Merry small electric farmer
Chapter 520 Great Insult
Xiao Hai let out a strange cry: "Look at my brain, it's completely flooded, and I'm as stupid as a paste. It turned out to be Song Yaxin, a beautiful woman in Song. I didn't recognize her in a military uniform. The contrast is too great. You wear it This outfit is so mighty, so handsome, so cool, I can't even breathe air."
"Cut, you can exaggerate. You still have a little memory, otherwise you wouldn't want to walk out of this door today, hum!" Song Yaxin shouted with her hips on her hips. Although Xiao Hai was a little annoyed that she didn't recognize her, after hearing some flattery, All the fumes dissipated.
The four men in sunglasses behind Song Yaxin heard Xiao Hai's confession, and couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing secretly. This kid still doesn't understand Commander Song, and he doesn't like being flattered to her the most.
"What are you laughing at, you only called people here now, and it's delaying me a lot, do you know?" Song Yaxin turned her head and shouted at the four of them.
The four people were taken aback. Unexpectedly, Battalion Commander Song did not get angry with Xiao Hai, but lost his temper with the four of them. The leading man in sunglasses hurriedly stood up and said, "Report to Battalion Commander, Boss Xiao's skills are very good, we want to try it out." Try, as powerful as you said, so some time was lost, we admit the mistake."
Song Yaxin breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Xiao Hai with a smile and said, "Really, I warned you not to provoke him, who did it?"
"Me." The man in sunglasses who had fought with Xiao Hai stood up.
"Tell me what's good about you. You are all wearing glasses when you arrive at the base. Take them off for me. Change them back into military uniforms and come here again. Let me introduce you."
"Yes." The four soldiers ran out, and after a while they put on their uniforms and ran into the house again.
Xiao Hai glanced at several people, but he didn't recognize anyone.The effect of ordinary clothes of emotion is very different from that of military uniforms.
Only then did Song Yaxin introduce the four to Xiao Hai one by one, and Xiao Hai shook hands with the four enthusiastically.
They are all members of the Navy Special Forces, and the one who fought against Xiao Hai is Fan Yuanyuan, who holds a deputy platoon rank.The leader was Guo Zi'ang, who was in the platoon, and the other two were Cheng Tianxing and Lu Shouyi, both excellent special forces members.
"How about it? Boss Xiao's skill is not bad." Song Yaxin patted Fan Yuanyuan.
Fan Yuanyuan nodded: "It's great. He knocked me down with just one hand. If he tried his best, the four of us wouldn't even be his opponent."
"Oh? No way, it's difficult for me to deal with the four of you, but can he treat the four of you?" Song Yaxin wondered.
Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hands and said, "They were praising me, I'm not that good."
"Whether it's a compliment to you or not, we'll know after trying. Let's go, let's go to the martial arts field, I want to compete with you, don't hold back from me." After speaking, Song Yaxin strode out.
"That Battalion Commander Song, we can't do this. I don't want to fight you. After being in front of so many fighters, I would lose face to you." Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Besides, I'm so far away. Come here, you won't welcome me with a fight, will you?"
Song Yaxin laughed loudly: "When it comes to my three-acre land, it's not up to you to decide. If I want to compare with you, I have to compare. Don't care about face. There is only winning or losing here, no face."
"Let's go buddy, you still want to play tricks after the beauty called you?" Guo Ziang poked Xiao Hai's waist and pushed him forward.
"Yeah, don't you want to try our battalion commander's skills? I have a little secret, so I might tell you." Fan Yuanyuan said with a mysterious smile.
"What secret?" Xiao Hai reluctantly walked forward with a group of people.
Cheng Tian walked forward, leaned into Xiao Hai's ear and said: "Our battalion commander said that if anyone wins her, she will marry him with her body and without any money."
"She is the little hot pepper in my military camp. She has a single head of garlic. No one can beat her. She is proud. If you knock her down, you can win her heart. It is a great thing to be famous, rich and beautiful. And I I also told you that her father is a leader in our army, if you climb such a high branch, you will prosper, don't miss this opportunity." Lu Shouyi said with a grin.
Xiao Hai smiled wryly, he didn't want to tell these people, but in fact he had dealt with Song Yaxin a long time ago.Just like what Lu Shouyi said, she is a one-headed garlic pepper. She is so powerful that she almost beat him to death in the car supermarket. He didn't want to provoke her.As for her strong backing and strong father, they didn't attract him much, and the little farmer was not interested in these.
Guo Ziang pushed Xiao Hai's shoulder: "What's the matter, buddy, don't be a coward, everyone has challenged you, and you are still dawdling here, isn't it shameful?"
Several people pushed and shoved, leading Xiao Hai to catch up with Song Yaxin.
Xiao Hai is so angry, people don't want to go, one of you plays the flute, the other pinches your eyes, don't you push me into the kang, it really makes this girl anxious, I guess I won't be able to sleep well for half a month .
"The platoon leader Guo, the platoon leader Fan, and the two brothers, it's okay to take me to the martial arts arena, and it's okay to let me compete in martial arts. Can you tell me whether I will lose or win this martial arts competition?"
"Win, let our brother vent his anger and win glory for the masters. If you lose, it's better not to let you go." Several people said in unison, demanding that Xiao Hai must win.
Xiao Hai suddenly realized: "I understand, I must win this contest."
"Yes, the game must be won!" Several people echoed.
Talk to each other to compete in the martial arts field.
It is said to be a martial arts field, but it is actually a big bunker, the size of three basketball courts, with a thick layer of sand inside.
Seeing Song Yaxin standing in the arena, the four pushed Xiao Hai into the bunker with force.
"Boss Xiao, come on, Boss Xiao, come on!" The four stood by the pit and applauded together.Hearing the shouts of several people, busy soldiers in the distance ran over quickly, and after a while, hundreds of people surrounded him. When they saw someone challenging the base pepper, they couldn't help clapping their hands, cheering for Xiao Hai.
Xiao Hai's head is hurting, the incident is getting worse and worse, why are there still audiences.
Looking at Song Yaxin again, she was so excited that she jumped up on the spot. Her not-so-high figure was like a rabbit, and she was very dexterous. It seemed that she was insane. The more people there were, the more excited she was.
"Xiao Hai, come here. I'll fight with you for three hundred rounds. Let me show you what you have." Song Yaxin ticked Xiao Hai with her fair index finger.
"Xiao Hai fights! Xiao Hai fights! Xiao Hai, come on! Xiao Hai, come on!" More than 100 people applauded Xiao Hai at the same time.
Xiao Hai swayed his legs, walked into the battlefield trembling slightly, glanced around, suddenly felt a little guilty, even though he sang with Qian Feifei in front of tens of thousands of people in Hangcheng, he was not as guilty as he is now.
He wasn't afraid of failure, let alone being afraid of embarrassment, mainly because he didn't know how to deal with this girl.
If he wins against her, Xiao Nizi has so many subordinates, let them see Xiao Nizi's jokes, Battalion Commander Song's face will be very dull, and he will not be able to stay in the barracks in the future.
If she doesn't win, she's the one who can't be bothered, and Xiao Hai will definitely suffer when they meet in the future, maybe she won't be able to walk out of here intact today.
This... how can this be done?
"What's the matter Xiao Hai, it's not like this when you compare martial arts, it's like getting chicken plague, cheer up, and if you don't dare to fight, bow your head and say big sister to me!" Song Yaxin snorted coldly.
thump……
Xiao Hai's legs went limp and fell to the ground, he crawled forward twice like a disabled person, and cupped his hands to Song Yaxin and said, "Big sister, big sister, I'm convinced, you are my goddess, you pay tribute to you!"
Oh...
A group of onlookers let out a sigh.
I have seen a boneless man, but I have never seen such a boneless man. The battle has not started, and the guy has not shown himself, and he has already surrendered to the enemy. This is the most shameless words and deeds of a soldier!
"There's no drama to watch, it turns out he's still a softie."
"Yeah, I thought there was a double-yellow golden shell egg, but it turned out to be a soft preserved egg lacking in calcium. I'm too rude to waste my good time."
"Yeah, yeah, why don't you get a bear to have fun? It hurts a man's self-esteem too much. If you don't watch it, let's go away!"
The soldiers scoffed at this kind of obsequious behavior. Such soldiers can only be traitors, garbage, and nothing else when they go to the battlefield.
Regardless of Xiao Hai's disregard, he still showed a charming smile, as charming as he could be, lying on the ground and arching his hands to Song Yaxin, with a flattering look, as if the soldiers were not addressing him when they cursed, but a passing The wild dog said.
Song Yaxin is so angry, what he hates the most is Xiao Hai's current appearance, cowardly, soft-hearted, shit, trash, anyway, all derogatory terms used on him are not exaggerated at all.
She raised her leg and kicked Xiao Hai's waist.
As soon as Xiao Hai stretched out his hand, he hugged Song Yaxin's calf casually, and a salty pig's hand touched along the calf to the root of the thigh.
Song Yaxin was taken aback, what is this kid doing, molesting him in front of so many people, looking for abuse!
She hurriedly leaned over and punched Xiao Hai in the face, Xiao Hai rolled on the spot, dodging the coming powder fist.
Song Yaxin is not a vegetarian, she rushed forward with a stride, raised her leg and kicked it, her feet were clean and neat, without muddy water, and the sky blue military trousers made a crackling sound!
"My god, you're really trying hard, you're going to kick the bird, and you still don't break the bird." Xiao Hai hurriedly stood up like a carp, avoiding Song Yaxin's attack.
After an unsuccessful attack, Song Yaxin kicked Xiao Hai's back again with a series of kicks.
Xiao Hai leaned back and took a step back, reached out to catch Song Yaxin's supporting leg again, and stroked the ankle: "Oh, this meat skin is so tender, why is it like Mapo tofu?"
Song Yaxin went crazy, this kid didn't fight martial arts, he was molesting people between martial arts competitions, not only did he avoid her blows, but he was also able to take advantage of her body at will, which was a great insult to her martial arts and her ability !
"Cut, you can exaggerate. You still have a little memory, otherwise you wouldn't want to walk out of this door today, hum!" Song Yaxin shouted with her hips on her hips. Although Xiao Hai was a little annoyed that she didn't recognize her, after hearing some flattery, All the fumes dissipated.
The four men in sunglasses behind Song Yaxin heard Xiao Hai's confession, and couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing secretly. This kid still doesn't understand Commander Song, and he doesn't like being flattered to her the most.
"What are you laughing at, you only called people here now, and it's delaying me a lot, do you know?" Song Yaxin turned her head and shouted at the four of them.
The four people were taken aback. Unexpectedly, Battalion Commander Song did not get angry with Xiao Hai, but lost his temper with the four of them. The leading man in sunglasses hurriedly stood up and said, "Report to Battalion Commander, Boss Xiao's skills are very good, we want to try it out." Try, as powerful as you said, so some time was lost, we admit the mistake."
Song Yaxin breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Xiao Hai with a smile and said, "Really, I warned you not to provoke him, who did it?"
"Me." The man in sunglasses who had fought with Xiao Hai stood up.
"Tell me what's good about you. You are all wearing glasses when you arrive at the base. Take them off for me. Change them back into military uniforms and come here again. Let me introduce you."
"Yes." The four soldiers ran out, and after a while they put on their uniforms and ran into the house again.
Xiao Hai glanced at several people, but he didn't recognize anyone.The effect of ordinary clothes of emotion is very different from that of military uniforms.
Only then did Song Yaxin introduce the four to Xiao Hai one by one, and Xiao Hai shook hands with the four enthusiastically.
They are all members of the Navy Special Forces, and the one who fought against Xiao Hai is Fan Yuanyuan, who holds a deputy platoon rank.The leader was Guo Zi'ang, who was in the platoon, and the other two were Cheng Tianxing and Lu Shouyi, both excellent special forces members.
"How about it? Boss Xiao's skill is not bad." Song Yaxin patted Fan Yuanyuan.
Fan Yuanyuan nodded: "It's great. He knocked me down with just one hand. If he tried his best, the four of us wouldn't even be his opponent."
"Oh? No way, it's difficult for me to deal with the four of you, but can he treat the four of you?" Song Yaxin wondered.
Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hands and said, "They were praising me, I'm not that good."
"Whether it's a compliment to you or not, we'll know after trying. Let's go, let's go to the martial arts field, I want to compete with you, don't hold back from me." After speaking, Song Yaxin strode out.
"That Battalion Commander Song, we can't do this. I don't want to fight you. After being in front of so many fighters, I would lose face to you." Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Besides, I'm so far away. Come here, you won't welcome me with a fight, will you?"
Song Yaxin laughed loudly: "When it comes to my three-acre land, it's not up to you to decide. If I want to compare with you, I have to compare. Don't care about face. There is only winning or losing here, no face."
"Let's go buddy, you still want to play tricks after the beauty called you?" Guo Ziang poked Xiao Hai's waist and pushed him forward.
"Yeah, don't you want to try our battalion commander's skills? I have a little secret, so I might tell you." Fan Yuanyuan said with a mysterious smile.
"What secret?" Xiao Hai reluctantly walked forward with a group of people.
Cheng Tian walked forward, leaned into Xiao Hai's ear and said: "Our battalion commander said that if anyone wins her, she will marry him with her body and without any money."
"She is the little hot pepper in my military camp. She has a single head of garlic. No one can beat her. She is proud. If you knock her down, you can win her heart. It is a great thing to be famous, rich and beautiful. And I I also told you that her father is a leader in our army, if you climb such a high branch, you will prosper, don't miss this opportunity." Lu Shouyi said with a grin.
Xiao Hai smiled wryly, he didn't want to tell these people, but in fact he had dealt with Song Yaxin a long time ago.Just like what Lu Shouyi said, she is a one-headed garlic pepper. She is so powerful that she almost beat him to death in the car supermarket. He didn't want to provoke her.As for her strong backing and strong father, they didn't attract him much, and the little farmer was not interested in these.
Guo Ziang pushed Xiao Hai's shoulder: "What's the matter, buddy, don't be a coward, everyone has challenged you, and you are still dawdling here, isn't it shameful?"
Several people pushed and shoved, leading Xiao Hai to catch up with Song Yaxin.
Xiao Hai is so angry, people don't want to go, one of you plays the flute, the other pinches your eyes, don't you push me into the kang, it really makes this girl anxious, I guess I won't be able to sleep well for half a month .
"The platoon leader Guo, the platoon leader Fan, and the two brothers, it's okay to take me to the martial arts arena, and it's okay to let me compete in martial arts. Can you tell me whether I will lose or win this martial arts competition?"
"Win, let our brother vent his anger and win glory for the masters. If you lose, it's better not to let you go." Several people said in unison, demanding that Xiao Hai must win.
Xiao Hai suddenly realized: "I understand, I must win this contest."
"Yes, the game must be won!" Several people echoed.
Talk to each other to compete in the martial arts field.
It is said to be a martial arts field, but it is actually a big bunker, the size of three basketball courts, with a thick layer of sand inside.
Seeing Song Yaxin standing in the arena, the four pushed Xiao Hai into the bunker with force.
"Boss Xiao, come on, Boss Xiao, come on!" The four stood by the pit and applauded together.Hearing the shouts of several people, busy soldiers in the distance ran over quickly, and after a while, hundreds of people surrounded him. When they saw someone challenging the base pepper, they couldn't help clapping their hands, cheering for Xiao Hai.
Xiao Hai's head is hurting, the incident is getting worse and worse, why are there still audiences.
Looking at Song Yaxin again, she was so excited that she jumped up on the spot. Her not-so-high figure was like a rabbit, and she was very dexterous. It seemed that she was insane. The more people there were, the more excited she was.
"Xiao Hai, come here. I'll fight with you for three hundred rounds. Let me show you what you have." Song Yaxin ticked Xiao Hai with her fair index finger.
"Xiao Hai fights! Xiao Hai fights! Xiao Hai, come on! Xiao Hai, come on!" More than 100 people applauded Xiao Hai at the same time.
Xiao Hai swayed his legs, walked into the battlefield trembling slightly, glanced around, suddenly felt a little guilty, even though he sang with Qian Feifei in front of tens of thousands of people in Hangcheng, he was not as guilty as he is now.
He wasn't afraid of failure, let alone being afraid of embarrassment, mainly because he didn't know how to deal with this girl.
If he wins against her, Xiao Nizi has so many subordinates, let them see Xiao Nizi's jokes, Battalion Commander Song's face will be very dull, and he will not be able to stay in the barracks in the future.
If she doesn't win, she's the one who can't be bothered, and Xiao Hai will definitely suffer when they meet in the future, maybe she won't be able to walk out of here intact today.
This... how can this be done?
"What's the matter Xiao Hai, it's not like this when you compare martial arts, it's like getting chicken plague, cheer up, and if you don't dare to fight, bow your head and say big sister to me!" Song Yaxin snorted coldly.
thump……
Xiao Hai's legs went limp and fell to the ground, he crawled forward twice like a disabled person, and cupped his hands to Song Yaxin and said, "Big sister, big sister, I'm convinced, you are my goddess, you pay tribute to you!"
Oh...
A group of onlookers let out a sigh.
I have seen a boneless man, but I have never seen such a boneless man. The battle has not started, and the guy has not shown himself, and he has already surrendered to the enemy. This is the most shameless words and deeds of a soldier!
"There's no drama to watch, it turns out he's still a softie."
"Yeah, I thought there was a double-yellow golden shell egg, but it turned out to be a soft preserved egg lacking in calcium. I'm too rude to waste my good time."
"Yeah, yeah, why don't you get a bear to have fun? It hurts a man's self-esteem too much. If you don't watch it, let's go away!"
The soldiers scoffed at this kind of obsequious behavior. Such soldiers can only be traitors, garbage, and nothing else when they go to the battlefield.
Regardless of Xiao Hai's disregard, he still showed a charming smile, as charming as he could be, lying on the ground and arching his hands to Song Yaxin, with a flattering look, as if the soldiers were not addressing him when they cursed, but a passing The wild dog said.
Song Yaxin is so angry, what he hates the most is Xiao Hai's current appearance, cowardly, soft-hearted, shit, trash, anyway, all derogatory terms used on him are not exaggerated at all.
She raised her leg and kicked Xiao Hai's waist.
As soon as Xiao Hai stretched out his hand, he hugged Song Yaxin's calf casually, and a salty pig's hand touched along the calf to the root of the thigh.
Song Yaxin was taken aback, what is this kid doing, molesting him in front of so many people, looking for abuse!
She hurriedly leaned over and punched Xiao Hai in the face, Xiao Hai rolled on the spot, dodging the coming powder fist.
Song Yaxin is not a vegetarian, she rushed forward with a stride, raised her leg and kicked it, her feet were clean and neat, without muddy water, and the sky blue military trousers made a crackling sound!
"My god, you're really trying hard, you're going to kick the bird, and you still don't break the bird." Xiao Hai hurriedly stood up like a carp, avoiding Song Yaxin's attack.
After an unsuccessful attack, Song Yaxin kicked Xiao Hai's back again with a series of kicks.
Xiao Hai leaned back and took a step back, reached out to catch Song Yaxin's supporting leg again, and stroked the ankle: "Oh, this meat skin is so tender, why is it like Mapo tofu?"
Song Yaxin went crazy, this kid didn't fight martial arts, he was molesting people between martial arts competitions, not only did he avoid her blows, but he was also able to take advantage of her body at will, which was a great insult to her martial arts and her ability !
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