Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 72 So focused on work, I forgot to hang myself.
Hou Xiaogang had been giving orders and making some brainless and unrealistic opinions, but no one refuted him because he was a senior figure.

Jiang Nanxi's rebuttal made him lose face, and he couldn't help but say, "How can you talk like that, young man? What's your name?"

Jiang Nanxi: "My surname is Ma, the Ma of cattle and horses, the Ma of dying on horseback. I am also a black sheep. On the surface, I am amiable, down-to-earth and hardworking, but in reality, from the moment I join your team, I will turn all your success into nothing."

Hou Xiao said unhappily, "What do you mean by that? As the team leader, I'm only giving my opinion for your own good, aren't I? These things are so unhealthy. If you take them to the rainforest and eat them for half a month, you'll be ruined! You young people are so lazy, you can't even cook for yourselves!"

Jiang Nanxi boasted about self-heating rice, saying that after finishing a bowl of rice, she also ate corn sausage, instant noodles, compressed biscuits, and nut chocolate.

Didn't you hear me?

Hou Xiao's voice came again, tinged with annoyance, "Can you please stop eating this junk food? Go and return these things, and use the money to buy some useful food!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Sorry, I forgot to reply to you. I've already been sent to work and am now resurrecting, so you'd better not bother me."

If you disturb me, I might not be able to revive; I'll turn into a zombie and bite you to death.

Hou Xiao: ? ? ? ?

Hou Xiao glared angrily at the director, his eyes questioning what was wrong with this woman. The director pointed to his temple, indicating that Jiang Nanxi had something wrong with her brain and that he should be more tolerant.

Hou Xiao could only take a deep breath and say to the others, "Quickly return all your junk and go buy better stuff!"

As a result, everyone stood still because they had already bought all the things they needed for outdoor survival, and they bought the best items in town.

If we return all these things, what should we buy?

Are you really going to buy some vegetables, meat, and fresh noodles, carry them into the rainforest for a day, and then go hungry the next day looking at the spoiled food?
Hou Xiao, that old bastard, has no outdoor survival skills whatsoever. The director probably just cast him to annoy people!
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood still, completely at a loss as to how to address Hou Xiao's request.

Li Chu looked up at the roof beam. "My neck is so itchy."

Song Shixing sprawled out on the sofa, looking utterly pathetic.

Liu Qingyan held a rope, "I was so busy with work that I forgot to hang myself."

[I'm seriously speechless about Hou Xiao. Is this some kind of explosive show right from the start? Surviving in the wilderness without compressed biscuits, eating self-heating rice, and cooking with fresh vegetables? Is he out of his mind?]

Everyone knows fresh vegetables are nutritious, but you're not here for a vacation, you're here for wilderness survival, okay? Your main task is to survive in harsh environments!

[Just like my idiot boss, always making unreasonable demands without any regard for practical considerations.]

The atmosphere at the scene was heavy and awkward.

Hou Xiao was dissatisfied with those items, but the others felt that there was nothing wrong with what they bought and refused to return them, so everyone stayed in the living room without moving.

Liu Qingyan hung a rope on the roof beam, and Li Chu immediately stuck her head inside.

"What are you doing?"

Hou Xiao became even more dissatisfied.

"I only offered some useful suggestions, but instead of trying to solve the problem, you just want to run away, give up, and pretend to be crazy. Your generation is far too fragile!"

He pointed at Li Chu and said, "Don't think you can escape your problems by hanging yourself. Even if you die, you'll be a coward in the underworld!"

"Teacher Hou, that's going too far!"

Song Shixing, who was trying to "rescue" Li Chu, retorted with barely suppressed anger, "It was your opinion that was unreasonable in the first place. We argued back, but you wouldn't listen. Everyone was in a bad mood, so why did you talk like that? How can you have no empathy at all!"

"What's unreasonable about it? Is it so hard for you to buy some vegetables and meat, and bring a pot to cook your own meals? I'm definitely not going to eat that junk food." "Then starve to death!"

Song Shixing said the most vicious thing he had ever said since he started participating in the show, then rescued Li Chu and went back to lie on the sofa, not wanting to talk to Hou Xiao anymore.

[Song Shixing is a well-mannered rich kid who pays attention to his image on variety shows. It's really pushing people to the limit that he said something like that.]

Why did the director choose this guy as team leader? He knows absolutely nothing about outdoor survival, and he's so sarcastic! I strongly suggest replacing him with a different guest!

Amidst the public's anger.

Jiang Nanxi burped, stood up, and said, "Everyone, don't be angry! Getting angry is bad for your health and will affect our ability to complete the challenge!"

Jiang Nanxi took out a clay pot and said, "We are always annoyed by some people in life, which is normal. Now I have a good way to cool down and share it with everyone."

Add 0.5g dried tangerine peel, 3g pinellia, 0.9g licorice root, and 3g poria cocos to three bowls of water and boil over high heat until reduced to one bowl.

Everyone turned to look at her.

Song Shixing said wearily, "Sigh, I've gone to so many places to buy things, and they say everything I bought is junk. He has so many complaints, why doesn't he just go and buy things himself?"

I really need to cool down. I'll go buy some Chinese medicine now and brew it for everyone to drink!

Jiang Nanxi: "After you finish boiling it, remember to pour it on the other person while it's still hot; it won't be effective if it cools down."

Song Shixing: ? ? ? ? ?

Hou Xiao: !!!
Since there were no medicinal herbs in the guesthouse, Jiang Nanxi took a clay pot and cooked instant noodles.

But she cooked instant noodles that she bought herself, not the kind of pickled cabbage and beef noodles that Shen Lan supposedly made by stomping on pickled cabbage.

After cooking the instant noodles, Jiang Nanxi didn't eat them, but just stood next to Hou Xiao with the clay pot in her hand.

Hou Xiao looked at the steaming casserole and, recalling what Jiang Nanxi had just said, felt a pang of unease.

The director said this woman has mental problems, and what she just said proves it. This crazy woman won't actually throw hot soup at him, will she?
Seeing that Hou Xiao had quieted down and stopped talking, Jiang Nanxi picked up her chopsticks and started slurping her instant noodles.

[Hahahaha, wasn't Hou Xiao so arrogant just now, giving orders? Why is he so quiet now? Is he afraid of being too shameless and getting splashed?]

[I told you, even idiots need a lunatic to cure them, and there's no idiot Jiang Nanxi can't cure.]

After Jiang Nanxi finished her instant noodles, Hou Xiao didn't mention buying anything else.

at this time.

The production team brought over a map, and Hou Xiao coughed a few times and said, "We're leaving for the rainforest tomorrow, let's discuss the route now."

Everyone gathered around the table.

Hou Xiao placed the map on the table and said, "Each of you should write a route report for me, explaining the reasons for choosing this route, its advantages, and listing any potential problems that may arise along the way, as well as how to solve them. The report should be at least 10,000 words long."

audience:?
other people:?

Jiang Nanxi rolled up her sleeves, stood up, and jumped onto the table with a thud.

(End of this chapter)