Merry small electric farmer

Xiao Hai chuckled, pulled Lian Ming and Chen Rui to the grass, and patted their faces with his hands: "Wake up, son of a bitch, wake up because he's numb." Before waking up, Xiao Hai stood up, looked around to see if there was no one around, unbuttoned his belt to reveal little Xiao Hai, and started spraying water on their faces. "Pfft..., cough cough cough..., what is so embarrassing." Chen Rui woke up first, his nose and mouth were wet, he wiped it with his hand in a hurry, raised it to his nose and smelled it, and immediately cursed loudly Said: "Xiao Hai, I love your ancestor, you are so fucking stupid and bury me with dog urine!" You don't know what to do!" Xiao Hai kicked Chen Rui to the ground, begging for mercy repeatedly.Xiao Hai sneered: "Say it again, what's that on your face?" Play dead. "Again, what is that on your face?" "Holy water, the holy water left by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the world!" Xiao Hai laughed loudly: "Forget your wink, you licked the holy water on your finger and swallowed it!" I will spare you today!" Chen Rui's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was beaten out of psychological barriers. He wished he could find a crack in the ground and escape immediately. He didn't have the heart to waste time with Xiao Hai, so he hurriedly raised his wet fingers , put it into his mouth and sucked it, and immediately spit out eighteen mouthfuls, almost vomiting out the morning meal. "Why, doesn't it taste good? I can't give you some freshly baked ones." Xiao Hai glared at Chen Rui, untied his belt, and was about to pour water.Chen Rui shivered in fright when he heard this, he still needs water, the smell on his numb hands is enough, if you still water it, you won't let people live.He hastily turned the ten fingerwheels into his mouth, licked the wet liquid all over, and licked his lips with his tongue after sucking to prevent any remaining juice from remaining outside the mouth. "The guy who is greedy for life and afraid of death!" Xiao Hai snorted coldly, put the little Xiao Hai he took out into his crotch, and turned to look at the Taoist priest. "Get up, do you still want me to help you up?" Xiao Hai kicked the Taoist priest. He knew that the Taoist priest had already woken up, so he squinted and pretended to be dead.The Taoist hurriedly removed the hand covering his eyes, got up quickly, and immediately threw himself on the ground again, nodded and bowed his head and said: "Oh, brother, I can't get up now, this leg may be broken, it hurts so much, it hurts so much, It hurts me to death!" The Taoist priest's forehead oozes beads of sweat the size of soybean grains, Xiao Hai knows that he is not lying, people can pretend, but sweat beads cannot be faked, they are not controlled by human will.Xiao Hai frowned, bent down to touch it, and found that the calf bone was broken. "Want to rush to the hospital, first eat the holy water in your hand." Xiao Hai narrowed his eyes.Lian Ming hurriedly opened his mouth wide, like a bear eating honey, and licked his hands clean, even his wrists. He didn't feel a trace of anger, it was really more holy than holy water. "Brother, you can take me to the hospital now." Xiao Hai snorted coldly, pulled up Lian Ming's trouser legs, and ordered: "I'll help you connect it, don't move around, if you move around, it's life or death I don't care about it." Lian Ming nodded his head, someone helped to set his bones, so of course he didn't dare to move around, it would be troublesome if he became a lame if he got a wrong connection.At this time, Liu Na ran over with her graduation certificate, and saw Xiao Hai going to join Lian Ming's leg bone, she was surprised and said, "Can you do it? Bone setting is a technical job, and ordinary surgeons can't do it. You can't do it." You can't do this after studying medicine." "It's definitely possible, I took over the legs of a dog, there is no difference between a human and a dog." Lian Ming's jaw dropped, and with tears in his eyes, he said: Brother Xiao, Uncle Xiao , Xiao Zuzong, I am a human leg, not a dog leg. If you really can't do it, I can crawl to the hospital by myself, saving you trouble and trouble. "Xiao Hai waved his hand, so frightened that Lian Ming hurriedly shut up, not daring to fart again. Xiao Hai asked Liu Na to help hold Lian Ming's leg, and his hands groped around the broken bone to find the fracture After the treatment, he straightened the bone position, then secretly invoked the qigong mental method he invented, adjusted his breath and luck, concentrated his thoughts on his right hand, and conducted electric energy to the wound through the palm of his hand, performing Xiao-style electrotherapy. Lian Ming originally thought that Xiao Hai used it to The leg bones were fixed with branches and sticks, and he went to the hospital for surgery. Unexpectedly, he actually used qigong to help him heal his injured leg! He has seen qigong cure diseases before, and they all treat yin and yang disharmony, insomnia and dreaminess. For internal diseases such as qi stagnation and blood stagnation, I haven’t seen anyone use Qigong to treat broken bones. He is joking about socialism. No way, just make a joke. Who can be cured by him? The little farmer was playing monkeys. Half an hour later, Xiao Hai wiped the sweat off his forehead and stood up, kicking Lian Ming: "Okay, get up. "Lian Ming raised his eyebrows. Today he was being played like a monkey. He made me stand up after breaking my leg. I really don't want me to recover." I didn't hear that, hurry up! "Xiao Hai roared. "I heard it, I heard it, sir, I will get up now." Hearing Xiao Hai's howl, Lian Ming trembled in fright, and stood up with his injured leg crossed. "Put that leg down and walk back and forth a few steps." "Lian Ming was scolded in his heart. He drank other people's urine today, and was teased by others again. He was ashamed and thrown home. Just leave if you let him go. If you don't go, you will be used again. Gently left foot As soon as he touched the ground, he slowly shifted the center of gravity of his body to the fractured left leg. "Huh?Why is there no pain, is he anesthetized? Startled, Lian Ming shifted his entire weight to the injured leg, but there was still no discomfort in the leg. Lian Ming frowned. After thinking about it carefully, he suddenly felt something wrong. If his leg is broken, he can no longer stand up. If he put all his weight on the injured leg, he would fall to the ground. He still stood on the ground normally. , Is it really healed? Lian Ming walked slowly a few steps with anxiety, then ran back and forth a few steps, and finally put his face in his hands and laughed loudly: "My mother, my leg It's all right, my legs are all healed, thank you so much, brother Xiao, uncle Xiao! Lian Ming was ecstatic, wishing to kneel down and kowtow to Xiao Hai. Xiao Hai kicked him, dragged Chen Rui over, gave the two of them an ideological and political class, and asked them to do more good deeds. To do evil, in Yurou Township, if you find a dime, you have to hand it over to the police uncle; when you see an old man crossing the road, you have to help him; To warn, don't let illegal practitioners destroy the family life of the common people. The educational activity was carried out for two hours to ensure that the educational content is deeply felt.