Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 82 I've been a villain for so long, why haven't I achieved my goals yet?

Jiang Nanxi's words left Hou Xiao speechless, and Hou Xiao looked at her with a shocked expression, as if she were looking at an alien.

After a long pause, Hou Xiao finally managed to squeeze out a sentence: "Reality isn't a novel. Have you been reading too many of these kinds of novels and lost your mind?"

Jiang Nanxi: "There are no domineering CEOs in real life? Then a CEO is fine too. Can you give me a referral? I can be domineering or not."

Hou Xiao: ? ? ?
Hou Xiao stood there, rubbing her hair in frustration, looking at Jiang Nanxi in disbelief.

No, how dare she?

[Hahahaha, Old Hou's expression is hilarious! It seems the way to deal with this kind of fatherly middle-aged man is to learn to talk nonsense!]

[I've learned something! Next time a relative tries to introduce me to a job, I'll say the same thing!]

[Watching a variety show today, I was diagnosed with being a domineering CEO. I fit all the descriptions Jiang Nanxi gave me, and I've also read hundreds of professional books. I suggest Professor Hou recommend a job for me too.]

[I want it too! I want it too! Nothing else, I just want to adapt to the life of luxury homes and cars as soon as possible!]

Seeing that he remained silent, Jiang Nanxi asked again, "Teacher Hou, don't you have any suitable resources? Then why did you introduce them to me?"

"Alright, stop talking!"

Hou Xiao said angrily, "With your ideas and way of thinking, it's no use introducing you to resources. You'll end up in a mental hospital sooner or later!"

Jiang Nanxi was puzzled. "You were the one who offered to introduce me to a job first. I just stated my own needs. When you're helping someone find a job, can you ignore their needs?"

"What if I want to be a CEO, but you introduce me to a cleaning job? Wouldn't that be inappropriate?"

Hou Xiao: "..."

Hou Xiao immediately covered her ears and ran into the guesthouse, instantly losing all desire to communicate with Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi chased after him and asked, "Teacher Hou, are you really not going to ask me to exorcise the evil spirit? Two million is already a very cheap price."

"For just two million, you can sleep soundly at night, without nightmares, sleep paralysis, or hearing strange noises, and you won't have to worry about your life. Aren't you going to contact me?"

Hou Xiao snorted coldly and said, "I already have excellent sleep quality, I don't need your help! Don't even think about swindling my money! Only a fool would fall for your clumsy scam! You're better off swindling people out of money to exorcise evil spirits than trying to trick them into buying health supplements!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, when you get old, I'll trick you into buying health supplements."

"So you're really not going to ask me to help you exorcise the evil spirits? I'm not lying, I'm a good person for now."

Hou Xiao was utterly speechless.

"I was just joking, I wasn't giving you advice, why are you so quick to jump on the bandwagon!"

All of your ideas are wrong. I really don't understand how the production team could invite such a despicable person like you!

Jiang Nanxi paused, then thought seriously for a moment. "What you said makes sense. I am a petty person. But I've been a petty person for so long, why haven't I achieved my goals yet? Isn't it said that petty people achieve their goals?"

Hou Xiao: ? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
[Hahaha, I think Old Hou is going to be driven crazy by Jiang Nanxi's logic. This old man was driven mad by Jiang Nanxi last time, why hasn't he learned his lesson!]

[Jiang Nanxi: If the world kisses me hard, I'll stick out my tongue; if the world flips me the middle finger, I'll sit on it; if humanity insults me, I'll feel good; if reality slaps me, I'll say, "Daddy, I want more!"]

[Hahahaha, damn it, no criticism can make Jiang Nanxi feel insecure; she always manages to regain her confidence from various angles.]

Now, Hou Xiao not only lost the desire to communicate with Jiang Nanxi, but also didn't want to see her at all, and hurriedly ran back to her room upstairs.

Jiang Nanxi remained standing there, sadly watching the direction Hou Xiao had run off in. "I've thought so much about him, and I've accepted all his criticisms, so why doesn't he trust me?"

Liu Qingyan walked over, patted her head, and said, "Let's go, go back to sleep." Jiang Nanxi followed Liu Qingyan upstairs, and then the two of them went into his room together, which shocked all of Liu Qingyan's fans.

No, you invited her to come along?

【Ahhh, Yan Shen, what are you doing? How could you just casually invite a girl to your room?!】

Why did you two go to the same room so naturally? What is your relationship?!

But after a while, Jiang Nanxi came out again, dragging a sleeping bag in her hand.

After Jiang Nanxi came out, she squatted outside Hou Xiao's room, listening to what was happening inside.

The sleeping bag next to her wriggled like a caterpillar, and then Liu Qingyan unzipped it from inside, asking sleepily, "I was sleeping soundly, why did you drag me out?"

"Didn't you say you couldn't be more than two meters away from me? That's why I brought you out with me."

But I was sleeping!

“You only said I couldn’t leave your side by more than two meters, but you didn’t say I couldn’t bring you along. As a bodyguard with professional ethics, I have to take you with me.”

Liu Qingyan curled her lips slightly, "If you don't sleep well at night, you might die suddenly while hiking in the rainforest the next day. Doesn't the employer's life matter?"

With a ripping sound, Jiang Nanxi suddenly zipped up his sleeping bag. "Don't make a sound, don't disturb me while I'm making money, or I'll throw you into the latrine."

Liu Qingyan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "I know what you're going to say, but don't say anything yet, listen to me. You paid me to protect you, didn't you? But when you made your demands, you didn't say you couldn't throw your employer into a latrine."

Liu Qingyan:? ? ? !
Are you a bodyguard? Don't you think you look like a terrorist?!
Before Liu Qingyan could say anything more, Hou Xiao's screams and cries suddenly came from inside the room.

"Ah! No—! Get away! Don't eat my flesh! It hurts! Get away! Get away!"

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up, and she quickly kicked open Hou Xiao's door, "Teacher Hou, I've come to save you!"

The door opened, and the drone camera followed. The audience saw Hou Xiao screaming and rolling around on the bed in terror.

"Ah! Don't bite me! Get away!"

Hou Xiao kept waving his hands, trying to open something, but there was nothing around him in the shot.

However, compared to the light outside, Hou Xiao's room was particularly dim, and the whole room was gloomy.

Jiang Nanxi stepped forward and said, "Teacher Hou, you're having a nightmare. Wake up!"

Jiang Nanxi pressed down on Hou Xiao's body, trying to stop him from rolling around on the bed and trying to wake him up, but Hou Xiao kept his eyes closed and kept shouting.

"Mice, so many mice! Don't bite me! Don't bite me anymore! I didn't eat them! I didn't eat your flesh! Don't bite my flesh!"

[What rat? Who's eating the meat?]

There are no mice in his room, could he have had a nightmare? Is the dream that bad?

Why is the light in this room so dim? There seems to be a shadowy figure behind the curtains.

Many viewers felt a chill run down their spine upon seeing the situation in Hou Xiao's room.

[Holy crap, that's not a figure, it's definitely not a person, it looks like... a...]

(End of this chapter)