Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 74. Even being mentally challenged is still intelligence, so what?
Jiang Nanxi thought for a while and realized that the requirement was simple, since the outdoor survival challenge was to be completed by the team.

During the rainforest trek, the guests had to work together, and she couldn't leave the team to complete the journey alone.

"can."

Jiang Nanxi agreed.

"But you're a rather cunning person. You'd better transfer half the money to me as a deposit first, otherwise forget it."

"..."

What do you mean by him being insidious?
Liu Qingyan was speechless for a while before transferring 2.5 million to Jiang Nanxi's bank card.

"I've transferred the deposit to you, is that okay? You have to protect me, help me win, and let me get some prize money to recoup my losses."

Jiang Nanxi looked at her bank card balance with a happy smile and gave him an OK sign. "I'll take care of it."

The two had just finished chatting when Hou Xiao's disgruntled voice came from behind them, "Jiang Nanxi, Liu Qingyan, what are you two doing? Have you finished writing your report?"

Jiang Nanxi's smile vanished instantly, and she opened the Word document with a bitter expression.

While typing away, Jiang Nanxi said to Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, do you know what the meaning of roses is? I really want to give Old Man Hou a bunch of roses."

Liu Qingyan was shocked. "Isn't this inappropriate? He's over forty years old, and he has a wife and children."

Jiang Nanxi: "Meitian goes to work, sooner or later I'll be in Guixi."

Liu Qingyan paused, pondered for a moment, and then said, "Then I think jasmine flowers would be more appropriate."

"why?"

"A jasmine leaf on the neck, a beautiful woman and herself."

"Hehehehehe, I'll go pick some jasmine flowers later and give Old Man Hou a big portion."

"Spray some more pesticide on it, the kind that evaporates easily; if you inhale it, you'll die immediately."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie."

"whee."

Other guests: ?
audience:?
[No, what are they grinning about? What secrets could a VIP like me not be allowed to hear?]

[That's why you two are sitting at the same table; you're probably discussing your illnesses, aren't you?]

Although I couldn't hear what they were saying, their expressions were rather frightening, reminding me of the villain Liu played in her last movie.

Bang.

Hou Xiao threw a pen onto the table where Jiang Nanxi and the others were sitting, and said unhappily, "You two have so much to say when you're writing a report? And you're laughing, what are you laughing at!"
Everyone's working so hard on their reports, can you two please stop disturbing them?

Jiang Nanxi straightened her bared teeth and suddenly stood up seriously. "I've finished writing!"

"So fast?"

"Not bad!"

Hou Xiao glanced at her in surprise.

I thought she would continue to play dumb and not write the report, but I didn't expect her to finish it so quickly.

Hou Xiao then said to her, "Then send your document to the group, and I'll take a look at your plan."

"Ok."

Jiang Nanxi sat down, logged into WeChat, and clicked send.

The program's cameras moved next to Hou Xiao and filmed his phone screen, wanting to show the audience what Jiang Nanxi had written.

A ding-dong sound.

System notification: [“Sexy Female Cockroach” sent a Word document in the group chat.]

audience:"……"

Hou Xiao: "..." Hou Xiao didn't have Jiang Nanxi as a friend. When he saw this nickname in the group, his forehead twitched.

He didn't want to say much at first, but then he suddenly saw Jiang Nanxi's profile picture, which was actually a cartoon cockroach wearing black stockings!
Hou Xiao couldn't help but say, "Jiang Nanxi, is that cockroach you? Can you please stop using such a disgusting profile picture and nickname?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you discriminate against small animals?"

Hou Xiao: "Is that a small animal? That's a cockroach, one of the four pests! How could anyone use such a disgusting thing as their profile picture and nickname!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Oh, then call the police."

Hou Xiao: ? ? ?
Hou Xiao was almost so angry that her heart ached, but then the group chat started buzzing with messages again.

System notification: [“18-year-old innocent boy” sent a Word document in the group chat.]

System notification: [The "escaped mother monkey from Flower Fruit Mountain" has sent a Word document in the group chat.]

System notification: [“Akina Mountain Speed ​​King” sent a Word document in the group chat.]

System notification: [A Word document was sent to the group chat with the message "It's big, just bear with it."]

System notification: [“The one who isn’t loved is the mistress” sent a Word document in the group chat.]

Hou Xiao: ? ? ?
director:? ? ?
Wait, what's with these people's nicknames? They all seem so weird!

The director had friends of these guests and had saved their names in his notes, so he hadn't realized that their nicknames were all so abstract!
[Help! Hahaha, who do these nicknames belong to? How come I'm only just realizing that these people are all weird?!]

[“It’s big, just bear with it” is definitely Shen Lan’s line; she emphasizes things the less there is!]

[Song Shixing should be considered the "Akina Mountain Speed ​​King," given that he just won the World Championship.]

[So you mean, the innocent 18-year-old male college student is our aloof and cold Yan Shen? Ahhhh, how is that possible? How could he have such a nickname!]

Hou Xiao fell silent instantly, completely at a loss for words. He couldn't very well ask the other six guests to change their WeChat nicknames, could he?
With a gloomy expression, he opened the files in the group chat and first looked at Jiang Nanxi's document.

1. What should I do if I encounter danger?
At worst, I'll just die.

2. What should I do if I get lost?
So what? I'm not going to die anyway.

3. How to improve efficiency?

I'm going to die right now.

4. How to conduct team social interactions?
Just pretend I'm dead.

5. What if I can't complete the challenge?
Once you're dead, everything will be fine.

6. How to communicate with the team leader?
What can I do? Should I just die?

7. Daily self-reflection: Why am I still alive?

8. Team spirit: We can die together.

9. Supplementary content: Aba aba aba aba aba aba aba aba (N aba's omitted below)
After reading the report, Hou Xiao immediately flew into a rage. "What kind of nonsense did you write? And your word count is insufficient; even with the padding at the end, it's only five hundred words!"

Jiang Nanxi nodded, "It's only five hundred words."

Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"

Jiang Nanxi: "If you read it once, it's 500 words. If you read it 20 times, isn't that 10,000 words? Isn't 20 x 500 10,000? You can't even do this? Have you never studied math?"

Hou Xiao was shocked and roared, "Is this how you calculate ten thousand words?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then tell me, is 20 x 500 ten thousand? Is it ten thousand? If not, then how much is 20 x 500? Or are you unwilling to watch it twenty times? As the team leader, why are you so lazy?"

Hou Xiao: ? ? ? ?

Hou Xiao took a deep breath, utterly exasperated. "What kind of logic is that? Who calculates a 10,000-word report like that? Are you mentally challenged?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Being mentally challenged is still intelligence, so what? Doesn't it represent my wisdom? Otherwise, why would the word 'wisdom' be added to this term?"

Hou Xiao: ?
director:?
(End of this chapter)