Learn a small skill every day and embark on a crazy life

Chapter 11: A Song of Gods and Buddhas
"Hahaha... I'm done... I'm so happy... I can't stop."

Soon, this place turned into a large-scale disco scene with people dancing wildly.

Shen Qiu stood on the sixth floor of the ordinary building, looking at the scene of demons dancing wildly below, and couldn't help but sigh: "Divine gold!"

Aren’t the people in the Yunmeng Star Sea Realm too receptive?

As soon as this "Aobai DJ" came on stage, the entire first floor hall turned into a large-scale disco scene.

"It seems that the cultural invasion of Earth is unstoppable."

Shen Qiu stroked his chin and thought to himself, "Should we come up with something new? For example... square dancing?"

"No, no, no, forget it."

Fanlou opens at noon and closes at two in the evening.

After all, people always need time to rest, and Shen Qiu doesn't want to tire out his nine beautiful guards.

……

The next day, Xu Yizhou, who had stayed in Fanlou for a night, woke up from a hangover with dark circles under his eyes.

"Hiss... my head hurts..."

Xu Yizhou rubbed his head, feeling that the whole world was spinning. Was there anyone to help him find his way?

After leaving Fanlou, Xu Yizhou returned to Xu Mansion in a daze.

After finally returning to the Xu residence, as soon as he stepped into the courtyard, Xu Yizhou's mind suddenly recalled the dance from the third subject last night, and his hands began to gesture unconsciously.

"Eh, it seems like this... This is not right... It should be like this."

Xu Yizhou muttered to himself, trying to recall the enchanting dance of last night, and began to use his hands and feet, as if a divine song was echoing in his mind.

At this moment, Uncle Fu, the housekeeper who was watering the flowers in the yard, looked at Xu Yizhou in confusion.

"Master, what kind of martial arts are you practicing?"

Fu Bo asked for the first time.

Maybe Uncle Fu’s voice was a little soft, and Xu Yizhou was still immersed in his own world, so he didn’t hear it.

Suddenly, the painting style changed.

Xu Yizhou's movements turned into shaking his shoulders, shaking his head, and shouting "Aobai, Aobai, Aobai!"

"Master, please don't scare me!"

Uncle Fu plucked up his courage and shouted again, this time his voice was trembling.

Immersed in his own world, Xu Yizhou was entertaining himself and didn't want to stop. He was still shouting "Aobai, Aobai", so he turned a deaf ear and didn't pay any attention to Uncle Fu.

His exaggerated body movements, coupled with his strange cries, made him look completely crazy in Uncle Fu's opinion.

"Master, I am Uncle Fu, you don't recognize me."

I tried to wake him up for the third time, but Xu Yizhou still ignored me.

Uncle Fu panicked when he saw this. His face changed drastically and he turned around and ran out of the yard.

Xu Mansion, study.

"Master, this is bad, the young master has gone crazy..."

Uncle Fu ran in in a hurry and said with a sad face.

"Nonsense, why would my son go crazy for no reason?"

When Xu Jiang heard this, he became furious and threw the wolf-hair brush in his hand hard onto the inkstone.

"Really, sir. I saw it with my own eyes. The young master was shaking his head, jumping and hopping in the yard, and shouting something like 'Aobai'. I called the young master three times but he didn't respond. He looked so..."

As Uncle Fu was talking, he began to wipe away his tears. Seeing him like this, Xu Jiang felt a little uneasy, and quickly got up and followed Uncle Fu to the yard.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Xu Yizhou had already returned to his room and fell asleep.

After all, he played too late last night, and Xu Yizhou now needs to take a nap.

Unable to find his son in the yard, Xu Jiang asked the servants around him and found out that Xu Yizhou had returned to his room to rest.

He wanted to wake up Xu Yizhou directly, but then he turned around and thought, if his son was really crazy, waking him up suddenly would have a worse impact.

After much deliberation, Xu Jiang finally decided to wait for Xu Yizhou to wake up naturally.

However, Xu Jiang asked Uncle Fu to invite the most famous doctor in the city to his house and give Xu Yizhou a thorough diagnosis and treatment after he woke up.

In addition, Xu Jiang has sent people to investigate what happened last night and why his son became like this.

Soon, the servant got the news and reported, "Master, the young master went to Fanlou outside the city last night and only came back this morning."

"Fanlou, what is that place? Why have I never heard of it?" Xu Jiang frowned, obviously he had never heard of this place.

"Master, this Fanlou is a new restaurant that opened outside the city recently. I heard that the food inside is very special, and there are new things every day. Now many young masters like to go there."

"Could it be that Zhou'er picked up some bad habits there?" The more Xu Jiang thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. He decided to go to Fanlou in person to find out.

As night fell, Xu Jiang brought a few trusted servants, changed into low-key clothes, and quietly came to Fanlou outside the city.

Xu Jiang went there at noon, and he went crazy at night... Bah, Xu Jiang went back to Xu Mansion only after he had drunk a lot at night.

In Fanlou, Xu Jiang drank two bottles of Erguotou by himself. Even if he had a peanut, he wouldn't be so drunk.

"Hahahaha, good wine, really good wine!"

Xu Jiang, reeking of alcohol, stood at the door of Fan Building, laughing at the night sky. His hearty laughter was tinged with a bit of drunken confusion.

"Master, you are back. How is it? Have you found the reason?"

Uncle Fu, who had been waiting at the gate of Xu's house, saw his master coming back, and hurriedly trotted to greet him, asking anxiously.

Xu Jiang burped, pointed at Uncle Fu, and said in a daze: "You... who are you? Let me think..."

"Master, I'm Uncle Fu, don't you remember me?" Uncle Fu stepped forward and stretched out his hand to support him. Having followed Xu Jiang for so many years, this was the first time Uncle Fu saw him so drunk.

"Uncle Fu...Uncle Fu..."

Xu Jiang shook his head vigorously, as if trying to sober himself up, but under the influence of alcohol, only such a simple sentence could escape his lips.

Especially the word "Fu", which seemed to open up Xu Jiang's Ren and Du meridians. That brainwashing song instantly rang in his mind.

"boom!"

“Blessing, Buddha, blessing, Buddha, blessing… Buddha!!”

Suddenly, Xu Jiang seemed to have turned on a switch and sat up in shock as if he was dying.

“Oh…Oh…Come, God and Buddha, oh…Oh…Come, God and Buddha, oh…Oh…Oh…Oh…Oh…”

The symptoms were like electric shock, convulsion, possession, and shamanism. It was as if his blood was returning to his ancestral home, and he seemed to be turning into a giant monkey. He danced with joy and was so excited that he was emitting dizzy waves.

While dancing, Xu Jiang wanted to hold Fu Bo's hand and shouted with him: "Come on, God and Buddha... Come on, God and Buddha!"

"what……"

Uncle Fu was so frightened that his face turned pale. After a scream, he fled in panic.

"What happened to the master? Is he possessed by evil spirits?"

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense."

The servants were talking about it, but no one dared to step forward to stop Xu Jiang's crazy behavior.

(End of this chapter)