to bend over backward. He couldn't help but say, "Makka Pakka, could you let go of my hand? My back hurts."

Jiang Nanxi: "Give me 500,000, and I'll admit you're Yigubigu."

Liu Qingyan: "Then I'm not."

Jiang Nanxi: "Aren't you the heir to a wealthy family in the capital with assets worth hundreds of billions? Why do you insist on competing with me for a prize of only one million?"

Liu Qingyan: "I am rich, but that doesn't mean I don't love money. Of course, the more money the better. How about this, I'll treat you to a big meal after the show."

Jiang Nanxi: "Eat at the highest-rated Michelin-starred restaurant!"

Liu Qingyan: "Mm."

Jiang Nanxi then reluctantly let go of his hand.

Although she lost the million-dollar prize, she got a free meal. Jiang Nanxi had previously earned a million each from the director and Liu Qingyan.

Thinking about these things made her feel a little better.

When the show ended and everyone was preparing to go home, the director came over to look for Jiang Nanxi.

This episode has been more popular than ever before, trending on social media every day since it premiered.

Jiang Nanxi deserves much credit for this.

For example, right now, because Jiang Nanxi asked Liu Qingyan for the 500,000 yuan bonus, she was once again criticized by a group of netizens and became a trending topic. As a result, many passersby clicked into the show to see which person could be so shameless.

The director said to Jiang Nanxi, "Nanxi, although you didn't win, this episode was very successful. I'm planning a new show later, how about you become a regular guest?"

Jiang Nanxi only cared about one thing: "Will the pay be the same as it is now?"

Given her status, she shouldn't be able to get such a high price; she had to work hard to get it.

"Yes, just like now."

The director said, "The last episode of 'Retreat to the Countryside' has been filmed. The new program is a wilderness survival type, which is currently very popular both domestically and internationally. I think you are also very suitable for filming this type of program."

"Then, as a regular guest, you can participate in six episodes instead of just one, which will provide you with a stable income."

"it is good!"

Jiang Nanxi readily agreed.

Actually, the director was already planning a new variety show before filming this episode. The episode's immense popularity also helped him secure a significant amount of sponsorship for the new program.

After discussing the new variety show, the director suddenly said slyly, "I know a TV director who's preparing a new drama, and I recommended you for the lead role. Here's his contact information; you can talk to him."

"The female lead?"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the director in surprise, finding it hard to believe that someone of her current status would dare to recommend her for the lead role.

The director's voice came through again, "I heard they're going to cast Teacher Liu as the male lead. Teacher Liu's shows are usually huge hits, so you'd better seize this opportunity."

(End of this chapter)