Merry small electric farmer

Such a beautiful scenery has already made Xiao Hai lose his mind. He squinted his eyes and said with a chuckle: "Okay, sister Liu, I will keep in touch when I have time..." Pa... Before the word yo was spoken, several car advertisements were taken. On Xiao Hai's face, the bubbles that came out of the nose of the small electric baton were directly extinguished, sticking to his face and chin, a sticky piece, which made his eyes sore, a few drops The sad crocodile burst into tears. "Nana, you can hit as long as you want. If you don't take the dead hand, hit the bottom and hit the top after kicking. You attack up and down, left and right, and let brother have a way to survive." "It's easy to hit you. If you If you dare to flirt with some non-human people, flirt with each other, be careful I'll blow your dog's head!" Liu Na glared at Xiao Hai, then turned her head to Liu Lei and raised her chin, snorted coldly, and stepped hard , The engine roared, and the Buick rushed out of the parking lot like an arrow from the string, and drove to the street, leaving behind two trails of white smoke from the tires rubbing against the ground, and a burnt smell permeated the air among! "I made a mistake, Nana, slow down, the Kung Fu Beauty Fairy will turn into a violent beauty in a short while, I'm not ready yet!" Xiao Hai panicked as he stared at the passing cars. Shouted, clutching the armrest tightly with both hands.It's cool for a man to be wild, but it's even cooler for this woman to be wild!Seeing the white Buick disappearing into the traffic, Liu Lei put her arms around her shoulders and smiled playfully: "Liu Na, Liu Na, you have been this virtuous since you were a child, and you have never changed it when you grow up. What do you say about you?" Okay, you play with me, right? I will play with you. When I was young, I would grab your toys and Barbie dolls. When I grow up, I will grab your boyfriend and your man. You will never be able to play with me! !” Three Audi cars, like three running black beetles, rushed down the Xingsang Expressway and rushed towards Sangzhou County.In an Audi car in the middle, a young man with tattoos sat on the co-pilot, turned around and asked, "Brother Rui, do you think that little farmer can come?" , He will most likely follow, is he amazing, is he capable, but when there is a time to show off, why doesn't he come to show his hospitality." "Brother Long, can the master we invited be okay, don't be given to me by that kid again." Clean it up, let us lose our wife and lose our army." "Don't worry, Master Lian Minglian is young, his ancestral home is in Jiaozuo City, Henan, and he has practiced in Yuntai Mountain behind closed doors for 28 years, and his knowledge is profound. , Repairing a small farmer can be said to be easy and effortless." "That's good, that's good, we were almost burnt by the small farmer last time, this time, we roasted him, put some chili powder, Pepper paste or something, I ate him with hot sauce, he dared to go against Brother Rui, and he was the one who wanted to die if he robbed Brother Rui of his girlfriend!" Thinking of the experience of being beaten by Xiao Hai last time, Chen Rui couldn't help shivering, waved his hand at the young man and said, "He's numb, I'm really worried, you call Master Lian over." The young man immediately called, three cars stopped at the same time, one was wearing A middle-aged man in a Taoist robe and a Taoist crown stepped down from the car in front, held a whisk in his hand, stroked his four-inch black beard and sat in the Audi car in the middle.Chen Rui hurriedly handed over a bottle of mineral water, and said with a smile: "Master, you have worked hard all the way, do you feel tired?" The sycamore tree shook his head and said with a smile: "Boundless Heavenly Venerable, I have been wandering around the world for more than 10 years, and I have suffered countless hardships. The mere [-]-kilometer road is nothing to worry about." "That Lian Master , The kid we met today did have supernatural powers. He knocked the three of us down with one palm, burned all our clothes, straightened his hair, burned his fine hairs, even the feathers of birds were bald, and he fainted to death In the past, to this day, I still... still have lingering fears, master, can you really... Can you deal with him?" The Taoist chuckled, shook his whisk and said: "Infinite Heaven, monks jumped out of the three realms, not in the five elements, I I shouldn't have bothered about this matter, since the benefactor has asked the poor Taoist, the poor Taoist will help you with justice and ask for an explanation." The Taoist took a sip of water and continued: "It is said that among gold, wood, water, fire and earth, silence and solidity are Gold, strong and gentle is wood, nothingness and formless is water, strong and passionate is fire, and the end and beginning are earth. According to the benefactor, Pindao can infer that this person can burn your clothes and set them as fire If you want to subdue this person, you can't do it by force, you must use softness to overcome rigidity, and water to overcome fire!" "Water to overcome fire?" Chen Rui nodded and said: "Water can overcome fire, what the master said makes sense , but I don’t know what kind of water the master has to subdue this kid. I guess ordinary water will definitely not work. Don’t dare go to the public bathhouse to take a bath.” The Taoist stroked his beard again and said: “Everything is mutually restrained, and there is a cause and a predestined relationship. This kind of water must be used." After speaking, the Taoist lifted up his robe sleeves and took out a small pot made of jade from his waist.The jade pot is ten centimeters long, with a small mouth and a big belly. The whole body is emerald green, shining green light in the sunlight, which makes people feel love when they see it. Treasures of the world! "Master, what kind of holy water is in your pot?" "My pot is filled with holy water from the Queen Mother's Yaochi!" "Holy water? Is the holy water still floating among the people?" People went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Because Sun Wukong, the great sage of Qitian, made a big disturbance in the Peach Blossom Festival and spilled fine wine into the Yaochi, the Queen Mother invited Guanyin Bodhisattva and asked to wash the holy water of Yaochi. Throw it into the Yaochi, then tilt the mutton-fat jade bottle, shake the dust, and the water in the whole Yaochi will be sucked into the mutton jade bottle. About [-] minutes later, pour the holy water into the Yaochi, so the water in the Yaochi It was clean as before, without any impurities. The Queen Mother was very grateful, so she filled ten bottles of holy water with this green jade bottle and presented it to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Later, my ancestor's ancestor was accepted as a disciple by Guanyin, and he gave a bottle Give him the holy water. The ancestors of the ancestors regarded this bottle as a treasure, so it was passed down from generation to generation, and finally passed into my hands. Although using this bottle of holy water to deal with an ordinary supernatural person is a bit overkill, but it seems that Chen For the sake of the young master, even if I don't want to part with it today, I have to part with it, who told you to be Mr. Chen."